He said calmly, "I'm sorry, I had a bad stomach at noon today and need to go to the toilet!" ”

"Alright! You accompany him to the bathroom! Supervise him and don't let him come into contact with anyone! Zheng Chenglin said to the female examiner.

The female examiner nodded and took Zhang Shan out of the examination room.

Li Xiaoxue looked at the scene of Zhang Shan leaving, her beautiful eyes were full of doubts, and she didn't know what Zhang Shan wanted to do.

Zheng Chenglin was not worried about Zhang Shan at all.

In his opinion, as long as he bites Zhang Shan and Li Xiaoxue's diagnosis is wrong, no matter how powerful they are, they will not be able to turn the sky upside down!

The female examiner took Zhang Shan out of the examination room and went straight to the public toilet of the hospital.

Halfway through, Zhang Shan suddenly stopped.

"Examiner, I'm sorry, I seem to have forgotten to bring paper! I'll pull some grass from there to use as toilet paper! ”

So saying, he walked to the side of the road and squatted down to pull the weeds.

Seeing this scene, the female examiner was stunned, she didn't expect this handsome guy to use the weeds on the side of the road as toilet paper.

"That...... This handsome guy, in fact, I have toilet paper in my bag, you can use mine! The female examiner couldn't help but say.

At this time, Zhang Shan had already pulled out a lot of weeds, and he got up and came to the female examiner.

"It's okay, these weeds have been pulled out anyway, so let's just use one piece!"

A moment later, Zhang Shan returned to the examination room with the female examiner.

On the surface, he looks the same as before he went to the bathroom.

But in fact, he had an extra pale green pill in his pocket!

That's right, the reason why Zhang Shan pulled weeds was not to be used as toilet paper, but to make pills!

As for the foundation I got from Li Xiaoxue, it was to mix the juice of the weeds together and use it to form small pills!

Seeing Zhang Shan come back, Zheng Chenglin still had a disdainful expression on his face, and he even thought that Zhang Shan was too nervous to pee, so he lied about his stomach and went to the toilet.

Zhang Shan didn't pay attention to Zheng Chenglin, but walked straight to Li Xiaoxue and sat down.

Li Xiaoxue hurriedly asked him in a low voice, "Brother Xiaoshan, what did you go out to do just now?" ”

With Zhang Shan's experience of asking for foundation, Li Xiaoxue naturally didn't believe that Zhang Shan went out just to go to the toilet.

Hearing this, Zhang Shan smiled and said, "I'm going to let the two of us pass this exam!" ”

As he spoke, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

Fortunately, when he came to the Chinese medicine hospital before, he observed the weeds on the side of the road, otherwise he might not be able to get through this hurdle today!

It turned out that the reason why Zhang Shan wanted to pull weeds was to use the toxicity of several weeds to make a poisonous pill!

Zheng Chenglin was not sick but claimed to be sick, and wanted to use this to prevent Zhang Shan and Li Xiaoxue from passing the practical exam.

Since this is the case, Zhang Shan simply calculated and made Zheng Chenglin really sick!

At that time, I believe that Zheng Chenglin's trouble can be solved!

Knowing that Zhang Shan had already thought of a solution to the problem, Li Xiaoxue was surprised and delighted, and hurriedly asked him in a low voice what good solution he had come up with.

Zhang Shan picked up the paper casually, wrote down a recipe on it, and then quietly handed it to Li Xiaoxue.

"After I diagnose Zheng Chenglin, I will prescribe him according to the prescription I wrote!" Zhang Shan said in a low voice.

After saying that, he casually tore off a note, clumped it into a ball, and bounced it out of the knee socket of a candidate who was taking the pulse of a patient at the edge of the podium while everyone was not paying attention!

only heard the candidate's "ouch", and the whole person involuntarily knelt on one knee.

This scene instantly attracted the attention of everyone present, and no one saw it, Zhang Shan took advantage of everyone's attention to be attracted by the candidate, and flicked the small pill he had made before into Zheng Chenglin's thermos cup!

"What's going on?" Zheng Chenglin asked the candidate who was kneeling on the ground with a straight face.

The examinee hurriedly stood up and touched the knee socket that was hurt by the paper ball, his face full of doubt.

"I don't know what's going on, just now my knee socket suddenly hurt, and then I couldn't control this leg!"

The female examiner was concerned: "Is there something wrong with this candidate's body?" Do you want to check it out? ”

"Humph! What checks to check? I don't think he has anything to do, he just wants to be grandiose in this way! Hurry up and diagnose and prescribe prescriptions, otherwise even if you fail the assessment! Zheng Chenglin snorted coldly.

As he spoke, he picked up the thermos cup and took two sips of water, unaware that the small pill in the thermos cup had quickly dissolved!

The examinee looked aggrieved, he was really not grandstanding.

But Zheng Chenglin said so, and he didn't dare to refute it, so he had to continue to diagnose and prescribe.

Minutes and seconds passed.

Until the end of the penultimate group, the eyes of everyone present fell on Zhang Shan and Li Xiaoxue.

The two of them are the most special two, not only because they are a team of two, but also because they are the most handsome and beautiful couple of male and female candidates present!

Zheng Chenglin looked at Zhang Shan with a sneer on his face, and then looked at Li Xiaoxue.

"You two, you can come up and take the test! Which of you will come first? Zheng Chenglin asked.

Zhang Shan raised his hand, "I'll come first!" ”

Saying that, he strode forward and came straight to Zheng Chenglin.

Looking at Zheng Chenglin face to face, even if the other party was an examiner, even if the other party had set up a trick to wait for him, Zhang Shan was still not flustered at all.

"Good! Then you can diagnose my pulse! Look what I'm sick with! Zheng Chenglin deliberately accentuated his tone on the last three words.

The ridicule in his eyes also shows that he did it purely to tease Zhang Shan, and no matter what kind of diagnosis Zhang Shan makes later, Zheng Chenglin will directly deny it completely!

Zhang Shan didn't speak, just grabbed Zheng Chenglin's wrist and checked the pulse for a while, and then let go.

"Examiner, you've got food poisoning!" Zhang Shan said indifferently.

As soon as these words came out, everyone present was stunned.

Food poisoning?

Zheng Chenglin is now looking like no one, how can he have food poisoning?

Many candidates thought they had heard it wrong, and couldn't help but pick their ears with their hands.

Zheng Chenglin was also stunned, and immediately burst out laughing.

"Food poisoning? You're not kidding me, are you? Zhang Shan, I'll give you another chance, you can change the result! ”

Although Zheng Chenglin had already decided that no matter what illness Zhang Shan said he had, he would not admit it.

But he never expected that Zhang Shan would actually say that he had food poisoning.

You know, Zheng Chenglin ate in the cafeteria at noon, and everyone else was fine, how could he get food poisoning?

Even if he really ate something unclean, couldn't Zheng Chenglin tell if he had food poisoning?

Thinking of this, Zheng Chenglin's eyes were full of ridicule when he looked at Zhang Shan.

In his opinion, Zhang Shan knew that he would never be able to pass this assessment, so he gave up on himself!

And Zhang Shan shook his head in the face of Zheng Chenglin's request to let him change the result.

"Examiner, you are indeed a sign of food poisoning! If I'm not mistaken, you'll soon have a wrenching abdominal pain that will be unbearable, and I'm afraid you'll burst out of foul gas! That is, stinky fart! ”

"Nonsense! You dare to talk nonsense to the examiner, do you want to continue the exam! Zheng Chenglin was furious.

Zhang Shan said that he fart, I am afraid that he is implying that he speaks like a stinky fart.

But Zheng Chenglin couldn't have imagined that what Zhang Shan said about this time was not only that layer of meaning, but also another layer of meaning, that is, the literal meaning!

Zhang Shan was still expressionless, but took a few steps back.

Under his verbal provocation, Zheng Chenglin was furious, and it seemed that his foul smell was about to be released soon!