This drink was drunk directly into the evening, and it was thanks to the gift of King Lingyou twice, otherwise these two drunkards, Zhou Weimin really couldn't stay with him.

During the banquet, he watched the Taoist and the Buddha arguing, which was also a lot of fun.

Especially every time Dao Ye wanted to ask the Buddha why he followed him all the way, the Buddha always looked like he had a big secret, just shut up and didn't talk about it, which made Dao Ye very annoyed.

The Buddha was very interested in Zhou Weimin, and said bluntly that for so many years, the filthy people and the door rarely traveled in a team, but they were mixed up with Zhou Guanye, there must be some secrets in it.

Zhou Weimin also said haha, and said that he met by chance, and then he also followed the side knock, the purpose of this Buddha's trip.

In short, the table looks peaceful, and there is some undercurrent surging underneath.

When the Buddha was full of wine and food, he hugged the two pretty girls back to the No. 1 room of Tianzi, and the Taoist waved away those warblers and Yanyan, and then he got serious.

"Keep a certain distance from this bear monk, others are not bad, but there are a lot of ghost eyes," Dao Ye picked his teeth and said slowly.

Zhou Weimin is very curious, they are all dentures, is there still a need for teeth picking?

"Master Dao, if you count the harvest in Tianhou Palace this time, I already have two merits in the monthly exam, and I still have three things left to be rated first-class, but I can't seem to catch up in time," Zhou Weimin directly threw out the main contradiction first.

"It's not a big problem," Dao Ye shook his head, his mind was still on another matter, "The channel for you to sell jade, I thought about it, and you can continue to maintain it, although you may not continue to trade in the future." ”

"Why is that?" Zhou Weimin is not short of money anymore, and naturally he will not think about doing such a risky thing in the future.

"What do you say," Dao Ye picked at his feet, and sniffed it quite intoxicated, "Anyway, there are a lot of jade artifacts and the like that flow out of my hands, and then, I found that some people seem to be collecting these things." ”

"Collect them? What's the use? Zhou Weimin licked his lips, and Huang Ran's face suddenly appeared in his mind, "Is it for archaeology?" The problem is that there is no way to take the test, right? ”

"Who can say this, we just have strength, not high intelligence, maybe those ordinary people can interpret some information through these jades," Dao Ye took out a jade handle from his arms and pointed to the cloud pattern on it, "This kind of thing seems to us to be a little interesting, but those linguists can read the information on it." ”

"Moreover, the territory of the Qi realm is also very large, and when we collect jade and other things, it is also regional, in case it is found by someone with a heart, it will also be a trouble."

Zhou Weimin agrees with this point of view, and doesn't ask more questions at the moment, but just remembers this matter in his heart.

Seeing Zhou Weimin's expression of just doing this, Huang Daoye took out an envelope from his pocket and threw it at Zhou Weimin.

Zhou Weimin opened it and took a look, wasn't it the list of targets used to select before killing the bloodthirsty demon?

"Pick three, it's best to be closer, while this bear monk is here, let's hurry up and get things done," Dao Ye smiled slyly.

was stunned for a moment, and Zhou Weimin instantly understood that this was to trick the monk into being a thug.

At noon the next day, Huang Daoye made a carriage and walked quietly with Zhou Weimin to the outside of Yuezhou City, and just arrived at the south gate, as Daoye guessed, the monk was already waiting at the door.

"Where are you going?" The monk blocked the city gate with a smile, and the city guards standing on both sides estimated that they had received the benefits, and turned a blind eye to the situation.

"Go out and pick mushrooms," Huang Daoye pulled the reins and set up the carriage to go around.

The monk grinned, shook the Buddhist beads in his hand, and put them on the head of the horse beside him, and the horse 'Herod' barked twice, and even if its four hooves exerted force, it couldn't move a bit.

The horse couldn't move in place, and the whole carriage had to stop there.

"It's just right, it's just right, Lao Wei has been a little nostalgic lately, peers, peers," the monk climbed directly into the carriage, arched his buttocks, and squeezed Zhou Weimin, who was watching the excitement, directly into the carriage.

As soon as the hand was loosened, the Buddha bead was loosely put on the horse's neck, the Buddha shrugged his shoulders and bumped into the Taoist, "Dirty Daoist, let's leave early..."

Through the curtain, I vaguely saw a large and a small figure, sitting on the wheel on the left and right, Zhou Weimin also snickered and continued to read the unfinished "Qi Jiezhi".

In less than an hour, they arrived at a small wharf called Miluodu. Miluo is a tributary of the Xiangjiang River, directly crossing half of the Yuezhou boundary to the east, and going down the river to the tail, you can directly reach a small city called Changjiang, and this time the three merits are all in the vicinity.

The pier is a little smaller, but it's also crowded with people.

The Taoist master led the way in front, the official man walked in the middle, and the Buddha played with the Buddha Bead Palace, this strange combination really made the locals in the Qi world stunned.

Sitting in the cabin of the four-person room, the Taoist began to sleep, and the official lay on his side reading a book, and the Buddha's heart could not be calmed.

It's right to like to follow the Taoist, but this is all on the boat, where to go, why do you have no bottom, the Buddha is itching in his heart.

He asked Zhou Weimin, Zhou Weimin just smiled and didn't speak, he asked Huang Daoye, and Daoye just picked mushrooms to deal with it.

Seeing that the building ship was about to set sail, the Buddha was heartbroken, and simply sat cross-legged on the bed and did his own thing.

Zhou Weimin looked curiously to see how the Buddha was going to pass the time.

The Buddha directly untied the monk's robe on his body, revealing his hairy chest, and then pulled out a ring knife from his waist, gritted his teeth and inserted it into his stomach, and cut a small hole with a force.

Bai Huahua's fat broke free from the shackles of her belly and squeezed out in an instant, like a white octopus coming out of it.

What's going on? No blood? Zhou Weimin sighed at the flowers, and only then did she feel that she had lost a few teeth on the left side, and she seemed to be a little unhappy, so she thought about it and went back there, and she had to find a dental to deal with it.

When he finished distracting, he saw that the monk stuffed the string of Buddhist beads into his belly, and then stuffed all the fat turned out in distress.

Sure enough, he's a ruthless man...

Zhou Weimin guessed that it should be the cultivation method of Ten Thousand Buddha Road, but this kind of method has to fight with the Taoist master to pluck hair and teeth at every turn, and it is rare that two people have known each other for so long, and none of them died.

The sweaty monk reluctantly smiled at Zhou Weimin, then put away the ring knife, then pinched his belly with his left hand, stood with one palm on his chest with his right hand, and closed his eyes and began to recite Buddhist scriptures.

"When will it end, you relic?"

I don't know if it was to solve Zhou Weimin's confusion, or just out of curiosity, Dao Ye opened his eyes from his fake sleep and asked the monk.

God relics...

Zhou Weimin was stunned for a moment, and heard that the relics were stuffed into his stomach by himself, in case he died like this one day and the body was cremated, there were not more than a dozen relics, how high a monk it must be.

The monk didn't squeak, and while chanting the Buddhist scriptures, he let go of his left hand and pointed to the top of his smooth head.

When he let go, the crack in his belly exploded again, and the white octopus came out again...

Dao Ye laughed, turned around, and also secretly touched the top of his head, and then thought back to his body, not a single excess hair was gone, and he was also sad.

This way, the wind and the water are smooth, the boat is extraordinarily fast, but it is just a day's time, at noon the next day, it will arrive at Changjiang City.

Changjiang City is very small, and the fourteen streets are all its main roads, and I found an inn to stay at, and the Taoist took Zhou Weimin to chat with the monks.

When I entered the monk's room, I saw that the monk had taken the Buddha beads out of his stomach and was stitching up the wound with a sewing needle.

"Monk, the two of us have something to do, if you want to follow, don't do anything bad..."

This kind of scene, Dao Ye has probably seen it many times, and he seems to be accustomed to it.

But Zhou Weimin really wanted to go out and find a girl who knew how to needlework to help the monk, mainly because the crooked and crooked lines made his obsessive-compulsive disorder almost off.

After sewing the last stitch and cutting the thread with a ring knife, the Buddha raised his head, "Where you go, I will go, no bad thing, no bad thing." ”

After speaking, the monk put on his robe very neatly, inserted the ring knife back into his waist, and looked ready to set off at any time.

didn't say much, Dao Ye turned around and walked out of the door, and Zhou Weimin hurriedly followed.

According to the contents of the envelope, the first target was in Tadong, a tributary of the Miluo River, at the end of the Jiuling River.

It's just that this goal is particularly peculiar, it can't be regarded as a person, it should be regarded as a murderous thing.

Sitting on the bamboo raft, Zhou Weimin listened to the Taoist master explaining.

"No one cares about this thing in Pingsuli, after all, it can't leave the place where it was born, which means that it is a bit dangerous for these locals who have strayed into the realm."

"It's just that you city gods like to do this kind of thing to eliminate harm for the people."

"It's fragile, and if you find the body, even a child of a few years old can easily end up with it, but if you can't find the body, it's trouble."

Dao Ye said in detail, Zhou Weimin listened carefully, but the monk was very puzzled by Dao Ye's nanny and personal trainer's performance.

"In particular, it is very good at illusions, with the help of the cave where the main body is located, people can get lost before they know it, and then be trapped in the cave."

"Of course, when you encounter a master like me who is not disturbed by external objects and is bent on seeking the Tao, its illusion will have no effect at all."

"Like this wine and meat monk, then you have to be careful, if you are not careful, you will capsize in the gutter."

The monk's eyes widened, and the Buddha beads in his hand turned and rattled, "You, a filthy person full of pickles, why did you frame the old man, the old man has a clear mind and is dedicated to the Buddha..."

Well, the two of them began to quarrel again, and Zhou Weimin simply looked left and right at the scenery on both sides of the Jiuling River.

I don't know what's going on, but he remembered an article called "The Story of the Peach Blossom Spring".