012 Dwarves are as stubborn as rocks
The dwarf stared at the spoon and scolded, "What about my warhammer? ”
Drow gloated: "It's not easy to recover lost items in this place. Especially the reliable, well-made dwarven warhammer. ”
Wang: "I didn't prepare the item positioning technique today, I'll help you find it tomorrow?" ”
The dwarf glared at the mage, "How could you possibly find it, you haven't seen my warhammer!" Locate or find the closest item in a category, how can you be sure it's my Warhammer? To find a specific item exactly, you need to know exactly what it looks like. ”
The king turned to Elizabeth and reported, "We have found the dwarven priest. ”
Elizabeth looked puzzled: "What? How do you know he's a pastor? ”
"A dwarf, so familiar with the object positioning technique, there is only one possibility, he is a priest, and he can cast the three-ring magic spell, and there is a positioning technique in it." "Dwarves rarely become mages or druids, and they rarely become bards, and dwarves have warlocks, but they are also rare because they are ugly." ”
"Hey! You damn halfling! The dwarf scolded angrily, waving the spoon in his hand as he cursed, "Don't think I can't knock your head open with a wooden spoon!" ”
Wang: "Dwarves like to scold other races as dwarfs, such as halflings for humans. ”
Elizabeth: "You know ...... very carefully"
"My teacher said that."
"That's not true!" The dwarf stomped angrily, "When I get my hammer back, I'll want you to look good, mage!" ”
Wang: "Then you'll have to wait until tomorrow to re-prepare the item positioning technique." ”
The priest should meditate every day, and when he meditates, he will decide on the magic he will perform today, and he will not change until the next meditation. Priests of good gods meditate every morning or noon, and priests of evil gods meditate at midnight.
Generally speaking, no priest will deliberately prepare an object locator technique during meditation.
The dwarf cursed and muttered.
Then Elizabeth suddenly said, "What if I give you a new warhammer?" ”
Wang: "You sent him a warhammer to open my skull?" ”
"No, I mean, maybe he'll be able to join us in that case? You don't need to prepare an item locator tomorrow either. What are the rings of the Priest's item locator? ”
"Three rings." The king blurted out.
Elizabeth: "That's still precious." What equipment or casting materials are needed? ”
Wang looked surprised: "You don't know? ”
"I'm a warlock, I get my power from the bloodline, I can only cast the spells that the bloodline gives me."
Wang asked curiously, "But your father hired a master warlock of the Six Rings to teach you, what did he teach you?" ”
"In the beginning, he taught me how to sense the bloodline and gain power from the bloodline. Once I got the hang of it, he taught him combat skills. Because we don't rely on knowledge to cast spells. Elizabeth said.
Wang: "Then he should teach you how to recognize spells......
"Yes, he taught, so I can see the common spells identified by gestures and spells, but I don't know the materials for spells that I can't use. I can't use it anyway, and there's no point in knowing. ”
Wang: "But you can push the spell backwards by looking at the materials the enemy has captured." ”
Elizabeth was momentarily speechless.
Then the dwarf said, "Hello? ”
Only then did the two casters in the heated discussion realize that they had left the priest hanging out for some time.
"All in all!" Elizabeth was a little embarrassed, but immediately held herself in check with her good upbringing, "I'll give you a war hammer as a deposit to hire you." ”
"No, no!" The dwarf shook his head repeatedly, "For me to work with this rude mage, and put up with the damned drow elf, a warhammer is not enough!" ”
Elizabeth immediately added: "A magic warhammer, forged by Mithril." ”
The dwarf visibly hesitated.
The king waved his hand: "It's useless, the dwarves are very stubborn, we have to have a more convincing proposal." ”
Dwarf: "Huh? Uh, I'm ...... Yes, we are as stubborn as rocks! ”
As he spoke, he began to stroke his beard, and the well-groomed hairs were still neat and shiny, even after going through such an unseemly thing as just now.
Elizabeth frowned and clasped her hands on her chest: "But...... I think he was tempted just now......"
King: "That's a dwarf. Synonymous with stubbornness. And a priest, the dwarves generally believe in Torrag, and their gods are stubborn! Torrag's priest is not to be bought by the Mithril Warhammer. ”
Elizabeth: "Makes sense, but what about the Adamantite Warhammer?" ”
The dwarves' eyes were straight.
But the king touched his chin and lowered his head, he didn't see it at all, he said something: "I'm afraid not, I'm afraid material things are useless, the stubbornness of the dwarves is beyond your imagination, it will take a long time to gain the trust of the dwarves......"
"That's not right!" The dwarf waved the spoon in his hand, "You bastard is so annoying! I'm a pastor in Kaylin! Wine and art, as well as travel and business! As long as the price is right, I can also be appropriate, and reduce a little stubbornness. Just appropriate! We dwarves are generally as stubborn as rocks! ”
The king frowned: "What the hell, why would a dwarf believe in Kailin?" He was the patron saint of the bards, he was the god of dance, and his priests were tap masters! ”
With that, the mage looked at the dwarf's stubby legs.
The others were a step behind the mage, but they all ended up looking at the dwarf's legs.
The dwarf said angrily, "Karis Newman's navel eye! You bastards! What's wrong with me being a dwarf? Can't dwarves tap dance? Look ahead! ”
As he spoke, the dwarf threw the spoon in his hand to the ground, patted the one-piece iron plate on the front of his whole body armor and belly, and jumped up with a beat.
Because he was wearing full-body armor, the parts of the armor kept colliding as he danced, making it seem like a whole army of heavily armored knights on the march.
Wang sighed in surprise: "This is a scene that my teacher has never seen before!" I thought I would have to travel for three or five years before I met something my teacher hadn't seen before! This is the taste of study tours! ”
Mark frowned: "Pelican? What kind of waterfowl are on the badge of Rewater? ”
"No, it's a medicinal herb." Cat Man said.
The mage was still going crazy: "A dwarven priest, tap dance!" This is a magical scene that will go down in history! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the door of Daddy Rat's tavern opened again, and a strong mercenary walked out, carefully observed the scene outside, and then turned back and shouted: "Don't worry, it's not the knights who are coming to surround us, it's a dwarf who is dancing!" Damn, he made a whole knightly noise! ”
The next moment, a short halfling came out scolding: "Dwarf tap dance? Do you think I'll believe it? Dwarves are ...... OMG. ”
The king observed the halfling and judged that he was probably not inferior in the tavern's management sequence.
Before he could say hello, the dwarf who was tap-dancing fell down with a thud and twitched on the ground: "I...... God help! I have a cramp in my foot! ”
The drow elf stepped forward and gave the dwarf a kick to the leg, the tip of the shoe inserted into the acupuncture point of his leg to relieve the cramps, and then the elf scooped up the stocky dwarf with one hand and straightened it.
"Damn Drow! If I were the priest of Torrag, you'd already eat two of the Scorching Radiance! ”
The drow elf smiled slightly: "It's good that you're not, otherwise you'd already be a dead dwarf." It is said that dwarves slowly turn to stone when they die, and our mage will surely be happy to record this process. ”
"What? I knew it! The dwarf glared at the king, "I knew you were a damn evil madman!" ”
Wang: "No, I'm a mage, the normal kind. ”
When he said he was normal, his teammates except Elizabeth exchanged glances.
Elizabeth: "He's always precise in his spells, unlike a mad mage who gets out of control." ”
The dwarf raised an eyebrow: "Oh, that's right...... All in all, do you now believe I'm the pastor of Kaylin? ”
"You apparently are." Wang exclaimed, "That dance is indeed a tap dance. ”
The dwarf asked, "Well, as the priest of Kailin, it's normal for me to give up a little stubbornness for the right price, right?" You give me the Adamantite Warhammer, and I join you! ”
Everyone looked at each other, and Elizabeth nodded as the "funder": "Well, of course. ”
Wang: "Actually, I just wanted to prove that you are Pastor Kailin, so you can show us your emblem." The priest's emblem can't be faked, but if it doesn't work, you can channel a positive energy, and then your emblem will shine, and that light will be as fake as it is. ”
The dwarf was stunned, then began to blow his beard: "Kaylin's navel!" You bastard absolutely did it on purpose! ”
Karis Newman is the protector of gnomes and goblins, dwarves don't hate gnomes, but they hate goblins, so they will use Karis Newman's navel or horns as a curse and a catchphrase, at this time it is obvious that the dwarves are crazy and directly scold their own main god.
But Kailin is a casual god and shouldn't care about that.
Wang: "I thought you knew that, but I just like to dance." ”
The dwarves' beards were blown up: "You...... Never mind. In short, as the pastor of Kailin, I can be flexible when the price is right! This is the requirement of my faith! I, as a dwarf, am still stubborn. ”
Elizabeth: "Let me confirm again, you're ready to join us, aren't you?" ”
"Yes, but I'm going to get the Adamantite Warhammer first."