053 Druid's Hell Joke

This side of the squad.

When Flint heard the name "Jenny", he frowned.

"Jenny!" He said angrily, "No, no, Jenny can't. I remember Freeman can fix it too! ”

Wang: "Do you know who can fix it?" ”

Flint: "I know what happened 10 years ago! We dwarves live long and move slowly, we can stay in one place for a long time, but when we feel we should leave, we leave!

"Every time I revisit my old place, I find that some familiar shops are gone, and some familiar people are gone. Especially humans, before I even noticed, my human friends died of old age. ”

Xiaobai: "Friends has become a dead friend." ”

Flint stopped, staring at Shiro with the other dwarves.

The little white ear drooped down and said aggrievedly, "I'm sorry." ”

Flint waved his hand: "Forget it, he's been dead for years." So I don't know if Freeman is still around. ”

Wang: "What about Jenny?" ”

The dwarf had a reluctant expression.

Wang: "What about Jenny?" ”

Elizabeth, who could stop the king, was asleep in Nini's arms, soβ€”presumably if Flint continued to speak, the king would continue to ask.

Xiaobai: "I still know how to say I'm sorry, it seems that I am much more mature than you." ”

Wang: "Of course you are more mature than me, you are six years older than me." You're 24 years old and you're a druid. ”

At this point, Flint finally gave up resistance: "Alright, alright, let's go find Jenny." ”

Nini: "Based on your reaction, I guess this is your wife?" ”

Flint: "No, he's the grave of my life, the mistakes I made when I was younger. ”

"Haha," laughed old Louie, "you were so young at that time, so young that you couldn't even hold a hammer!" ”

Wang: "What do you mean?" Did Flint make a mistake when he was a dwarf cub? ”

Flint: "Not really, this old thing is kidding you." I was an adult by then. At that time, however, I was still studying the craft of blacksmithing, and had not yet become a priest of Kaylin. ”

Louis Sr.: "He was born with us. ”

Wang: "What? Then why didn't he come when testing the tower - well, he didn't come. ”

Flint wasn't involved in cracking the tower, so when the group ventured back, he showed how surprised the dwarves were.

The king was actually quite impressed by the dwarf's surprise, but he didn't bother to say it.

Wang: "You were born locally, and then what?" ”

Flint: "Jenny and I have known each other since we were kids, and our dad was friends who worked in a forge so we grew up playing together. She had a beautiful beard, and at that time he had a beard longer than mine, which was ......."

Nini and Xiaobai shouted together: "Wait a minute! ”

Nini: "Flint just used the feminine pronoun, right?" How could she have a beard? ”

Xiaobai: "That's right! ”

Wang: "Dwarves are beautiful with beards, so of course dwarven women will also have beards, otherwise how can they be beautiful?" It's as if orcs take green as beauty, and naturally female orcs are more sought after the greener they are.

"In the eyes of the dwarves, elves with no body hair other than hair are simply ugly, and all white-skinned races are ugly in the eyes of orcs.

"The orcs paint the captive women green, and many people think that this is humiliating the poor people, but in fact it means that the orc is very satisfied with the captive.

"In orc society, green paint is very expensive, so much so that many orcs use grass to grind it and use the chlorophyll in it to make paint."

Xiaobai: "What is chlorophyll?" Is there that in the grass? ”

Wang: "Of course, it's a part of grass......

Flint: "I've heard of this, the first popular thing in orc society is green, and then it's red.

"They seem to think that if they paint a horse or a carriage red, they can triple the speed!"

Wang: "I haven't heard of that, at least not in the Chronicles of Garia that my teachers have written. ”

Flint: "It's just a rumor circulating here in Minos, anyway. Until I left the city, the city had been invaded by the orcs a total of three times, each time the orcs were blocked by high walls, and each time the place outside of Minos was in shambles.

"Countless slaves were captured and sent to humble cities built on the wasteland and then built new buildings.

"The only ones who could escape from there were the women and the architects, and the rest of the men were whipped and drained of their lives in the tattered capital of the orcs."

King: "The orcs still have a capital?" ”

"Not only that," Flint touched his chin, "in fact, every orc tribe has a capital, and they are not nomads for a long time, but they are either at war or on the way to war. ”

Wang: "It sounds like a simple life. ”

Flint was shocked: "Are you serious?" ”

Wang: "I also wish I could study magic all the time, but it doesn't work that way, my teacher said, 'It's shallow on paper,' so I came out to practice." ”

Nini: "Eh, I feel like I'm thanking you, teacher. ”

Wang: "Yes, I am very grateful to him. ”

Nini: "No, I mean we have to thank him. ”

"Ahem!" Old Louis coughed, "So don't you have a robe to repair?" Go for it. Now that the war is about to start, it's not like you're using such bad equipment. ”

Flint: "Wait a minute! Cultivating robes was of course one thing, and we wanted to hire the best craftsmen to make a dragon saddle, just like Pete did for his primordial dragon friend. ”

Wang: "An ancient dragon that came to Minos' dwarven neighborhood to make a saddle?" ”

Old Louis glanced at the mage: "Why, don't you know that a man can become a dragon form, and a dragon can also turn into a human form?" It is said that the magic of the dragon form was improved from the magic of the human form.

"I just don't know which master has such skills."

Wang: "That's true, the dragon form does reverse some spell elements, so it is indeed possible that the prototype is the humanoid magic of the dragon clan." ”

Xiaobai: "Aren't you going to ask how to make a saddle?" Why did you start talking about the dragon form and what kind of human form is coming? ”

"Two spells." Wang spread his hands, "Let's go, let's go find that Pete." ”

Flint: "He's already on a trip with his Archaeal friends. Just like you, King. ”

The mage was shocked: "Why, you are already screaming in fear when you ride a horse, and you dwarves still dare to ride dragons?" ”

"As long as there is a special dragon saddle, it will do." Flint paused, and then said, "Actually, it's not special, after all, the biggest difference between the entire dragon saddle and the saddle of a human dragon knight compared to the saddle of a human dragon knight is that the stirrups are in a relatively high position. ”

The king couldn't tell whether the dwarf was blackening himself or being humorous. Maybe both?

He continued, "Is there anyone else who can do this now?" ”

Louis Sr.: "It depends on what you want to make it from." It's a dwarf block, and you want to make a leather, sorry, no one will. But if you want to be iron, then the reverse is how everybody will. ”

The king was overjoyed: "That's great, I'll draw a schematic diagram for you, you can start doing it quickly, I'll give as much gold as you want!" ”

Elizabeth fell asleep, and the king ignored her admonition to pay a lot of money to Brandon for her sponsored travel.

(End of chapter)