Chapter 123: Eccentric Cat

The Demon King was silent for a moment and said, "I know what you're talking about. I agree with you that sacrificing us to spark the emergence of variables. But I'm going to make our plan even better......"

If such a scene and dialogue spread, it would surely make the monks all over the world lose their teeth. Who would have thought that the Buddha and the Demon King were not dead, and they were still talking like old friends. Who in this world doesn't know that Rulai and the Demon King are mortal enemies. The two were confidants at first, and since the Demon King unified the world and wanted to turn the world into a zombie world, the two have become rivals in life and death.

Their conversations are equally shocking. What exactly are the two people who are standing at the pinnacle of cultivation planning? What kind of changes have happened in heaven and earth that have caused the two supreme beings of the current world to fail and return? All kinds of questions are still unknown mysteries.

It is said that after Wu Xiaowang woke up, he found that the injuries on his body had completely healed. The spirit is also better than ever, as if beaten with chicken blood.

But the black cat's words shattered Wu Xiaowang's extremely excited mood. The black cat said that Wu Xiaowang was so excited, it turned out that there was something wrong with the zombie body. It turned out that the method of refining the corpse of the second prince of the Heavenly Death was not perfect, so he forced Wu Xiaowang to go to the Hall of Eternal Life, hoping that he could become a perfect zombie.

The fake monk sat alone in the corner, not saying a word. It may be that he feels guilty and has no face to talk to Wu Xiaowang.

"We've been in this broken cave for days," said the black cat. Today, let's pack up, go to Tianhe City to buy some essential items, and prepare to set off for Saturn. ”

Wu Xiaowang agreed, and said, "It's time to get to the Hall of Eternal Life quickly, I don't know why I have a strong desire in my heart." It was as if there was something in the Hall of Eternal Life that I needed. ”

The black cat jumped on Wu Xiaowang's shoulder. He said, "Let's go! You're going to lose something important, it's your life. ”

When they arrived in Tianhe City, everything changed. The streets of Tianhe City are covered with portraits of Wu Xiaowang. It reads: This person's name is Wu Xiaowang, and he is an extremely dangerous zombie. If there is any concealment and failure to report, the nine clans will be punished!

The blessed land cave is just a legend in Tianhe City. Because in Xinmu City, there is a blessed land cave sky. Only the three major leader families would be like that.

As soon as Wu Xiaowang saw such a wanted warrant, he immediately covered half of his face, got into a small alley where no one was around, threw the black cat to the ground, and said in a low voice: "Didn't you promise me that your friends will not reveal my identity, so what's the matter with the wanted warrant?"

The black cat's eyes rolled, and he said in a weak heart: "How do I know? It may also be Biyun's secret." But it's useless to say anything now? You're going to have to change the face, and that's on me. ”

Wu Xiaowang said hatefully: "Okay, I hope you are reliable." Otherwise, everyone will finish playing together. ”

The black cat opened Wu Xiaowang's arm with one paw and said, "I'll." There is no more reliable partner for you than mine. Look at me!" turned around and bit a handful of hair from his buttocks and blew it on Wu Xiaowang's face.

Those hairs took root in the flesh, and in the blink of an eye, Wu Xiaowang's face was already covered with black hair. Only a pair of eyes are exposed.

The black cat glanced twice and said, "This time even your mother can't recognize it." ”

Wu Xiaowang touched his face and felt that there was nothing abnormal except for a little more hair. But there was a stench on the hair. He said hatefully, "Why do these hairs smell a little weird?"

The black cat jumped on top of the fake monk's head and said, "Nonsense, that's the hair plucked from my ass, isn't it a little weird?"

Wu Xiaowang said: "Count you ruthless, this revenge will be avenged sooner or later." ”

The black cat smiled gloomily and said, "Then wait until you have this strength." Now you have to rely on me to enter the real Hall of Eternal Life, so you can admit it obediently!" looked down at the fake monk again, and said, "Your bald head is too obvious. Now people all over the world may know that you and Wu Xiaowang are mixed together, and they also plant some hair on your face. Then there will be no flaws. After speaking, without waiting for the fake monk to agree, he plucked a handful of hair on his ass and sprinkled it on the fake monk's head.

Even though the fake monk Buddha light protects the body, a burst of Buddha light on the head cannot prevent the growth of hair.

Suddenly, another part of the wall scolded: "Fuck, you undisciplined bunnies, you didn't teach you enough last time, and you dare to play with fire outside the wall of my yard." As soon as the voice fell, a man with a fat head and a pig's brain fell from above.

Unexpectedly, when he saw the appearance of Wu Xiaowang and the fake monk, he was frightened and stuck to the wall, saying: "Two strange beast heroes, spare me! ”

It turned out that in a higher-level city like Tianhe City, alien beasts and monks could coexist with each other, but there was one condition, that is, the alien beasts had to have enough cultivation. Therefore, when the man saw Wu Xiaowang and the fake monk with their faces covered with hair, he turned around and trembled in fright. Because the strange beasts that can appear in the city are at least the cultivation of the Jinshi period, and he himself is the cultivation of the mixed yuan period.

The black cat jumped forward, slapped the man with his paws, and said, "The two of them are just my little brothers, and I am the eldest brother." Why don't you beg me for mercy, but for my little brother?"

When the man heard this, how could he still stand, and he knelt on the ground with a puff, and cried with tears and tears: "Ask Uncle Cat to spare me! That's my clumsiness! I should die! I should die......

The black cat raised his head and said angrily, "Okay, spare you." But you have to kiss my paw to show that you are admitting your mistake. ”

When the man heard this, a smile suddenly appeared on his face. Isn't it just a kiss on the cat's paw, it's all a trivial matter in order to survive.

Unbeknownst to him, the black cat flipped its paws, and there was a lump of yellow goo underneath. The black cat spat at his paws and scolded: "I don't know which bastard is so uncivilized, defecating everywhere, and the harmful Lao Tzu stepped on the paws." Then he said to the man with a pleasant face: "Then I'm sorry, I can only trouble you to open your mouth." ”

The man's face immediately wrinkled, and he opened his mouth helplessly.

The black cat shook its paws, and the yellow thing mixed with saliva entered the man's mouth. The black cat said, "Man, hurry up and find a way to find a spaceship to Saturn." ”

The man grimaced and said, "With a small citizen like me, how can I have such strength." Uncle Cat, you better spare me!"

The black cat sneered, "Okay then, seeing that you're so honest, I'll let you go." But don't you feel itchy all over your body, and weak legs and feet?"

At this time, the man really felt a little itchy all over his body, and his legs and feet were weak. The man begged for mercy: "Uncle Cat, what did you just give me food? I almost cried as I spoke.

The black cat said, "That's good stuff. No matter how high your cultivation is, as long as that thing enters your stomach, after three days, your body will turn into the same thing. Remember, you only have three days, and at noon the day after tomorrow, I want to get news of the spaceship, or you will think about how you will die. After the black cat finished speaking, he disappeared into the space with Wu Xiaowang and the monk.

When they reappeared, it was already in a restaurant. The restaurant's signature dish is fish.

The black cat said, "This time we have a good mouth. The fish made by this restaurant can be said to be delicious in the world. ”

The fake monk immediately said, "I only eat vegetarian food, and I don't get fishy meat." ”

Wu Xiaowang said: "There is no blood in the food here. I need to eat some blood. ”

The black cat smiled gloomily and said, "Of course there are bloody dishes. The fish blood soup here is notoriously good. Let's go!"

When they entered, it was really lively. It was full of guests, monks and beasts. The strange beast on one of the tables was a big and scary thing. At first glance, it is a black bear-like beast. There were three of them, and they were anxiously yelling, "Boss, hurry up." Our three black bear brothers are dying of hunger. ”

At this time, Xiao Er came out in the kitchen with a big wooden barrel and said with a smile: "Three Uncle Xiong." Here you are coming, you king-sized reedfish!"

One of the black bears said honestly: "You kid, you always urge once before you can serve the food." With that, he put the barrel on the table and began to eat.

When the black cat saw this scene, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva and shouted loudly: "Xiao Er, also bring me a king-sized reed fish, which should be the same weight as the three big guys." If it's less, I won't give money. Then bring me a bowl of fish blood soup and a portion of shallots toasted with tofu. ”

When Xiao Er heard this, he replied with a smile: "Okay! The portion is definitely enough!"

The black cat looked back and forth and saw that there was no place, but there was a man in the corner making a table. Then he went up and said, "Brother, how about we come over and make do with it?"

The man turned his face and said, "It's rare that someone is willing to sit with me, please!"

The black cat was startled, because the man's face was so strange that it looked like a skeleton. It wasn't because the man's face was thin and bone-exposed, on the contrary, the man's face was plump, but it was no different from a skeleton.

The black cat reacted immediately and said, "Thank you then." "Sit down at the table. Each of them had their own thoughts, and they did not talk.

At this time, the man suddenly said, "It has been a long time since a feline beast has appeared. Dare to ask this little cat brother, what kind of cat do you belong to?"

The pupils in the black cat's eyes changed, and he said, "Brother said he laughed." Don't you think it's rude to ask someone about their origin when they meet?"

The man smiled and said, "It's really rude. Personally, though, I'm a little interested in feline exotic beasts. From ancient times to the present, the number of cat-like alien beasts is very small, and there are not many types, but as long as they are cultivated, they are the best of the alien beasts. It's just that now there are fewer cats, only one kind of civet is left, and only a few people have seen it. ”

The black cat said disdainfully: "I don't know what kind of cat you are talking about." Anyway, when I was born, there were civets everywhere. It could also be that the Terran monks were too cruel, so they forced the cats and beasts to hide. (To be continued......)