015 "Lizardman food is so delicious!"

On Wang's side, they were looking at the "lizardman food" on the table.

Xiaobai pulled the king's robe and asked, "Do lizards eat like shells?" ”

Flint: "You say that's an insult to, how can stink like this?" ”

Nini may have subconsciously rebelled against the dwarvesβ€”after all, this is elven traditionβ€”and she said, "Maybe it smells good and smells?" After all, it was something that the lizardmen had taken out to entertain the dragon god messenger. ”

The elder sitting in the second seat nodded, "Yes, before mastering this recipe, many lizardmen were sick, and the whole village was lifeless, like a dead village. But after the benefactor brought this delicacy, everyone's illness quickly improved.

"The elders at that time believed that this was the blessing of the dragon god."

Wang: "Could it be that the traveling mage or some other traveler brought the technology of other countries or other planes?" Don't put anything on your God. So how do you eat this thing? ”

As they spoke, the lizardmen flipped the alligator, whose head and tail were sealed with huge leaves and dirt, and slipped through the middle of their stomachs.

Xiaobai screamed, lay backwards, and fainted.

Wang also pinched his nose: "Is there a constant stinky cloud technique on this thing?" It's broken, I'm starting to regurgitate......"

As he spoke, he threw himself forward and spit directly into the clay bowl that was originally going to hold the delicacies.

Because there is no goods in the stomach, this is pure retching, and all that comes out is stomach acid, and the pungent smell brought by stomach acid overshadows the shocking smell.

Except for Xiaobai, who fainted directly, the salvation team almost all vomited. Nini originally wanted to maintain the elegance of the elf, but after holding it back for a while, she couldn't hold it back, and the sour water that squirted out flew almost a meter.

Liguang next to him sighed and said, "I persuaded you not to take this thing out, but the elders insisted on entertaining the messenger of the dragon god with the best thing. ”

The king finished vomiting at this time, and after straightening his waist, he rekindled his curiosity for the foul-smelling food in front of him! He picked up the basin in front of Xiaobai - because Xiaobai fainted, he didn't vomit, and the basin was clean. He stood up and walked towards the alligator in the middle of the bamboo shedβ€”

Flint grabbed him and didn't let him step forward to "serve the meal" himself: "Wait a minute! Do you really want to eat it? ”

Wang: "Judging from the description of the lizards, this thing can replenish much-needed nutrients such as vitamins, so it is true that the food is running out." ”

So saying, the king slapped off the dwarf's hand and stepped forward himself. The lizardman who was in charge of distributing the "rice" immediately respectfully added a pile of black rods to his basin.

The mage returned to his place, then picked one up, looked at it closely, and expressed his feelings: "A bit like corn? It's the kind with skin, how do you eat this? Peel it off? ”

Limitsu: "The outer skin is actually a bird's feather. ”

Wang was shocked: "You didn't pluck the birds and put the birds into the belly of the alligator?" If I hadn't asked how to eat it just now, wouldn't it be a mouthful of hair? ”

The elder hurriedly said, "We are negligent, and when we eat, we must first pluck the bird's tail from this side, and then suck out the internal organs that have melted into gelatinous matter." ”

Wang asked suspiciously: "The guttal melted into the gelatin, have you cleaned up the feces in the bird's stomach?" ”

"Returning to the Dragon God Emissary," one of the lizardmen reported, "no. Before stuffing into the alligator's belly, we strive to ensure that the ingredients are intact. ”

"Doesn't that mean there is no purge? Did you do it intentionally or accidentally? Flint asked loudly.

The elder replied, "According to the travelers who taught us the technology, the itself also contains the things we need, such as nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium. We don't know what phosphorus is, and we don't know what eggs and nails are. ”

The king looked at what he was already holding in his hand, frowned, and tore off a piece of the bird's buttocks as the lizardman had taughtβ€”he was not in a hurry to eat, but carefully observed the slurry that had popped out of his fingers.

Flint was shocked: "Not only do you want to eat, but you also have to study before eating?" I thought you were going crazy as soon as your eyes were closed. ”

Wang: "You can only taste it when you eat it like that, and you can't keep a professional record." ”

"You still want to keep a professional record?" Because Xiaobai had stopped cooking, the dwarf decisively took on the responsibility of praising the king.

"This is a milestone technology for the lizardmen, and they have been freed from the problems that have plagued their race for years. So we also have to document this technique in a professional manner. ”

Flint opened his mouth wide: "Does this matter?" ”

"It's very important, I can't get on the journal of the Mage Tower."

The dwarf is obviously not as "professional" as Xiaobai, and he is already speechless by this point.

As he spoke, Wang licked the gelatinous, jelly-like liquid.

Flint stared at him with wide eyes and asked, "What does it smell like?" ”

"That's it...... The taste of fermented food. Cheese stinks, too, doesn't it? This thing is still good to eat. The mage said and licked again, and after checking the taste, he began to smack like the other lizardmen.

Flint: "You've been an eye-opener for me, you can get this thing in your mouth." You are a man who can achieve great things. ”

Wang: "Not really. It's actually quite delicious, can you try it? ”

Flint shook his head again and again, because the shaking amplitude was too violent, and his cheeks shook sharply, making a "puff puff" sound: "Don't don't!" I'll forget it anyway. ”

At this point, the lizardmen took away the clay pot full of vomit in front of Nini and replaced it with a basin full of black rods. The elf swallowed and picked up one.

Her movements are still elegant, but her expression is not elegant at all, forming a strong contrast.

Nini: "What the teacher said must be right. And the purpose of my trip is to give myself a name that will last for a thousand years, and I want to experience as many new things as possible! ”

Flint: "I think if your adult name can have something to do with this thing, it's going to be a curious name. ”

While the dwarf was complaining about the full firepower, Wang asked Liguang: "What should I do with the contents of this thing?" Can you eat it outside? ”

Liguang: "Don't! They are all spoiled and corrupted bird feathers. You see, we all threw it away when we were done, and when we finished eating, someone would collect the rest of the skins and throw them into the Ma Xunya River. ”

The king opened his mouth: "Throw it into the river?" This thing has all kinds of rare elements in it, and you threw it into the river? It's no wonder that the 'living water' of the Masonya River also has a microbial frenzy. ”

The warrior monk was shocked: "Is that so?" Could it be that we threw the leftover scraps of Makuta into the river? ”

"It's not entirely your fault, there's a saying that talking about toxicity without dosage is hooliganism. At least it's just the amount of garbage we left over from this meal, so it should be fine. "But let me ask, do the entire tribe of lizardmen in the Maxunya River have mastered this technique?" ”

The elder nodded: "At first, we wanted to keep it secret, but the production of this thing was very simple, and it was quickly learned by other tribes. ”

Wang: "It's easy to make...... It can't just be a crocodile's mouth and leave it alone, right? ”

Elder: "How is that possible, of course there are other steps. ”

Wang: "For example? ”

The elder looked at the surrounding guards and shamanic witch doctors, and held back for a long time without saying the next word.

Wang: "So you really stuffed the bird into the alligator's belly and left it alone?"

Elder: "Anyway, let's keep them together and wait for the fermentation to finish." ”

"That's it?"

The elder replied respectfully, "That's right. ”

Wang Yi patted his head: "What the hell! I suddenly want to say hello to the traveler who taught you how to do this! ”

Flint was shocked: "Are you going to ignite the spark and embrace eternity right now, and then reverse the timeline to meet that traveler?" It's not suitable, you're only four rings. ”

Wang: "That's not what I meant. ”

"I know you didn't mean that." Flint said, "Isn't it humorous, maybe Kailin will like it, and he'll be happy to open the Five Rings Magic to me." ”

At this time, Nini carefully began her first attempt, snorting the gum from the bird's ass into her mouth.

"Huh?" Nini's eyes widened, "It's not that bad, indeed. ”

Flint: "Are you sure?" There's in that stuff! ”

Wang: "Hey, that's just." There is a professor in our mage tower, and when he was collecting spell materials in other planes, he heard that the locals would drink with cat feces, so he tried it and thought it was pretty good. When he returned to the Mage Tower, he spent his days collecting cat in the tower to study how to make the drinks he had drunk. ”

Flint frowned, "You guys...... It turns out that the brigade mage will eat. ”

Wang: "Ah, in the end, the professor discovered that in fact, instead of directly using cat feces to make drinks, a civet cat, eating the fruit of a specific plant, digesting it and excreting it from the body, and then finding the fruit that was not completely digested from the feces......"

Flint: "Isn't that still?" ”

Wang shrugged his shoulders: "Hey, if you have to say it, the grains and vegetables we usually eat are also processed by plants, and the food of our Mage Tower is mainly produced through the magic circulation machine, and the main raw material of the magic circulation machine is." ”

Flint shook his head, seemingly speechless.

At this time, Xiaobai sat up, and as soon as she woke up, she blocked her nose: "What smell?" Am I in the pit? ”

Then she saw Nini barking at the bird's buttocks.

Xiaobai: "Huh? What are you doing, Nini! Don't think about it! ”

Wang picked up the new stick: "Don't be nervous, this thing is quite delicious." ”

As he spoke, he skillfully tore open the bird's tail and began to chatter.

Xiaobai: "Huh? You guys...... Is this really delicious? ”

Flint: "Do you want to try it too?" ”

Xiaobai: "I...... I started traveling to taste the food, but since Da Ming and Long Ear have eaten it, it should be okay. ”

As she spoke, she followed the example of Wang and Nini, grabbed a bird, tore its tail, and licked what flowed out.

"Huh?" Xiaobai was speechless, "It's still ...... Yes. ”

After saying that, she made it in one gulp, and then began to spit out bird feathers: "Damn! This thing is scheming on me! ”

Wang: "Now you know why we're just talking, right?" ”

**

On the other side, Rosalie looked at the "talking bucket": "Oscar!" Don't hide, come out. ”

The lid of the barrel slowly opened, and the "prince" timidly showed his head: "Sister, I'm ...... I just feel that the swordsmanship I've been practicing for so long is just for this moment. I want to be part of a journey to save the world. ”

"You go back to me!" Rosalie said firmly, "Do you think this journey is a playhouse?" ”

Elizabeth touched her cheeks in embarrassment, she was embarrassed to say that this journey was indeed a play at the beginning.

Oscar didn't speak, just looked down at the deck.

Rosalie continued: "Didn't you also listen to the king's past experiences? Elizabeth here, if it weren't for the experienced priests in their team who used the aid technique to pretend to be a death-proof enchantment in time, she would have been turned into a corpse by the Death Finger! This journey can kill people at any time! ”

The captain agreed: "Although no one has died on our ship yet, several have been seriously injured. Fortunately, the pastor of Kaylin is a good person and gave us free treatment. ”

Oscar continued not to speak.

Elizabeth wanted to say something, after all, this is a family matter, and outsiders are not easy to intervene.

Rosalie: "You speak! Forget it, don't speak, now the king is out with the exploration team, and when they return, let the druids turn into griffins and send you away. ”

"I'm not leaving!" Oscar finally spoke, "If I were a boy, you would send me away, I would be a girl too!" Wasn't it true that you were sent by your father to compete for the position of the archmage's wife? I can too! ”

Rosalie's eyes widened: "Look at yourself! You're a man's body! The king has a desire to show up for a good figure like ours! ”

Oscar exclaimed, "That's why it's impossible for you!" I know the standard of his love, the premise is that there is no carnal desire! Isn't that just right? ”

Elizabeth stumbled, but Marika held her up.

Oscar continued: "And I have practiced swordsmanship for so long, the level is there, Duke Connaught has seen my swordsmanship and said that I can already beat nine out of ten knights!" ”

"You're polite!" Rosalie retorted loudly, "Connaught is a solid fellow, do you expect him to tell the truth?" ”

At this time, Marika suddenly said: "In this way, let's give Oscar a chance to use his strength to fight to stay." Captain, choose two sailors with excellent swordsmanship. If the little princess can defeat the three people, let him stay. ”

Oscar was overjoyed, but immediately spotted the problem: "Three people? Didn't you say that you should choose two swordsmanship? ”

Marika smiled, "Because I'm the third." Don't worry, I won't be serious about the contest until I click. But...... I'm going to unleash a real murderous spirit, and I personally think that in the third game you will start with a weak foot and lose because you are unsteady. ”

Oscar was visibly frightened, because Marika unconsciously released her killing intent when she said this.

But she immediately said, "It's better than that!" I've been practicing swords for so many years, just for this day! ”

(End of chapter)