016, one-armed drunk immortal (below)
When Bai Shaoliu was learning kung fu with Xiao Zhengrong at night, Feng Junzi occasionally came to see the excitement, and interjected from time to time to point out. Xiaobai thought that he was also a master, but later it became clear that the gentleman was just talking and not practicing his mouth, just to amuse. After Xiao Zhengrong taught Xiaobai the footwork and body technique of Bagua Swimming, he suggested that Xiaobai go to see the "Book of Changes" by himself, which may be beneficial for him to learn this set of palms. Xiao Zhengrong himself is not good at easy learning, but the Feng Junzi seems to be more proficient, Xiaobai holds this "Book of Changes" in his free time to find an opportunity to consult the Feng Junzi, and the Feng Junzi does not bother him, and even throws him a bunch of ancient books for him to go home to eat.
Xiao Bai came early that day, Xiao Zhengrong hadn't come yet, but Feng Junzi had already wandered around after eating, and he took this opportunity to tell Xiao Bai about the hexagram in Yi Xue, and he really didn't have the patience to listen to such a complicated and boring thing. Although Xiao Bai was patient, the more he listened, the more confused he became, he frowned and asked, "Mr. Feng, Senior Xiao asked me to learn how to say that it is helpful to practice Baguazhang, but why can't I feel that what you said has to do with my kung fu?"
Feng Junzi smiled: "I'm too lazy to learn martial arts, he doesn't understand Yi, and he speaks two languages." However, you really have to thoroughly understand the use between Yi Xue and Bagua Palm Technique, unless you are already a generation of great masters. ”
Bai Shaoliu: "Huh? Then it's useless to learn now?"
Feng Junzi: "How can you say it's useless? At least you have learned, haven't you? I haven't heard that people who learn easy must practice Baguazhang, anyway, you won't suffer." Silly boy, you better learn honestly!"
Bai Shaoliu began his martial arts life in this way, occasionally learning from the Wind Gentleman, of course, it depends on the time and mood of the Wind Gentleman. It should be good to practice martial arts, and there is one haunt and one out that is easy to learn. His main task is still Luo Xi's accompanying bodyguard, following Luo Xi every day when he goes out. Since the beach incident, Luo Xi hadn't been out much for a while, and when the days gradually calmed down, she still couldn't help but go outside when she was free. Xiaobai even felt that Luo Xi was very pitiful, the girl's youth was like living in a cage, if she didn't consider safety reasons, Xiaobai was very willing to go out and walk around with her.
As a bodyguard, you need to deal with all kinds of unexpected dangers, and the most difficult of them is the arranged traps. If you want to hurt someone, it's easy to say and hard to say, and if you want to do it, you must study the other person's activity habits. So when Luo Xi went out, Xiaobai advised her not to have too many rules, and she could go wherever she wanted, but don't always go to a fixed place at a fixed time. As for going to school, there is no way to go to school, but to change the route of the vehicle at random.
Luo Xi listened to Xiaobai's words, or Xiaobai's suggestion was very much in line with her heart, because she originally liked to run around. For example, this Sunday, Luo Xi came to the urban and rural market in Wuyou City, which is a small commodity wholesale retail distribution center, which is notoriously low-grade and cheap, commonly known as the big vegetable market. She listened to the private discussion of the people in the family, if she wanted to find any bargains, she would go to the big vegetable market, there were many things and so on, so she wanted to see what kind of good place it was?
The urban and rural markets are very lively and very big, and the car can't drive in, so Xiaobai accompanies Luo Xi to walk to the market. There are snacks, all kinds of clothing, handicrafts, messy small commodities, etc., many of which Luo Xi has never seen before, not because they are rare, but because they are low-grade and cheap. Luo Xi thought it was very interesting, and walked to a shed specializing in selling pets. There are all kinds of cats and dogs sold here, there are not many precious breeds, most of them are skewered local dogs and miscellaneous cats, and the fluffy little things look very cute.
Luo Xi beckoned cats and dogs all the way, pouted in front of a cage that sold cats, and said, "Little Meow hasn't appeared for a few weeks, doesn't it need me to feed it?"
Xiaobai comforted on the side: "You should be happy, that cat has learned to survive on its own, and there is no need to beg for food from others." ”
Luo Xi: "Then can it eat enough?"
Bai Shaoliu: "If it can't eat enough, it will definitely wait for you to feed it, and it doesn't need you to feed it, which means that it is already independent." ”
As he was talking, Luo Xi suddenly raised his hand and pointed to the distance and shouted: "Bai Mao!
Bai Shaoliu: "What white hair?"
Luo Xi: "Your donkey, you told me, I really saw it, why is it here?"
Donkeys? How can there be donkeys sold in the pet market? Besides, the donkey in his house became spiced donkey meat more than ten years ago, what did Luo Xi see? Xiaobai looked at Luo Xi's hand, and there was indeed a donkey outside the door of the greenhouse!
The location of the big vegetable market is close to the suburbs of the city, and there are many villagers who come here to buy and sell things. There are also cats and dogs in the nearby countryside that come here to sell, driving agricultural carts, and occasionally donkey carts and horse-drawn carts. There is a donkey cart outside the door of the greenhouse, pulling a cart of small cages, and the cages are full of paparazzi. The space in the shed was full, and the driver paid the market management fee to sell dogs in the open space outside the shed.
The donkey pulling the cart is a black donkey, which is not big in its teeth, not tall, and has black hair and shiny oil. The most special thing is that it has a white crescent-shaped mark on its right shoulder, which is a lock of white miscellaneous hair, and there is also a pinch of white hair on the tip of its right ear. This mark is exactly the same as the white hair of the donkey at home when Xiaobai was a child! Xiaobai once told Luo Xi, Luo Xi was very curious, so he also remembered it very clearly, and he was attracted at a glance when he saw this donkey.
Xiao Bai didn't quite believe his eyes, is there such a coincidence in the world? Although the white hair is a gray donkey and this donkey is a black donkey, the traces of this miscellaneous hair are too similar! Xiao Bai said to Luo Xi: "Miss, let's go over and have a look, okay?"
Luo Xi was more interested than him, pulled Xiaobai and said, "Come over, I want to see it too." ”
Walking out of the shed and coming to the donkey cart, the black donkey looked up and saw Xiaobai. As soon as the eyes of the man and the donkey met, Xiaobai felt that his heart was fluttering, and his feet were shaking, and he almost didn't stand firm. What a familiar look, it's white hair! But how is this possible? At this moment, a thought came to his mind, or the meaning of a sentence: "I finally met you again, take me away!"
Of course, it speaks in a very peculiar way, and it doesn't need to communicate verbally. Xiaobai asked in his heart: "Are you Baimao?" At this time, he had a special way of communicating with Baimao when he was a child, that is, concentrating on transmitting thoughts, and he and the donkey could sense each other.
"Yes, I'm Bai Mao! Xiaobai, find a way to take me away, I've been waiting for you for a long time. The donkey replied.
Bai Shaoliu: "Aren't you dead?"
Bai Mao: "I've died twice, this is my third life as a donkey, it's really *** unlucky! You may not believe these words, and I will explain to you slowly in the future." ...... Hurry up and find a way to help me, I'm going to be annoyed with a carload of paparazzi every day. ”
The boss who sold the dog saw Xiaobai and Luo Xi standing in front of the car, thinking that they were here to buy a dog, and greeted loudly: "Two, which one do you like?
Xiaobai reacted at this time, and subconsciously pointed at Bai Mao with his hand and asked, "Boss, how much?"
The dog seller boss: "One hundred yuan a piece, you can get a discount if you buy more, which one you like to hold which one." ”
The dog seller didn't see clearly that Xiaobai was referring to the donkey, Luo Xike saw it, and asked with wide eyes: "It turns out that the donkey is so cheap, buy one for a hundred yuan?"
Dog Seller: "What donkey? I'm selling dogs!"
Luo Xi understood what Xiaobai meant, pointed to Bai Mao and said, "We are not here to buy a dog, we want to buy your donkey." ”
The dog seller was taken aback: "If you want to buy a dog, you want to buy as many dogs, donkeys are carts, not for sale!"
Luo Xi pushed Xiaobai with some disappointment: "Xiaobai, his donkey is not for sale." ”