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"Hello, netizens, hello everyone, I am your old friend [Dianshi].
The location I am at the moment is in a small alley running north-south near North Taipingzhuang, this is a noodle restaurant, and the young man captured in our camera is the nearest Internet hotspot ~ Yang Hao.
Yang Hao, 23 years old, a 2006 drama student in Nortel's Department of Literature, is in his senior year this year and is currently in the internship stage.
The reason why Yang Hao suddenly became popular on the Internet was different from the singing of Xidan girls last year, but because he suffered from a very strange disease, schizophrenia, schizophrenia of dual personality.
Netizens who don't know the inside story may ask, what is so strange about schizophrenia, patients with this symptom have it in a mental hospital in any city.
But Yang Hao is different, because his illness is very regular, starting at 8 o'clock in the evening and ending at 8:15 in the evening every day, the start and end times can be accurate to milliseconds.
And this matter, let's start a week ago, last Sunday afternoon, the yellow dog of Huang Lei's family, a famous star teacher at Nortel, died, and died of exhaustion on the school playground......"
Although there is no mirror, Nini, who is standing in the noodle shop at the moment, can also know that her mouth is definitely open.
Damn, this schizophrenia is amazing, isn't it?
Not only can he get sick on time and return to normal on time, but he can also race with dogs on the playground, and even directly kill a dog in Mr. Huang's house, and the students in the school who are walking can't pull it.
This is why I have been busy auditioning recently and have no time to surf the Internet, if I am not busy, my sisters will definitely be able to have a good time on the Internet with the sisters in the dormitory because of this.
The photographer named [Dianshi] was very well aware, and as soon as he finished introducing the situation next to the camera, the time came to 19:59:47.
13,12,11,10……
Like most people in the noodle shop, Ni Ni is counting down to the electronic clock with millisecond accuracy, and keeping an eye on the condition of the young man with shackles on his feet.
The young man in the suit was sitting at a dining table near the kitchen door.
"Bang..."
The young man slapped the table.
Hearing the sound, Ni Ni immediately went to look at the electronic clock, and at this time, the time displayed on the electronic clock was exactly 20 o'clock, not a second, not a second.
As for milliseconds...
Nini thinks that her reaction is really not that precise.
And just as Nini was reviewing herself, suddenly, a low and majestic voice sounded in the noodle shop.
"Shop, yokan, cannon pig, pot helmet and teeth come up quickly, well, and there is Xingping mash..."
Following the voice and looking over, Nini blinked, and couldn't believe that these words came from the mouth of a young man.
Could it be that this is the god of war Bai Qi that those people just talked about?
Just as I was thinking about it, someone in the noodle shop was talking.
"But Wu Anjun in person?"
The person who spoke was an old man in a white coat, who looked like a doctor, sitting not far from the young man, smiling and having a kind face.
Nini secretly rejoiced that she was still standing in a good position, and she could observe it carefully on both sides of the left and right.
"Who are you who you are?"
"What year was it?" The old man in the white coat did not answer him, but continued to ask.
"Jiachen!"
"How many years has King Zhou been in power?"
"58 years."
"Where do you want to go?" The old man in the white coat asked again.
"The Great Palace?"
"Why?"
"King Qin wanted to recruit Yu to go to Zhao, but Yu wanted to refuse."
At this time, the young man's expression was serious and indignant, as if he was complaining about the injustice of fate.
Seeing this, Nini, who was quite bold, suddenly became a little excited.
It turns out that this is schizophrenia!
How can I look like a ghost in literature?
As soon as Nini thought of this, the painting style in the noodle shop suddenly changed, and the "young man" who was still calm just now suddenly laughed with his orchid fingers.
"Hehe..., Ren Tu, you old horseman, there were about 2 million people who died because of the war during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and you killed 1 million alone.
Why, you're hiding now? If it were me, these people in front of me would all have to die, hehe..."
The young man's voice became sharp and thin, and there was no need to listen to what he was saying, just the sound made Ni Ni feel creepy.
If it weren't for the shackles, Nini dared to guarantee that she would definitely take a long step and be the first to rush out of this Yangchun noodle restaurant.
How to describe it?
Eunuch, at this moment, this young man suddenly reminded himself of a profession in ancient times, eunuch!
"Who are you?"
A middle-aged man in a white lab coat, who was originally using a laptop to make records, raised his head and asked.
"You don't need to be unruly, we can understand what you say. Our family's original name was Zhang Xiangzhai, the word Yunting, the name Zhang Lande in the palace, and the people called "Xiaode Zhang"..."
The sharp and thin voice said this, and suddenly the conversation changed.
"Shopkeeper, serve a bowl of noodles to our family, after the noodles are ready, put them out, spread them on top with green and green coriander, and then add a few drops of sesame oil.
As for the old puppet who slaughtered Baiqi, you can just give him a bowl of broth and rice, a dead ghost in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, what have you seen, a bowl of broth and rice is enough to make him overjoyed.
Hehe..., what else do you eat? ”
The sudden change shocked the people in the noodle restaurant.
Everyone originally thought that this was a characteristic dual personality schizophrenia, but they didn't expect that with the emergence of "Xiao Dezhang", it would become multiple personalities.
Noodles are very fast, after all, this is Yangchun Noodle Restaurant, what is sold is noodles, and the requirements of "Xiao Dezhang" are not complicated.
Rice, also served quickly, there was rice in the boss's rice cooker, and a thick broth was also boiling on the stove next to it, smelling like a handle of meat from Ji Nanfu.
A bowl of noodles and a bowl of broth to make rice
At this moment, the trembling and tearful shopkeeper put it in front of the young man, the young man turned his head, glanced at him, and then picked up the chopsticks with his left hand, and picked up the chopsticks with his right hand at the same time.
The chopsticks on the left hand pick up a lump of noodles, and the chopsticks on the right hand pick up a piece of greasy fatty pork belly, and the movements of the two hands are almost at the same time.
"Shopkeeper, are you a pig?"
"Bai Qi slaughter, an old horseman, it's good to have meat to eat, what else do you call?"
"Xiao Dezhang, do you think you are stupid and dare not kill you?"
"Come on, come on, Bai Qi, you old horseman, come and kill me if you have a kind?"
Although Nini is not very old, just in her early 20s, due to the emergence of the Internet, she thinks that she still has a lot of knowledge, and basically has seen all kinds of strange news.
For example, in a place where a polar bear, an old brother was drunk and became animalistic, and forcibly had an affair with the pigs at home, and as a result, a monster with a human face and a pig's body was born.
For example, a man in a certain place drove a tractor in the dark and accidentally knocked another tractor down a hillside, and he quickly took out his phone to contact his brother-in-law to discuss what to do? After connecting the phone and communicating a few words, my brother-in-law said, I was the one who hit the fuck.
For example, a certain outrageous Ah San is actually interested in the crocodiles he raised...
But no matter how extraordinary Nini is, she never thought that there was such a magical thing in the world, that there could be three souls living in a person's body at the same time?
However, just as Nini shook her head and sighed, the time on the electronic clock came to 8:15 sharp.
And the young man who was still fighting with his left and right hands just now has returned to normal at this moment, his eyes are clear, and he still has a shallow smile on his face.
"Experts, I'm sorry to trouble you, but do you see anything?"