["Shop, the yokan, the cannon pig, and the pot helmet and teeth come up quickly, well, and there is a happy flat mash..."

"But Wu Anjun in person?"

"Who are you who you are?"

"What year was it?"

"Jiachen!"

"How many years has King Zhou been in power?"

"58 years."

"Where do you want to go?"

……】

"Damn, it's too good!

The little handsome guy's face just changed, just like Wu Anjun, who was murderous during the Warring States Period, sitting in front of him, that momentum, this demeanor, it was simply amazing! ”

"True or fake?

Although I haven't graduated from kindergarten yet, I seem to know that schizophrenia is not like this. ”

"It should be true!

Didn't you listen to a few psychiatrists sitting at the scene? This young man's behavior is very consistent with the characteristics of multiple personality schizophrenia, but why he will fall ill on time and end on time must be carefully studied. ”

"The little brother doesn't understand anything, so I want to come over and ask weakly, a psychopath like the one in the video shouldn't be imprisoned in a professional psychiatric hospital, right?"

………

Neon rises early.

At a quarter past six he got out of bed.

However, instead of changing into sportswear and going out for a run as usual, she tiptoed into the living room of the hotel suite with her laptop, then plugged in the Internet cable, sat on the sofa and turned on the Internet.

Last night, at the Yangchun Noodle Restaurant, Nini listened to the photographer whose stage name is [Dianshi], and after his video is edited, it will be uploaded to the Youku video website overnight.

Log in to the Internet, Nini clicked on Youku video, and sure enough, a video titled "Magical Schizophrenia" was pinned to the top of the homepage of the website.

So, while enjoying the video, Nini reminisced about the magical scene she witnessed last night, while browsing the comments of netizens.

Take a closer look, there are really a lot of comments in the comment area, and only six hours have passed since the video was uploaded, and there are 25,000 comments here.

Judging from the comment posts, the opinions of melon-eating netizens are varied.

Some people think it's fake, this handsome guy is a student in Beiying, and he has no money, no backstage, no one to praise, so he can only hype himself;

Some people think that this is true, because a person's aura can't be played, especially in the video, the instantaneous exchange of the two roles of [Xiao Dezhang] and [God of War Bai Qi], if there is no real life experience, this effect cannot be performed. And this type of schizophrenia, in our rural areas, is called a ghost, and it is not difficult to treat, that is, ask a tall person to take an awl the size of a screwdriver and prick it twice, and let it bleed.

Of course, there is another kind of people who say that it is a pity. For example, a martial arts maniac named Xu Xiaodong said, it's a pity that I wasn't at the scene, if I was at the scene, I would be able to know whether this god of war Bai Qi is real or fake.

And just as Nini was watching the video and watching the comments with relish, she suddenly felt that something was wrong, and when she turned her head to look, she saw that her father was standing behind her at the moment.

"Dad, did I wake you up?"

Recently, my father's health is not very good, a little nervous breakdown, the slightest movement can wake him up, Nini thought that he turned on the computer too loudly, and woke him up.

"No, just now, your mother called, saying that Teacher Song took the initiative to contact your mother's relatives..."

"Oh, what did Teacher Song Yunying say? When can he give me a lesson? ”

Before her father could finish speaking, Nini got up from the couch.

This is the main purpose of coming to the capital by himself.

But who knows, at this time, Ni Dad smiled and shook his head.

"Song Junjing doesn't have time to give you a lesson yet, because he went to Yu Province with the crew of the TV series "Mobile Phone" last night, as if he was going to stay there for a week.

Of course, this teacher Song also said on the phone, if we have time, we will wait for him here for a week; If you don't have time to wait, you might as well go to his studio and talk to his apprentice.

Song said that his apprentice was actually a very talented young man. ”

"Well, that's right..."

Nini touched her chin with her hand, unable to make up her mind for a moment.

"Neon..."

"Huh?"

"Dad suggested, let's go over and see now, today, what does this apprentice of Teacher Song say? If he can analyze the novel "The Thirteen Hairpins of Jinling" and the role of Zhao Yumo, then let's listen to his nagging.

If you don't feel good, we can wait here for a few more days, anyway, you're a junior and the classes aren't very intense. ”

"Well, okay then, let's go listen to what Teacher Song's apprentice has to say today?"

Nini is as good as a stream, and she happily accepted her father's advice.

～～～～～～～～

"Remember when you said that home is the only castle

As the Daoxiang River continues to run

Smiling slightly, I know the dream when I was a child

Don't cry and let the fireflies run away with you

……”

When the mobile phone rang, Yang Hao was making breakfast in the kitchen.

According to Daddy Yang Chun's meaning, we have a noodle restaurant at home, so we don't need to cook at home, and a bowl of strong hand-rolled noodles is poured on top with fragrant broth, which is no better than anything else.

I believe that the original Yang Hao also ate like this under his father's "education".

But now?

In his previous life, Yang Hao, who could eat, drink and play, naturally would not be so perfunctory.

The best fine meat, come to half a catty, chop it with a knife, and put it in a basin; The eggs are not too big, so they are four of them, beaten on top of the chopped meat, and then they are put on the chopped green onions, ginger, diced radish, salt, soy sauce, and seasonings bought from the supermarket, and then stirred well.

The meat filling is completed, the following is the noodles, to make Zhuang Bao, the noodles must be very particular, must use 20% of the noodles and 80% of the dead noodles...

But just when Yang Hao was standing in the kitchen and making noodles, there was a call on his mobile phone.

【Cherry】

Seeing this name, Yang Hao was shocked, he was still here.

If you guessed correctly, the one who called should be the girlfriend of [Yang Hao] who died.

"Ahem..."

Yang Hao cleared his throat and made a little preparation, and then pressed the answer button of his mobile phone.

Feed...

But before the words came out, the other party scolded on the phone.

"Yang Hao, what do you mean?

I'm just breaking up with you, do you need to kill yourself? I also ran to the middle of the road and said, let the car come and kill you, I was fucking blind when I could see you. ”

"Yang Hao, okay, you!

When I fell in love with you, I just said a few words, Teacher Huang Lei was much more literary and artistic than you when he was young, and as a result, you committed suicide on the road, so you ran to our school and killed the big yellow dog at Teacher Huang's house. ”

"Yang Hao, what's the matter, you have become promising?

In order to attract my attention to you, you are now acting a neurotic directly in your broken noodle restaurant, hehe..., to tell you the truth, you acted really well.

Even if I was filming in Hengdian at the moment, I noticed you.

Of course, there is no way if you want to pay attention, several of my good friends have called me in turn, Yanzi, what happened between you and Yang Hao? Why is this guy nervous? ”

"Yang Hao, please, don't torture me, don't you just want me to feel guilty?

I'll tell you now, I'm guilty of breaking up with you, and now I'm going to die.

Well, otherwise, after a while, when you return to the capital, I will pay you a breakup fee of 50,000 yuan, how about it? ”