"I told you to run, I told you to eat, you shameless bear!"

In the narrow street, a fat pig is running wildly on the street, followed by Jiang Wenli with a broom in her hand, the middle-aged woman is scolding, and wants to beat the pig in front of her with a broom.

A person and a pig made too much noise, attracting neighbors on the street to come out to see the excitement.

"Hahaha..."

Maybe it's because this Western scenery is so funny that everyone laughs before they can stand firm on the street.

And the middle-aged woman chasing pigs ignored the laughter of others, anyway, she just scolded as much as she wanted.

"You shameless bear!"

"Don't go, see if the old lady doesn't kill you."

"Roar..."

The pig that was attacked, how could it understand human speech, and it was right to be slapped and run all the way forward.

And in this way, the whole street is like chickens flying and dogs jumping.

……

"OK, it's over, next scene."

Gu Yuwei was very happy.

Got up from behind the director's monitor, took off the radio headphones on his head, and picked up the walkie-talkie in his hand.

"Lao Zheng..."

"What's the matter, Director?"

"Those donkeys, you stop them in the alley first, and when Wenli drives the pigs over, you let go of the donkeys, and then drive them this way."

"OK, director, hahaha..."

Maybe the few sets of shots taken by Jiang Wenli just now were too funny, and Zheng Yongwang, the leader of the props team, still laughed non-stop until now.

"Haha..."

Put on makeup and change clothes, at this moment, Yang Hao, who was standing in the crowd and watching the excitement, was also laughing.

It should be like this, and there should be some joyful atmosphere in the bitter love scenes, otherwise, if you go all the way, I am afraid there will be no box office.

Just thinking about it, Zhang Ziyi, who suddenly appeared next to him, turned him with his elbow.

"Yang Hao..."

"Huh?"

"Liu Yifei is here."

"Ahh

"Don't, I'm waiting at the door of the courtyard where you live right now.

It is estimated that Liu Yifei is here to thank you, I heard that you plan to adapt "33 Days of Broken Love" that you bought with great difficulty into a movie, and then the heroine of the movie will be determined to be played by her. Zhang Ziyi, who had just put on makeup and changed his clothes, pouted.

Yang Hao's grandson is good at everything, he is smart and talented, he is handsome, but his eyes are a little worse, just take a look at these two women who have emotional entanglements with him.

Nini's mouth is big, and Liu Yifei is slipping shoulders!

Where it's like an old lady, it's good anywhere!

Hearing that Liu Yifei was coming, Yang Hao thought about it, this was the first time this beauty came to this small mountain village, and he had to be entertained well.

But before Yang Hao could figure out how to say hello to director Gu Yuwei, the next scene had already started filming.

"The movie "The Favorite" Scene 476, the first shot, the first time, ready..., start!"

"Come here, see if I don't kill you shameless thing, you dare to steal my rice."

A sweep slapped on the pig, and the pig was frightened and ran faster.

But at this time, a group of donkeys suddenly appeared in the narrow alley.

"Uh-huh-ang"

"Uh-huh-ang"

……

"Kakaka!"

After only shooting two shots, director Gu Yuwei used the walkie-talkie to call the card.

"Lao Zheng..."

"Here, Director!"

"What I want is a shot where the donkey sees the pig rushing towards him and turns around and walks back, instead of colliding with the pig like he is doing now." Gu Yuwei was a little angry.

"Director, I know.

But this group of donkeys is not controlled at all, okay? When they saw the pigs coming, they immediately scattered and fled. ”

"Hmm..."

Gu Weiwei thought for a while, then frowned and said, "I don't care, you can figure it out yourself, you have to let these donkeys come out of the corner of the alley, and then immediately turn back." ”

Well..., what to do?

Hearing the director's request, Zheng Yongwang, the leader of the props team, was also in trouble for a while, but when he saw Yang Hao standing in the crowd, he was immediately overjoyed.

trotted and came to Yang Hao.

"Director Yang, why don't you give me an idea?

You must know that these donkeys were temporarily borrowed by our crew, and they can neither beat nor scold, and this group of donkeys still don't know each other, this donkey pouts, so the donkey is barking and barking, and it is not controlled at all. ”

"Hmm..."

Yang Hao thought about it and said:

"Lao Zheng, you go and buy a bunch of carrots, put them in the alley where the donkeys came out, let the donkeys see it, but don't let them eat, and when you drive the donkeys into the camera, when they meet the mad pigs, the donkeys will naturally turn back.

Lao Tzu has carrots to eat here, why do you have to compete with your pig? ”

"Oh, okay, thank you Director Yang!"

Zheng Yongwang was very happy, as soon as Yang Hao's words fell, he gave him a thumbs up, and then went to get busy.

……

Zheng Yongwang is busy!

The crew had an hour's break, as buying carrots required a drive to town.

And Yang Hao didn't need to ask for leave, he walked back to the small courtyard where he lived, and only then turned around from the alley, and immediately saw a beautiful woman wearing a white T-shirt and blue jeans standing at the door of the small courtyard, carrying a watermelon in her hand.

"Hey, beauty, about it?"

Hearing Yang Hao's words, if in the past, Liu Yifei would roll his eyes at him a few times, and then pounce on him with his teeth and claws, and dig or scratch or stroke with his hands...

But today, she was a little strange, not only did she not move, but her eyes kept glancing into the doorway.

it...

Reading her eyes, Yang Hao was shocked.

If nothing else, at this moment, the person standing in the doorway should be Liu Xiaoli.

Sure enough, as soon as Yang Hao's thoughts came up, a middle-aged woman wearing a floral dress and sunglasses on her face turned out of the doorway.

Look at Liu Yifei, and look at Yang Hao.

"Hmm..., let's go inside!"

Liu Xiaoli was a bit anti-customer-oriented, and when she saw Yang Hao, she motioned for him to open the door.

There was a well in the courtyard, Yang Hao entered the courtyard, first took out a bucket of cold water from the well, put the watermelon in the water, and then moved three chairs from the room and beckoned the two to sit under the pergola in the small courtyard.

"Sister Xiaoli, why are you here?"

"Oh, I'm here to thank you.

The movie script of "33 Days of Broken Love" has been adapted by Bao Jingjing, and Sissi has already got it yesterday, and I watched it all night, and I feel very good.

Some of the storylines really coincide with her somewhat funny personality. ”

"Haha, huh? Just like it. ”

Yang Hao smiled.

felt that the time was almost up, so he took out the watermelon from the bucket, cut it, and said to Liu Xiaoli:

"Sister Xiaoli, in fact, you don't have to worry, I'm afraid the start date of our movie will be next year."

"yes, I know."

Liu Xiaoli smiled faintly.

"Yang Hao..."

"Huh?"

"Ask you a question?"

"Sister Xiaoli, you say."

"More than a dozen people committed collective suicide on a small day, did you do it?"

"Hmm..."Yang Hao was slightly stunned when he heard this, and then began to cut the watermelon again.

"Sister Xiaoli, I don't even know what you're talking about, they think that they have no meaning in living in this world, and then end their lives, but what does this have to do with me?"

After cutting the watermelon, he handed Liu Xiaoli a piece first, and then handed Liu Yifei a piece, and Yang Hao sat down on the chair again.

"Yang Hao..."

"Huh?"

"Actually, I don't think this matter has anything to do with you, but Chen Hong found me just now and said that if you can help Zheng Xiaolong solve this problem, they will promise you two conditions.

First, "Tongque Terrace" and "The King's Feast", Sissi are both female No. 1, although these two films are shot by Hong Kong Islanders, but it is equivalent to lifting the Huayi Brothers' ban on Sissi in disguise.

Second, the heroine of the TV series "The Legend of Zhen Huan" won Bai Xue and replaced Sun Li with Sun Li, and in the future, the Beijing circle will not participate in the festival between you and Teng Huatao. ”

(End of chapter)