275, catch the ducks on the shelves

"Director Yang, I'm Sha Yi, I received your guidance during the filming of "Embroidered Spring Knife", and I didn't mean anything else to come here today, I just wanted to chat with you.

Just two days ago, my friend had an incident that felt quite funny, that is, he used Xunteng's instant messaging software to contact an affair partner, saying that your husband is not at home, right? If your husband is not at home, you put on your stockings and wait for me.

But as soon as this guy was excited, he posted these two sentences to his work group, and the work group immediately exploded, and some group friends even uploaded this matter to the Internet...

My friend saw that something was wrong, so he posted on the Internet that his instant messaging software was virus, Director Yang, do you think I said this is true or false?

Well, just a reminder, my friend is an official person. ”

"Really!

Even the most intelligent person has a short circuit in his head. Yang Hao smiled, and then gave Liu Yifei next to him.

Liu Yifei understood and said with a smile: "Next!" ”

"Director Yang, I, He Bing!

I haven't acted in many movies, and even when I act, I follow Feng Xiaogang and Director Feng to play a soy sauce role in his movies.

It's been okay for the past few days, but suddenly I saw the announcement of the open selection of actors on your side, so I wanted to come over and try it.

And what am I talking about?

When I was a child, I used to see ghosts, and I still remember that it was the seventh day of the first lunar month, my dad was sick and lying in the hospital, my mom worked the night shift, and no one took care of me, so my mom threw me on my dad's hospital bed to sleep.

Anyway, he is young and doesn't take up much space, but he is not afraid of affecting the rest of his sick father.

Director Yang, you also know, children pee a lot, and they will always get up at night to pee, at that time, I can't remember the exact time, anyway, it was very dark, and I woke up with urine, and suddenly I heard a voice from outside the window.

"Lao Yang, let's go, I've been waiting for you for a long time, and if you don't leave, it'll be too late."

Who is this talking?

At that time, I was a little puzzled, so I turned my head to look out, and then I saw an old man in a Mao suit, standing outside the window and greeting the old man who lived in the same ward as my father.

Yes...

I was woken up by the fact that my dad lived on the sixth floor. ”

"Well, fake!"

Yang Hao said with a smile.

"Haha..." He Bing laughed, gave Yang Hao a thumbs up, and then turned around and left with a smile.

"Next!"

Liu Yifei performed his duties as an assistant very well, and he didn't need Yang Hao to turn his head to give a hint, so he announced directly.

"Director Yang, hello!

I am Chen Minghao, you may feel that I am relatively strange, but you will know who I am when I say a few names, Zhang Ziyi, Liu Ye, Zeng Li, Hu Jing are all my classmates, and my homeroom teacher is the famous teacher Chang Li in Chinese opera.

I'm here today, not because I have to play a role in your movie, but because I think you're a little arrogant.

Because one cannot understand everything..."

"So, you're going to teach me a lesson." Yang Hao said with a smile.

"Almost!"

"Please start your show."

"Zeng Li, who is known as the flower of the Chinese opera school, once pursued me in 2000, do you think this is true or false?"

"Fake!" Yang Hao directly gave his judgment.

"Why?" Chen Minghao asked.

"Because your acting skills are not up to par.

Novices will subconsciously drift to the left when they lie, avoiding direct eye contact. But the old fritter is the opposite, will stare into people's eyes and lie, and you are exactly the old fritter. ”

Got it!

Yang Hao let people trick him to have a chance to play the role, Ning Hao thought that this kid had something to do, but now it seems that Yang Hao just wants to use the gimmick of [deceive him] to screen actors with good acting skills.

Because actors with good acting skills have to deceive themselves first when acting, telling themselves that they are the characters themselves, so that they can perform and show good characters.

If you can't fool yourself, how can you fool millions of moviegoers?

And this is also the reason why many film and television dramas look fake, because the actors' performances are not up to par.

Thinking about the details, Ning Hao was about to leave, he just came to take a look, and he didn't really want to play the role.

But as soon as he got up from the chair, Huang Xiaoming, who was sitting opposite, said: "Director Ning, Director Yang Hao's observation is very strong, and the previous actors basically have nothing to hide when they lie in front of him."

Even if it's Teacher He Bing, who is particularly good at acting, it's not good, so I just want to ask you, what do you think can be done to deceive him? ”

"Hehe, I don't know!"

Ning Hao smiled and shrugged.

Jokes, with your greasy acting skills, even if I can tell you how to deceive Yang Hao, you can't reach that level of performance.

Ning Hao was thinking about it, and something happened on the second floor of the café, when he heard Liu Yifei, who was temporarily Yang Hao's assistant, say with a smile:

"Director Ning Hao, it's your turn!"

"Me?"

Ning Hao pointed at himself with his finger.

"Of course it's you, you're standing alone." Liu Yifei said with a smile.

"Oh..., I'm not here to apply, I'm just here to see how Director Yang auditions for actors." Ning Hao felt that his explanation was perfect.

This explanation not only does not offend people, but also arouses Yang Hao's favor, look, a famous film director like Ning Hao has come to my audition site to learn.

But what he didn't expect was that Yang Hao touched his chin with his hand at this time, and then gave him a thumbs up.

"Director Ning, I'm convinced, it's up to you!"

"Uh..."

Ning Hao was a little confused.

What do you mean by taking it?

What do you mean by that?

Dude isn't here to be an actor at all, right? Didn't you hear what I said?

Perhaps seeing Ning Hao's doubts, at this time, Yang Hao smiled and said:

"Director Ning, it is written on the door of this café that the second floor is the audition site for the actors of the film crew of "People in Embarrassment", and you came to the second floor, which means that you really want to appear in this movie.

But when I said the sentence "I'm not here to apply, I'm just here to see how Director Yang auditioned for an actor" from your mouth just now, my eyes were full of sincerity, so I couldn't see the slightest trace of lying, so I took it!

So, the character of Gao Bo in the movie is yours. ”

"Uh..., no, Yang Hao, I didn't lie, what I said is true, I'm here to learn from you how to audition actors?" Ning Hao, who was relaxed and comfortable just now, was really anxious at this time.

Damn, what's this called?

Lao Tzu's road movie "No Man's Land" filmed last year has not been released in theaters until now, and I am worried, how can I be in the mood to star in your movie?

At this time, Yang Hao burst out laughing.

"Okay, Director Ning, don't act anymore, because the actor's audition has ended, and in the afternoon, I will ask Han Shanye, the chairman of China Film Group, to pass on the performance contract to you..."

Han Shanye..., Mr. Han!

Hearing this name, Ning Hao, who originally felt aggrieved and wanted to leave directly, finally stopped.

(End of chapter)