Chapter 151: The eagle that had menstrual pain for two days couldn't hold it after all
Xie Ci pulled Jiang Deguang to the place where Xie Ningjun explained.
Xie Ningjun's voice suddenly came from the side: "Thank you for flashing away!" ”
Xie Ci hurriedly let go of Jiang Deguang and obediently ran to the side.
When Jiang Deguang was stunned, dung water fell from the sky!
Splashed him all over his face!
Jiang Deguang's face and clothes were full of yellowish-brown animal feces.
"your grandfather's feudal daddy! This is the retribution you deserve! ”
Xie Ningjun wore a mask, a plastic raincoat, and a bucket in his hand.
Like a hero, stand in the early morning light.
[Feudal Daddy! That's a terrible word! A person who is 108,000 miles away and has no relationship with him in this life has done something, and he has to give a few words, but he can't even teach his own son well! 】
[It turns out that Teacher Xiao Xie has been missing for such a short time, and he went out to look for dung! ] Teacher Xiao Xie really does what he says! 】
[Teacher Xiao Xie also knows that to lure people outside to splash feces, the roadside is the sewer and street trees, instead of directly soiling other people's homestays! She's so gentle! So attentive! 】
[She is so powerful, where can she find so much dung? 】
Or thanks to Yao Xue.
Yesterday, Yao Xue heard that Xie Ningjun made a bet with others that if he won, he could splash other people's feces.
She felt that her sister was so smart that she would definitely win, and it would be too late to find dung and water when the time came.
So she told her mother last night that she would help her find it.
Now it is difficult to collect human manure, so her mother went to the chicken farm early in the morning to help people clean up for free, and then collected a bucket of chicken manure water.
It's not as disgusting as human fecal water, but it's not bad either.
Jiang Deguang came back to his senses for a while, and shouted in a broken voice: "Ah! ”
Where the hell did he provoke him!
Unexpectedly, with a mouth, the fecal water on the face was poured directly into the nose and mouth.
Such a disgusting thing poured into it, and in the stomach, the takeout I ate this morning, I involuntarily vomited out.
[It's a real hammer, what I eat is takeaway......]
[Tsk, you still say that you are Bigu, what are you pretending! ] 】
[I also said before that his son exposed that he ordered takeout was nonsense, but now I don't have to say it, right? ] 】
Jiang Deguang had the contents of his stomach and mouth, going in and out, and he didn't know if it was blocking his trachea, so he suddenly lay down on the ground and pumped.
The program team didn't care about it now, so quickly called an ambulance.
Before waiting for the car to come, the staff walked up to him, pinched his nose, and took the hose to clean him first......
……
in the hospital.
The doctors used professional means to clean Jiang Deguang's trachea and lungs, and he slowly came to his senses.
He was really angry with Xie Ningjun to death, but he wasn't dead yet.
The program team also sent someone over to talk, saying that it was suggested that he quit the show early and observe in the hospital.
Because the dirty water gets into the trachea...... This is not a big problem, but it is not a big deal.
Observe carefully, treat immediately if something happens, and you will be fine.
The program team will also bear the hospitalization fee.
Of course, half of the remuneration on the contract will be deducted, after all, it will not be recorded later.
The program team thought that Jiang Deguang's reputation had collapsed to such an extent, and he would definitely not be able to ask for it if he was hospitalized with money.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Deguang refused.
He is not hospitalized! You have to stay in the show and don't leave!
Because he knew that his reputation was like this, and there would be no parents and schools to spend money on him to give lectures in the future, so he wanted to make more money.
The director talked to him for a long time, and finally had to give in, saying that as long as he didn't record it, he would give him all the fees promised in the contract.
And yet he still disagreed!
With money, he began to demand fame inch by inch!
He asked the program team to send him a clarification post, whitewash his recent stigma, and even ask Xie Ningjun to apologize to him!
The program team really can't help it.
Xie Ningjun splashed him with feces, it was an agreement made by the two of them yesterday, and the audience was all witnesses.
If he loses today, he should be willing to gamble and lose.
Why should people apologize?
encountered such a tricky character, and the program team hurriedly held an emergency discussion.
Then a simple remedy was decided: another excellent amateur guest was parachuted.
As for Jiang Deguang, if he is so willing to stay, let it stay.
As long as Xie Ningjun repairs him again in the future, he doesn't cry and shout for the program team to save him.
also signed another contract for him, and made him promise to "give up hospitalization and observation, and if he gets sick in the future, the program team does not need to be held responsible".
……
Xie Ningjun was quite happy to learn that Jiang Deguang was not leaving.
She bullied him like this, she can't say it if she doesn't retaliate!
Tonight, when the moon is dark and the wind is high, go out for a stroll again and create a chance for him to kill her!
Xie Ningjun was thinking excitedly, and suddenly received a message from the deceased:
Lawyer Shen: "You transfer me five yuan." ”
Xie Ningjun stared at this for a few seconds, and slowly typed out a "? ”。
These days, everyone knows that there is a fee for chatting with a lawyer.
But the lawyer took the initiative to talk to her, and he also had to charge a fee?
Lawyer Shen: "I've been paying attention to your show, Jiang Deguang's situation is not willing to be hospitalized for rest and observation, and it is likely to induce serious illness in the future." I'm afraid he'll sue you. So you can make an appointment with me in advance, and I'll keep the schedule for you. ”
Xie Ningjun: "You are so popular now that you want to make an appointment?" ”
Lawyer Shen: "Well, since I messed with you, I have started to flourish, and now the case is soft. ”
Hearing him say this, Xie Ningjun was also very happy.
He has so many cases, it's not too much to know a few murderers!
If you can't die here, let him introduce you when you go back!
So she really transferred five dollars to him and started consulting.
Xie Ningjun: "All my behaviors are under the supervision of the audience, and he knows about it, if he is infected and dies later, I will also break the law?" ”
Lawyer Shen: "If you find another lawyer, you will break the law." But you come to me, and I can get you out of the way. ”
Xie Ningjun couldn't help laughing.
How can a rookie lawyer who only charges a five-dollar consultation fee be so confident.
Lawyer Shen: "You'll come back after the show?" ”
Xie Ningjun: "What? ”
Lawyer Shen: "Before you left, tell me that you taught a scumbag surnamed Shen a lesson...... I'm curious to know what you're going to do with him in the future. ”
Xie Ningjun: "He...... Let's go back to the row, I don't have much interest in him for the time being. ”
As soon as the news was sent, the program team came to inform him, saying that he hoped that Xie Ningjun would take the audience to enjoy the scenery of the scenic spot in the afternoon.
Xie Ningjun agreed, replied to Lawyer Shen, "There is something" and went out first.
The other end.
Shen Canglan stared at the sentence "I don't have much interest in him" for a long time.
"......."
It's a little sad for some reason.
……
The program team wanted to recruit new guests, and before the official announcement was made, it reached Xie Zhiyu's ears.
Because Xie's Group was talking about cooperation with Carambola Entertainment, Assistant Zhu knew the person in charge of "Star Metamorphosis", and the two chatted about it.
After Assistant Zhu reported the matter to Xie Zhiyu, Xie Zhiyu asked him to tell the person in charge of the program that he wanted to participate in the show as an airborne guest.
Xie Zhiyu is young and worth trillions, this condition is too suitable! It's perfect!
The person in charge can't ask for it!
agreed to invite him as an airborne guest on the spot!
Then Xie Zhiyu unhurriedly arranged the work for the next month, and then asked the assistant to book a ticket for the evening.
The longer Assistant Zhu followed Xie Zhiyu to do things, the more he admired him.
From yesterday until now, he doesn't know where he is uncomfortable, and his face is sick.
Everyone could tell that he was in a lot of pain, but he kept working.
Don't do personal things until you have your work arranged.
The chairman is really a good boss with a plan and a sense of responsibility!
Nothing will make him panic!
A few hours later, it was getting late.
Xie Zhiyu arrived in Cloud City.
He asked for Xie Ningjun's position from the two bodyguards.
I didn't go to the B&B, so I went straight to find her.
I endured the pain of chainsawing my waist for two days...... Finally there is a cure.