Chapter 319: My surname is Madman, the sea is vast, and I only carve you into my heart
Although the golden retriever learned Chinese very well, he still did not understand some swearing.
So what Xie Feiyao said, he didn't understand that it was scolding, and said with a smile: "I can't let go of you if you hurt me, I finally caught you." By the way, why did you suddenly mention my dad? ”
Xie Feiyao: "......"
The urge to kill him with one punch reached the peak again.
When Xie Ningjun listened to the two of them, they both ate several walnuts.
She could see that this golden retriever really didn't want to hurt Xie Feiyao.
And Xie Feiyao himself also certified that he was Interpol, in order to start with her to investigate the Shenhuo Society.
It suddenly occurred to her that she still didn't know the name of the golden retriever, and she couldn't keep calling him in her heart.
So I asked him, "What is your name, detective?" ”
"My name is Maurice, and I know foreign names are hard for you to remember, so I gave myself a local name."
"Say?"
"Tyrannical."
Xie Ningjun: "......"
Xie Feiyao: "......"
Xie Ningjun held back for a long time, but still didn't remind him that the name was embarrassing and embarrassing.
Instead, he said seriously: "You are so aesthetic!" That's a really nice name! In the future, when you communicate and cooperate with our country's official organizations, you will tell them that your name is you. ”
Maurice was very proud: "That is, the liaison person gave me hundreds of names, and I picked this one at a glance, what else are Li Nanjue, Huo Yanting, Bo Sinian...... It's not as good as the Tyrant! ”
Xie Feiyao shook her head in disgust.
Why is he embarrassed to say that the name of the Shenhuo Society is low?
Xie Ningjun continued to lie to him: "We won't call you ...... if we are familiar with you"
Hold back and laugh for a while.
Then he said: "I won't call you crazy, it's too rusty to call the daimyo, and you will be called the Golden Retriever in the future, okay?" Golden Retriever Itinerant Retriever, quite popular Water Hound, this dog is a gentle and warm male character, which is very much in line with your temperament. ”
Maurice was very talkative, nodded and said, "Okay, I think it does." ”
Xie Ningjun looked at Xie Feiyao again: "Then now that you have returned to China and a golden retriever is willing to help you get rid of your crimes, you will take this opportunity to leave that organization in advance?" ”
If Xie Ningjun had been in charge of her business yesterday, Xie Feiyao would definitely not be happy.
But after experiencing last night, Xie Feiyao now only feels that Xie Ningjun sincerely hopes that she will live well.
But she had a lot to do......
She smiled bitterly: "First of all, I was drugged by them, and you know what I looked like when I got sick last night, without an antidote, I will suffer like this for the rest of my life." ”
"Secondly......" Xie Feiyao glanced at the golden retriever coldly, "If Interpol is useful, why has it allowed this organization to be arrogant for so many years?" ”
The golden retriever said at a glance: "Because we are a disciplined organization, we need to do things according to the rules, we must comply with the rules, and we must not cross the line, in fact, we have collected a lot of evidence, and now we are still missing a key breakthrough......
As he was about to continue, there was a sudden sound of footsteps and talking outside.
It seems that a lot of people came.
The three of them tacitly stopped talking.
After a moment of silence, they walked towards the ancestral hall together.
The desk of this ancestral hall is very high, and the red cloth covered on it reaches the ground, so it is no problem to hide three people.
As soon as the three of them took refuge inside, the villagers rushed in.
Xie Ningjun hid in the corner under the desk, and quietly lifted a little tablecloth to look outside.
All the villagers who came were male villagers, and the program team also came, but the female host didn't come.
Their equipment was dropped by Xie Ningjun yesterday, and now they can only take pictures everywhere with their mobile phones.
Tao Xiongwei, the person in charge of the program group, praised while filming: "Patriarch, thank you for letting us interview the ancestral hall of your village, it is rare to see the ancestral hall inheritance rules now, and it is inherited so well." ”
The patriarch nodded with a smile: "Yes, it's a pity that we couldn't let the host little beauty in, because this is also one of our rules, and our ancestral hall has never allowed women to enter for thousands of years." ”
Tao Xiongwei nodded again and again: "Understand, understand." ”
The patriarch continued: "I'll demonstrate the rules of our ancestral hall from beginning to end, and please let your program team give us a good publicity." ”
"Okay, okay."
Tao Xiongwei naturally had other calculations in his heart.
He felt that the matter of Mi'er must be yellow.
But so much money was spent, and they didn't want to come in vain.
So their program team met overnight to discuss a new remedy.
is to take a picture of the more bizarre dregs of this village, and put it on the Internet when the time comes, inducing netizens to scold them.
Last time, there was a village where a family with the same surname lived in the same village, and the men of that village were born to enter the family tree and enter the ancestral hall. A woman, who needs to win an Olympic title or a Nobel Prize to add her name to the end of the family tree, was scolded on the Internet at the time.
As soon as you scold, there will be traffic!
As soon as you have traffic, you can make money!
Xie Ningjun under the table also thought so.
Do you dare to propagate this kind of feudal dross? Isn't this village cyber-bullying itself?
The patriarch has already begun to take his relatives to perform the worship ceremony.
shouted a bunch of mysterious lines, and the gods chattered.
When it was over, all the staff began to kneel down and kowtow to the desk.
It was fine, but there was a little boy in the back row, who didn't worship seriously, and looked around.
He saw that the red cloth on the desk seemed to move, so he quickly pulled his father beside him, pointed to the desk and said, "Dad, there seems to be something moving under that table." ”
The ancestral hall was originally quiet, so although the voice was small, everyone present heard it.
Everyone brushed and looked under the desk.
The three people under the desk are all speculating about what the consequences may be after being discovered later, and how to deal with them.
In the end, the golden retriever is an Interpol, he can't clash with the villagers at will, and hopes to communicate with them later, just say that they have entered the ancestral hall by mistake and leave immediately.
Xie Feiyao thought that it would be no problem for her to fight fifty at a time, but she needed the golden retriever to uncuff her first.
And Xie Ningjun ......
Xie Ningjun directly lifted the tablecloth and rushed out, and said to the row of men kneeling on the ground: "Grandchildren! Grandma is here! ”
The people on the earth were stunned.
Only Tao Xiongwei was so happy that he didn't miss a second of video recording with his mobile phone.
Go back and put it on the Internet, find a batch of accounts to attack this village and hype up the dregs of male superiority and inferiority, and then find a batch of accounts to attack Xie Ningjun for not respecting other people's traditions.
It's not crazy!
To be crazy is to make a lot of money!
After a few breaths of silence, the people on the ground reacted and said in horror:
"How can a woman enter the ancestral hall?"
"Feng Shui is all destroyed!"
"Big offense! What a offense! ”
Compared with being scolded for their grandson, they are more concerned about "women can't enter the ancestral hall".
Xie Ningjun sneered: "Last time, I saw that women were not allowed to enter, only men were allowed to enter, and it was the men's toilet." Understood, the ancestral hall in your village is equal to the men's toilet. ”
The patriarch was furious, stood up and pointed at Xie Ningjun, his voice trembling: "It's enough to offend the ancestors when a woman enters the ancestral hall, and you still speak disrespectfully, which will ruin the luck of our descendants!" ”
Xie Ningjun glanced at him lightly: "You can rest assured, whoever you cut off will not be able to break the luck of your children and grandchildren." ”
The patriarch did not know why.
Xie Ningjun smiled: "Because your son was killed by me last night!" ”