Chapter 348: Understand a fart
Yun Sheng snorted coldly, took matters into his own hands, and gave Gui Qing smoke and vegetables one after another.
The crescent moon was next to it, and the dishes on every plate on the table were sandwiched.
Gui Qingyan saw Yun Shengtian pulling his face, just gave her the vegetables, and didn't eat a bite of them, thinking that Yun Shengtian was afraid that the vegetables were poisonous, so he looked like this.
Of course, Gui Qingyan knew that there was no poison in the food at all, and they would not be stupid enough to poison in front of Yun Shengtian, a master of poisoning.
Wait a minute.
Gui Qingyan thought that Yun Shengtian was a master of using poison, and his heart was churning for a while.
It is said that Yun Shengtian should know that these meals are not poisoned, why don't they eat a bite?
If you haven't seen anything Yun Shengtian eat along the way, it is said that she should be hungry.
The scene in front of her, I can't wait for her to eat all the meals on the table at once, why is this.
Gui Qingyan couldn't figure it out, so he had to keep his head down, and he didn't refuse, and ate all the food that the crescent moon and Yun Sheng poured to his mouth.
Even drank a bowl of egg drop soup cleanly.
Yun Sheng saw that the plates were all at the bottom, and then put down the chopsticks with satisfaction, "Judging from the speed and amount of food used by Lord Gui, Lord Gui can still contribute to the Dragon Kingdom for at least fifty years.
Thank you, Lord Gui, the future of the Dragon Kingdom is pinned on Lord Gui! ”
This? ……
Gui Qingyan was stunned.
To consider how fast and how much she eats?
Gui Qingyan obviously didn't believe it, but he couldn't figure out why.
Putting down the chopsticks, Gui Qingyan said embarrassedly, "Xiaguan has eaten a lot since he was a child, which makes Her Royal Highness the eldest princess smile." ”
Yun Sheng tilted his eyebrows, "What's so ridiculous about this?" Eating and drinking Lazar is human instinct, who can sew up their mouth without eating? ”
This sentence made Gui Qingyan's tense nerves relax, "Her Royal Highness the eldest princess said with a smile!" ”
"Then again," Yun Sheng hooked the corners of his lips, "Lord Gui has used up the meals in the palace, so please trouble Lord Gui to take the two maids to the kitchen to eat again, the palace is easy to eat!" ”
The smile that Gui Qingyan had just put on his brow immediately froze, "It should be, it should be, it's all a subordinate official,......
Can she be blamed for this? It was Yun Sheng who gave her vegetables with all his might, and in the end, he disliked her for running out of food.
"However, how can you tire the people around the eldest princess? Xiaguan will take someone to get food for Her Royal Highness the eldest princess again! With that, he turned around and walked out.
Yun Sheng hooked his lips and smiled, "The food brought by the palace's own people, the palace can rest assured." ”
After talking for a long time, are you still afraid that the diet is poisonous?
It's really a big fuss, and it's not too troublesome.
Thinking like this in his heart, he said, "Her Royal Highness the eldest princess is wise, and the lower officials will go!" ”
Just go, there is no poison in the kitchen, even if Yun Shengtian's people go to the kitchen, it is still the same meal as before.
Gui Qingyan stood at the door, "That girl went to the kitchen with the lower officials?" ”
Crescent Moon smiled, "With Lord Lao Gui, the little girl will accompany Lord Gui on this trip!" ”
Mo Xue outside the door said, "Slaves and maids go too!" ”
"Lord Katsura, please!" The crescent moon elegantly looked like a young lady in a high-ranking nobleman's family, smiling at Gui Qingyan.
Gui Qingyan was stunned for a moment, and then said after a pause, "Okay! ……”
Just now, Gui Qingyan took people to get food, and the crescent moon sent an animal to follow, and before Gui Qingyan came back, the news came back.
It turned out that Gui Lanyan woke up and hated Her Royal Highness the eldest princess who had just arrived, and heard that the eldest sister personally went to get a meal for Yun Sheng, and knew that poisoning would harm her eldest sister, so she sent someone to catch cockroaches, fleas, centipedes, watermelon insects, and crawl on the meal.
Gui Lanyan felt relieved of the hatred in her heart, didn't she know that the meals that were spoiled by cockroaches all went into Gui Qingyan's stomach.
Next, of course, the crescent moon has to go to the kitchen to get meals in person, so as not to be tampered with.
Crescent Moon and Mo Xue took the meal, and Crescent Moon smiled and said to Gui Qingyan, "Don't hide it from Lord Gui, in fact, my family, Her Royal Highness the Princess, when eating, I don't like to see others, let alone see people who are born in person."
If I say this, Katsura-sama can understand, right? ”
Gui Qingyan immediately said, "Understood, Xiaguan understands!" ”
Got a fart!
Who thought he wanted to see Yun Shengtian's uncertain face?
If she is not allowed to go, she can still be idle.
Gui Qingyan broke up with Crescent Moon Moxue at the fork in the road, "There are two girls waiting for Her Royal Highness the eldest princess, and the lower officials have thanked the two for Her Majesty the Empress!" ”
Crescent Moon and Mo Xue said very cooperatively, "It's easy to say! ”
Good fart!
Gui Qingyan watched the back of the crescent moon and Mo Xue disappear around the corner, took elegant steps, and dissipated his appetite on the road before going back to see Gui Lanyan.
As soon as I entered Gui Lanyan's courtyard, I heard Gui Lanyan say in surprise, "What? The people from Her Royal Highness the eldest princess went to the kitchen to get food again?
But he was really a glutton, reincarnated, and he didn't eat enough food on one table, so he went to get it a second time.
If this spreads, I want to see what kind of face Her Royal Highness the eldest princess still has to be the eldest princess of our Dragon Kingdom! ”
"Ahem!" Gui Qingyan coughed twice and walked in, "Little sister said cautiously, Her Royal Highness the eldest princess didn't eat just now, and the food on that table went into my stomach, causing me to eat outside for a long time, and my stomach was still bulging." ”
"What?" Gui Lanyan jumped up with a scream, "Big sister! Did you eat the meal for the eldest princess? ”
"Her Royal Highness the eldest princess has to keep me for dinner......"
Without waiting for Gui Qingyan to finish speaking, the mother-in-law next to him who came to report to Gui Lanyan hurriedly shouted, "Lord Shangshu, that's unacceptable!" ……”
"What? ...... "Is it really poisoned in the diet?"
Gui Qingyan's eyes were immediately blood-red.
"That meal, crawled by cockroaches!" The mother-in-law hurriedly added.
Gui Qingyan endured her nausea, "Whose idea was this?" ”
She clearly said that she was not allowed to do anything with her meals.
Seeing Gui Lanyan retreat slightly, what else did Gui Qingyan not understand.
She turned around, ran into the yard in three steps and two steps, and the sound of waw wow came in immediately.
Gui Lanyan took advantage of this time to glared at her mother-in-law, "The eldest sister wants someone to take responsibility, you just have to bear it!" ”
"But! ……”
If you disobey Lord Shangshu's orders, the end will be miserable!
"Your little grandson is going to take the exam next year, right? ……”
Gui Lanyan made a naked threat, and the mother-in-law had no choice but to respond, "Yes! Everything is a slave and a maid of their own making! ……”
The mother-in-law is unwilling, but the little grandson is very smart, and he can't ruin his future because of her.
Gui Lanyan walked out with tea in her hand and stood beside Gui Qingyan obediently, "Sister, please rinse your mouth!" ”
Gui Qingyan didn't say a word, took the cup in Gui Lanyan's hand, rinsed his mouth, and was just about to scold Gui Lanyan, but he heard Gui Lanyan say, "Little sister has already asked clearly, it's all because the mother-in-law doesn't know the severity, and she does things in private on the meal, so she ......."
Gui Qingyan grew up watching Gui Lanyan, how could he hide Gui Qingyan's eyes with that little bit of caution.
glanced at Gui Lanyan and sighed, "Twenty rods, drive out of the county guard's mansion!" ”
Since Her Royal Highness the eldest princess already knew that someone had done something to the meal, someone had to come out and bear it.
Such a punishment is already the lightest.
"Yes! The little sister listens to the big sister! Gui Lanyan's heart fell into her stomach at this time.
Her husband still has to rely on the eldest sister to be promoted, and the eldest sister's words are more effective than the empress's holy decree.
When the news reached Yun Shengtian, Yun Shengtian hooked the corners of his lips, "This time, let go of Guilanyan, if there is any more moths, kill them directly!" ”
"Yes!" Frost and Snow clenched their swords.
Nothing else, when it comes to killing, you can catch it.
"!" Mo Xue asked, "What time do we leave tomorrow?" Do you want to have breakfast at the county watchhouse? ”