It came suddenly, and it went fast.

At 1 o'clock in the afternoon, Yang Hao, who had eaten and drunk enough, just wanted to say thank you, and more than a dozen cooks and two dining cars quickly called it a day and left.

And with them left, there was Angelina. Julie.

The United States Actors Guild has a rule that the crew's lunch time must be more than one and a half hours, because after lunch, everyone has to take a break.

Therefore, no matter how anxious Yang Hao was, he did not dare to commit crimes against the wind under their supervision.

"Director..."

"Got one?"

Brad. Pete is a smoker, and his favorite brand is Marlboro, which is red and soft.

"No, you can smoke it yourself."

Sitting under the parasol next to the pool, Yang Hao refused with a smile.

"So, you smoke secondhand smoke, don't you mind?"

"Don't mind."

Yang Hao smiled, then took out his mobile phone from his pocket, these days are busy fainting, forgetting the time difference between China and the United States, in the United States is Chinese New Year's Eve, in China is actually the first day of the new year.

So, Yang Hao wanted to send a text message to his parents and 4 girlfriends to say a happy Spring Festival.

But just took out the phone, Brad. Pete said something earth-shattering.

"Yang, just now, Julie seduced you, right?"

"Uh..."

"Yang, don't be surprised, because I know her too well, as long as she likes it, she always wants to take it for herself.

Just like when I was working with her on the movie "Mr. and Mrs. Smith", she fell in love with me and bravely pursued me, and then caused me to divorce Jennifer Aniston.

And now, at home, she often mentions Ling.

Say that your shooting style suits her perfectly, concise and crisp, and that you can complete a task in an hour, and you will definitely not shoot for 61 minutes.

Well, also, you have your own set of photographing female stars, if you can shoot a side face, you will never shoot a straight face, and if you can shoot at night, you will never shoot during the day..."

"Haha..."Yang Hao laughed.

"Pete, you're thinking too much, we just had a brief chat about the movie "Gone Girl", and she asked me if I could make a sequel to this movie?

I said, there is an idea, but the idea has not yet taken shape.

She told me that if I had an idea for a sequel, I should tell her.

I said yes. ”

Whether it is in the past life or in this life, Yang Hao is used to seeing the bloody case in the world caused by the peach incident in the news media, the daughter-in-law found a lover, but was bumped into by her husband, and then the husband raised a knife in anger and hacked his daughter-in-law's lover to death.

So, face Angelina. Julie's temptation, even if Yang Hao didn't agree, he didn't dare to admit it very honestly, that's right, your daughter-in-law has taken a fancy to me and wants to join me hehehe...

"Hmm..."

Turning his head to look at Yang Hao, he saw that his expression did not seem to be a fake. Pete reached out and patted him on the shoulder and said:

"Yang, in fact, it doesn't matter, now there is basically an open marriage between me and Julie, she plays hers, I play mine, as long as the divorce does not affect our business value, everything is OK.

Well..., director, I'll reveal a secret to you, in fact, I'm with Charles now. Theron had a better relationship, and yesterday, Charles. Theron also talked to me about you, and she said that she liked the movie "Gone Girl" very much, and she would vote for you in the Academy Awards section.

Of course, she'll also call on her fellow judges to vote for you. ”

With that said, Brad. Pete winked at Yang Hao, the meaning was clear, come and thank me, right?!

But Yang Hao read another content from his eyes, brother, why don't you sacrifice and let me out of the sea of suffering.

…………

"Smack..."

The door was locked, and the door was pushed open by someone from the outside.

As soon as the crack in the door opened, a rope that looked very ordinary came in from the outside.

"Hehe, do you know who I am?"

"Come out if you know who I am, because I'm the only one who likes to play this kind of exciting game with you.

You tie a rope around my neck, and I tie your neck with a rope, and let's see who rolls his eyes first. ”

"Ahh

Scarlett. Johnson screamed and tried to hide, but the door was blocked.

"Scarlett, you didn't act well this time, you gave too much emotion, and you have a very deliberate feeling.

Well, also, there should be a hint of anticipation in your frightened eyes, because I wish my dad would suddenly appear here to save me. ”

“OK！”

Adjust your mood a little, Scarlett. Johnson went on to play downward.

"Ahh

Scarlett. Johnson screamed and tried to hide, but at this moment, someone came in from outside the door, and the man was carrying a rope in his hand.

"OK, it's over."

When Brad. The moment Pete appeared in the camera lens, Yang Hao, who was sitting behind the director's monitor, raised the walkie-talkie in his hand.

"Pete..."

"Director, you speak."

"Put a rope around Scarlett's neck to shoot two close-ups, and our film will be officially finished."

"Director, do you need me to make an emoji?"

"No!"

Yang Hao waved his hand and said, "The close-up only captures your hands, but I want to see your two hands exerting force." ”

"OK, I see."

Say yes, Brad. Pete, Scarlett. Johnson and photographer Zhang Jiarui began to get busy, shooting close-ups in absolute safety.

But Yang Hao took out his mobile phone at this time, since 1:30 in the afternoon, the moment he sat behind the director's monitor to film, the vibration of the mobile phone has not stopped.

If you guessed correctly, at this time in the capital, everyone has already gotten up for the New Year, well, many northerners have already begun to eat dumplings.

At this moment, 6:00 Beijing time, is the peak period for everyone to send New Year's greeting text messages to each other.

Sure enough, Yang Hao turned on his mobile phone and saw that the text messages on his mobile phone were one after another.

[Brother, happy Spring Festival, well, bring the red envelope, Mao Xiaotong. 】

[Director, Happy Chinese New Year! ] Are you filming in Beijing or in the United States? Wang Baoqiang. 】

[Director, let me tell you good news, the comedy movie "Shenhan Hooligan", which began to be released last night, became popular, but last night, the box office of the movie exceeded 17 million yuan.

Well, when are you coming back? Come back, let's go to the cinema together, after all, I'm also an important character in this movie, a magic stick who only appears for 35 seconds.

Oh, by the way, director, do you know why our movie is popular? Because just yesterday at noon, a 3-minute and 15-second video suddenly appeared in a community named He Liu, in which Cecilia Cheung called someone else's father, haha... Zhang Mo]

[Brother, I love you.

I'm in Jinling now, with my mother and dad for the New Year, and they still ask you, when will you come back?

And let me tell you that money is inexhaustible, so you must pay attention to rest. Neon】

[Yang Hao, Happy Spring Festival! ]

Can you leave for China today? Just now I was sitting with my parents, my mother and my brother eating dumplings, and they asked you, when will you come back, can you come to the house?

Oh, by the way, my dad specifically instructed me, saying that he wanted to sit with you, a very talented artist, to listen to Peking Opera and talk about Peking Opera! Gao Yuanyuan】

You can not reply to other people's text messages, or send a group text message [Happy Spring Festival] when you return!

But the text message sent by the girlfriend must be replied, because at the moment, they are celebrating the New Year with their parents.

However, just as Yang Hao was editing the text message, another short message was sent.

[Director, I, Huawei Lao Yu.

The commercial film "Manhole Cover" was a great success, and after it was screened at the product launch on January 18, the global orders for the P1 phone exceeded 4 million units. 】

(End of chapter)