Yang Hao came to the top tank with the determination of "death", isn't it to help his buddies deal with difficult women, although he has never done this kind of thing before, but the routine is the same.

Bold witch, let go of my friend, what do you need to come to me!

But when he arrived at the place, Yang Hao realized that he was wrong.

Without saying a word, Zhang Yimou chatted with himself about the movie script, and it was also the inspiration he had when he listened to the song just now.

What does this amount to?

This is equivalent to a beautiful woman asking you to go to a hotel to open a room, you took a bath at home, brushed your teeth, sprayed perfume, changed your clothes, and bought two boxes of Bi Yuntao in the supermarket on the street, only to find out when you arrived at the place, it turned out that the beauty wanted to make an appointment to fight the landlord.

Fighting landlords...

Fight your sister, waste your buddy's feelings.

Didn't you see that Gong Li had already arranged the "marriage proposal" scene? There are colorful balloons on the window, the seats are changed with red cloth covers, and the boss is very intimate to paste two red "happy" words on the legs of this dining table...

However, no matter how much Yang Hao sat down at the dining table, Zhang Yimou still told his thoughts with great interest.

Yang Hao, I mean this, in the movie "Flower Demon", you play a poor scholar, Ni Ni or Liu Yifei play a rich lady, and by chance, you fall in love deeply.

And when they fell in love, they agreed to let the rich lady wait for the scholar for half a year, and wait for the scholar to get married after participating in this year's autumn in Bianliang, Tokyo.

However, the rich lady's private life was still discovered by her father, and the rich and extremely selfish landlord rushed to the ferry with his family, and beat to death the book life who was about to get on the boat and rush to Bianliang, Tokyo to take the exam...

Huh...

Yang Hao, who listened to Zhang Yimou's story, suddenly sighed secretly.

Sure enough, Zhang Yimou is still old.

His creativity and thinking are still stuck in the eighties and nineties of the last century, and he still thinks about the love story between a rich lady and a poor scholar, but this kind of bridge has been made bad by Hong Kong films and mainland movies in the 90s of the last century.

If you want to attract an audience, you have to repackage it and incorporate some of the more modern memes.

"Yang Hao, you sighed."

This was said by Gong Li, maybe she was annoyed by Yang Hao's sudden appearance, it was your kid who ruined my good deeds.

That's why the old lady came forward to expose you and embarrassed you.

"Oh yes."

Yang Hao admitted it very shamefully.

If the idea that a friend comes up with is good, if it is not good, if it is obviously bad, and he still stands up against his will and applauds his stinky feet, then he is not a real friend.

"Hmm..., Yang Hao, what do you mean by sighing, is the movie script I conceived not good?"

Zhang Yimou has always been a person who can listen to the advice of others.

Of course, sometimes, listening doesn't mean adopting, otherwise Zhang Yimou's later film works will not become more and more biased, and will only work color, such as the movie "Shadow"...

"It's good, I just think it's a bit old.

Well..., director, if you are really interested in the song "Flower Demon", we might as well create it like this, the beginning of the story is in modern times.

A film and television star named Lily has won numerous awards abroad, including Cannes Actress, Venice Actress, and Berlin Actress directly won a grand slam.

I don't know if she is lonely because of her success, and she wants to find a home for her feelings, after all, she is nearly fifty years old.

Of course, there may be other reasons as well.

So, Lily set her sights on the film director who single-handedly promoted her to the status of the queen of the three major European film festivals, even if the film director is married and has children, she still loves him regardless of it..."

"Yang Hao..."

"You..."

Yang Hao only said this, whether it was Zhang Yimou or Gong Li, their faces changed, especially Gong Li, who got up from her seat and was about to leave.

But at this time, Yang Hao waved his hand.

"Director, Sister Li, don't get excited, listen to me finish speaking.

The film director just turned 30 this year, and the 50-year-old popular actress Lily pursued him with a family, and suddenly became a finger.

Countless fans who like this popular actress have announced their loss of fans on the Internet; Dozens of commercial endorsements on popular actresses have terminated their contracts with them...

But even so, Lily is still unmoved, I like it, I must earn it.

So, one night, she went to the director's home with a bottle of paraquat in her arms, and sat down face to face with the director and his wife.

Well, Lu Chuan, don't you remember me? ”

"Poof..."

Gong Li, who was a little excited just now, had already been attracted by Yang Hao's story, but when she heard the name Lu Chuan, she couldn't help laughing.

Bad guys are always bad guys.

Even if he made up a story, he had to make up people he didn't like.

Hearing the laughter, Yang Hao was unmoved, but continued to speak.

"I'm Xiaoxiao, Tan Xiaoxiao!

Lu Chuan, have you forgotten? The first time we met, it was during the auspicious period of the Northern Song Dynasty, I was a rich daughter, you were a poor scholar, when I was 17 years old, I took the maid to buy rouge on the street, but the thief stole the wallet.

It was you who stepped forward and caught the thief and helped me get the money back..."

The story is long.

Yang Hao spoke for half an hour.

Originally, the only people who listened to the story were Zhang Yimou and Gong Li, but Yang Hao was talking, and the diners who ate hot pot in the hot pot restaurant stopped eating, and they gathered towards Zhang Yimou, Yang Hao, and Gong Li..., and even some diners still had a pair of chopsticks in their hands.

The popular actress Lily, seeing that she couldn't get courtship, took out the bottle of paraquat from her bosom at lightning speed, twisted the cap and drank it.

After drinking the pesticide and dropping the bottle, Lily was in the living room of the young director's house, dancing softly and singing in a low voice.

Jun lives in Qiantang East

The concubine is in the north of Lin'an

When you go, you will be brown and red

The little slave has a yellow waist

I found the Compass Sutra

……”

Quiet!

Extremely quiet, pin drop can be heard.

Yang Hao, who was sitting on the chair, finished telling the story and singing the song, there was no sound in the hot pot restaurant, and everyone was silent.

Several young girls with a lot of emotions even shed tears and wiped them vigorously with their hands, but they didn't make a sound.

"Well..., I'm sorry, director, Sister Li, I'm going to Tokyo early tomorrow morning, so I have to go back quickly."

After hesitating, Yang Hao got up, took out three thick red envelopes from his arms, and put them in front of Zhang Yimou.

"Director, this is a child's red envelope, you help them collect it, at home, I won't go, remember to help me say hello to my sister-in-law."

………

Coming out of the Dongzhen hot pot restaurant, Yang Hao walked forward along the sidewalk.

Walked forward without looking back.

Gong Li, the white moonlight in my mind, I can only help you here, as for whether you can renew the relationship with Zhang Yimou, it depends on the will of God.

As for Chen Ting...

It's a bit pitiful, the child gave birth to three, but he didn't have any name.

However, she is not good at stubble, when filming "Ambush on All Sides", she also slapped Zhang Ziyi twice in the crew.

Want to grab a man with me, delusional!

However, just as Yang Hao's thoughts were diverging in a mess, a white Toyota Land Cruiser SUV suddenly stopped beside him.

The window was lowered, and a woman with sunglasses on the bridge of her nose shouted at him:

"Hi, handsome guy, do you have an appointment tonight?"

(End of chapter)