55 things that must be passed through for fortune telling
In the dead of night, all the sounds are silent, the summer night, the birds and frogs sing endlessly, and the hot summer night, only the evening breeze brings a trace of coolness.
Miss Wen grabbed Yeming's arm and flew in the night sky, looking at the village in the dark night.
"It turns out that when viewed from the air, even the scenery that you are used to seeing on a daily basis will be different."
Miss Wen, who had never had such an experience, was a little nervous and clutched Yeming's arm, looking at the night sky with beautiful eyes.
Yeming took her around, and soon visited all seventeen villages.
"Look further afield!"
Miss Wen pointed to the mountains and forests in the distance, wanting to go over.
"I am the land, and I can't do without the village."
"And you still said you were leaving?"
"Other methods I used."
"Then you can't take me with you?"
"I'm afraid not."
"I don't care, I'm going over there."
"I can't help it."
"Hmph, when someone first landed on my head, it was just a cloud of black smoke, what the hell is that, do you need me to tell me?"
Miss Wen said with a hint of "threat".
Yeming touched his nose and silently took Miss Wen to the distant mountains and forests.
This night, Miss Wen didn't know how long she flown and walked around the entire range of Laoyin Mountain.
At dawn, when she was about to arrive at the courtyard, Miss Wen sighed:
"The world is so vast, but women like us can only go from one courtyard to another for the rest of our lives, what a pity......"
Ye Ming said: "When I become the devil of the world and cholera in the world, the first one will violate the rules, so that women can also swim all over the world like men, famous mountains and rivers!" ”
When Miss Wen heard this, she stared at Ye Ming's side face and smiled:
"Such a bad thing is not easy to do, our Great Demon King has to work hard."
While talking, the two fell into the small courtyard.
Miss Wen softly opened the door and entered the house, only to find that Green Yi had not slept all night.
Seeing Miss Wen coming back, Green Yi immediately stepped forward, pulled Miss Wen, and checked her whole body.
Miss Wen smiled: "Don't worry about me, I'm fine." ”
Green Yi glared at Yeming angrily and said:
"Count you as acquaintances!"
Yeming was a little surprised:
"Can you see me?"
He didn't cast a spell just now, and the green clothes actually saw him.
"Hmph, I tried to learn according to that book, and I felt the Qi mentioned in the book, and now I am also a cultivator, so I can naturally see you!"
Green Yi held his head high proudly, looking at people with his nostrils.
Ye Ming was unexpected, he was not a novice cultivator now, and he knew that ordinary people who wanted to get started with Fa cultivation were afraid that it would not be possible in three or five years.
Unexpectedly, in less than a night, when the green clothes were still unguided, they had already touched the doorway, and this talent was really terrifying.
Or is it because the fit between "Tsing Yi Jade Book" and her is too high?
Or, a bit of both.
For the next period of time, in addition to cultivating and fighting every day, Yeming was "taming" Yang Luming's body.
He found that every time he left after experiencing the feeling of "blindness" for a long time, and regained his vision, his understanding of the world deepened a little, although only a little, but it made him more integrated into the world.
Moreover, after experiencing it for a long time, Yeming can gradually realize what the world is like without eyes.
By the beginning of July, Yeming had been able to grasp the way of life without eyes.
Even, gradually practice the ability to listen to voices and distinguish positions.
In addition, after possessing Yang Luming, Yeming can also experience feelings such as hunger and pain, and can also know the taste of food when he eats it.
Yeming also found that Yang Luming was not starving, no matter how long he hadn't eaten, he would only feel hungry, but he would not be starved to death, nor would he be starved to death, and his body seemed to be in a constant state all the time.
In addition, Yang Luming's body recovers very quickly, every time he hits it, his head breaks and bleeds, and it doesn't take long for him to get better, and he doesn't leave a scar.
After initially mastering Yang Luming's body, Yeming began to use Yang Luming's body to walk around various villages, what to do?
Not begging, of course, but fortune-telling!
He began to practice the contents of the Jiazi Zhan book and tried to tell fortunes for others.
Blind beggars come to the village to tell fortunes, and they are not allowed to ask for money!
Some villagers have seen this beggar running around like a madman, making his scalp bleed, but they didn't expect him to be a fortune teller.
The peasants all believe in ghosts and gods, and they heard that this blind man who chatters with gods and gods can tell fortunes, and he is not allowed to ask for money, so many people have the mentality of giving it a try.
"Blind, do the math for me."
"What?"
"Anything."
"Okay, wait a minute!"
Yeming took out the shell given by Tian Buyi, hung it, and touched the hexagram with his hand.
"You are happily married, your parents are complete, your children are in pairs, and you are brothers, friends, and brothers."
"Hahaha~~~"
After listening to what Yeming said, the man leaned back and smiled with a smile.
"I thought you were a blind man? It turned out to be a swagger!
Let me tell you, grandpa, I am alone, my parents have already gone to see my ancestors, I have no daughter-in-law and no children, several brothers are sick and die, hungry and starved, and I am the only one in the family! ”
"Oh, you're so proud!"
The man who was laughing at Ye Ming's inaccurate calculations suddenly felt pierced when he heard Ye Ming's words.
"Whew!"
The man spat at Yeming and left angrily.
Yeming was not angry, but touched the turtle shell, very puzzled.
How could it be wrong, and it's the exact opposite......
After carefully rubbing the turtle shell for a while, Ye Ming suddenly realized that he had touched the wrong side just now, no wonder it was the opposite.
Go on, next!
"Blind, I'm married."
The voice of a girl in the village, Yeming is familiar with everyone in the village, even if she doesn't open her eyes, she knows that the person who comes is the daughter of the old Li family.
After calculating the hexagram as usual, Yeming said:
"You have a fate with Chen Zhuzi of the Chen family, and your fate is not shallow."
"Nonsense! Brother Zhuzi is already married, where did he come from with me? ”
With that, the girl covered her face and ran away with a sad face.
Uh, is that right or wrong?
Yeming didn't understand a little, touched his head, forget it, next.
"I lost my bracelet, can you help me figure out where it is?"
Bracelet...... This should be a human thing, right?
Yeming tried to do the math, and there was a reaction.
"You can find someone to go into the pit."
"Thatched pit...... Am I so careless? ”
The woman went away in disbelief, and wanted to go home for someone to see.
"Blind, can I make a fortune?"
A ruffian from the village asked.
Yeming didn't dislike the other party, and calculated it as usual.
"The hexagram shows that you will be able to make a fortune today."
"Really?"
"That's what the hexagram says."
"Okay, I'll gamble now, if I lose, I can't spare you!"
In this way, one morning in the evening, I calculated the hexagram for more than a dozen people.
Seeing that no one came again, Yeming leaned against the wall, basking in the sun.
He now understands why Yang Luming likes to bask in the sun.
Because basking in the sun could temper his divine eyes, Ye Ming could feel that under the scorching sun, the grinding speed of his extreme yin eyes in Yang Luming's eyes had accelerated a little.
There is no doubt that this can effectively improve the progress of the polar yin eye to the polar yang eye.
According to Yang Luming, once the conversion of the extreme yin and the extreme yang is completed, he will be able to freely convert the extreme yin eye and the extreme yang eye in the future.
Just as Mei Zizi was thinking about the convenience of having both extreme yin and extreme yang eyes, she heard a woman's footsteps coming, and there seemed to be someone else next to her.
"The one in charge is this stinky blind man, stinky beggar, who said that the bracelet fell in the pit, causing you to drill the pit for a long time!"
A man walked up to Yeming and grabbed Yeming's collar.
"You're the blind man who is lying?"
Ye Ming asked a little strangely:
"Didn't you find the bracelet?"
"Found it, but not in the pit, but under the water tank!"
"Then why did you move the water tank?"
"Of course, it's because the owner got a body of and urine, and he has to wash it with water."
"So you found the bracelet, didn't you?"
"This ......"
The woman was speechless for a moment,
"But, that's not what you said!"
"I said 'you can find someone to go into the pit', I didn't say that the bracelet is in the pit."
The woman was a little fooled, but her man was not good at fooling:
"You stupid woman, don't be deceived, if he really knows that he is under the water tank, can he just say no? That's a liar! ”
As he spoke, he punched Ye Ming in the face.
Eh, it's okay, it's Yang Luming's body anyway, and he doesn't care if he is beaten Yeming.
After teaching Ye Ming a lesson, the man led the woman away.
As soon as the man left, a splash came again.
"Fuck, you blind dog, you actually lied to Lao Tzu and made your mother's fortune, Lao Tzu lost it all!"
Splashing didn't pay attention to it at all, and came up and beat Yeming again.
After a while, a woman came with the man.
"He is the one in charge, and I asked him when you would be back.
He said that you drowned halfway, isn't this a curse that you will not die well? ”
So, Yeming was beaten again.
Now, Yeming somewhat understands the feelings of the people who rushed to the Dao at the beginning.
The fortune telling industry is not easy, not only must you be able to pinch and calculate, but you also have to resist beating.
However, Yeming doesn't matter, anyway, it was Yang Luming who was beaten, and it had nothing to do with him.
I am still a good god that everyone worships!
From this day on, Yeming began to "wander around to commit crimes" in various villages, helping people to tell fortunes everywhere.
The villagers are tired of working day by day, except for the creation of people, there is no other entertainment project, there is night fortune telling, there is a new entertainment project.
Many of them came to see his jokes, and there were a few people who were simply angry in some way, and came to Yeming to find a reason to be angry and take the opportunity to beat people......
On this day, the famous wife in the village was strict with Lao Qi and was beaten by his wife again, and his face was scratched.
Yu Laoqi, who was holding his stomach, dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, and when he heard that the blind fortune teller had come to the village, he thought of finding a reason to beat him up and vent his anger.
Soon, he saw someone under a big tree in the village, and many villagers were watching and treating him as a joke.
Seeing this, Yu Laoqi squeezed forward, waited for the previous person to finish, walked to Yeming and said loudly:
"I tell fortunes!"
"What?"
"How is my daughter-in-law doing to me?"
"Your daughter-in-law is very good to you, and she will give you fish soup tonight."
"Nonsense, whether my daughter-in-law is good to me or not, no one in the whole village knows!
You blind man, you are used to deceiving people, watch and fight! ”
Yu Lao Qi punched and kicked Ye Ming for a while, beating Ye Ming.
After the fight, I feel refreshed all over.
Looking at the night light again, his head was broken, plus he was dirty and pitiful.
Yu Lao Qi's heart softened, and he threw three copper plates to him, which should be a reparation.
When I came home at night, I just entered the house and smelled a fragrance.
Yu Laoqi was curious about what was going on, and when he went to the kitchen, he saw that his daughter-in-law was stewing fish soup!
Yu Laoqi saw the fish soup and hurriedly asked where the fish came from.
When I asked, I found out that it was his father-in-law who had a good harvest today, and sent a fish over to give them a tooth sacrifice.
When Yu Laoqi heard this, he was a little suspicious.
Thinking about it on weekdays, although the daughter-in-law is very fierce to herself, she is always for her own good, and she never beats and scolds herself for no reason.
In this way, the daughter-in-law seems to be really good at herself, at least, everyone has done everything she should do as a wife.
Thinking of this, Yu Laoqi couldn't help muttering, could it be that the blind man was really right this time?
With this idea, the next day Yu Laoqi deliberately went to the neighboring village to see the blind man's fortune telling.
It turned out that after only a day of not seeing him, everyone not only did not laugh at the blind man, but they were all asking for money to tell fortunes.
What's the matter, the blind man's hexagram really worked?
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