82 Wu Xixiu cleverly said that he knew the county, and the county town was helpless to be outside the door
In the county hall, the county magistrate was sitting with the two masters and evil cultivators, and the table was a table of dishes made by Song Cheng before.
"Come on, come on, Chief Wudao, try the skills of today's new chef!"
The magistrate warmly invited the chief of Wudao to enjoy, and the chief of Wudao squeezed out a smile on his face and did not move his chopsticks.
"If you don't move your chopsticks, how dare I move?"
When the magistrate heard this, he smiled and took a chopstick dish, put it in his mouth and chewed it slowly.
"Hmm~~ Don't look at this dish, but the taste is really wonderful!"
The master on the side hurriedly poured wine for the magistrate.
"This monkey wine is also good, and the food method that Wu Dao Chang said is really delicious!"
The head of the evil cultivator Wu Dao also took a chopstick and ate it, and after saying a few words with the magistrate, he said meaningfully:
"In fact, although the taste of ordinary monkey brains is good, it is far inferior to the monkey brains of the king of monkeys.
That's the best delicacy in the world, but anyone who can eat a bite can be regarded as having no regrets in this life. ”
"The king of monkeys?"
Hearing the words "the best delicacy in the world", the county's eyes lit up.
"Yes, there is a king of monkeys in the Ape Mountain, not only the monkey brain is extremely delicious, but also the monkey wine brewed is also a rare wine in the world......
Wu Xixiu introduced to the magistrate in a bewitching tone.
The magistrate was fascinated by it, and he couldn't wait to taste it now.
"Since there is one in the Ape Mountain, I will immediately issue a bounty for the hunters to capture the Monkey King and take his brains to open the feast!"
"My lord, I can't hide it, this monkey king has been cultivated into a monster, and ordinary hunters may not be able to deal with this demon."
"Monsters, speaking of which, this county hasn't eaten monsters yet, since Wu Dao Chang proposed it, there must be a way to subdue demons, right?"
Zhixian is not exactly a straw bag, and if you understand that the Wudao people can say this, there must be a way.
Wu Xie cultivated his beard, and was about to speak, when he suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing, the windows of the side hall were blown open, the surrounding candles were suddenly extinguished, and the room suddenly became gloomy and cold.
The magistrate was taken aback by this sudden vision, and the two masters were even more shocked, so they left the magistrate and ran away.
From the perspective that the magistrate and others could not see, Wuhou County Chenghuang appeared in the side hall with the director of the second division of rewarding good and punishing evil, and more than a dozen yin errands.
Seeing this, Wu Xie's pupils shrank.
The county town god looked at Wu Xixiu and asked:
"Evil monk, when we know what you have done, we will immediately restrain our hands and arrest you!"
Wu Xixiu was very surprised, and he didn't know where he showed his flaws, and he was discovered by the city god.
Without saying much at the moment, he pulled out the copper coin sword on his back and cut it down at the city god.
The city god was fearless, took out the county town god seal, and fought with the black evil cultivator.
This was originally the home of the City God, and with the help of a group of Yin Evil, the Wu Evil Cultivator was soon overwhelmed.
The magistrate couldn't see Chenghuang, he could only see that Wu Xixiu seemed to be fighting with something, plus the wind was howling in the house, he was frightened in his heart, and shouted:
"Chief Wudao, what's the matter?"
Wu Xiexiu, who was struggling to resist, saw Zhixian hiding under the table and found hope.
"My lord, there are ghosts killed in the county government, and I am afraid that the poor road will be difficult to beat, please use the official seal to expel the ghosts!"
The magistrate was frightened, and when he heard Wu Xixiu say this, he didn't care whether it was true or not, and ran to the back room with a roll and took out the official seal.
"Wu Dao Chief, the official seal is here."
As he spoke, he was about to hand it to Wu Xiexiu, where did Wuxie Xiu dare to take the official seal, but said:
"Please speak out and repel the ghosts!"
When the magistrate heard this, he held the official seal in his hand and said stubbornly:
"Where are the ghosts, retreat quickly, otherwise this official will not be spared!"
As soon as the voice fell, in the perspective that the county magistrate could not see, the official issued a light and forced Chenghuang and other yin to withdraw from the county office.
Chenghuang waited for the yin to enter, but he couldn't get in.
And the magistrate felt that after he finished shouting, there was really no more strange wind around, everything was quiet, and Wu Daochang was not fighting anything.
The prefect who had palpitations held the official seal and trotted to Wu Xiexiu:
"Wu Daochang, what kind of ghost was that just now, who dared to enter the county government to commit murder?"
Wu Xixiu just tried it in a hurry, but he didn't expect it to be really useful, and he also felt lucky.
At this time, hearing what the magistrate said, Wu Xixiu's heart moved, and he said:
"My lord, woe is wrong, the ghost just now was sent by the monkey king of Ape Mountain, and the monkey king must hate the monkey and monkey grandson of the adult for eating him, so he sent the ghost to murder the adult!"
The magistrate was shocked when he heard this: "That monster came to the door?" ”
"Your Excellency, don't worry, you are an official of the imperial court, you have an official spirit to protect your body, in this county office, that monster can't help you."
When the magistrate heard this, he was relieved, and then asked:
"What if I leave the county office?"
"If you go out of the county office......
Then it's up to heaven to live and die. ”
"Huh!?"
The magistrate was terrified,
"Chief Wudao, you have a way, don't you? You must have a way, please save this official, this official will be thanked! ”
Wu Xie Xiu was waiting for this sentence, and immediately said:
"Well, it's not that there is no ......"
Just as he was about to say something, a cook suddenly ran in in a hurry.
"My lord, it's not good, today's new cook knocked down all of us, rescued all the monkeys we caught before, and the monkey wine was emptied!"
When the magistrate heard this, he was terrified, and squeezed to Wu Xixiu with the official seal.
Wu Xie Xiu was also stunned, what is going on?
Wu Xiexiu, who noticed that something was wrong, immediately took the magistrate to the back kitchen to check and ask the cooks who had woken up about what happened.
After listening to the descriptions of the cooks, the Wu Evil Cultivator thought for a moment, turned his head to the magistrate and said:
"My lord, this must be the monkey king's strategy, ostensibly attacking the adult, but in fact, the little monkey who took the opportunity to leave!
If my expectations are correct, that Chef Song must be a fake transformed by a monkey to deceive adults. ”
Naturally, this was a deception to the magistrate, and he himself didn't know who that person was, but it didn't prevent him from using it.
When the magistrate heard this, he was convinced of Wu Xixiu's words.
"Wu Dao Chief, now that this official has been targeted by that monster, do you have a way to subdue the demon? As long as it can be done, the official will be rewarded. ”
Wu Xie Xiu continued to say what had been interrupted earlier:
"There is a way, but I'm afraid that adults need to come to Ape Mountain in person."
"Visiting Ape Mountain? No, no, that monster must hate the official now, go over in person, isn't that just sending him to death? ”
Zhixian's head shook like a rattle.
The black cult continued to persuade:
"Relax, my lord, as long as you bring the official seal with you, in this Wuhou County, that monster will not be able to hurt you.
Besides, isn't there still a poor road guard?
Only by getting rid of this monster can adults rest easy.
Otherwise, I am afraid that I will not even be able to sleep in the future.
Besides, if you get rid of this monster, won't adults be able to eat the most delicious monkey brain in the world? ”
When Wu Xie Xiu said this, the magistrate felt very reasonable, but he was still a little worried:
"Can this work?"
"As long as the adults follow the arrangement of the poor road, there will be absolutely no problem!"
Wu Xie Xiu said, and began to explain some things that needed to be prepared, and asked the magistrate to help prepare.
The magistrate was very afraid of monsters at this time, and he prepared whatever the black evil cultivator said.
After arranging these, Wu Xixiu took out a scarecrow and handed it to the magistrate.
"My lord, this thing can ward off evil spirits and drive away ghosts, and you can take it with you for protection."
The magistrate thanked him again and again, and stored the scarecrow close to him.
In fact, the scarecrow given to him by Wu Xie Xiu was used to prevent the city god from dreaming.
In case Chenghuang took advantage of the county's sleep and told the truth of today's events in a dream, then his plan would be all in vain.
Seeing that the county began to arrange people at night, Wu Xixiu looked at the sky outside the county government with a provocative face.
Seeing this, the county town gods and other yin differences are sinking like water.
I never expected that I was kicked out by my own "colleagues" in law enforcement on my own turf, which is really ridiculous!
Tear Ling stood on the roof of the house, looking at this scene, she felt inexplicably funny, and stepped forward bravely, and asked the county god in the air knowingly:
"Chenghuang, can the evil monk take it?"
Hearing this, the county town god sank like water, took a deep breath and said:
"That evil cultivator was cunning and deceived the local magistrate, and the magistrate was confused and drove us out.
But don't worry, later the official will personally dream of the county and explain the reason.
When the misunderstanding is solved, it is the time when the evil cultivator is punished. ”
Those who can become yin are all people with great virtue before their deaths, and generally do not have obvious emotional case handling.
But this time, Tear Ling could clearly feel that this Chenghuang was a little out of shape.
After a while, Chenghuang sensed that the magistrate had fallen asleep, and immediately made a dream.
I saw Chenghuang close his eyes and cast a spell, and after a while, he opened his eyes.
"How?"
This was not asked by Tear Ling, but by other bad people, because everyone felt aggrieved.
Chenghuang said with a very ugly face:
"That evil cultivator expected that I would make a dream in advance, and used a means to intercept my dream support means......"
When everyone heard this, they were angry, but they were helpless.
What is this called, he was blocked by his "colleagues" outside the county office, and let an evil cultivator be so arrogant in the county office, the key thing was also seen by a cat demon.
Their Wuhou County's bad face is completely lost.
Seeing this, Tear Ling almost laughed.
Seeing that Yin was deflated, she didn't mention how happy she was.
Although these yin people are all virtuous and exquisite, Tear Ling did not dare to guarantee that they would not be angry with her, and after watching the excitement for a while, she left here.
At the location of the dog hole at the foot of the county city wall, Song Cheng released the monkeys from the dog hole.
It wasn't until the last monkey was released that he was relieved.
Yeming was tasting the monkey wine in the gourd not far away, and took a sip of it beautifully, looking intoxicated.
"Mr. Yang, the monkeys have been released."
"Got it, that's your business, it's not my business, it's none of my business."
"Mr. Yang, letting go of the monkeys is just a palliative, not a cure, as long as Nazhi County still wants to eat monkey brains, there will definitely be monkeys being caught, we need to find a way."
"It's simple, I'll send you into the county office, you take a knife and slaughter the magistrate, naturally everything will be fine."
"Ahh How can this make it a big sin to kill the court officials without permission! ”
Song Cheng is still a proper scholar in his bones, and he can't do it if he is asked to kill people, let alone kill an official of the imperial court.
"Since you don't want to, then let's leave this matter alone, the monkey wine has arrived, and we will leave as soon as dawn."
Yeming looked like he didn't want to care.
"Don't ignore it, although it is the way of heaven for people to eat poultry and animals, and there is nothing wrong with it.
But this Zhixian method is too cruel and hurts the heavens and the peace, since I bumped into it, then you must take care of it! ”
"Then you have a solution?"
"No, I know that Mr. Yang is strong and has boundless mana, you must have a way, right?"
"Don't compliment me, I'm a stinky fortune teller.
However, since you want to take care of this, it is not impossible.
But you can think about it, every time you do a good deed, you will lose some good fortune, if this thing is done, it is equivalent to saving a mountain of monkeys, which does not know how much good fortune will be consumed by you.
Do you do this for a bunch of brutes, are you sure? ”
Song Cheng took a deep breath:
"I haven't really gotten it anyway, so how can I be afraid of losing?"
"Okay, I just hope you don't regret it afterwards!"
"No regrets, Song will never regret it!"
"You said it yourself."
"Yes, I said that."
"Then let's plan first......"
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