99 wicked people cook children
The wind stopped and the snow stopped, and a faint light shone on the snow-capped mountains in the distance.
Jing Ziruo got up in a bad mood, and pushed open the door a little angrily.
As soon as the door was pushed open, he was hit on the head by something that fell from above.
"Ah~~"
That thing was like a bag of stones, it hurt to hit his head, Jing Ziruo covered his head, and he was so angry that he wanted to kick the thing away.
But his eyes swept over, but he was stunned.
Isn't this their own money bag?
When I picked it up, it was true, not only did the money bag come back, but there was also a lot of money in it. Jing Ziruo was a little puzzled, and she didn't know what was going on......
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On the way to the north, a blind man rode a donkey upside down, and from time to time took the gourd from his waist and drank a sip of wine, which was very leisurely.
Around the blind man's waist was a rope, the other end of which was tied to the hands of a child dressed in an adult's coarse cotton garment.
The child was covered in dirt, and many traces of chilblains could be seen on his exposed face and hands.
The shoes on the feet have long since rotted, and now they are just wrapped in cloth and wrapped around the rope, and it is a question whether they can be considered shoes or not.
The child walked behind the donkey with his hands tied, and the snow had piled up on the ground overnight, and the feet on the ground, even if they were separated by a layer of linen, had already frozen unconscious, and now they were only holding on by their own willpower.
Riding a donkey upside down is naturally Yeming, looking at the children who are swaying when they walk, Yeming smiled:
"As long as you promise me to eat a finger, I'll let you ride on a donkey too, so you don't have to walk on your own, how about it?"
"Humph!"
The child snorted and stubbornly continued to move forward.
"So you can speak, I still thought I was dumb!"
Ye Ming smiled and quipped,
"Little girl who can talk, it must taste good."
Hearing Yeming call himself a little girl, the child immediately glared angrily:
"I'm a boy!"
"Boy?"
The night is like a smile, not a smile,
"If it's a boy, I'm going to stir-fry a dish with your little ding."
The child didn't understand what Yeming meant, but he didn't ask, he just stepped over his head and didn't look at him.
Seeing that she was still insisting, Yeming didn't say anything, just rode the donkey upside down and continued to walk.
The lying tear Ling on the donkey's back was very speechless about the bad taste of this old devil, and she didn't bother to pay attention to it.
After walking for a while, the child finally couldn't bear it anymore and fell headlong into the snow.
Seeing this, Yeming slapped the tears on the donkey's back.
"Meow!"
Tear Ling cried out very dissatisfied,
"What are you doing?"
"If you don't get out of the way, how can I put her on the donkey's back?"
Ye Ming is right,
"Quick, put her on the donkey's back."
"If you want to die, won't you say, you have to do it!"
Tear Ling was very dissatisfied and turned into a human form, picked up the child, and put it on the donkey's back.
Seeing that the position on the donkey's back was full, he took a step forward, turned into a cat again, and pounced directly on Yeming's face, holding Yeming's head with four paws.
"I don't care, I don't walk anyway!"
After following Yeming for a long time, Tear Ling has become lazy unconsciously, and if she can not walk, she will never walk by herself.
Ye Ming lifted the back of her neck, making her feet hang in the air, and said with a smile:
"Such a good cat pillow, now is the time to put it into use."
Tears were stuffed into the arms of the unconscious child.
"Help her keep warm and keep her warm."
"Bastard!"
Seeing that Yeming used himself as a warm pillow, Tearful Ling scolded.
Yeming didn't care about any of this, and continued to move forward on the donkey's roots.
The child shivered in the cold, and woke up from the cold, only to feel a fluffy, warm thing in his arms, and unconsciously hugged it tighter.
After feeling the warmth, the child's consciousness recovered a lot, and after sensing that he was now being carried forward by something, he slowly opened his eyes and found that he was fixed on the back of a donkey, and the "great villain" was also riding a donkey, with his back to him.
When the child saw that the great wicked man had his back to him, he did not seem to notice that he had woken up, so he moved his frozen little feet and kicked him on the back of the great wicked man.
didn't kick it, but was grabbed by the big villain.
Ye Ming held the child's little feet full of chilblains, looked at the red and swollen color on them, smashed it and said:
"Yes, he is a grateful person, and he will give me a foot to eat as soon as he wakes up, and I am very satisfied."
The child struggled and tried to retract his feet, but he couldn't break free from Yeming's palm.
"Seeing that you have such a character, you won't eat little by little, and when you get to the town, you will cook it whole and eat it well."
Yeming let go of the child's feet and did not drive her off the donkey's back.
The child curled up and hugged Tearling, which was the only source of heat now, and the only psychological comfort she had.
The main thing is that it's really comfortable to hold.
Tear Ling didn't like to be hugged at first, and as a wild cat, she naturally resisted this gesture of relaxing her defenses.
But after following Yeming for a long time, she felt that her defensive posture was about to collapse, and now even if she was held in her arms, she was not so vigilant.
This made Tear Ling very worried about her safety, and the beast that lost its vigilance would be in a very dangerous situation.
However, it is really comfortable to be held......
Except for the big devil!
I walked all the way for nearly ten miles without seeing anyone, and it was not until the afternoon that I saw a market town.
The town is not big, there is only one inn.
Yeming took out a broken piece of silver from the bulging money bag, handed it to the shopkeeper, opened the best room, and asked for a large wooden barrel for bathing.
Then there is hot water, a bowl of salt, white radish, ginger, vinegar, old loofah, chicken fat, yellow wax, nepeta, Su leaves, cinnamon branches, Sichuan pepper, etc.
The child was hung from the beams of the house, and when the hot water arrived, he poured it into a bucket, poured all the salt into the water, and then began to add the above series of ingredients.
When the child saw Yeming's actions, his eyes flashed with horror, thinking that Yeming was planning to cook and eat himself.
Although I was scared to death in my heart, I still had an expression of refusal to admit defeat on my face, and I shook my body hard, trying to break free.
But this is obviously useless work, and when Yeming has prepared the soup, put the child down, and divide it by two.
Grab the child's hands with one hand and carry the child up.
"There's not even a Tintin, so I'm embarrassed to say I'm a boy!"
Ye Ming sneered, seeing that the little girl had many frostbites on her body, and there were obvious traces of necrosis in some places, she didn't say anything more, and forcibly stuffed the little girl into the bathtub.
As soon as the little girl entered the bathtub, she struggled with "poof", making a splash.
Yeming directly put the table upside down on the wooden barrel, "locked" the little girl in the wooden barrel, and pressed a few more chairs on it.
The little girl didn't have much strength, and she was trapped in the bathtub and knocked on the "bang", but she couldn't get out.
Yeming trapped the little girl, didn't care about her anymore, and asked Xiao Er to run and buy a bunch of fabrics, needles and threads, etc.
After getting the fabric, needlework, and thread, Yeming began to cut the fabric and sew the clothes.
Seeing this, Tear Ling on the side widened her eyes.
"Are you still a female celebrity?"
I never thought that this old devil would still have this skill.
In fact, Yeming is not a female celebrity, but seeing that Miss Wen and Green Yi have done a lot, and their eyes have learned, they feel that they are fine......
It turns out that the eyes learn and the hands learn are two different concepts.
According to the method of Miss Chinese, Yeming successfully sewed a "crooked" coat with different cuffs and thicknesses.
Looking at his masterpiece, Yeming found the shopkeeper again, gave him the size, and asked him to take the fabric to a lady in the town with good craftsmanship to sew.
Xiao Er has spare money to make, so he is naturally happy and happily accepts the task.
"After doing it for a long time, I thought you would really be a female celebrity?"
Tear Ling said sarcastically.
Ye Ming picked it up with one hand:
"It's not that you're incompetent as a maid, then you let your son-in-law be a female celebrity by himself!
Look at you, what else do you do besides being able to eat and sleep? ”
Tear Ling was suddenly aggrieved:
"Childe, people are just a cat, why are you asking so much?"
"Now that the weather is so cold, since you are useless, it would be good to skin you and make a pair of plush gloves."
"Don't, Childe, Tear Ling admires Childe the most, you are perfect, there is no one in ......"
Tear Ling turned on the sycophant mode.
Yeming was very helpful about this, and put down the tears with satisfaction.
The little girl struggled in the tub for a while, and after struggling for a while, she simply gave up and soaked quietly in the tub.
Anyway, the temperature of the water couldn't cook her, and besides, boiling and boiling, it made her more and more comfortable.
The chilblains on his body seemed to be improving, the hot sensation was disappearing, and part of his unconscious body was beginning to recover.
The more I stayed in the tub, the more comfortable it became, but as time went on, the water temperature dropped a little, and the little girl felt a little cold.
Suddenly, the little girl felt that the water temperature was increasing, and it was getting higher and higher.
The little girl panicked, could it be that the wicked man began to add to the fire?
It's just that when the water temperature rises to a certain level, it doesn't increase again, and the temperature is very comfortable.
The little girl felt that she had never taken such a comfortable bath, and fell asleep in the tub in a daze.
Outside, Tear Ling held a candle and spit out a gust of demonic wind from time to time, blowing out the flame of the candle to heat the tub to ensure that the water temperature was maintained at the right temperature.
Yeming sat leisurely on the side and watched the play.
At dusk, Xiao Er brought back the clothes that Yeming had requested, and Yeming gave him a reward, and asked him to prepare a table of food, and then went to the town to buy a few Mengtong books and came back.
For such a generous master, Xiao Er is 10,000 enthusiastic, and everything is done beautifully and satisfactorily.
When it was time for dinner, Yeming signaled that Tear Ling could be finished, and fished the little girl out of the bathtub.
Throwing the sleek little girl on the bed, seeing that the chilblains on her body were basically healed, he pointed to the clothes sewn according to her figure and asked her to put them on.
The little girl is very self-reliant, and she doesn't need help at all, and she puts on her clothes in a few clicks, but her hair is still scattered.
Yeming looked at the tears Ling:
"Help her clean up her hair."
Tidying up your hair is naturally handy for a beauty-loving monster like Tear Ling.
was about to step forward to help the little girl fix her hair, but she saw the little girl grabbing the ashes in the brazier and wiping it on her face, and her hair was messy.
After making herself a "boy", the little girl stared at Yeming with vigilance.
Ye Ming didn't care, and said with a smile:
"It's time to eat."
Pointing to the food on the table.
The little girl had already seen the food on the table, and if it weren't for it, she would have run away as soon as she got out of the tub.
Seeing Yeming say "eat", the little girl who has been hungry since the morning doesn't care about the ashes on her hands, she has to reach out and grab a steamed bun on the plate.
But before his hand touched the plate, he was blocked by Yeming with a bamboo stick.
"Wash your hands."
The little girl knew that she couldn't afford to provoke this big villain, so she quickly ran to the bathtub on the side, washed her hands casually, and wanted to eat.
But once again, he was stopped by the luminous.
A Mengtong book "The Three Character Classics of Wisdom" appeared in Yeming's hand:
"Learn a word, give a steamed bun."
Soon, Yeming realizes that he has miscalculated.
This little girl actually knows some words, and even the first part of the "Three Character Classics of Wisdom" can be memorized completely.
Watching the well-fed little girl stuff steamed buns into her new clothes, Yeming asked curiously:
"You are literate, so you should not be from a bad background."
In these years, the girl who can read and write is not the daughter of a big family, and no poor family will support her daughter to be literate.
The little girl packed the steamed buns, sat on the chair, and did not answer Yeming's question.
If it weren't for the fact that she could eat enough with this guy, she would definitely find a chance to escape.
Ye Ming smiled: "Answer a question, take care of a meal." ”
The little girl's eyes lit up:
"You ask."
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