134 General's Kitchen Sneak Spirits; The delicacies in the soil attract worms

"It's only been a few days, huh? Thinking about taking an apprentice? ”

In General Dong's back kitchen, a group of cooks were busy coming and going, and one of the cooks who didn't deal with Cook Lu saw that Chef Lu brought a cripple over, and his face was disdainful, thinking that this guy was a dog fighting people, but he just happened to bump into General Dong's recent hobby, and now he dares to bring his apprentice here, which is really arrogant.

Chef Lu actually didn't want to bring this one at all, but this was a person deliberately arranged by the blind master, and he knew that Chef Lu, who had gotten on the thief ship, had no choice but to bring people in.

Coming in with Chef Lu was Zhang Zhi in disguise.

Looking at the pile of various expensive dishes in the back kitchen, it is dazzling.

Bear's paws, deer tails, bird's nests, shark fins, etc., are all on the table, and different people are handling these ingredients in their own ways.

There are four major murderous dishes on the list.

The so-called four fierce dishes are:

Sucking monkey brains, roasting goose, eating humps, pork back meat.

To suck the monkey brain, first shave off the monkey hair, pour the monkey's head with boiling water, and then hit the head with a hammer to open the head and eat the monkey brain directly.

Roast the goose, clean the goose, forcibly pour the sauce into the goose's mouth, close it in the cage, close the door directly and light the fire, and barbecue the goose live on high heat, so that the sauce reaches the body of the goose, so that the roasted meat is stronger.

Eat humps, select the strongest camels, tie them to pillars, pour boiling water on the camel's back, immediately die in one peak, discard the whole camel, and eat only the most nutritious humps.

Pig back meat, hit the pig's back with a wooden stick, let the pig scream until the meat on the pig's back is all tight, and then use a knife to cut off the piece of meat directly to cook.

The cooks here have long been familiar with these cooking methods, and they are not cruel at all.

Seeing this, Zhang Zhi felt a little uncomfortable, although these things are beasts, they can be treated like this, which is still heart-wrenching.

Chef Lu's psychological quality is quite strong, and he doesn't have any feelings about this, although he has a ghost in his heart, but everything is still normal on the surface.

Just as he was about to start making the donkey meat he was good at, he heard a somewhat sharp voice that was neither male nor female:

"The Great General Has a Will ......"

When the cooks heard this, they all looked out of the kitchen.

Chef Lu also looked surprised and looked at a eunuch who came over.

The eunuch was the personal eunuch beside General Dong, with a ruddy face and an obese body, and he walked up to the cooks and coughed lightly.

Seeing this, the cooks hurriedly knelt down, and Zhang Zhi also knelt down with him.

The eunuch took out a bright yellow silk book, unfolded it and read:

"Fengtian carried the general, and the edict said:

Donkey meat has been tired of eating, no need to go on again, today to eat eight-legged sea fish, Qin this. ”

As he spoke, he handed the silk book to Chef Lu.

The cooks hurriedly received the order of "thanksgiving".

After the eunuch read out the general's "will", he glanced at the cooks with a hint of disdain at the corner of his mouth, leaving a sentence of "Don't be late for the general's dinner", and then twisted his fat body and left.

Seeing this, Zhang Zhi in the crowd clenched his fists unconsciously.

There is only one person in this world who is qualified to order others with "will", and obviously, this person is by no means General Dong.

Dong Lushan's behavior is obvious, and the ambition of the wolf son is obvious!

The other cooks had long been surprised by this kind of thing, but they couldn't help but gloat in their eyes when they looked at Chef Lu.

It's only been a few days, and the general is tired of eating, and the days when Chef Lu is valued have passed.

It's just that everyone didn't have time to mock Chef Lu, and they all had to rush to General Dong's dinner immediately.

It is said that you want to eat eight-legged sea fish, but other dishes, that is also indispensable, otherwise the consequences can be predicted.

Among the chefs, several people who can cook seafood are suddenly superior, and among them is the one who has always been at odds with Chef Lu.

This person suddenly "gained momentum", immediately nostrils turned to the sky, and said to Chef Lu:

"Lao Lu, bring your apprentice and help me!"

Seeing the other party's villain's face, if it was before, Chef Lu would definitely hate itchy, but now, he only felt funny.

This guy himself wants to rush into this troubled water, and Chef Lu couldn't be more welcome.

So the "master and apprentice" were very cooperative, which made the cook very surprised, thinking that Chef Lu might be frustrated and out of heart.

In this way, he instructed Cook Lu even more wantonly.

"The cooking wine is gone, go, bring me a jar of cooking wine!"

When Chef Lu heard the cooking wine, his heart tightened, and he knew that he was going to do the right thing, and regardless of the other party's attitude, he turned around and went to get the cooking wine.

The cooking wine was stored in the warehouse wine cellar, and Chef Lu entered the warehouse wine cellar openly.

Smelling the aroma of wine in the warehouse, Chef Lu couldn't help but show a look of intoxication.

He was also a good drinker, and when he saw so much wine there, he wanted to have a little of it.

But in the end, he held back, this is all General Dong's collection, and if anyone dares to move, he doesn't know how he died.

Finding a gourd from his arms, Chef Lu looked left and right, and saw that there was no one around, so he was relieved and secretly put the gourd in a corner of the wine cellar.

This was the most important thing that the blind master told him to do.

The other party said that everything else can be wrong, but this matter must not be overlooked.

Although he didn't know how important this matter was, Chef Lu was also relieved to see that it could be done so easily.

Then he took out a small shot glass from his sleeve and placed it in the cellar as well.

This is a less important thing, and it was easily done.

After completing these two things, Chef Lu casually picked up a jar of cooking wine and continued to help.

After Chef Lu left, in the invisible perspective of ordinary people, a hunched spirit flew out of the small wine glass, which was Tang Yongmingjing.

After Tang Yongming appeared, he looked at the wine cellar full of wine and began to act......

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General Dong is a fat man with a beard on his face, with vicious facial features and eyes like a beast, which looks terrifying.

General Dong Da must do every day is to patrol the camp, and today he has been patrolling the camp for a long time and has returned from outside.

The guards on both sides opened the way, and General Dong sat on the Troika, covered with a tiger skin blanket, and two beautiful women stood next to him, feeding General Dong's favorite venison meatballs from time to time.

General Dong's hands were not honest, and he touched the maid's body twice from time to time, which made the two maids laugh.

The people along the street knew that it was General Dong who had returned, so they all went out, knelt on both sides of the road to greet him, and shouted "Long live the general." ”

If it weren't for the blades in the hands of the surrounding soldiers that would cut the necks of the people at any time, I am afraid that it would really make people mistakenly think that General Dong was very popular.

However, General Dong himself was very satisfied with the "cheers" of the people, and thought that his personality charm was so powerful.

As the procession was marching, General Dong's nose suddenly moved, and he smelled a fragrance.

With his years of experience in gastronomy, he knew it was definitely a dish just by the smell.

General Dong's gaze looked in the direction of the street on the right:

"Who's cooking over there?"

Faced with General Dong's sudden question, the eunuchs beside him froze.

His nose is not so smart, in the winter, so far away, he can't smell it at all.

But this eunuch was also smart, followed the direction of General Dong's gaze, confirmed the general direction of the target, and directly asked a team of people to check over there.

After a while, I saw several people carrying a piece of fragrant mud to report to General Dong:

"General, it's a blind beggar who is calling a flower chicken, and when he sees me and waits, he runs away."

As he spoke, he presented a rooster called a flower chicken wrapped in dirt.

General Dong has never eaten any delicacies, and it is a little strange to see that this is called flower chicken.

Naturally, he had eaten a chicken called Huaji, but the taste was not as good as he imagined, which was disappointing.

But the fragrance of the flower chicken in front of me is too tempting.

The eunuch beside him also smelled this fragrance at this time, and the corners of his mouth drooled, and he subconsciously felt that this was a delicacy.

"General, this is called the unknown origin of the flower chicken, I think it is still ......"

The eunuch was still very sensible and persuaded General Dong not to eat.

General Dong touched his beard and said "old rules".

The eunuch had no choice but to peel off the mud seal, test the poison with a silver needle first, and when he saw that there was no problem, he tasted it.

As a result, the eunuch's eyes lit up, and then he took another bite.

After eating three bites in a row, he wanted to eat again, but after hearing General Dong's light cough, the eunuch reacted and laughed again and again.

After the eunuch finished eating, the accompanying doctor in the carriage stepped forward to check the eunuch's pulse and tongue.

After seeing that the eunuch did not show any signs of poisoning, he nodded to General Dong.

When General Dong saw this, he ordered someone to call the flower chicken to be presented.

As a super picky foodie, General Dong eats and rarely finishes eating.

Most of the time, it's just a few bites before eating something else.

But this time it was different, General Dong actually finished eating the whole flower chicken, and even licked his fingers unsatisfied.

When the surrounding guards saw this, they all bowed their heads and didn't dare to look.

General Dong said unsatisfactorily:

"Find that blind beggar, and you will be rewarded."

After saying that, he asked people to continue driving home.

The surrounding guards immediately went down to find someone.

Originally, they thought that no one should be able to escape their eyes in this Lumen Pass, but it turned out that they did not find anyone.

The blind beggar seemed to have vanished into thin air......

As soon as General Dong returned to the palace, some of his subordinates sent a secret report to the imperial court, saying that the imperial court was now criticizing General Dong a lot.

In this regard, General Dong scoffed and just asked:

"How's the matter going over there?"

"General Lu has not yet found the murderer who burned the General's Mansion, and according to the news sent back by General Lu, the murderer may have extraordinary means."

The eunuch beside him replied cautiously.

"It's an extraordinary means......

Haven't we already enshrined the 'Five Evil Generals'?

How can there be so many extraordinary means to influence such a big thing as us? ”

General Dong frowned, he hated those situations that were out of his control, which made him very insecure.

"General, the minions feel that eggs can't be put in the same basket......"

General Dong was deeply impressed by the eunuch's words, but he was still a little hesitant:

"The 'Five Evil Generals' used to be human, and cooperating with them is always guaranteed, but that thing is really uncontrollable."

The eunuch said: "General, isn't that thing still able to be counterbalanced by the 'Five Evil Generals'?"

Besides, even if it is a last resort, don't we still have General Lu to rely on?

What are you worried about? ”

Hearing the eunuch say this, General Dong couldn't help but move.

If this can also form an alliance with that thing, then it will be one step closer to one's own ambition.

Once you have fulfilled your long-cherished wish for many years, you will no longer have to fear the influence of any extraordinary power in the world, and then ......

Thinking of this, General Dong had already made a decision and said to the eunuch:

"Okay, send someone to contact that thing again, if it can be used by me, it would be great!"

As he spoke, today's dinner had arrived.

On weekdays, General Dong would definitely have to feast.

But today, since eating the flower chicken, and looking at these delicacies in front of him, General Dong only felt tasteless.

"Hasn't the blind beggar been found?"

General Dong asked a little upset.

The eunuch's face was not very good-looking, and he barely squeezed out a smile:

"Not yet, it's freezing this day, maybe it's freezing to death......"

"A bunch of garbage, this can't be done!"

General Dong slapped the table, very dissatisfied.

"Tell the kitchen that they all call Lone a flower chicken, and if you can't make a flower chicken that makes Lone satisfied, Lone will make them all called flower chicken!"

"Yes, the minion will do it!"

The eunuch looked frightened, bowed down, and went to the back kitchen.

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