158, rough men and ugly women fight; Tear Ling captures the boar essence
Pig hairy feet, 217 years old this year, have practiced for more than 200 years, and today they are finally about to complete their transformation.
As a wild boar spirit that often goes down the mountain to plague the crops of the people under the mountain, and occasionally arches to death, it imitates the names of the people under the mountain and gives itself the name of "pig hairy feet".
It thinks that this name is handsome and temperamental, and it is also very distinctive, so that people can remember it as soon as they hear it, and they are very fascinated by their talent.
For such an important thing as the transfiguration, it got a dozen portraits of human beings who thought they were handsome and handsome in advance, and intercepted the merits of these portraits, intending to transform into the most handsome man in the world.
The transformation of the monster is very important, although the monster will more or less disguise its own appearance with the art of transfiguration, but the first image after the transformation is definitely unchanged, which is called the transformation of the original appearance.
According to the world's most handsome portrait of the pig hair feet, I feel that the transformation is about to be completed, and I am very proud.
This transformation went very smoothly, and there were no surprises.
Generally speaking, the more handsome and handsome the appearance, the more likely it is to encounter accidents when transforming.
Now it seems that the legend of jealousy of talents is false, and it is the truth that a talent like himself is smooth sailing.
The proud pig's hairy feet completed the transformation and transformed into the image of the world's most handsome beautiful man.
Looking proudly at the human body that he was fascinated by, Pig Maojiao planned to eat three hundred catties of grain to celebrate.
Suddenly, he sensed that there was a demonic aura outside the cave, and it was obvious that he deliberately displayed the demonic aura.
The face of the pig's hairy feet suddenly sank, among the monsters, they have always regarded deliberately showing their demonic spirit as a provocation, and now there are demons who provoke themselves outside their caves!
The pig hairy feet, who had just turned into a human form and had greatly increased their cultivation, were full of confidence, picked up a homemade super weapon, raked it with iron nails, and left the cave.
As soon as I got out of the cave, I saw an ugly girl monster appear outside, and the ugly girl saw the pig's hairy feet, and subconsciously said:
"What an ugly youkai."
Pig's hairy feet were suddenly furious:
"You ugly girl, you don't know the rules, it's just a matter of coming to my cave to provoke, you dare to say that your grandfather pig is ugly!"
The "ugly girl" on the other side is the tear Ling in human form.
In her opinion, the monster on the other side is really ugly.
Dysentery, wide ears, thick eyebrows and big eyes, collapsed nose, chapped mouth, cracked skin, thick and fat limbs, and black and swarthy mane on the chest and armpits.
He has a huge belly, a pair of looped legs under his feet, the soles of his feet are small, and he wears a broken leather shoe with a leaky toe.
He was also wearing a short cloth shirt with an iron nail rake.
This monster gives people the feeling that it is really ugly, poor and ruffian.
The pig hairy foot on the opposite side also disdains an ugly girl like Tear Ling.
It's as thin as a pea seedling, it's going to fall when the wind blows, it's estimated that you can't even eat three catties of grain in a meal, and the thin skin and tender meat, just scratch it, it's estimated that you will break the skin, it's just weak, the shame of the monster world!
Besides, Tear Ling was also annoyed when she heard that this ugly wild boar spirit dared to say that she was ugly.
For so long, she could accept others calling her bad, but not others calling her ugly.
"You dead fat pig, you don't know that you look in the mirror, and you dare to say that others are ugly.
If I were you, I would have found a piece of tofu and pretended to be dead, how could I still have the face to live in this world! ”
Tear Ling did not hesitate to hit the appearance of the pig's hairy feet.
"Shit, you ugly girl, what do you mean to be handsome and dashing and suave?
Just like your pig grandfather, I don't know how many women you can charm, you don't know the goods, it's just that, you dare to say that your pig grandfather is ugly, look at the fight! ”
After the transformation of the pig's hairy feet is completed, he is full of confidence and takes the initiative to attack.
I thought that the ugly girl on the other side was so small, and she was not as high as her waist, and she would not be killed if she raked this nail.
Who knows, the ugly girl on the other side didn't dodge or dodge, and actually dared to reach out and grab her nail rake.
Pig hairy feet had a kind of anger that was underestimated, shouted, riveted all his strength, and built it.
The nail rake was built, but Tear Ling firmly grasped a nail tooth with one hand, and even if the pig hairy foot used enough strength, it couldn't be built again.
Pig Maojiao was shocked, but she didn't expect this ugly girl to be so powerful, so she hurriedly withdrew the nail rake and retreated again and again.
"What, that's all you can do?"
Tear Ling crossed her hands on her hips and asked very smugly.
"Who, who said that? Grandpa Pig's ability is great, you have the ability to stand still, let Grandpa Pig build you a rake again! ”
Zhu Maojiao said, regardless of whether Tear Ling agreed or not, he spat on the palm, and then puffed up the demonic spirit of his whole body, and built it according to Tear Ling's head.
Tear Ling still didn't dodge, and grabbed the nail rake.
Seeing this, Pig Hair Foot was shocked and wanted to retract the nail rake.
It's just that this time Tear Ling grabbed it very tightly, and no matter how hard the pig's hairy feet worked, she couldn't break free.
The pig hairy foot who knew that he was invincible let go directly, and he didn't care about his baby nailing and raking, so he turned around and hid in the cave, and closed the holes tightly.
Tear Ling threw the nail rake aside, walked directly to the cave, and shouted inside:
"Fat pig, do you come out and surrender by yourself, or do you want your aunt and grandmother to go in and pull you out?"
"you, Grandpa Pig's door is unbreakable, there is food in it, it is enough for three months, easy to defend and difficult to attack, don't you want to come in!"
As the head snake here, there are still a lot of preparations.
"Really? Then my aunt should give it a try. ”
Tear Ling took a step back, rushed forward again, and hit the gate of the cave in a circle.
The impregnable gate, under the punch of Tear Ling, directly cracked a crack.
The pig's hairy feet, who were hiding behind the door, were shocked and hurriedly ran inside.
As soon as he ran away, the door was shattered by another punch from Tear Ling.
Seeing Tear Ling come in, Zhu Mao's feet climbed to a commanding height in the cave, and with his own brute strength, he lifted a big stone, threw it out, and smashed it at Tear Ling.
With her palm as a knife, Tear Ling split the boulder in half, and with an explosive bounce, it rushed straight to the high platform and landed on the opposite side of the pig's hairy feet.
Seeing this, Pig Feather's face was panicked, and Pig Feather's Foot, who knew that there was no way out, decided to use a trick!
With a "poof", the pig's hairy feet knelt down.
"Grandma, grandma, old pig, I admit defeat, admit defeat."
Seeing that the wild boar spirit surrendered so decisively, Tear Ling was worried about fraud, so she directly took out a high-quality talisman given to her by the True Rune Concept, pasted it on the pig's hairy feet, and restrained it, so that she could rest assured.
"Auntie, how can you use the Taoist talisman?"
The boar spirit's eyes widened, and his face was incredulous.
Ordinary monsters, let alone using talismans, are in contact with talismans, and if they are not injured by talismans, they are good.
How come this person who is obviously cultivating is a body of demonic power, and he can actually use a talisman!
How did he know that these talismans were specially processed by a group of disciples of the True Fuguan in order to please Tear Ling, and they would not reject Tear Ling's demonic energy, and they could be used by Tear Ling.
took down the pig's hairy feet, and Tear Ling was not polite, grabbed the pig's hairy feet with one hand, and pulled them out.
"Oh, auntie, the old pig's ears, it hurts~~
Grandma, where are you taking the old pig? ”
Pig's hairy feet felt like their ears were going to be broken.
Tear Ling didn't answer him, just dragged him out of the cave and all the way to a more spacious place in the mountains.
Pighairy Feet found that there were two other people over there, who looked like mortals.
But how can someone who can be calm and leisurely in such a place can be a mortal?
The most frightening thing for the pig's hairy feet is that the two people, one big and one small, are setting up a pot to burn oil, chopping wood and adding water, and the only thing missing in the pot is the ingredients.
The blind man in tattered clothes did not know whether he was really blind or not, but he "looked" at it, and said with a grin:
"Tear Ling, you are too slow, it took so long to catch a pig.
Quick, cut off a pig's ear first, and make a good appetizer, and a good wine must be accompanied by a good dish. ”
Seeing the enthusiasm on the blind man's face, Pig Maojiao was shocked, and hurriedly spoke:
"Slow down, slow down, masters, what are you doing?
Have I ever provoked you, old pig? ”
"Provoking? No, you didn't provoke us.
It's not your fault, it's our fault that we don't have the quality, and it's us who are looking for trouble with you. ”
The blind man apologized insincerely, and he was already peeling garlic in his hand.
The eyelids of the pig's hairy feet jumped wildly:
"Uncle, I was wrong, my fault, it's all my fault!"
"You're right, it's all because we don't have quality, and it has nothing to do with you.
Don't worry, our family's tearful pig killing method is quite old-fashioned, there will be no pain, you can rest assured to go. ”
Yeming peeled garlic and "comforted" the pig's hairy feet.
In recent years, there are not many people who still give psychological counseling to food.
Yeming admired his benevolence and kindness a little.
"Master, don't eat me, I haven't taken a shower for three years."
"It's okay, I just like to eat the meat."
"I've got a lot of bugs on me."
"Bugs can also stir-fry a dish."
"I ...... My flesh is poisonous. ”
"I just like to eat challenging food."
Seeing Yeming's attitude of eating himself, he was sweating profusely.
"Master, there are still a lot of treasures and grains collected over the years in my cave mansion, all of them are given to you, please let me go!"
"Foolish, after eating you, these are all mine."
Now the pig's hairy feet are really panicked.
Especially since the kid has already made a brush, what the brush is for, needless to say.
Tear Ling also pressed him to the ground, her fingernails sticking out and aiming at the neck of Pig Hair's Feet.
This time, Pig Maojiao really felt the threat of death.
At the last moment, Pig Mao's feet shouted:
"Stop, I have important news to reveal."
"Oh, what's the news?"
Ye Ming looked interested and looked at the pig's hairy feet.
"I know a cave mansion left by the fall of a great demon, and there is a great demon inheritance in it!"
"Really?"
Ye Ming glanced at Tear Ling with a smile.
Tear Ling rolled her eyes unconsciously, she used this trick to save her life in the first place.
I didn't expect this wild boar spirit to know a similar secret place.
"Master, I naturally don't dare to lie.
It's not a secret, I've been staring at it for a long time, but the big demon has landed, and my cultivation can't get in at all.
I wanted to try my luck after the transformation, but I didn't expect ......"
"Which big demon has landed?"
"I don't know who it is, but I can roughly tell that it was the fall of a tiger demon."
"Where?"
"Master, if I say it......"
"Forget it, you don't need to say it, ears of wheat, make a fire, and prepare to kill pigs and pluck their feathers."
"It's in Hudang Mountain!"
Hudang Mountain, more than 300 miles away from here, belongs to the inaccessible deep mountains and old forests, there is dense fog all the year round, and the miasma is thick.
If there is a tiger demon falling in such a place to hide, it is entirely possible.
After saying the location, the pig hairy foot closed his eyes directly, whether it was life or death, it depended on this.
"Oh, Tear Ling, look at you, you have such a heavy hand. What did this wild boar Taoist friend with fine skin and tender meat look like, it really shouldn't be, you have to reflect on it, you know? ”
While "reprimanding" Tear Ling, Yeming uncovered the talisman that suppressed the pig's hairy feet, and enthusiastically pulled him up.
"It's okay, I'll see, is there any injury?
If you get hurt, tell me and I won't be in charge of you! ”
Luminous patted his chest in a big way.
Won't call the shots for me...... Then I'll talk about a fart!
Pig hairy feet want to complain, but the situation is not as good as people, don't look at Yeming's fast change of face, and now he has a good attitude towards himself.
But Pighairy Feet has no doubt that this guy will change his face again in the next moment.
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