Chapter 611: I'm a Straight Man, I Want to Bend!
"It's called...... Have you lost something?" Jia Daode looked at Fang Cun in surprise and said, "Why don't you just take my life!"
When Jia Daode learned that this was the case, he was immediately relieved, fortunately, there was no pursuit from the enemy, but this reassurance did not last long, and the contradiction in front of him could already put Jia Daode to death.
Some people say that life itself is a collection of troubles, people will be spared by troubles all the time, the big troubles are the most troublesome things, the small troubles are secondary, after the big troubles disappear, the small troubles will replace them, or will annoy people's thoughts.
Therefore, in the face of this contradiction, some people have left home, and some people have gone into hiding. Jia Daode sometimes really wants to become a monk, but he still can't let go of the troubles in the world, besides, he can't be a monk, he is obviously a Taoist!
"My heart, the ...... who pulls out the cold"
"What do you say I want me to say about you, such a big young man, and so ignorant......"
"Like Master, I would never do things so badly......"
......
"Master, I'll pay for it......" Fang Cun interrupted Jia Daodao's words and said.
Jia Daodao's eyes lit up, and then he patted Fang Cun's shoulders with both hands and said, "It's still a man, what about them?"
Fang Cunxin said, sure enough, Jia Daode is as stingy as Yi Zhangyi and others said, and he may have a fight with the character Grande in the novel, and he is even more likely to win.
Jia Daode no longer mentioned the smashing of the flower shop, but asked about Yi Zhangyi's condition, and Fang Cun had no choice but to say, "They are all waiting for you in the backyard, and besides, they still look at me and laugh at ......."
"You deserve it, you've seen Xiao Yi, you should know his temperament, like this kind of thing, he won't let go of the opportunity to laugh at you. ”
Jia Daode shook his head and said.
Fang Cun breathed a sigh of relief, and said in his heart, it doesn't matter, anyway, things are already like this, jokes are jokes, I believe this is the first time and the last time.
The two then walked into the backyard, and on the stone platform in the middle of the backyard, they saw Yi Zhangyi and others.
There is a stone table on the stone platform, boxy, there is a stone bench on each side, after Yi Zhangyi carried Sun Yang to the house, himself, Dong Ting, Xu Laifu, and Lin Ziye each occupied a stone bench and sat down.
"Xiao Yi, why did you have time to come to me recently!" Jia Daode first greeted Yi Zhangyi and said.
Yi Zhangyi replied: "Recently, something has happened that you can't even imagine, I came here to recover the memories I lost before, but fortunately, I found it, I think, after meeting everyone, I should also leave, there are still things I have done for me." ”
"Are you talking about human words, why can't you beat it with such eight poles!" Jia Daode touched his head and said.
"Laifu, tell him, after all, you cured me, the key is for you to tell him!" Yi Zhangyi said to Xu Laifu.
After Xu Laifu nodded, he turned to Jia Daode and told him what happened.
"Fortunately, my flower shop is still quite far away from the coffee shop of the two of you, otherwise it would definitely suffer!" After listening to Xu Laifu's story, Jia Daode first explained that his flower shop was spared the impact of the coffee shop explosion.
However, Jia Daode did not believe that Yi Zhangyi's coffee shop was destroyed by a gas explosion, and after the explosion at that time, he also went to the scene to investigate, and did not see any clues, although his compass needle also shook a few times from time to time, but Jia Daode did not gain at all.
At this time, he met Yi Zhangyi, and Jia Daode had to ask Yi Zhangyi about this matter.
"Xiao Yi, are you honest, did your coffee shop be destroyed by a gas explosion?" asked Jia Daodao.
Yi Zhangyi hesitated for a moment, and wanted to panic and prevaricate the matter of the demon sword and demon war, but he heard Jia Daode continue: "I want to hear the truth, if it's a lie, there is no need to say it!"
Yi Zhangyi sighed, and then said: "Because of my death, the coffee shop will explode, I can only say this, other things, maybe you will know in the future!"
Yi Zhangyi told the truth, but he said half of it and left half of it.
Lin Ziye is a monster thing, and only three people here know about it.
Yi Zhangyi, Jia Daodao, Fang Cun, and Yi Zhangyi didn't want Xu Laifu and Dong Ting to know about it, it was also for their good.
Yi Zhangyi felt that it would be better if things developed in a natural way, when they would know Lin Ziye's identity, this was all arranged by God, since he had a way to prevent this kind of thing from happening, Yi Zhangyi would definitely stop it, because the fewer people who knew Lin Ziye's identity, the safer it would be for Lin Ziye, of course, Yi Zhangyi didn't believe Dong Ting and Xu Laifu, it was because he believed in them that he would do so.
Jia Daode nodded understandingly, then changed the topic and said, "Okay, before leaving, let's have a meal, just here......"
Jia Daode said, turned his head to Fang Cun and said: "Xiao Cun, go and prepare some wine and food, just when you have compensated for the loss, we will not get drunk here today and will not return!"
Jia Daodao's expression was very serious, even Yi Zhangyi didn't believe that Jia Daode would suddenly be so generous, and he was overwhelmed by his expression.
"Okay, I'll be right back!" Fang Cun nodded, and then walked away.
After Fang Cun left here, he began to wonder again.
Is Master really so stingy?
In fact, stinginess has always been a compliment for Jia Daodao, maybe everyone doesn't know Jia Daodao's original intention, but Yi Zhangyi knows that the reason why he is such a chicken thief is because he is a person with dreams, and he can sacrifice his dignity and others' evaluation of himself without limit in order to achieve his goals.
Fang Cun thinks this decision made by Jia Daode is still good.
Although it is Jia Daodao's treat, it is no different from his own treat, and he does not have to compensate the loss of the flower shop again, which has the effect of killing two birds with one stone.
Before leaving, Jia Daode quietly told Fang Cun to go to a designated restaurant, saying that the food there was more delicious, and Fang Cun agreed.
In half an hour, Fang Cun returned, carrying large and small lunch boxes in his hands, and the lunch boxes were naturally the wine and food that Fang Cun bought.
Fang Cun finished ordering food at the hotel and was about to pay the bill, only then did he feel that he was put on the table by Master Jia Daodao.
What's more, this master is really good at picking places, I thought that the restaurant recommended by Jia Daode would be cheaper, but when I paid the bill, Fang Cun's chin was pulled on the table.
", why is it so expensive, only a few dishes, it costs more than a thousand yuan!"
Fang Cun snarled at the waiter.
Obviously a waiter in a big hotel, the quality is good, even if he encounters unreasonable difficulties, he still explains slowly: "These meals are all cheap, not I privately stipulated, besides, I don't have so much power, if I had, I would not be here as a waiter a long time ago, I can do other work, it must be more oily than this industry......"
"Okay, okay, can't I pay the bill!"
Fang Cun was also dizzy, he actually met a guy who could 'chat' so much, if it weren't for a bad mouth, Fang Cun would definitely reason with this guy that the price of the meal would not drop!
On the way back, Fang Cun kept crying and mourning, obviously the things he destroyed were not worth the price, but even if he was put on the spot by the master, he still couldn't speak, so he could only silently accept this reality.
Fang Cun bought more than a dozen dishes and a few snacks, originally such a few people couldn't finish these dishes, but Fang Cun still had something in his heart that he wanted to tell everyone at this meal, so it was worth it to spend so much money to invite a guest.
"Wow wow......" Jia Daodao's eyes straightened when he saw these meals.
Although it is said that these meals were bought in a restaurant recommended by Jia Daodao, saying that they were delicious, in fact, Jia Daode had never been to that restaurant at all, but he heard that the reputation there was good, and he had always wanted to eat it once.
What, compensate yourself for the loss of your florist?
How much is a few flowers, and the biggest loss is even the coffee table, you know, the coffee table is a big sale when you jump off a building and cut the vein, and the second-hand coffee table that Jia Daode bought is not worth a few dollars at all, Jia Daode said in his heart, today is a profit.
In order to avoid letting others see that he is a foodie who has never eaten good things, Jia Daode pretended to be calm and said to everyone: "These dishes are still exquisite, and the taste is okay, everyone can eat as much as they want!"
"Yes, yes, let's eat as much as we can, we can get to know each other while eating, hehe......" Fang Cun said.
When Fang Cun spoke, his eyes looked directly at Yi Zhangyi.
Yi Zhangyi naturally found Fang Cun's gaze, but when he glanced at it, Fang Cun's gaze dodged.
Yi Zhangyi couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and said in his heart, this guy is not ...... Fall in love with yourself!
Don't make trouble, I'm a straight man, the kind that can't be straighter, and I don't accept extraordinary friendship between people of the same sex.
Yi Zhangyi pretended not to find anything, and his eyes looked in the direction of Lin Ziye, which instantly soothed his mood.
Lin Ziye is still so cute, hehe......
stared at Lin Ziye for a long time......
No, I can still feel the burning gaze, what should I do!
Yi Zhangyi clenched his fists, and when he was about to say something to the other party, Jia Daode said loudly at this time: "It's time to eat!"
Yi Zhangyi let go of his hand, and then helped serve the dishes and chopsticks, and was very happy. The heart said, after eating, I will calculate this disgusting account for you.
This meal is still okay, except for Yi Zhangyi, who didn't eat the taste of the dish in his mouth, everyone else was happy, no, there was a person who didn't eat and kept staring at Yi Zhangyi.
That's the square inch.
Fang Cun had to eat liquid food within a week because of his big move, he drank the soy milk he bought, and looked at Yi Zhangyi, so uncomfortable, but Yi Zhangyi kept eating with his head bored, pretending not to see anything, not to hear anything.
Lin Ziye also discovered Yi Zhangyi's strange situation, and his brows furrowed from time to time.
However, in the face of the meal, Lin Ziye still put aside his doubts for the time being, and began to clip wildly on the dining table with chopsticks.
After the meal, Yi Zhangyi put the chopsticks flat on the bowl, raised his head to look at Fang Cun, and then said: "Fang Cun, do you have something to say to me, when eating, what do you mean by not looking at others all the time?"
"It's worthy of Brother Xiao Yi, you can even find this......" Fang Cun also put down the soy milk cup, looked at Yi Zhangyi seriously and said, "That's right, I have something to say!"
"I can guess what you're going to say to me, but I hope you still strangle your thoughts in the cradle, I won't agree, don't ask me why, I'm not suitable!" Yi Zhangyi said directly.
Fang Cun looked at Yi Zhangyi with a confused expression, and said in his heart, this Yi Zhangyi is too godly, he can even guess his own thoughts, but why don't he agree to his request to apprentice?
What does 'inappropriate' mean, is it implying something to yourself?
No, Yi Zhangyi shouldn't be that kind of person, besides, according to Master Jia Daodao, Yi Zhangyi is a person who is not short of money, is he implying that he will give him a gift, and then he will agree to his request?
"Can you think about it again, Brother Xiaoyi, I've been adoring you since the last time I saw you, so I hope you can think about it, if there are any conditions, I will definitely agree!" Fang Cun said.
, Yi Zhangyi is not happy.
Can a straight man change because of conditions?
"Don't make a fuss, if you say this again, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people. ”
Yi Zhangyi's face became gloomy and said.
"This ......"
"Huh?!"
Yi Zhangyi glared at Fang Cun, and Fang Cun swallowed back the words in his throat.
"I thought you were an open-minded person, but I didn't expect it to be this kind of person, even if I was blind, I won't say anything, so as not to make your old man angry!"
Fang Cun glanced at Yi Zhangyi and said.
"Hey, I didn't want to turn the other cheek with you, but ...... It's not a question of open-mindedness or not, I'm a very strong straight man, don't try to mess with me!"
Yi Zhangyi pointed to Fang Cun and said.
Since Fang Cun can say such inhumane words, how can he not fight back?
"You two stop for a moment. Xu Laifu made a pause and said to the two.
The two glanced at Xu Laifu and asked, "What's the matter?"
"I feel like it's not the same thing that you two should be saying......," Xu Laifu said bluntly.
"How could it be that he didn't say one thing, his eyes told me that it was just that!" Yi Zhangyi said to Xu Laifu.
Fang Cun asked Yi Zhangyi rhetorically and said, "My eyes, what are you referring to?"
"It's disgusting to say this kind of thing, I can only say, I'm a straight man, don't force anything else. Yi Zhangyi said.
"Can't a straight man accept apprentices, this is the first time I've heard of ......it in my life," Fang Cun shook his head and said.
"Accept apprentices?" Yi Zhangyi asked, "What apprentice?"
"Didn't you already guess it, I want to worship you as a teacher, learn physical skills from you, or some other ability, but you didn't give me a chance to speak, I really don't understand, why can't a straight man be a teacher?"
Fang Cun said puzzled.
"It turned out to be an apprentice, if you didn't say it earlier, in this case, I would be the first to agree, after all, I don't want my craft to be lost here!" Yi Zhangyi said.
Yi Zhangyi felt that his heart was too dark for a moment, and he actually misinterpreted a look, so that it became such a big oolong, how could he not be a straight man, and he was too redundant.
If you think about it carefully, that kind of look is clearly pure worship, and nothing else, if you don't have a deep understanding of the world, how can you have such an understanding.
"What did you think was going on, Xiao Yi?" asked Xu Laifu with a snicker.
"You know so much and ask me!" Yi Zhangyi patted the back of Xu Laifu's head and said.
"Don't dare to think like this in the future, after all, we live in a fairly normal world, try not to watch more TV, it will mislead you, Xiao Yi!" Xu Laifu smiled and said.
"Got it!"
Yi Zhangyi said to him with a dark face.
"You mean, you're going to promise me?" asked Fang Cun in surprise.
"Of course, there is no suspense, how could I not agree, it's too late for me to be happy!" Yi Zhangyi said directly.
There is a little brother who pours tea and water for no reason, how can he be unhappy, if Fang Cun had proposed it earlier, he would have accepted him a long time ago.
Learn physical arts, sorcery, or sky dance?
Yi Zhangyi said in his heart, brother will teach, free teaching, and teaching will be included!
"Master is above, please accept the disciple's worship!" Fang Cun knelt down directly for Yi Zhangyi in front of everyone.
"Hey, what are you doing," Yi Zhangyi glanced at the expression on Jia Daodao's face and said, "Your master is still here, how can you worship me as a teacher, if you want to learn something, you can be my little brother!"
"How's that going to work!"
Fang Cun said stubbornly.
Fang Cun glanced at Jia Daode and said to Yi Zhangyi: "When I worshipped Master Jia as my teacher, I had already negotiated with Master Jia, and I would worship someone who was stronger than me as a teacher, not limited to one." ”
Turning his head, Fang Cun asked Jia Daodao, "Yes, Master!"
Although Jia Daodao's face was a little ugly, after all, it was something that had been said in advance, and if he turned his face at this time, it would definitely not work, so he said: "That's right, I will follow his opinion on whoever Xiao Fang worships as a teacher, as the saying goes, gathering the strengths of a hundred schools into one is a wise man, I think Xiao Fang's future cultivation will definitely surpass Xiao Yi's yours!"
"Hmph, being able to cultivate a powerful character is also my lifelong pursuit, besides, how can I make progress without a strong opponent!"
Yi Zhangyi replied.
"Get up, I agree, there are not so many ways to worship me as a teacher, since you kowtow to me, then, as a teacher, I will give you a meeting gift!"
Yi Zhangyi's eyes rolled and he took out two pieces of red stuff from the ring.
"Fire-tipped spear?" Lin Ziye shouted.
Yi Zhangyi nodded, handed the thing in his hand to Fang Cun, and said: "Although this thing doesn't seem to be usable now, I think I will find a way to fix it in the future, once this thing is repaired, it will definitely be of great benefit to your cultivation!"