326 looking for a short scholar hanged; Crazy boy with a broken mind

After the "King of Jin" Li Zhuyong became king, he almost included the entire Gyeongju under his command, except for Gangji Mansion.

At this time, Jiang Ji Mansion already had the support of Meng Tong, the chief soldier of Xinzhou, and it was not easy to take it again.

Li Zhuyong also knew that he couldn't be in a hurry, so he chose to rest and recuperate for the time being, in order to follow-up.

In the world, people in the market are talking about the strange woman who guards Jiangji Mansion.

All kinds of storytelling and operas have sprung up frequently, and in just a few days, more than a dozen versions of the drama "Women Guarding the Lonely City" have appeared......

However, none of these things have anything to do with Cheng Baiyu, because he is about to die.

By this time he had already kneaded a piece of hemp rope and hung it on a tree.

Taking a final look at this world where there was nothing to be nostalgic for him, Cheng Baiyu exhaled slowly, pulled the hemp rope with both hands, and was about to put his neck up.

Just as he was about to put it on, he suddenly heard a voice shouting:

"Slow, slow, your Excellency is going to hang?"

Cheng Baiyu looked at the person, but a young man with a cloak appeared here.

The young man was thinly dressed, and he looked a little pitiful in late autumn.

It's just that he's a person who is about to die, and he won't care about anything else, just say:

"I'm about to die, what are you going to do?"

"Coincidentally, coincidentally, I came here to seek death, and I want to borrow it when I see that you have a ready-made rope here.

Why don't you make it convenient for your Excellency, and let's die together? ”

The crazy boy said, with a sincere smile, as if he was really looking for death.

When Cheng Baiyu heard this, he shook his head again and again:

"No, there is such a thing as looking for death, just find a place by yourself, why bother with me."

"Oh, you guy, why are you so stingy, you are all a person who wants to die, and you still care about those."

The crazy boy said, urging with words,

"Hurry up, I'll use it again when you're hanged."

Cheng Baiyu saw that the other party looked serious, hesitated, thinking that he would die anyway, and he didn't have to worry about what happened after death.

Reach out and adjust the hemp rope, and put it on your neck.

It's just that out of the corner of his eye, he still sees the crazy boy staring at him.

This made Cheng Baiyu a little uncomfortable, and as soon as he let go of his hand, he looked at the other party and said:

"What are you looking at me all the time?"

The crazy boy laughed:

"Naturally, it depends on how you die, and I'll learn a little bit when I die."

Being said by the other party, Cheng Baiyu felt a little uncomfortable and asked:

"I see that you are young, but you are only sixteen or seventeen years old, why are you looking for death?"

"You're only in your twenties, why are you looking for death?"

The crazy boy asked rhetorically.

"My heart is dead, and now I only have to go away, so naturally I will die early and be liberated."

Cheng Baiyu talked about the reason for his death, his eyes were full of anger and remorse, and the corners of his eyes were a little moist unconsciously.

But the manly man, who didn't really cry out in the end, asked again:

"You haven't said why you're looking for death?"

The crazy boy laughed:

"It is autumn now, and when winter comes, I will freeze to death.

Rather than freezing to death in the future, it is better to die early now, and you can suffer less. ”

"You're here to die?"

"Or else? Can it be because of women? ”

When Cheng Baiyu heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched.

After thinking about it, he took off his coat and handed it to the other party:

"You use my coat, you can survive the winter and don't have to die."

The crazy boy got the coat, put it on with a smile on his face, thanked Cheng Baiyu vigorously, and urged him to hang himself quickly.

Cheng Baiyu did not thank the other party for the "kind" reminder, and walked to the hemp rope again, intending to hang himself.

Just as he was about to hang himself, he heard the other party cry again, saying that they wanted to die together.

Cheng Baiyu heard this, turned around and asked:

"Why do you want to die?"

But he saw the mad boy crying and said:

"If I have clothes and no trousers, I will inevitably freeze to death in the end, but I think I will die clean now, so that I will not suffer in the future."

These words made the corners of Cheng Baiyu's mouth twitch slightly, hesitated, took off his pants, and handed them to the other party, leaving only a pair of white shirts inside.

The crazy boy got his pants, happy like a child, dancing with his hands, and at the same time did not forget to continue to urge Cheng Baiyu to hang himself.

It was the first time for Cheng Baiyu to be so "cared for", and it felt quite strange.

After taking a deep breath, he still chose to walk up to the hemp rope and wanted to hang himself.

As a result, I heard the crazy young man's laughter again, and he was still shouting vigorously, "Scholar hang, hang scholar".

When Cheng Baiyu heard this, he realized that he was still wearing a scarf on his head.

Thinking about it, what this crazy young man said was right, the saint had never taught himself to hang himself to die.

Thinking of this, Cheng Baiyu decided-

Remove the scarf.

If you die with a white body like this, you won't insult the saint in the future.

It's just that he finally mustered up the courage to hang himself again, but he couldn't help but look at the crazy boy out of the corner of his eye.

I saw that this time the other party was not noisy or noisy, just playing with his scarf.

Originally, it was nothing, but the next moment, Cheng Baiyu couldn't stand it.

This guy actually wants to shine his shoes with his own square scarf.

Cheng Baiyu immediately stopped:

"This is a symbol of the fame of a scholar, how can you use it like that?"

The crazy boy glanced at him and said:

"I'm not a scholar, so I don't care if he is famous or not.

Besides, aren't you going to die? Anyway, after you die, I don't like to fiddle with it as much as I like. ”

"You ......"

Cheng Baiyu was speechless for a while, feeling a little toothache.

The person in front of him is really a helpless madman.

"Give me back the scarf."

"Pay you back? You're going to die, what are you going to do? ”

"I, I'm not dead, I'm not dead!"

Cheng Baiyu's face was a little hot, as if he had done something dishonest.

"Hey, you don't believe in your words, you say that you want to die, how can you say that you can't die so hastily?

No, no, you said you were going to die, you had to die to show me. ”

"I ...... I don't want to die today! ”

Cheng Baiyu said, took the square scarf back, didn't care about the clothes and pants, and walked down the mountain wearing underwear and underwear.

He had barely taken two steps when he saw the crazy boy in his clothes and pants following him down.

Going down the mountain and going the same way, there is nothing to say, Cheng Baiyu just walked like this when the other party did not exist.

It wasn't until after he came down the hill that wherever he went, the mad boy followed.

At this time, Cheng Baiyu couldn't help but turn around and ask:

"It's already down the mountain, what are you still doing with me?"

The crazy boy suddenly said with a serious face:

"Of course I'm waiting for you to die? Why else would I follow you?

By the way, do you plan to die tomorrow or the day after tomorrow? ”

"I ......"

Cheng Baiyu was speechless for a while, the matter of suicide depends on the mood.

Originally, the mood of happy suicide today was all ruined by this crazy boy, and he was in no mood to think about suicide anymore.

"It's okay, it's okay if you don't think about when you want to commit suicide, I'll always follow you, just tell me when you think about it and decide to commit suicide."

What does it mean to "think about it and decide to commit suicide"?

Cheng Baiyu was really speechless about this, and couldn't help but say:

"I said you don't have a problem......

Well, no need to ask, the other party does have a problem.

As a scholar and a disciple of a saint, Cheng Baiyu decided not to bother with a madman.

It's just that this crazy boy always follows him, which is really annoying.

Looking back at the boy, he didn't seem to be very strong.

Seeing this, Cheng Baiyu suddenly accelerated and ran directly, wanting to get rid of the other party.

After a wild run, he felt that he was too tired to breathe, and then he stopped, holding on to a tree next to him and gasping for breath.

"Oh, I'm so tired, I'm so tired, why are you running so fast?"

The mad boy appeared beside him at some point, learning his movements, holding on to the tree, and panting there.

Cheng Baiyu saw that the other party could actually keep up, and he was a little unbelieving, so he ran wildly again, wanting to get rid of the crazy boy.

After running for a while, I was tired and couldn't run, and before I looked back, I heard the young man's voice ringing in my ear.

"Run, keep running, it's fun, the wind is blowing in my ears, it's so interesting."

“......”

Cheng Baiyu no longer looked at him, and walked forward a little sulked.

The crazy boy was right next to him and kept talking nonsense without nutrition, which was annoying.

I had just walked for a while, and suddenly a cold wind blew.

Cheng Baiyu, whose body temperature dropped, only had underwear and underwear, and couldn't help but shiver.

Looking at the crazy boy wearing his own clothes and pants again, Cheng Baiyu suddenly regretted a little, he knew that he wouldn't give the other party clothes.

It's just that as a disciple of a saint, let him open his mouth to come back now, he can't pull his face, so he has to endure the cold and continue to walk.

finally got to the residence, and seeing that the crazy boy was still following him, Cheng Baiyu couldn't help but ask:

"I'm home, what are you doing with me?"

"Oh~~ So you're planning to die at home!"

The crazy boy looked suddenly enlightened, and continued,

"Then if you die, will the house be useless? Why don't you give it to me too? ”

As he spoke, he also waved his clothes.

Cheng Baiyu: ......

I didn't want to pay attention to this madman anymore, so I pushed open the door of the small courtyard and wanted to add a piece of clothing first.

Then the mad boy ran into the house and rummaged through his room.

"Eh, this dress is good, this one is good.

Well, all good! ”

The boy was very excited, as if these things were his own.

Cheng Baiyu stepped forward and wanted to say something.

Before he could speak, he heard the young man say:

"You have food, drink and clothing here, it's very good, when will you die, you die, will you give me all this?"

Hearing the other party's mouth open and closed, the word "death" was closed, Cheng Baiyu's face twitched slightly:

"Let go, let it all go, who said I'm going to die, I'm not going to die! Don't die in the future! ”

When the crazy boy heard this, he really put the thing down:

"Okay, if you don't die, then I won't be able to get anything."

As he spoke, he walked out in a somewhat depressed mood.

Seeing that he was leaving, Cheng Baiyu looked at the young man's back, although he couldn't bear it, he still didn't open his mouth to stay.

It's just that the boy hadn't reached the door yet, and suddenly turned around again, with a bright smile on his face again:

"I figured it out, I can wait, wait until you figure it out, when you want to die again, I'll take your things again."

Cheng Baiyu: ......

After the boy figured it out, he was very happy, ran into the house again, and looked around:

"This will be mine in the future, this will be mine in the future, and this, this, all of them are mine!"

Seeing the other party like this, Cheng Baiyu felt a little powerless.

Forget it, a madman, don't bother with him.

Just thinking about it, he suddenly saw the crazy young man holding a black wooden plate on the windowsill in his hand and playing with it, his eyes were full of curiosity, and he actually wanted to bite it with his teeth.

Seeing this, Cheng Baiyu's eyebrows jumped, and he hurriedly shouted:

"Shut up, you can't bite this, put it down, put it down, give it back to me!"

The boy seemed to be frightened by his words, and really stopped biting.

Cheng Baiyu hurriedly snatched the jet-black wooden plate and took it in his hand to inspect it.

Seeing that the wooden plate was in good condition, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, he hid the wooden plate directly in his arms, looking like he was afraid of losing it and damaging it.

Seeing this, the mad boy came to his side and asked suspiciously:

"What's the use of this plate? Won't give it to me! ”

Cheng Baiyu didn't want to pay attention to it, let alone explain anything.

But the crazy boy is a person who breaks the casserole and asks the end, and if he doesn't answer, the other party keeps pestering him.

Cheng Baiyu had no choice but to tell the original story.

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