332 servings of elixir can carry cattle; Spit out strange dwarfs and harm people
After staying away from that town, Cheng Baiyu felt more relaxed, but he was still a little afraid.
Seeing this, Ye Ming smiled and said:
"I'm so scared, it's better to practice more slingshots and improve my head."
Hearing Yeming say this, Cheng Baiyu agreed, holding a slingshot, practicing while walking.
A stone hit the grass, and suddenly heard a child's "oops", and then burst out of the grass, and said without words:
"No, I'm not lazy, I'm not sleeping!"
After shouting a few words, he found that he had beaten himself with a stone from someone he didn't know, and he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
"Scared me to death, it turned out to be not Daddy."
As he spoke, he crossed his waist with one hand and pointed at Cheng Baiyu with a bullwhip with the other.
"Who are you and why are you hitting me?"
accidentally hit someone, Cheng Baiyu was also a little embarrassed.
Just didn't wait for him to say anything, so he listened to Yeming ask the child:
"What are you doing here?"
"Of course I'm herding cattle!"
"What about your cow?"
"Isn't the cow there...... In, cow, ah, what about cows? ”
The child suddenly became panicked, looked around, and there was no sign of the cow.
Ye Ming laughed and said:
"Someone wants to eat fried pork with bamboo shoots!"
When the child heard this, his face was frightened, and he hurried around to look for the cow.
At this time, it is almost winter, and the cattle are only eaten with hay, and the children thought that in this season with a wide view, it should be easy to find the cows.
But when I looked around, there was no sign of the cow.
This made him so anxious that after a while, he burst into tears, crying and looking for it.
Cheng Baiyu was not interested in taking care of a child's affairs, so he had to urge Yeming to leave.
But Yeming seems to be a child, and follows the child to find a cow.
When Cheng Baiyu saw this, he had no choice but to help find it.
I looked around the neighborhood, but there was no trace of the cow.
The children were dying, and they sat on the ground and broke down and cried.
Ye Ming smiled and patted the child's shoulder, "kindly" comforted:
"If you can't find a cow, you'll be hung up and beaten!"
When the child heard this, he cried even louder.
Seeing this, Cheng Baiyu was a little speechless, this is really a comforting person.
After crying for a while, the child got up again and continued to search.
This time he looked for the side of the hill that he usually rarely visits, but at a glance, there was still no cow to be seen.
Just when the child was a little desperate, Cheng Baiyu suddenly pointed to a big pit in the distance:
"There's dirt moving around there."
When the child heard this, he hurriedly ran forward to check.
When I looked at it, I found that it was a big pit dug by the hunter, but it had been abandoned.
At this time, there were three cows, one large and one small, standing in the pit.
The cow is honest, with rough skin and thick meat, and when it falls into the pit, it does not fall, and it does not cry.
If you can't get out of the big pit, you can only stand in the pit and nibble on the hay on the side.
When the child saw the cow, he wept with joy and cursed several times.
It's just that the cow is in a big pit and can't get out on its own, so it needs help.
Cheng Baiyu is a scholar, and he is not able to pull the cow out of the pit, so he suggested that the child go back and call the adult.
When the child heard this, he shook his head again and again, not daring to call the adult, for fear of being beaten.
Seeing this, Cheng Baiyu didn't want to care anymore, so he wanted to leave with Yeming.
Ye Ming smiled and said:
"Just go down and carry the oxen."
Cheng Baiyu heard this, waved his hand and said:
"How do I have this strength, no, no."
saw Ye Ming take out a pill and flicker it in front of Cheng Baiyu's eyes.
"I have an elixir here, after taking it, it has the power of nine bulls and two tigers, do you want to give it a try?"
"Elixir?"
When Cheng Baiyu heard this, his heart moved.
This madman is not an ordinary person, and the things he takes out are certainly not ordinary.
Cheng Baiyu, who didn't hesitate, took it and took the "elixir".
When the pill entered his abdomen, Cheng Baiyu immediately felt a warm current flowing through his body, and in an instant, his whole body seemed to be full of strength.
Just when he wanted to experience it in detail, he might as well kick Ye Ming behind him and kick her directly into the pit, with three cows as companions.
"Brother Shanyuan, you ......"
"What are you, after taking the medicine, it's time to work."
was said by Yeming, Cheng Baiyu also felt that his current state was too good, so he thought about giving it a try.
Reaching out to hug the bull beside him, such a heavy cow was directly picked up by it.
When the child saw this, his eyes immediately widened, and he looked at it with some incredulity.
Cheng Baiyu picked up the bull, but he didn't feel heavy at all, but felt very relaxed, and with a hard foot, he jumped out of the pit directly.
After putting the cow down, Cheng Baiyu looked at his arms and felt very unreal.
just didn't wait for him to sigh anything, and was kicked into the pit by Ye Ming.
This time he didn't complain and brought out the other two cows.
When the child saw that the three cows had come out, he also laughed, and then stared at the cuffs of the night bright.
He had just seen this man take out the elixir from his sleeve.
"Immortal, your elixir, can you give me one?"
Seeing the child's eager look, Ye Ming smiled and said:
"Yes, but I need something to change."
"What do you want?"
"I want one of your ears."
"Ah!!h
When the child heard this, he hurriedly covered his ears and shook his head again and again.
Seeing this, Cheng Baiyu couldn't help laughing, he thought that the child would give up, but he didn't expect the child to hesitate for a while, and suddenly said:
"Immortal, can your elixir cure diseases? If you can, I'll give you ears. ”
Ye Ming smiled when he heard this:
"Then you have to see the patient first."
When the child heard this, his eyes lit up, and he said with a smile:
"Okay, let's go, you guys go home with me."
As he spoke, he packed up the woolen blanket he had slept on earlier, drove the ox in front, and looked back at Yeming from time to time, for fear that the gods would not be with him.
Yeming smiled and followed behind the child, crying and laughing, looking like a madman.
Seeing this, Cheng Baiyu didn't want to be nosy, but he still kept up.
All the way to a village, the child shouted from afar:
"Dad, I'm back, I'll bring the fairy back to help you heal!"
The villagers knew each other well, and when they heard the children's shouts, they all looked at them curiously.
Seeing Yeming and Cheng Baiyu, they all subconsciously regarded Cheng Baiyu, who looked normal, as a fairy.
Amid the child's cries, the father also appeared.
Cheng Baiyu looked over and found that there was something peculiar about him.
Around its neck, there were several planks fastened.
When the child's father saw them, he mainly looked at Cheng Baiyu, until the child pulled Yeming's sleeve and introduced the gods to his father, and he knew that Yeming was the main master.
The child's father's name is Xu Tiezhu, and he is a little honest.
I heard that after Cheng Baiyu took the elixir, he was able to resist the bull and was amazed.
Cheng Baiyu looked at his neck fixed with a wooden board with some curiosity.
Xu Tiezhu first invited the two of them to sit down at home and let his daughter-in-law make food, then looked at Yeming and asked:
"Xiaozhu said that you are an immortal and can cure diseases, right?"
Ye Ming smiled: "Then naturally, you have to take a look at the symptoms first." ”
When Xu Tiezhu heard this, he asked his son to help remove the wooden plank around his neck and hold his head with his hands.
It was seen that as the wooden board was removed, Xu Tiezhu's neck was completely soft, as if there was no bone support, and he could only hold his head with his hands.
Cheng Baiyu was very surprised when he saw this.
Xu Tiezhu smiled bitterly:
"My neck is as soft as dough, and if it is not fixed with a wooden plank, my head will not be supported."
As he spoke, he motioned to Cheng Baiyu to touch it.
Cheng Baiyu touched his neck with his hand and found that it was really very soft, and even the muscles and bones inside became soft.
"What's going on?"
Cheng Baiyu was surprised, he didn't expect that people's necks were soft, and they were still alive, which was really strange.
Xu Tiezhu sighed and explained the reason for the matter.
He and his brother were originally officers and served as horse scouts in the army.
Once, when the two went out to investigate, they suddenly saw an old dwarf man less than four feet tall appear next to a willow tree.
When the old man saw the two of them, he laughed and exhaled.
His brother's horse was struck by the aura, and the horse's neck immediately became so soft that his head fell to the ground and died.
His brother dismounted, drew his sword, and tried to kill the old dwarf man.
But he was also hit by the breath he exhaled, his neck became weak, and his head fell to his death.
Xu Tiezhu was shocked when he saw this, and fled on horseback, but he was still hit by his anger.
Fortunately, it seems that because of the distance, his situation is not so serious, and he successfully ran away with his hands on his head.
Since then, Xu Tiezhu, whose neck has become soft, has withdrawn from the army and returned home to farm, until now.
After listening to what Xu Tiezhu said, Cheng Baiyu couldn't help but look at Yeming and felt a little toothache.
Before he met this one, he had also seen the strange thing of a flower that was not scary.
Since I traveled with this person, it has only been two days, and I have encountered so many strange events, which is really ......
If he didn't want to get back Hualuo, he really wanted to be separated from Yeming now, and he didn't have to touch these gods and ghosts anymore.
After listening to what Xu Tiezhu said, Yeming smiled a little crazy:
"This symptom can be solved."
When Xu Tiezhu heard this, a look of anticipation flashed in his eyes:
"May I ask the immortals, how to solve it?"
Ye Ming smiled: "This monster is the essence of water and wood, just catch it, get its tears, smear the affected area, and it can be cured." ”
"Grab ......"
When Xu Tiezhu heard this, his face was embarrassed.
That monster is so powerful, how can he catch it?
Moreover, after all these years, I don't know where that monster is, where to find it?
However, Xu Tiezhu is not really stupid, seeing that Yeming seems to be smiling but not smiling, he hurriedly knelt down and pleaded:
"Ask the gods to help a group of villains, and the villains are willing to be cows and horses and serve the gods."
When Ye Ming heard this, he smiled:
"It's not necessary to be a cow or a horse, it's easy to find this monster, but you need to go with us to find it, I don't know if you want to?"
When Xu Tiezhu heard this, he nodded again and again.
With the gods by his side, he has nothing to fear.
"Okay, then we'll need to make a tracking gadget first."
Xu Tiezhu naturally agreed, in recent years, in addition to farming, he can also weave bamboo baskets, which can barely be regarded as ingenious.
The gadgets that Yeming asked him to make were not difficult things to do, just a bottomless basin that could wrap around his neck and leave some room for movement.
Once the basin is ready, wear it around your neck.
Because it's not completely fixed, the head will sway from side to side.
Yeming explained:
"The direction in which your head naturally falls must be the direction where the monster is, and in this way, you can find the monster's hiding place."
When Xu Tiezhu heard this, he suddenly realized, and thought about it carefully, back then, the heads of his brother and horses all fell in the direction of the strange dwarf old man, and now it seems that it is not a coincidence.
It's getting late today, so I'll rest at Xu Tiezhu's house and set off early tomorrow morning.
After dinner, Xu Xiaozhu walked to Yeming's side with some trepidation, and turned his head sideways to face him.
Seeing this, Yeming smiled playfully:
"What do you mean by that?"
"Okay, you have the ability to cure my father, just take one of my ears, you can take it!"
Xu Xiaozhu looked resolute, closed his eyes, straightened his body, and seemed to be waiting for Yeming to tear his ears off.
"Hahaha, isn't your father's illness still healed?
Put the ear in your place first, and when the disease is cured, I will take it away. ”
Seeing Yeming say this, Xu Xiaozhu nodded and said with a serious face:
"Good!"
After resting for the night, Cheng Baiyu reluctantly followed Yeming and Xu Tiezhu to find the monster.
Hey, I said I was looking for a crow, what is this!
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