530 compete for food and make new rules; Thinking and body double grasp the summer moon silver
There are many of them, and a little wine and food is naturally not enough to eat, and they will be exhausted after a while, which makes people feel unsatisfied.
Hu Luan said: "It's still early, it's not a matter of waiting here, I think everyone might as well go to the town to eat and drink and come back." ”
Everyone agreed with this proposal, regardless of Zhu Buwu and other immortals, they went straight to the town.
The weather is hot, and there are few people walking around the town, mostly in the shade.
When the group arrived in the town, they went to a restaurant and sat down.
They have lived here for many years and know the people in the town, but they don't know their true identities.
Xiao Ermi is an acquaintance and introduces a new dish to everyone, pufferfish.
As we all know, puffer fish is actually poisonous, but as long as it is handled well, it can actually be eaten.
Coincidentally, they have a new chef in the store, who is good at cooking puffer fish, which is very delicious.
When everyone heard this, they became interested and ordered puffer fish to eat.
The shopkeeper showed that there was no problem with the puffer fish, and took the initiative to communicate with everyone, saying that he wanted to eat together.
Seeing that this store has such sincerity, everyone will naturally not object, and invite the shopkeeper to sit down together.
Soon, a variety of dishes were served, and freshly cooked puffer fish was served.
While drinking and feasting, everyone talked about the interesting things that happened in the surrounding villages and towns, which was also lively.
Seeing that there were no other guests and that it was almost time to transport new dishes, a few young second-class people downstairs went out together to transport vegetables to the other end of the town......
During the banquet, a group of people were changing cups, eating and drinking happily, when they suddenly saw the shopkeeper's mouth foaming, falling to the ground, and convulsions.
Everyone was shocked when they saw this, and You Beijing shouted with fear on his face:
"Not good, puffer fish poisoning!"
Seeing the shopkeeper like this, it was undoubtedly puffer fish poisoning, Xia Zhihui hurriedly said:
"Dung, fill him with dung!"
It's a pity that the juniors and others are all out at this time, and no one responds.
Seeing this, several people had to personally take the shopkeeper to the backyard toilet.
Everyone is a decent cultivator, who is going to scoop the dung has become a problem, and after a few glances at each other, everyone's eyes are focused on Mei's ability.
Seeing that everyone looked at her like this, although Mei was reluctant, she had no choice but to pinch her nose with one hand and scoop the dung with the other.
Several people worked together to fill the manure for the shopkeeper.
After some vomiting, I found that the shopkeeper still showed no obvious signs of improvement.
This made several people's faces a little gloomy.
You Beijing said with a frightened face:
"It's not good, the poison of this puffer fish is so powerful, even if we have mana to protect ourselves, I'm afraid we won't be able to last too long!"
Chi Weikou also has a heart:
"How is this good, is it difficult to sit back and wait for the poison to be released?"
When Hu Luan heard this, he pointed to the toilet and said:
"For today's plan, only before the poison occurs, can we fill feces and induce vomiting!"
When everyone heard this, they all felt justified.
It's just that around the strong smell of feces, I almost want to gause, how can I drink it myself?
But this is not to be drunk.
The crowd simply poured excrement into each other.
You Beijing is the most afraid of death, and he is the only one who can drink dung as soup without being poured by others.
In short, a group of people drank a lot of feces and vomited one by one.
Hu Luanlai felt that his intestines were about to vomit out, which was better.
Everyone else is no better, especially You Beijing, who drank the most, vomited the most, and is still squatting on the ground and panting!
At this time, I saw the shopkeeper who had fallen to the ground awake slowly.
I felt a nauseous smell in my mouth, not to mention, and everyone else around me also looked like they couldn't vomit.
"Guys, what are you?"
Xia Zhihui saw that the shopkeeper was fine, and couldn't help but reproach:
"I also said that your puffer fish is fine, but I didn't say that I was poisoned, so I and others will suffer with you, it's really hateful!"
"Puffer fish poisoning?"
The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment,
"You may have misunderstood, my puffer fish is absolutely fine, it can't be poisonous."
"You're poisoned yourself, and you're still talking nonsense!"
"It's not nonsense, it's not poisoning, it's just that I have suffered from mild epilepsy since I was a child, and it was just a sudden onset just now, and I wasn't poisoned."
"What, it's not poisonous......"
When everyone heard this, they looked at each other and vomited again......
......
Today's luck doesn't seem to be very good, Zhu Buwu and the others waited until the sun was about to set, and they didn't see the monster appear again, so they were busy for half a day.
At this time, I saw Yeming coming back leisurely, and it was very pleasant.
"Alright, that's all for today! It's not always here, is it? ”
When a group of people heard this, they all got up and gathered together.
When Yeming saw it, he said with a puzzled face:
"Eh~~ Why don't you see Xia Sizheng and them?"
Zhu Buwu said bluntly:
"They're eating delicacies from the mountains and seas in the town now!"
"Oh, delicacies of the mountains and seas? It's not fun to go to work! ”
Yeming said, looking over at the path.
I happened to see Xia Zhihui and others come back one by one with ugly faces.
Seeing that Yeming actually came back before them, his and his entourage looked even more ugly.
Xia Zhihui looked a little embarrassed and said:
"Lord Shan, you're back so early!"
Seeing that he was about to come forward, Ye Ming waved his hand again and again and said:
"Don't, just stand and reply, what kind of delicacies and seas have you eaten here, the taste is so big, durian?"
When several people heard this, the corners of their mouths twitched.
Jiang Menmian cares about face the most, and when he said this, he nodded again and again:
"Yes, I'm going to eat durian."
When the others heard this, they all nodded their heads again and again.
Chi Weikou also pretended to have an aftertaste:
"That durian tastes really good!"
Ye Ming said with a smile: "Eating and drinking is human nature, but if you go out to eat and drink during work hours, it is not in accordance with the rules, and according to the regulations, merit points will be deducted." ”
When everyone heard this, they nodded their heads in agreement.
"Okay, let's go back to the Yasi first!"
Back to Zixusi, it didn't take long for dinner time.
Today's dinner is specially arranged by Lumine-
Durian with stinky tofu.
A group of guys who still have a taste in their mouths tasted the smell, and they didn't hold back for a while, and vomited again.
Seeing this, Yeming said with a straight face:
"What's the matter, everyone, but I heard that you like this taste, so I specially asked the kitchen to prepare it.
I haven't eaten it yet, just like this, are you looking down on my official and humiliating me? ”
When everyone heard this, they said they didn't dare to eat it, so they had to eat it.
Seeing them like this, Yeming smiled with satisfaction.
Finally, after the end of dinner, Yeming said:
Since we haven't been able to deal with even one evil thing recently, it must be caused by everyone's laziness and inaction.
In order to strengthen the people's ideological consciousness of subduing demons and eliminating ghosts, eliminating evil spirits, and maintaining regional harmony and stability, a special ideological construction study course is now added, and He Xini, the land of Luchu Town, will be invited to be the keynote speaker.
Everyone had to listen to this person's lecture and write their thoughts afterwards.
In addition, it is necessary to add a training course for the improvement of the combat quality of the immortals of the Zixu Division, and every day at noon, they must go out to practice.
In short, ideology and combat strength must be grasped with both hands, and both hands must be firm.
At this time, Zhu Buwu weakly raised his hand, indicating that he had a problem.
Ye Ming smiled and asked what questions he wanted.
Zhu Buwu said that the current system is too cumbersome, and everyone's monthly salary is also a little low......
When Ye Ming heard this, he immediately seriously criticized Zhu Buwu.
Zhu Buwu has a low ideological consciousness of the immortals, and he only knows how to ask for it, but he doesn't know how to give.
I don't even understand the most basic truth, the more you talk about income, the smaller the pattern, and the higher the level of dedication, which is really disappointing.
This is a manifestation of the extreme lack of spiritual quality improvement education, and it is necessary to reform this kind of unhealthy thinking.
It is imperative to train everyone's ideology and morality, and this must also be included in the merit point assessment project, otherwise everyone will not necessarily pay attention to it!
Regarding the latest regulations of the good and undestined adults, Mei expressed his absolute approval.
In public, he expressed his stance that he would unconditionally support any decision made by the good and unfortunate adults, and resolutely abide by every regulation formulated by the good and unfortunate adults, and conscientiously do so......
After that, Xia Zhihui, Hu Luanlai and others also expressed their positions one by one......
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In short, that night, the end of everyone's evening shift was postponed for half an hour, and they wanted to listen to the special ideological realm improvement lecture of He Xi Ni in the land of Luchu Town.
That's it, I can't rest after I go back, I have to write down my feelings after listening, and I have to hand it in early tomorrow morning.
If you can't hand it in, you will have to deduct merit points.
The next day, whether it was an ordinary immortal official or Xia Zhihui, they all arrived at Zixusi on time.
As a result, I found that there were a bunch of new rules, all of which were made by the good and undestined adults who had been thinking about it all night last night and for the sake of everyone's future progress.
Now, just an ordinary report needs to be stamped with the seal of five people to be effective.
In addition, moving tables and chairs also requires a report.
At first, Xia Zhihui and the others thought that they would not be able to adapt to the new rules, but they soon found out.
This new rule is so cool for those of them.
Especially no matter what others do, they have to find themselves to sign and seal, that feeling is really wonderful, there is a feeling of controlling other people's lives.
In less than a morning, Xia Zhihui and the others all adhered to the new rules of the good and unfortunate adults, and helped to strictly implement them.
After lunch, there is no longer the original lunch break, but instead there is a training to improve combat effectiveness.
A group of people practiced outside at noon, under the scorching sun.
Zhu Buwu, a young man, is okay, a group of old immortals feel miserable, it is no different from being tortured.
They weren't good seedlings of cultivation in the first place, otherwise they wouldn't have spent most of their lives and still suffer in such a small place.
Now, if you want them to move like young people and make great progress in their cultivation, it is tantamount to a fool's dream.
After a toss, everyone was complaining.
That's not all, after the noon practice, everyone was arranged to patrol around the town of Luchu to look for traces of the harmful monster.
This time, I didn't even have a chance to be lazy.
Without him, just because Gou Huitian, who was still wrapped in bandages, stared at them with a merit book.
On the contrary, Xia Zhihui and others all stayed in Zixu Division to spend their days leisurely, in the name of beauty, and took care of housekeeping.
After an afternoon, even Zhu Buwu felt sweaty all over his body.
finally mixed up enough time, and finally returned to Zixusi.
While wiping his sweat, Zhu Buwu inadvertently saw that among the many regulations, there was a subsidy provision, called Xia Yueyin.
This summer moon silver, as the name suggests, is issued to the immortals who are running around in the hot season.
Seeing this, a smile appeared on Zhu Buwu's face.
Immediately went to the tariff office to find Chi Weikou and asked about Xia Yueyin.
When Chi Weikou heard this, he was angry on the spot, criticizing Zhu Buwu for being too greedy and really not a son of man.
These words made Zhu Buwu confused, why can't he ask for the summer moon silver in the regulations?
In response to his question, Chi Weikou immediately asked:
"How do you read Summer Moon Silver?"
"It's Summer Moon Silver!"
"Wrong, it's the summer moon and silver."
"Does it make a difference?"
"The difference is big, the summer moon and silver are two different things.
Everyone can only enjoy one of them, you enjoy the summer moon, and you still want silver, isn't it too greedy? ”
Chi Weikou's explanation directly refreshed Zhu Buwu's worldview.
I wanted to mottle a few words, but the people didn't have the patience at all and drove him out directly.
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