Chapter 2 I'm going to give you a physical transcendence!
Wearing COS costumes, even if he was mentally prepared, the moment he turned on the front camera of his mobile phone, Qiu Wei was still so embarrassed that he wanted to cry.
This is no longer a question of whether the society dies or not, it is too much.
It's not that it's a problem with this outfit, it's just that his figure and temperament can't support it.
A good Monkey King made him like a second-rate son, and he could jump the social shake immediately after changing into leggings and beanie shoes.
Overcoming the psychological trauma, Qiu Ji will ...... her hair Ahem, the monkey hair is combed to look like an adult.
In terms of appearance, it was barely a slight improvement, and Qiu Wei walked towards the door of the funeral home.
As soon as he reached the door, he saw a silver Mazda driving past him.
Sitting in the driver's seat was his good brother Lin Wei, and in the passenger seat was a middle-aged man he didn't know.
"Wait! I haven't gotten in the car yet! I haven't gotten in the car yet! ”
Qiu Ji subconsciously shouted.
The moment the two of them saw Qiu Ji, their faces showed a look of horror.
"It sounds like my brother, but how do I feel like I see it...... Monkey king? ”
Lin Wei looked at the 'Monkey King' who was constantly chasing the back of the car in the rearview mirror, and doubted his life.
"Quick! Come on! Sure enough, it's dirty, in the middle of the night, where did Sun Wukong come from! This is a funeral home! ”
The middle-aged man reminded anxiously.
Lin Wei didn't know how to do it, stepped on the accelerator to the end, and the silver Mazda roared, turned into a flash of silver light, and disappeared into the night in the blink of an eye.
Qiu Ji looked at Mazda who had gone away, and couldn't calm down for a long time.
He wasn't very scared of the funeral home.
It's just that without a car, going home becomes a problem!
It's a suburb! It was more than twenty kilometers from where he lived!
Even if Lin Wei stole his father's car out, it would take the two of them more than half an hour to get here, and if they walked back, it would take them to be what year and month!
It's good when you come, you can't go back!
Qiu Jisheng had nothing to love, so he took out his mobile phone and wanted to call Lin Wei, but as soon as he called, he was hung up directly by the other party.
When I called again, there was a prompt on the phone that the other party had turned off the phone.
Glancing at the shared bicycle not far away that I don't know who rode to the door of the funeral home, Qiu Ji fell into deep thought.
Meanwhile, the silver Mazda is speeding down the winding road.
In the car, the middle-aged man and Lin Wei were both sweating profusely.
"It's a ghost call! That filthy thing isn't going to chase after you! ”
The middle-aged man turned off Lin Wei's mobile phone with palpitations.
Hearing this, Lin Wei trembled, and with one foot on the accelerator soared to the limit, various drainage ditches drifted.
Driving a Mazda traffic jam?
Inexistent!
Change someone casually, there is a 'dirty thing' behind you to chase like this, and the autumn name mountain bike god has to kneel when he comes!
……
Riding a shared bicycle on the road, I was tired and out of breath.
It's not that the roads are bad, the roads are all concrete, it's just that there are too many uphill roads.
He was about to come out of his spark, and he was still more than ten kilometers away from the city.
There are also many cars passing by on the road, and every time he sees a car passing by, Qiu Ji stands on the side of the road and shakes his hand, hoping that someone with good Samaritans can give him a ride.
It's just that in the middle of the night, coupled with the wilderness, no one wants to stop.
I finally met a kind driver, the car had not stopped, I saw Qiu Ji's dress, and without waiting for Qiu Ji to speak, the driver took off directly with one foot on the accelerator, and the sparks and lightning disappeared into the night all the way.
The physical fitness of the original owner was too poor, and he had to rest for a while before riding far, and Qiu Ji stopped all the way.
By the time I got back to the rental house, it was already dawning, and it was up to me to ride to my home.
Qiu Ji dragged his tired body and slept until noon, until he was woken up by the ringing of the phone.
Picking up the mobile phone and looking at the big word 'Ah Wei' on the screen, Qiu Wei connected the phone and said angrily: "Do you still have the face to call me?" Why did you leave me alone at the funeral home last night? Is this something that people can do? ”
"Tru...... Brother Ji, you're not dead? ”
Lin Wei's trembling voice came from the other end of the phone, obviously in an extremely uncalm mood.
"You're dead, why did you leave me there and drive away? I'll call you from behind, you're good, you're driving faster. ”
Qiu Ji rolled his eyes helplessly.
In fact, in the traditional sense, 'Qiu Ji' is indeed dead, but he doesn't dwell too much on this topic.
"Damn, that pit daddy's corpse bearer said you were dirty, and said you came to us to ask for your life. For this reason, I stayed with him in the temple for one night and waited until dawn before I dared to go home. ”
Lin Wei said a little embarrassed: "I haven't been able to sleep since I got home, and the more I think about it, the more evil it becomes, so I found a Taoist priest on the Internet, and thought about making a phone call to ask you for an address, planning to give you a physical superdulum and send you to Bliss early." ”
"Get out! You're going to need physical excess! You wait for me, I'll clean you up sooner or later, I still have something to do now, hang up first! ”
Qiu Ji hung up the phone angrily.
After a simple wash, Qiu Ji looked at the 'abstract' dress in the mirror.
Gritting his teeth, he decided to complete the task of the system first.
Isn't it just that the live broadcast of COS has become the Monkey King's online love, and the social death is the social death, which is better than starvation!
Through memory he understood that the system had assigned him a targeted task.
Today is the day when the original owner and his online dating girlfriend who has been licking for two and a half years appears.
As soon as I opened WeChat, I received a photo from the note named 'Goddess of Poetry'.
It was a half-length photo, a white tight shirt, a light gray pleated skirt with white silk, looking very youthful and beautiful.
Even after seeing this photo, Qiu Wei still doesn't have much hope for this online girlfriend.
After all, there are photo deception everywhere now, and seeing light death is just the norm, not to mention that the other party didn't even take a picture of his face in the photo he sent.
Looking at the friends in the WeChat list, Qiu Wei also admired the original owner a little, and there were no less than ten friends with the word 'goddess' in the remarks alone.
Behind every 'goddess' there is a history of licking dogs.
Aquaman didn't make it, but became a fur seal.
The 'goddess of poetry' in front of me cheated the original owner a lot of money, and she gave skin and cosmetics, and she licked it for two and a half years, and Huabei was blown up, and the other party agreed to meet the original owner today.
And the reason for meeting was very simple, she wanted the original owner to take her to the mall to buy cosmetics and clothes, and obviously treated the original owner as a Kaizi.
It can be said that this 'goddess of poetry' is one of the culprits of the original owner's choice to restart his life.
Thinking of the appearance of the 'goddess of poetry' when she saw herself, the corners of Qiu Ji's mouth were crooked, and she laughed strangely.
Truly, abruptly!
Let you kill the original owner, then don't blame me for dragging you to die together.
It can not only complete the task, but also help the original owner to take revenge, the best of both worlds.
After laughing for a while, Qiu Ji felt that something was not right.
Shouldn't you feel socially dead doing this kind of thing?
Why are you a little excited, is it because your personality has changed after the crossing?
Or is it a hidden nature?
Thinking of this, Qiu Ji's mood is a little complicated, the original owner shouldn't have any mental illness, right?
Even if you inherit the original owner's Huabei, is it possible to inherit the original owner's mental illness?