There is a proverb circulating in this world: 'Every goblin is a criminal, even if he is not committing a crime, he is preparing to commit a crime~!'

Although this sentence is a bit extreme and extremely racist, in a sense, there is nothing wrong with it.

As a weak race living at the bottom of society, discriminated against by all, the goblins have no homeland, no authority, and no idea what solidarity is.

They roam the continent, struggling to survive, working in jobs and various gray occupations that can be done by them.

Unfortunately, they are too thin to engage in such promising jobs as murder and arson, raiding houses, and occupying mountains as kings.

Therefore, the thief, the liar, Chapter 1138 007 in action (asking for a monthly pass) usury merchants, making fake certificates, making fakes, home remedies doctors, witches and gods...... And so on, a qiē hovering at the bottom of society, with a strong service industry color of the job.

They were always in the ninth-class trades, and their status was even inferior to that of the homeless gypsies who lived in caravans.

Born in a neighborhood with the highest crime rate, you have to struggle to survive all the time. As a result, each goblin is extremely clever and treacherous, and that nasty quality is even incorporated into their genes.

From birth, they know how many tricks to play with immortals, or the recipe of medicine.

And when he was three or four years old, he had basically completed the skills required of a villain. Sliding doors, picking locks, identifying coins......

When you get older, you learn to use what you have at hand to create all kinds of fakes that are almost realistic.

Silverlight and Shajin are the best of the bunch, growing up in the same community of goblins, living in low, dark little houses, accompanied by sewage and rats, and learning the skills of their predecessors for thousands of years. And carry it forward.

Eventually, he got out of his rat nest and blended into the big city.

Although among the goblins, they are also considered successful people in action (asking for a monthly ticket) in Chapter 1138 007, but in human society. They are subject to all kinds of discrimination and discrimination. All the way up to ...... Until I met Lord Lorraine.

Although almost everyone among the nobles hated goblins, Lord Luo also had some understanding of their bad behavior.

In fact, most of the reasons why they are like this are also caused by society.

Because they are too weak to protect their property by force. And they don't have their own country to protect their rights, so ...... Almost all of them are bullying them~!

Whenever they had money, from kings and emperors to peddlers and pawns, they would rush over and take away the last copper plate from them, and let them fall back into poverty.

This has happened many times in history. And many of the same things are happening in every corner of the continent.

This kind of thing is already so frequent for human beings that it has reached the point of normality. So this kind of thing is basically not recorded in all the history books.

Because of this. Lord Luo even had some admiration for them.

If such a thing is changed to another race, after some other people, after experiencing so much crippling. Maybe he has sunk, or he has given up on himself, become a slacker, and resign himself to fate. and finally disappeared into the long river of history.

But these goblins endured it with tenacity and never gave up.

No matter how great the difficulty, no matter how many things were robbed, even if they were destitute, but the next day, they would see their thin and obscene figures reappear on the streets, happy to have stolen a wallet. Excited to deceive a copper plate. I tried my best to re-accumulate wealth. Running for the sake of life.

And it is this harsh living environment that has also created the goblins' extremely high survival quality and excellent skills.

After Lord Luo inadvertently recruited the goblins Shajin, he was surprised to find that those goblins had quite a lot of multi-faceted skills.

In the banking industry, they are the most qualified actuary. A glance at the ledger shows how much profit there is. How much to recharge.

In the business world. They are the best businessmen, risk-taking profiteers to be precise. In order to make money, they fearlessly go deep into a qiē inaccessible place and sell something that seems to be profitable.

In the world of scams, they are the best scammers. He knows more than 360 kinds of classic deceptions. This made Lord Luo blush a little. You must know that with the erudition of the lord, he only knows more than a hundred kinds.

And in the world of medicine, they are the best pharmacists. It's not just about knowing which drugs can treat trauma (they are often beaten and robbed. And the magicians refused to serve them, although the Holy See did not refuse to 'preach the equality of all beings'. But the price is also expensive. ）

Moreover, in order to deceive others, they often have to prepare all kinds of medicines.

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As the leader of the goblins, Yinguang is one of the top ten outstanding goblin youths in the Holy Light Continent. From the age of five, he already knew what the simplest materials could be used to make delirious drugs to stun the hillbilly who entered the city and rob him of all his finances.

These funny little things are carried by every goblin, not only used to cheat people out of money, but also countless examples prove that this kind of thing can also save their own lives at critical moments.

Huck poured half a bottle down in one gulp, then squinted his eyes, smacked his lips, and burped loudly. With a long breath, he slumped back into his chair and muttered with a satisfied look, "Good wine, you damn shitty goblin, I find that I like you more and more." ”

Silverlight kept an eye on Huck, ready to run away at any moment.

Due to the poor manufacturing, the spiced wine will naturally have a strange taste, and if you change to a human who drinks a lot, you can taste the wrong taste of the wine at once.

Therefore, this trick is mostly used on poor people who only drink the cheapest potato wine, so Yinguang has been sweating in his heart, for fear that Huck will also feel abnormal.

Seeing that he didn't doubt it, the goblin's hanging heart fell to the bottom, Yinguang chuckled, like a noble butler, bowed down and said, "It's my honor to serve you." ”

But he was secretly laughing in his heart: what a fart, he hasn't even drunk five copper bottles of bad wine. A hillbilly is a hillbilly.

Huck burped a few times and clutched the copper bottle tightly with both hands. Holding the wine bottle firmly in front of his chest, he said vaguely: "You know each other very well, although you are a lowly goblin, but it doesn't matter." In Oldheim, Uncle Huck I'm covering you. ”

The expression on Huck's face became more and more confused, and he carefully said that the effect of the medicine had worked.

This is Huck but suddenly sat up, patted the goblin on the shoulder, smiled stupidly after being drunk, grinned loudly, and said, "There are so many people." Only you are truly serving me. Good, good~!"

Huck has already started drunken gibberish.

"I know they look down on me, but it's okay, Uncle Huck I'm not what I used to be. Huck patted his chest vigorously and shouted in the loudest voice, Uncle Huck is a big man now, a big man~!" "I know I know, our master values you the most." Lord Huck, you are under one man, above ten thousand, must your master tell you everything?" the goblin carefully guided Huck's words.

Huck laughed wildly. Smirked, "Of course." I still remember the day when my master appeared in our tribe, he suddenly fell from the sky, and with the touch of a finger he killed a few of the people who usually bullied Huck, and they still called themselves bullshit warriors.

Let them usually bully Uncle Huck, I ......"

Huck then began to ramble on to the goblins about his bullying in the tribe.

A man of poor constitution like him has the status of a clown in the tribe of barbarians.

"Yes, yes, they deserve to die. Secretly anxious, Huck was like a psychiatrist patient, nagging goblins about things like being punched, kicked, or pushed into a.

Of course, I always have to add at the end: "And then I killed that guy." ”

Caught talking once. The goblin hurriedly said: "Your Excellency Huck is highly valued by your master, you are in a high position in Odenheim, and you will be successful in the future, Your Excellency, you will definitely be able to become a marquis, duke and other great nobles." ”

"Fart~!" Huck jumped up and slapped the goblin on the top of the head, shouting: "The Marquis Duke is a fart~......!

Huck was shocked as he spoke, and looked left and right. Leaned down and lay down in front of the goblin, and said, "Uncle Huck, I can be a king in the future, king~! ”

"That's great," Yinguang pretended to be ecstatic, bowed to the ground, performed a court etiquette, and said, "See His Majesty the King." ”

"Excuse me. Huck leaned back in his chair, like a king in a country drama, patted his thigh and laughed happily, and said, "This day is not far off, and it will be realized next year." I'm just going to tell you alone,"

"The play meat is coming. "I was delighted.

"The host has a big plan. Huck stretched out his arms and drew a circle, saying, "It was the master who told me personally." Do you know why the master is so powerful, why does he have to come to our poor ravine?"

The goblin shook his head.

"Because it's close to Ruman~!" Huck said with a smug smile on his face, "Do you know why we built this city? This is for the great army of the master, I have heard, the army of millions. ”

Despite the preparations, the goblins were taken aback.

Huck held the wine bottle and closed his eyes, indulged in his imagination, and said in a daze: "As long as it is summer, Huck will lead the master's million-strong army and unexpectedly set foot on Ruman~!"

Huck jumped up as he spoke, waving his arms vigorously into the sky.

Silverlight gave Huck a look of surprise and applauded Huck vigorously.

Huck reveled, "What about that Haddou, and said that he wanted to replicate his record." The first general of the continent of bullshit, when the time comes, I'm General Huck, no, Marshal Huck...... Hak Majesty is the number one general in the mainland. ”

The goblin applauded and pretended to be excited: "Long live your majesty, long live your majesty~!"

The unconscious Huck was stunned for a moment, and in his heart, he already regarded the goblin as his confidant.

Carefully and quickly, of course I can't believe what this guy said when he was drunk.

Even if the dark mage no longer has a brain, he will not hand over the army to the command of the sycophant in front of him, and he knows very well that Huck is like a calling dog in the eyes of the dark mage.

However, most of these goblins have been connected in tandem.

The dark mages had captured nearly 100,000 barbarians, and the purpose of building the city was clear. The future is to house the army, to be used as a base.

When the snow melts, the undead will suddenly kill from here. Replicating Haddou's war against the Ruman Empire back then, it can even penetrate directly into the hinterland of the Ruman Empire and turn the Ruman upside down.

Silverlight weighed it and felt that their chances of success were very high. Even they couldn't have imagined that a dark mage would appear here, and of course the Ruman people couldn't imagine that the Great Snow Mountain actually hid the army of the undead clan, and they could completely catch the Ruman people by surprise.

It's just that Yinguang can't figure out what means the undead want to use to transport the so-called million army to Oldheim, and it seems that the only feasible way is to use the war fortress, but only a few soldiers can be transported at a time.

"No matter what. Information must be passed on as much as possible. The goblin glanced at Huck, who was still dreaming of being a king, and said secretly, "It seems that we can only rely on this fool for now." ”

The silver light's eyes rolled back and forth three times, replaced with a flattering smile, and said respectfully: "Dear Lord Huck, as your future court governor, I need to remind you that your current life and your identity are really too incompatible. ”

Huck raised his arm and spun around in place, looking at his full leather robe. Dumbfounded, "Yes?"

The goblin nodded solemnly and said, "Do you know how the nobles of Ruman live? On the feet are boots made of the softest leather on the lamb's belly.

They lived in a warm house with a copper stove, comfortable as if in summer, and went out in a luxurious shock-absorbing carriage, surrounded by dozens of servants to serve him.

They ate freshly slaughtered cattle and sheep, drank the most mellow wine, and on their beds were women whose skin was as white as snow, as soft as water, and as beautiful as white chrysanthemums.

They ~~-update the first release~~ in the evening to participate in the banquet with music and dance, and have fun until dawn. ”

Huck was stunned by the goblins as if he were listening to a mythical story. Mouth wide open. Grunted and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"But what do you look at?" the goblin glanced at Huck up and down, and said with a "tsk" voice in his mouth, a look of regret and injustice, "Your status is more noble than that of a nobleman." But you're dressed in whole bearskin, with fur bundles on your feet. ”

Huck looked at his clothes, and felt that these things were too incompatible with his identity, and couldn't help but pout in disgust.

"You live in a shabby, well-ventilated house, and you don't even have a horse to go out. He ate dry meat as hard as a stone, and he didn't even drink alcohol. Compared to the nobility of the human race, you have lost a lot. ”

Huck licked his lips and said unwillingly, "But what can I do?"

The goblin approached him and whispered like a devil tricking him into selling his soul, "You have money, we can buy the one you need." Besides, if you give more of these things to your master, you will not be able to gain the trust of your master. ”

Huck's mind was seduced by the goblins, and he muttered, "I'm rich?"

The goblin nodded and said, "My honorable Excellency, you are now worth millions of gold coins, and even in Ruman, you are also a wealthy man. You say that you are noble, you are so rich, and you are still living such a poor life, what do you want?"

Huck suddenly woke up, and said secretly in his heart: Yes, I have status and money, why do I live like a barbarian.

"But how do you get what you're talking about?" Huck whispered.

The goblin smiled and said, "You forget, I'm a smuggler, and I can buy you the one you need from humans." Just ......"

"What do you need?" asked Huck eagerly.

Silver Light whispered, "I only need you to convince the master." ”

Huck's train of thought was completely hooked by the goblin, and he said dumbfoundedly, "But the master is terrible, what should I tell the master?"

"It's successful, my Uncle Yinguang is out of the horse, and there is no task that I can't take. He said in a smug voice, then leaned into Huck's ear and whispered, "You just said that there is not enough salt, and that slaves without salt have no strength to work." The host is a guest again, they must need a lot of things, and I think the host will definitely agree. ”

"But......," Huck hesitated, still timidly.

Like a goblin who bewitches sin, the silver light said, "When the time comes, you can drink as much wine as you want." ”

The smell of wine in his stomach turned up, and Huck burped again, and finally made up his mind, "Okay, I'll go and intercede with my master." ”

Huck lifted his clothes, shoved the bottle under his armpit, and turned and walked out.

Watching him leave, Yinguang breathed a heavy sigh of relief, and sat down on the ground, Yinguang felt that he had never been so tired as he was now, and a layer of hot sweat appeared on his body, which was even more laborious than when he was cheating in the city.

The rest was anxiously waiting, and finally in the afternoon, when it became dark, Huck hunched all the way to the goblin's house, followed by a man wrapped in a black robe.

The black-robed man looked Sha Jin up and down, and said in a hoarse voice, "A filthy goblin, hell." ”

Huck bowed his head respectfully and said, "This is what I call a smuggler." ”

"Okay," the black-robed man said angrily, "the slug also has his use, goblins are goblins." ”

Yinguang has always maintained a deferential expression, but he kept cursing in his heart: Wait for me, Lao Tzu will write it down for you in the small book, and I will see Lao Tzu pull your list in the future.

"Can you get any of these?" the black-robed man handed a piece of paper to the goblin.

Yinguang took a look, and it was densely filled with the names of various items, from clothes, shoes and socks to paper and ink, no less than hundreds, many of which were daily necessities.

The barbarians lack everything here, and even the lich feels great inconvenience.

The goblin gritted his teeth and said firmly: "Yes, surely." ”

"Very well," the black-robed man nodded, "and I'll leave it to you."

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