Chapter Twenty-Eight: Did You Say You're Crippled Now?
Entering the selection page, after BAN finished the hero, 'GNR Crazy Little Sleep' directly selected the Holy Lance Ranger in seconds.
Seeing this scene, Qiu Ji was a little panicked.
It's not impossible for girls to play ADC, like Zhao Gumian, it is the position of ADC.
At its peak, those top ADCs were avoided by it, even if they basically don't play games now, but they are also the eternal gods in everyone's hearts.
However, most girls generally like to play auxiliary, after all, not everyone is Zhao Gumian.
For example, this 'GNR Crazy Little Sleep', you say she can't do it, she shouts Marco Polo, and when she chooses people, she can lock the Holy Lance Ranger in seconds.
You say she can do it, but how did the words Marco Polo and Yao come out of her mouth?
Not to mention if it's your own nickname, the Holy Lance Ranger and the cat don't match? It's a good match for Nami, right?
The teammates have not yet noticed the anomaly, and they have chosen their own heroes.
As the fifth floor, Qiu Wei was very helpless, so he had to choose a cat.
It's not that he's obedient, it's just that there are really no support heroes in the original owner's number.
If you save hundreds of thousands of essences and don't buy heroes, are you going to save them and buy a room in LOL?
For the sake of fans, let's be wronged.
……
On the other side, Zhang Fengfeng sat in front of the computer, baring his teeth happily, his beautiful face full of smiles, and expressed satisfaction with Qiu Wei's obedience to his command.
Seeing that there were still 30 seconds left for the game to officially start, Zhang Fengfeng lowered his head and typed seriously, pointing at his teammates' selection.
"Will the three of you pick heroes?"
"Dharma jungler? Liu Bei in the single? Monkey against the road? What are you guys playing, Liu Bei is not going to fight the jungle Dharma? Forget it, you guys will send less later, fight around me, and wait for me to come to C. ”
Looking at the speech of 'GNR Crazy Little Sleep', the three teammates were puzzled.
Ye Aotian Nai I: ???
26-year-old cold stepmother: ???
Invincible Hurricane Storm Dragon Warrior: ???
Before everyone could refute it, the game entered the loading screen.
"I'm a very good shooter, little brother, just wait to lie down and win!"
As soon as he entered the game, Zhang Fengfeng said sweetly to Qiu Wei in his voice: "You follow the middle laner to grab the line first, and then come to me when you are level 4." ”
With this sentence, Qiu Ji knew that this game was going to be lost.
As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room was full of question marks.
"it, farm ???"
"God is special to grab the line with the mid laner first, I thought it was anti-black, this purity, there is no doubt about the real farmer!"
"As for me, who is beaten by LOL and the king, these words really make me nervous."
"23333, me too, since I worked, I rarely had time to play LOL, and my leisure time is also to beat the king to pass the time, this girl's 'farming' is too pure."
"Not to mention, Liu Bei, Dharma, Marco Polo, Yao and Monkey are quite compatible."
"Who is this? Still sleeping wildly, thinking that he is lonely? ”
"This ID looks a bit like Lonely Sleep, but Lonely Sleep rarely plays in the first district, so it's probably a high imitation."
"You think too much, listen to the sound to know if you don't sleep alone."
"But this voice feels so familiar to me, I seem to have heard it somewhere."
"Indeed, I think I've heard it somewhere, it's so good."
"Me too, but I just can't remember."
……
The barrage was shocked, and Qiu Ji was even more shocked.
However, he did not obey Zhang Fengfeng's command to go to the middle lane to help grab the line, but to help the jungler open the BUFF.
Before the red of the jungler was finished, 'First blood' came.
"I'll go, why are these two people so insidious, the first level is actually connected with the shooter, and they can't play at a glance."
"Wait until I'm getting older, and watch me blast these diamond low-scorers!"
When Zhang was full of complaints, he didn't forget to appease Qiu Ji.
……
Qiu Ji felt offended, if the diamond was a low score, then what was his platinum?
The lowest of the lowest?
"Bodhidharma, where are you picking mushrooms in the wild area? I can't even arrest anyone! ”
"This monkey looks like a schoolboy, with the skin of hellfire."
"This Liu Bei can't even store a gun, it's okay Liu Bei doesn't go to the jungle to go to any mid-laner, I just entered the game and I think he has a problem."
In Zhang Feng's complaining, Qiu Wei's record successfully came to 0-5.
And Zhang Fengfeng is better than him, in just fifteen minutes, the record has come to 0-9.
Basically, she will die when she goes out, as long as the other side dares to kill her, she will dare to die.
"I'm so angry, the shooter on the opposite side is too fat, otherwise I would have killed him a long time ago!"
"Little brother, are you still there? Little brother, why don't you speak. ”
Zhang is full like a sparrow, chirping non-stop.
And Qiu Ji was made silent, and his whole life was loveless.
Everyone in the live broadcast room was also amused by Qiu Ji's expression, and there were constantly barrages swiping the screen.
"Streamer, play games with a smile."
"Streamer: Play NM!"
"I'm laughing to death, why does the anchor have this expression every time he broadcasts live."
"Emo anchors, love love! Hahaha! ”
"I remember! This young lady's voice is like my sister! ”
"Yes, if you don't say that I don't feel it yet, I also feel like my sister's voice when you say it."
"Who's my sister? Is it an influencer? ”
"Sister, you don't know? Of course, my sister is my family full. ”
"Full? Is the national goddess full? ”
"yes, it does sound like that."
"If my sister is so cheating, then I will forgive me, if not, please report it to the anchor."
"Front, does the national goddess have a privilege? This is no longer a pit, this is a clear send-off, and I feel sorry for several other teammates. ”
"Indeed, don't bring the fan circle to the game circle, otherwise it will only make people sick."
……
The barrage everyone is happy, and Qiu Ji and the other three teammates are miserable.
After Zhang Fengfeng took Qiu Ji to send it again, several teammates suddenly couldn't hold back.
Ye Aotian Nai I He (Blind Monk): Can you not send it anymore, if it weren't for the Sword Saint being BAN on the other side, I would be able to win no matter how you send it, I will choose a blind man now, and the person I killed is not as fast as you send.
26-year-old Leng Yan's stepmother (Monkey King): You can deliver so much, how good is it to deliver takeaways, and you can still make money, what kind of games do you play? Raise the opposite side so fat, how to play in the later stage?
Invincible Hurricane Storm Dragon Warrior (Outlaw Maniac): I felt that something was wrong with you when I entered the game, did you borrow the number?
"What do you mean we send? Don't you see that I have a trick? All I can say is the gap between teammates. ”
"Monkey, you're embarrassed to talk, you can't even jump sticks, what's wrong with the opposite shooter? Wouldn't it be nice if you jumped the stick for a second? ”
Faced with the doubts of his teammates, Zhang Fengfeng responded with a straightforward typing.
"These people can't even wander around, it's embarrassing BB, the people on the other side have come several times, otherwise we wouldn't have died so many times, wait for me to develop a little, and beat them up later."
After Zhang Fengfeng finished speaking, he didn't forget to appease Qiu Ji in his voice.
Everyone in the live broadcast room was also laughed at Zhang Feng's remarks.
"It's the first time I've seen myself in a pit, and I can still refute it so justifiably."
"That's right, I usually pretend to be dead when I cheat, and I don't want my teammates to scold me."
"Don't say it, I somehow think she's a little cute, shouldn't she think she's very manipulative?"
"There's a fart technique, it's good not to hit the opposite skill, a burst of operation is as fierce as a tiger, and I haven't dodged a single skill."
"I haven't played LOL, I can't understand it, I'll slip away first, see you tomorrow."
"I haven't played it either, but I died laughing when I saw the anchor's expression."
"Why is this game black and white?"
"The front, it's murderous, hahaha."
"The show is full!"
……
The number of online people in the live broadcast room has been maintained at about 30,000, which is much less than when the live broadcast is outdoors during the day, after all, most of the viewers in Qiu Ji's live broadcast room are coming for his outdoor live broadcast.
Feeling that the defeat was decided, Qiu Wei was too lazy to operate, so he simply hung on Zhang Fengfeng and put his skills casually.
Fortunately, his teammates were really powerful, and they dragged the game to 30 minutes.
Just when his teammates went home to replenish, Zhang Fengfeng 'lived up to expectations', and rushed to the opposite pile of people with Qiu Ji.
Several teammates were still on the road, and the two had already died violently.
"You can fight! There is no ultimate move on the other side, and they are all disabled by me! All the big cripples, all the big cripples! ”
Zhang was constantly typing, marking the map.
Looking at the five people who were approaching full on the opposite side, Qiu Ji was a little speechless.
Is full blood considered a big mutilation?
Suppose someone asks him, "What do you think is the biggest lie in the world?" ”
Qiu Ji will definitely answer without hesitation: "That night, a teammate told me that the other side was all disabled, and I believed it......"
Several teammates were also apparently suppressed by Zhang Fengfeng.
Under Zhang Fengfeng's constant markings, he decisively launched an attack on the opposite side.
The results are clear.
Aced!
With the annihilation of the group, several teammates couldn't help it.
Invincible Hurricane Storm Dragon Warrior (Outlaw Maniac): The other side is full of blood, where is the big cripple? The ultimate is obviously still there!
GNR Crazy Little Sleep: You just say if it's a big cripple now! Do you have a big move?
26-year-old Leng Yan stepmother (Monkey King): I***
Invincible Hurricane Storm Dragon Warrior (Outlaw Maniac): I'll Go***
"What do they say again? Why can't you type? Why are they all ****, are you convinced by my operation and consciousness? ”
The sweet voice of Zhang Satie came from the headphones.
Qiu Ji is now sure that this 'GNR Crazy Little Sleep' definitely hasn't played LOL, and he can't even understand the 'friendly' greetings of his teammates.