"Gah? How come there is only one friend? ”

Thor put his head up and looked at Silver Feather's only friend and laughed wildly, "Quack quack...... ID 'Wind God from Purgatory'? ”

"Quack...... It's really a big bird, and there are ...... in any forest."

It leaned back and laughed wildly, "There's actually a sand sculpture, like Maisie's stupid bird, middle two?" ”

“……”

Looking at the bird that was about to laugh into a sand sculpture, Silver Feather was silent: it was thinking, should it tell Thor that this was actually Maisie's account......

"Quack, your popularity is too bad!"

Finally laughing enough, Thor began to make up his mind again, "There is only one stupid fork friend, and the late stage of the second middle school is not online!" ”

"Don't worry, don't worry...... Uncle Ben will teach you a trick. ”

It patted its chest, a mysterious expression wrapped around me, "Uncle Ben's tricks will definitely attract a large group of teammates!" Tong Suo is not bullied, and he has tried all kinds of things! ”

“…… What do you want? ”

"Of course it's a female number instead!"

Thor said confidently, "Change gender, you are a cute little sister!" In just ten minutes, you can harvest a whole bunch of loyal licking dogs! ”

"How is that possible?"

Silver Feather glanced at it and said lightly, "As long as you speak, you will be in trouble." ”

"It's okay, Uncle Ben is covering you!"

Returning to his childhood, Thor also recovered his parrot talent, and tried to make a female voice, "Little brother, you just need to change your number~ People will help you dub it~"

“…… No way. ”

Silver Feather said calmly, "No one can be so stupid. ”

"No, no, no......"

Thor shook his head like a rattle, and swore solemnly, "Believe Uncle Ben!" ”

"In this world...... There are too many fools, and there are almost not enough liars! ”

"Really?"

Under Thor's soft grinding and hard bubbles, Silver Feather rarely had a trace of interest.

It has been studying human beings, through the web, which is the largest and most convenient.

I have the impression that normal people can't be so stupid, right? How stupid does it have to be to think of a male bird as a sexy beautiful girl?

"Well, let's try it."

With a bored mentality, Yinyu changed to a new account. Thor, who couldn't wait for a long time, put on the microphone and let out a squeak-

"Little brothers, their name is Xiaolei, and she is eighteen years old this year~ The first time I played a game, can you ask a master to take me?"

Silver Feather: "......"

Don't say it, this cheap bird learns to be a girl, it's called a vivid one. The tone is sultry, and she is a green tea.

"Ding-dong-"

The voice message was sent, and soon I received a number of friend applications-

"Hello young lady (′▽')ノノ"

"The beautiful voice is so good, do you make a friend?"

"I'm in the top 100 on the server! I just want to find an apprentice, Bao Jiao Bao Hui! ”

……

"Quack, do you see?"

Seeing this large pile of news, Thor couldn't help laughing wildly, falling on the floor and rolling, "This story tells us, don't engage in online dating casually......"

"Because you never know whether the young lady who is chatting with you is a human or a bird...... And probably still a male bird, quack! ”

“……”

The scene in front of him made Yin Yu fall silent again.

During this time, its understanding of human beings has completely collapsed...... I thought that fools were only a minority, but I didn't expect it to be the vast majority???

made Silver Feather realize a new fact - the self-proclaimed most intelligent human being, sometimes, may not even be as good as a bird......

You are a genius, remember in a second: Red Sweet Spring: