Chapter 26: Teasing Fang Yuan

After drinking almost one bottle with Fang Yuan alone, Qiao Weidong felt almost the same, after all, Fang Yuan's speech was a little intelligible now.

Qiao Weidong called the waiter to calculate how much it was, and after calculating, Qiao Weidong followed the waiter to the bar to pay.

When Qiao Weidong finished paying the order, he returned to the dining table and saw that Fang Yuan was already lying on the table and falling asleep. stepped forward to wake up Fang Yuan, intending to help him at home, just helped him up Fang Yuan was drunk and said, "I can still drink, I'm coming for a bottle!" ”

Qiao Weidong looked at Fang Yuan, who had drunk too much and was struggling, a little speechless: "Okay, okay!" Drink, drink! ”

Forget that he couldn't help himself, he took out the phone and called Lao Liang, the driver who had been waiting outside, in, and helped Fang Yuan to the car together.

It was almost 7 o'clock and it was already dark. Mercedes S450 drives on the capital's fourth ring road.

When sending Fang Yuan home, he hugged Qiao Weidong in the car and began to talk nonsense with a little crying: "Daughter-in-law, it's too difficult, I can't find a job, I was fired, and those who didn't study as well as me back then have become district heads." Woooooooooooo ”

Qiao Weidong looked at Fang Yuan and regarded himself as Tong Wenjie, he was also disgusted when he saw the snot on his chest and tears, and Fang Yuan, who was crying by leaning on his body, pushed it to the window.

Qiao Weidong looked at the driver who was driving: "Lao Liang! You've got time tomorrow to wash your car and find a good car wash,"

Lao Liang, who was driving, returned: "Okay, Mr. Qiao! I'll be there tomorrow morning! ”

Qiao Weidong replied to Lao Liang: "Hmm"

The car immediately arrived at the gate of the community of Shuxiang Yayuan, and the security guard saw that the Mercedes-Benz opened the gate of the community, and the car drove directly into the downstairs rented by Tong Wenjie.

After parking the car, Lao Liang helped Qiao Weidong to help Fang Yuan to the door of Fang Yuan's house. Fortunately, now their family lives on the second floor.

The driver, Lao Liang, was on the right side, and Qiao Weidong was on the left, almost carrying Fang Yuan up the stairs.

Qiao Weidong gently patted Fang Yuan's stomach with his hand while helping him back: "I don't know how to lose weight if I'm so fat!" ”

Lao Liang, who was on the right, was a little speechless, and glanced at Qiao Weidong, who was joking with Fang Yuan, thinking that he was so old and so childlike.

When he arrived at the door of Fang Yuan's house, Qiao Weidong knocked on the door.

Tong Wenjie, who was washing vegetables in the house, heard the knock on the door, wiped her hands and came to the door to open the door, and saw that Fang Yuan, who was being supported by Qiao Weidong, was a little angry, and she saw that she had drunk too much.

Qiao Weidong walked into the house after seeing the door open: "Wen Jie! The old party drank too much! ”

Tong Wenjie closed the door and followed Fang Yuan, who was helped by Qiao Weidong and the driver, behind the sofa, and pinched Fang Yuan's arm who had drunk too much angrily: "I'm going to die!" Drink so much wine! ”

Qiao Weidong hurriedly stopped Tong Wenjie, who was still about to pinch, and said to the driver who helped Fang Yuan to the house just now: "Thank you Lao Liang, you wait for me in the car for a while." ”

"Okay, Mr. Qiao!" After saying that, the driver was about to turn around and leave.

Tong Wenjie saw that the driver was leaving, and hurriedly picked up the mineral water on the coffee table: "Thank you!" You drink water! ”

Lao Liang took the water and thanked Tong Wenjie and walked out of Fang Yuan's house.

Tong Wenjie was still a little reserved when the driver Lao Liang was there, but this time when she saw the driver leaving, she suddenly became angry, picked up the sofa cushion and slapped Fang Yuan: "It's really going to die!" ”

Fang Yuan, who was lying on the sofa, was woken up by Tong Wenjie a little, and stretched out his hand to the void in a daze: "Water, water, water!" Does my wife drink it? ”

Tong Wenjie, who was still angry, was about to talk to Qiao Weidong when she saw that Fang Yuan was thirsty, so she quickly got up and walked to the dining table, poured a glass of water, walked up to Fang Yuan, helped Fang Yuan up, and fed him water.

After Fang Yuan drank the water and lay down again, Tong Wenjie put the empty water cup on the coffee table, and complained to Qiao Weidong who was on the side: "Old Qiao! Normally, I don't object to you and Fang Yuan drinking, but this is too much drinking! ”

Qiao Weidong sat on the side, and after coming in, Tong Wenjie didn't even pour water for him, indicating that he was really angry.

Shaking his head helplessly, he got up and poured a glass of water, returned to the single sofa and sat down: "Wen Jie!" It's not that I want to pour Lao Fang wine, it's that he was fired by the company and felt uncomfortable, so I can only drink with him! ”

Qiao Weidong picked up the water cup and took a sip to Tong Wenjie: "It's good to drink too much and talk about it, the provincial general is uncomfortable in my heart!" Don't look at Lao Fang's usual grinning and nonchalant look, he is afraid that he will show it to make you and Fan Fan worry! ”

Qiao Weidong brainwashed Tong Wenjie, in fact, what Qiao Weidong said just now was half true and half false.

Don't think that Qiao Weidong didn't see that Fang Yuan was pretending to be drunk, Fang Yuan pretended to be quite similar, he started performing at the barbecue restaurant, and even stained his clothes and the car in order to pursue the authenticity of the performance.

As for when Qiao Weidong saw it, in fact, Qiao Weidong didn't see it at first, just in the stairs Qiao Weidong was playing around patting Fang Yuan's stomach, because Fang Yuan was more afraid of itching and reacting, so he would roughly guess it later.

It is estimated that Fang Yuan was mainly afraid that Tong Wenjie would be angry, so he came up with such a trick, and the brothers could only accompany him to act.

Thinking of this, Qiao Weidong hated itchy, mainly because Fang Yuan wanted to deceive himself together, and the key was to get a carload of his vomit, it was a new car, his own heart and liver baby, his position in his heart ranked third, and he was currently only temporarily behind Xiaomeng and Yingzi.

Tong Wenjie, who was on the side, listened to Qiao Weidong's words, and looked at Fang Yuan, who was frowning on the sofa, and also felt that what Qiao Weidong said made sense.

I'm still a little embarrassed, after all, I didn't even pour a glass of water for others just now: "That old Joe, I'm embarrassed to misunderstand you just now, I'm really sorry, you didn't even pour you a glass of water when you entered the door!" ”

Qiao Weidong picked up the water cup that had just drunk the water and handed it to Tong Wenjie, intending to give her a step: "It's okay Wenjie!" You see I'm thirsty again, can you please pour me a glass! ”

Tong Wenjie got up and hurriedly took the water cup: "Okay, okay!" Old Joe, I'll pour it for you, it's enough! ”

After saying that, he walked to the table and poured water.

Qiao Weidong watched Tong Wenjie pour water, and directly got up and stretched out his index and middle fingers to stab the round waist lying on the sofa. You have to avenge your new car.

Fang Yuan, who was pretending to be drunk, saw Qiao Weidong get up with the rest of his eyes and knew what Qiao Weidong was going to do, but there was no way to stop it, after all, the acting was going to come to an end, otherwise it would be over if Tong Wenjie found out.

Fang Yuan was stabbed in the waist by Qiao Weidong, although it was very painful, but when he thought of Tong Wenjie, he couldn't help it, after all, compared to Tong Wenjie's anger, this pain was nothing.

Qiao Weidong saw that Fang Yuan couldn't hold back, and decided to make more efforts to give him another shot.

Fang Yuan had just endured the pain, and when he saw that Qiao Weidong still wanted to come, he could only give Qiao Weidong a look.

Qiao Weidong didn't seem to see Fang Yuan's eyes, and was just about to put down his black hand when he heard Tong Wenjie's voice: "Old Qiao, why are you squatting next to Fang Yuan!" ”

This all happened in an instant, and when Tong Wenjie finished pouring the water, he turned around and saw Qiao Weidong on Fang Yuan's side, and stretched out his hand to Fang Yuan, and couldn't help but be a little puzzled.

Qiao Weidong saw that Tong Wenjie had already turned around, and knew that there was no chance, so he pushed Fang Yuan into the sofa with his hand.

Then he stood up and said with a smile: "Wen Jie! Fang Yuan was about to turn over just now, I was afraid that he would fall to the ground, so I helped him move inside. ”

Tong Wenjie walked over, although she felt that something was wrong, she didn't say anything, and handed the water cup to Qiao Weidong: "Old Qiao! Thank you, drink water! ”

Fang Yuan, who was lying on the sofa pretending to be drunk, felt a little uncomfortable, wife, you don't even know what happened just now, what did Qiao Weidong do to your husband this dog day, you also gave him water, Fang Yuan wanted to cry a little.