Chapter 16 The green yarn trail is difficult to walk

One

On this day, the weather was hot and humid, Wu Qiang prepared a little donkey for the matchmaker, found a donkey baby and went straight to Wancun Town. At this time, the crops are growing luxuriantly, and the green sky is everywhere, and the gluttonous donkey walks on the road and steals the crops on the side of the road from time to time. The matchmaker saw the little donkey stealing and the dealer said to the donkey baby: "Second baby, you have to walk in the middle of the road to lead the little donkey, don't let the little donkey eat the crops." The donkey baby listened to the matchmaker's admonition, pulled the little donkey hard, and then led the little donkey to walk in the middle of the road. Where can the little donkey listen to the command of the morning glory baby away from the crops on the side of the road? Along the way, it was tempted by green, disdainful of the traction of the morning glory baby, and even more contemptuous of the morning glory baby. From time to time, it raised its head and looked sideways, finding the right time to see the target and opening its mouth to take a mouthful. This mouthful of near-ripe corn entered the mouth beautifully. The little donkey walked and ate. The donkey baby walked, watched, and scolded and picked up the little donkey from time to time. Where does the little donkey care about his angry reprimand, it will not forget the food on the side of the road, it sees the opportunity to open its mouth and another fat corn into its mouth, morning glory baby sees that the little donkey is another corn locked into his mouth in a hurry, angrily scolded: "Gluttony, don't forget to eat when you walk." Then he beat the little donkey on the ass with a stick in his hand.

The little donkey mistakenly thought that he wanted it to speed up, so he kicked his hooves apart and ran in an instant. The unsuspecting matchmaker was immediately thrown off by the little donkey, and she rolled to the ground with a "mom". Seeing this, the donkey baby hurriedly stepped forward to help the matchmaker. The little donkey took advantage of this to escape. It's feasting on endless cornfields. The donkey baby picked up the matchmaker and hurriedly chased the little green donkey, but fortunately, the little donkey enjoyed the delicious food peacefully, and it did not escape. The matchmaker was helped up and swayed, except that she was covered in mud and her face was broken, there was no major problem. She looked at the mud on her body, kept beating her hands, and said indignantly, "Why are you convulsions, donkey baby? Fortunately, I didn't break it, otherwise I would have been paralyzed at home for the rest of my life, lying on the kang and 'humming' every day? Isn't that the sin of suffering all the sufferings of the world? ”

Morning glory listened to the matchmaker's words and said unhappily: "Do you blame me? How can anyone drive a donkey in a green gauze tent and not give a donkey a donkey beak to the little donkey? People are greedy and eat that, let alone the little donkey? ”

The words of the donkey baby stabbed the matchmaker, and the matchmaker didn't like to listen to it, and said: "You hairy child, you still speak with an off-string sound." ”

"What off-string sound? I'm telling the truth. ”

Mrs. Zhang said unhappily: "Don't say it, gag." ”

When the donkey baby heard this, she asked unhappily: "Who is plugging?" You are only allowed to say, and I am not allowed to refute? ”

Mrs. Zhang said: "When I say gag the mouth, I mean that the mouth of the little donkey is blocked, can I block your mouth?" ”

The donkey baby listened to what Mrs. Zhang said before swallowing what she wanted to say. I thought to myself, "Why do you blame me?" I didn't dump you again. It's you who don't pay attention, don't pull the reins when you ride a donkey, and you don't act on the back of a donkey, so who do you blame when you are thrown off by a donkey? You can't blame me, you can only blame yourself. If you say something unpleasant, you deserve it! He himself said silently and angrily in the bottom of his heart. Then he asked, "What do you use to plug the little donkey's mouth?" ”

Without thinking, the matchmaker said, "Take off your coat first and cover the donkey's mouth." ”

The donkey baby said unhappily: "I'm just such a little coat, I can't wear it, how can I cover the donkey's mouth?" ”

As he spoke, the little donkey looked back at the green again. The donkey baby angrily struck the reins and said, "Look for death!" But this time he didn't dare to beat the donkey again. In order to control the little donkey's mouth, he had to take off his coat to cover the donkey's mouth.

Two

The little donkey is covered with its mouth, no longer looking around, no longer wanting to steal green. I had to move forward obediently. The matchmaker saw that the little donkey had no hope, so she had to walk obediently and obediently and said to the donkey baby: "You should have thought that the little donkey was tempted by green, how could there be a reason not to eat?" People can't resist temptation, let alone the little donkey? ”

When the donkey baby heard this, she was unhappy again, and said, "Is this something I should have thought of earlier?" This is something you should have thought of earlier! ”

The matchmaker said embarrassedly: "It's me, it's something I should have thought of a long time ago, and both of us should have thought of this matter earlier." ”

After speaking, both of them were deeply displeased and had no words.

All the way, the donkey baby and the matchmaker were silent and moved forward silently. At this time, Mrs. Zhang was even more depressed, her thoughts continued, and she kept beating the drum in her heart. I thought to myself, "Good things and good signs, I have been thrown off by a donkey and my clothes are dirty; The face, frustrated with the skin, looks like this now...... Don't go, right? Entrusted by people, I have come so far and arrived here, go, this look, people are not like people, ghosts are not like ghosts? 'Hey' is so unlucky! I still don't know what the result is when I enter your house? She thought. Then he said to himself, "Love will be what it is." Thinking to himself, the little donkey walked rhythmically with four hooves. The matchmaker whispered to herself. And the donkey baby hung his head and was silent. Only the "click" hooves of the little donkey and the "rustle" sound of corn leaves accompany the troubled mood of the matchmaker and the donkey baby. At this time, the matchmaker raised her eyes, and the endless green cut off her thoughts, and she looked at the corn with a good harvest in sight and said, "This little donkey can't steal green anymore, and it doesn't bother people to walk left and right." Then he asked the donkey baby: "Second baby, are you tired?" ”

He was a little unhappy because he was told two words by the matchmaker, and said angrily: "I'm not tired!" Mrs. Zhang heard his anger and said, "You calf, you are still angry, how can you enter your mansion with this appearance?" ”

"I'll wait outside, not in!" He threw cold words to the matchmaker again.

The matchmaker was still not angry when she heard him, and her words were still a little unpleasant, so she jokingly said: "You still expect me to match you like this?" Singles! ”

"A single is a single, and a single is better than that."

Mrs. Zhang said: "Then you will have a better life!" ”

He listened to the matchmaker's words, glanced back at the matchmaker, snorted and said, "If you are a hundred years later, the boys in the village will not be able to beat the singles?" ”

"Hey, you calf doesn't speak or doesn't speak, and when you speak, you really rush to death?" He felt his victory, stuck out his tongue and smiled. Then he said happily: "Grandma, the village has arrived, I should put on my coat." So he called out, and the little donkey stopped. He untied the coat that covered the little donkey's mouth, and stretched the pleats himself and put it on his body.

The matchmaker looked at the little gown he was wearing and laughed, and said, "It's so beautiful, a pleated shirt." ”

When he heard the matchmaker say this, he looked down at his clothes and said, "Pleated clothes are pleated clothes, what kind of clothes does it matter?" Anyway, I'm not on a blind date. ”

"You're not on a blind date, but you also have to be decent? Wouldn't it be your blessing if any of the young ladies in the house fell in love with you? ”

He said angrily, "I'm a poor mud baby, who fancy me? ”

The matchmaker said jokingly: "Don't you say that? Not necessarily? You should be blessed, maybe one of the young ladies will fall in love with you. Don't you think Xiao Yong is? Miss Kuo fell in love with him, and she didn't dislike him for being poor. ”

Listening to the matchmaker's words, he smiled. It's itchy inside. said: "The world is full of wonders, and there are really such good things." ”

"Yes, there is! Isn't that what we're doing today? The matchmaker said.

The donkey baby said, "But I'm not the kind of blessed person, am I?" After speaking, he secretly prayed for himself: "I hope that I am also a blessed person, and I hope that the flowers will fall on me." Then he stretched his clothes vigorously and rubbed them with his hands, trying to smooth out the folds.

Three.

Seeing him dressed up like this, the matchmaker covered her mouth and smiled secretly, muttering to herself in her heart: "It's better to be a single than what are you bothering to do?" Don't you want to hit the luck and ask for a sister Lin? It turns out that everyone has a love for beauty, and a daughter-in-law is a boy's dream, seeking to fall from the sky. Thinking to himself, he secretly laughed and said, "This time, you rub it, and the sweat-soaked folds will open." The gown was unwrinkled, as smooth as an iron had walked through. Looking at the guy again this time, it looks like he came on a blind date. ”

He listened to the matchmaker make such a joke and ridicule himself, and he couldn't stop laughing. He was told by the matchmaker that his heart was surging, and he was full of joy. The matchmaker looked at him with a smile on her face and said, "Let's go when the gown is ready!" I only heard a "driving" little donkey, kicked away with four hooves, and went straight to Wancun Town.