Chapter 80: Pretended
Liang Xingbang ran out of the car, and he was so anxious that he grabbed my arm and dragged me into the taxi.
I didn't push him away, I just stared at his back, which was dry.
The moment I got into the taxi, the lights clicked and went off.
It was pitch black, and even the wind was sticky.
Hush! Listen closely, the wind is mixed in: 'Hiss...... Hiss...... Hiss......'
It's like the sound of a balloon leaking.
Zhang Geng shrunk his neck and tried to start the car again, but failed.
He slammed the steering wheel hard and turned his head to look at me: "Brother Zhao, what should I do?" Don't...... Are we really going to spend the night with this thing? ”
"Don't you like beautiful women the most? Isn't this beautiful enough? ”
Zhang Geng pinched his teeth, and a pair of peach blossom eyes narrowed into a slit: "Brother Zhao, don't tease me!" Beauty is beautiful enough, and I have to have a life to be good with her, it's not as good as a human-faced rabbit, at least it made me dream for half a year......"
Co-author Zhang Geng, this kid is not a change of sex, but he doesn't see a rabbit and doesn't scatter an eagle.
Zhang Geng talked about the human-faced rabbit, and showed a nostalgic expression: "Alas! I don't know if it eats other people's yang energy, and at that time, we still don......'t want to eat it."
I really don't want to hear the love story of Zhang Geng and the human-faced rabbit: "You are so affectionate, you might as well invite it back and continue to eat your yang energy." ”
Zhang Geng waved his hand again, the love in his peach blossom eyes was as deep as the sea, if he didn't know, he really thought that he had a deep love for the human-faced rabbit.
"Once the sea was difficult to water, except for Wushan, it is not a cloud ......"
Bai Luoxin couldn't bear it anymore, pinched his waist and said, "What about Xiaomeng? You're not going to use Dream as a stand-in for a rabbit, are you?! ”
"How is that possible? Little dreams are not thoughtful, unforgettable, and can not cut the red beans Acacia ......"
I slapped Zhang Geng's face: "Speak human words!" ”
Zhang Geng covered his face and was confident: "I want both." ”
Bai Luoxin angrily hit Zhang Geng with the pendant on the bag.
Zhang Geng exaggerated and shouted: "Brother Zhao~ Look at her!" Bully me! ”
I pushed him away with one hand, and rubbed his saliva on his clothes in disgust.
"If you talk nonsense again, I'll throw you down and give this beautiful woman company!"
“……”
Bai Luoxin showed a flamboyant smile, tilted his head proudly, like a defeated little fox: "That's right! Let you think about some obscene things every day! ”
Liang Xingbang, who had been silent for a long time, couldn't help but open his mouth, his eyes were red, and his expression was perverse: "Ah Hong came to me, when I die, you will be next!" I can introduce you to the previous masters......"
Bai Luoxin snorted: "Who are you scaring about?" Zhao Rui is here, can he still let the ghost be presumptuous? ”
Zhang Geng echoed: "That's right! Don't you know, the person who sat in your car today is the famous, the world's strongest handsome B-Zhao Rui, usually looking for him to see things, at least fifty W, today you are lucky, want to deal with this woman, count you five W, keep it more effective than the one you found before!
If it doesn't work, Master Zhao Rui is fully responsible! ”
Hehe, he said all the good things, and the responsibility is all mine.
Liang Xingbang suddenly rolled his eyes, the whole person twitched, his hands waved wildly, and the fat on his body trembled layer by layer, as if the pig to be slaughtered saw the pig killing knife, and was so frightened that he couldn't possess his body and struggled desperately.
His mouth let out a cry of "ho-ho-ho", his mouth was crooked, and his horn kept flowing downward, slimy, and disgusting.
Blood was streaming from the corners of his mouth, down his chin.
Zhang Geng's face changed, and he said hurriedly: "It's not good!" He's going to bite his tongue! ”
Bai Luoxin didn't care much, and rushed up, trying to open his mouth to stop him.
Liang Xingbang had a lot of strength and pushed Bai Luoxin away.
"Bang!" Bai Luoxin's back hit the seat, and the pain made her break out in a cold sweat, and she couldn't get up for a long time.
I turned around, grabbed Liang Xingbang's legs, dragged him to the back of the passenger seat, grabbed his cheek with one hand, forced him to open his mouth, and then took out an evil charm from his arms and stuffed it in.
The evil charm was wet with his saliva and failed to burn, but it also prevented him from biting his tongue.
My eyes are slightly dark, and the evil charm is useless?
Just when I was shaking, Liang Xingbang suddenly broke away from me, grabbed his belly full of fat with both hands, and said directly: "It's soft and elastic, do you want to touch it?" ”
If it is said that Ah Hong's finger chest just now is erotic and weird, then now a man who is over half a hundred years old and full of fat points to his stomach and asks this, there is nothing left except nausea.
Zhang Geng retched with pain on his face: "I don't want the money, throw him out of the car, I will vomit out of yesterday's milk tea!" ”
Bai Luoxin was also surprised, his delicate little face wrinkled together, like a bun that had just been baked in the morning.
I looked at Liang Xingbang coldly, and seemed to smile: "Is it enough?" ”
Zhang Geng was stunned for a moment, winked at me, and asked in a low voice, "Brother Zhao, what's the situation?" ”
I ignored him and still stared at Liang Xingbang.
Beads of sweat dripped down Liang Xingbang's forehead, and there was a hint of horror in his eyes.
Liang Xingbang hit the back of the co-pilot's seat with his head, and said gloomily: "Little brother, can you help me repair the water pipe?" ”
I laughed and said slowly, "That woman outside is an ordinary person, you are in a group." Tsk, your eyes are almost meaningless, not scary enough......"
As I spoke, I showed a yellow-skinned look, resentful and fierce.
Liang Xingbang was shocked, he gritted his teeth and looked at me hatefully.
Zhang Geng exclaimed: "! You're pretending?! ”
Bai Luoxin rubbed his back, stared at Liang Xingbang with a curious expression, and his eyes were still flashing with excitement: "It's like it!" How? I want to learn too! ”
Bai Luoxin said, pinching the tender meat on his face, and said in a rough voice: "It's soft and elastic, do you want to touch it?" ”
Although Bai Luoxin was simply exclaiming, it sounded like a mockery.
The expression on Liang Xingbang's face couldn't be maintained at all, his face turned the color of pig liver, and his eyes were full of greed and ruthlessness, which was two points more fierce than the snake demon.
He grabbed Bai Luoxin's wrist, took out a fruit knife from under the seat, put it against Bai Luoxin's neck, and said viciously:
"There are some things that can only be lived a long time if you see through them and don't say them. Since you don't understand, I'm going to teach you a lesson today!
It's late at night, and it's winding roads, and no one will suspect me if I throw you down the cliff. ”
Zhang Geng covered his mouth exaggeratedly, shook his head and said, "Wow! I'm so scared, I don't want to go to class, can I apply for absenteeism? ”
Zhang Geng said that he was afraid, but in fact, he squeezed his eyebrows and teased his eyes, full of ridicule, as if he was teasing a dog.