"Moo——! Your uncle......"

I don't look good.

"Ahem, I mean, you're so kind, I'm so cute, you must be reluctant, right?"

The dream-eating tapir blinked its little eyes, shook its head, and sandwiched its throat not only unlovely, but only made people feel that the stomach refluxed acid water, how can it be summed up by a disgusting one!

I pulled it out of my arms in disgust: "If you talk like that again, I'll kill you right now!" ”

The dream-eating tapir died down.

I said, "I'll see if it's too difficult to deal with, don't stay there, leave quickly......"

Before I could finish my sentence, the phone rang suddenly.

It was actually Zhang Geng.

I answered the phone, and Zhang Geng's anxious voice came from the other end: "Brother Zhao, come quickly!" Tian Yuxuan is about to give birth! ”

"What?"

Jiang Han called Xiaomeng just now, saying that Tian Yuxuan was about to give birth and was not in good health, so let Xiaomeng go back to see her for the last time. I thought he was talking nonsense, but when I arrived at Jiang Han's house, I found out that after such a while, Tian Yuxuan was really going to give birth! This...... What can I do about this?! The first time I heard that someone got pregnant and gave birth to a child instantly, or ...... I'll figure out how to ...... that kid in a moment."

"That's it! Steady, don't move anything, I'll be there now! ”

I hung up the phone, took the Dream Tapir and took a taxi to Jiang Han's house.

The dream-eating tapir became the size of a palm and followed me honestly.

The driver was a talker, and he said, "Little brother, your pet pig is quite cute......"

The dream-eating tapir was about to rush forward in anger, but I held it down and pinched its mouth.

It kicks on all fours.

I ignored it, and said with a smile: "No, it's stupid, bad-tempered, and disgusting, if I hadn't taken it in, it would have gone to the slaughterhouse a long time ago." ”

The driver glanced at the struggling dream tapir and nodded thoughtfully: "Yes, it's not honest at first glance." Do you usually bite people? ”

Although I don't like to talk to strangers too much, I will never give up the opportunity to make the dream tapir deflated.

"Can you not bite, it's inhumane, I give it food, it still bites me, remember to eat or not, white-eyed wolf is a ......"

"Why don't you sell it to me......"

"You're not afraid it bites?"

"I've been hungry for pork lately. Pet pigs from snacks are good to drink, and the meat quality must be good! The driver swallowed his saliva, looked up and down, and said in a pitiful tone: "It's just too small......

"Master, I'm here."

"Huh? Oh! If you don't add a WeChat, when you want to sell, you can find me at any time. ”

The dream-eating tapir's eyes are cloudy and vicious.

I covered its eyes and grinned and added WeChat with the driver.

Then he walked out with one of the Dream Eater's legs.

The dream-eating tapir turned its head sharply and looked at the driver viciously.

Then, in front of the driver, the tapir suddenly changed back to its original size, broke free of my hand, and smiled contemptuously at the driver.

The driver stood in place sluggishly, wiped his eyes several times, and after confirming that he was not mistaken, he was so frightened that he ran away.

On the way, he called his friend and was horrified: "It's really evil! I met a pig today that can get bigger! ”

"Haha, isn't it good that pigs can get bigger? Isn't there an endless stream of pork to eat......"

"It's not what you think, that pig's nose is long, it can be on the ground, and its eyes are always scary, no, I have to go to the temple to worship in the past two days......"

“……”

I told the Dream Eater to wait outside the window, and when the situation was not right, he rushed in.

The dream-eating tapir's eyes are rolling, don't think about it, that driver will probably have a "good dream" tonight.

In fact, the dream-eating tapir is the least hurtful of all the demons and monsters I have encountered, and it will only make people have nightmares when they are in a hurry, and they generally do not hurt people's lives.

The fishy smell is getting stronger and stronger, and you can smell it downstairs through the iron door.

The fishy smell is mixed with a slightly sweet smell of blood, which makes people want to be disgusted.

When I came to the tenth floor, the door of Jiang Han's house was wide open.

I pulled out a stack of evil charms and strode in.

The rice tanks in the four corners of the southeast, northwest and northwest were all broken, and the sewage inside kept flowing outward.

The talismans on the wedding photos also disappeared, and a loud cry came from the bedroom.

My face changed and I rushed in.

I saw Zhang Geng, Tian Xiameng and Jiang Han all lying on the floor for a long time.

The merman pretending to be Narita Yuxuan sat on the bed with his back to me.

Her long hair fell down and fell like kelp in water.

My pupils are constricted.

No! It's kelp!

I could clearly see kelp in her head!

She turned her head slowly, holding a white baby in her arms.

The baby doesn't cry or scream, and the fleshy cheeks are piled together, which is cute.

I'm sure this baby is a real human being.

A youkai at the bottom of the sea who came all the way here just to give birth to a human child?

This monster finally couldn't maintain Tian Yuxuan's appearance, countless blue-green seaweed appeared above her head, her face was full of slimy aquatic plants, her eyes went up and down, one big and one small, one in the middle and one on the right side.

Her nose and mouth were drowning in aquatic weeds, green and yellow, and she looked disgusting.

Her body still maintains the appearance of a normal woman, but there is something moving in her skin, and it should not be long before she lasts.

She looked down at the baby in her arms, two crystal tears flowing from her strange eyes.

When the tears met the air, they suddenly condensed, turning into two pearls that were round and jade, and the color was bright and white, and they rolled down on the bed without making any sound.

I suddenly felt as if she was sending me a message.

As I approached slowly, I felt that the smell of rancid on her body was so heavy that it made my scalp tingle.

I grabbed the evil charm between my index and middle fingers and said in a cold voice, "Why don't you give birth in the sea?" How did you give birth to a human child? Are you a merman?! ”

She remained silent, the kelp above her head like a living creature, constantly burrowing into her head, and she screamed in pain.

"Wow————!"

I was stunned for a moment, it turned out that the baby cry I heard was actually from her.

No wonder she stopped talking since she came ashore.

She suddenly took out her phone and pulled up a photo.

This is an old black and white photo, in which is a bright beauty, deep eyes, a high nose bridge, and pale pupils.

She lay lazily on the beach, with a big smile and four slender legs.

I narrowed my eyes and asked, "Is this you?" ”