Chapter 282: True and False Cat Lady
As a bodyguard, Melina found that it was indeed quite difficult for her to earn 100 gold lei.
Scholars are somewhat similar to clockwork cats in the degree of trouble.
They would often go to an inexplicable place, look at the delicate fruit with fatal curiosity, reach out and touch it, and find that it was some kind of mimic dragon bait, and then run away with a roar, screaming, and jumping with their eyes closed.
Melina fished these creatures out of mimic dragons sixteen times like clockwork cats.
There were also six or seven times after the other party climbed the towering tree, and I didn't know how to get down.
There were also two encounters with the Red Feather Dragon, the same one, this high-level dragon certainly did not want scholars to study the 'battle damage' on its body, as a dragon that could indeed be called 'glamorous' in appearance, they were the main victims of the Tyrant Dragon. After all, it's rare to see a more beautiful dragon than the Red Feather Dragon here.
The last three times Melina herself was targeted by dragons, wolves, and wild dragon tortoises, all of whom were creatures in heat due to the Tyrant Dragon Factor, and they regarded Melina as a pretty individual in their own race.
It's unbearable.
Even in the middle of the bodyguard mission, Melina found time to do them.
And that's just the bodyguard part.
Navigating the wilderness can easily lead to a sense of loneliness.
Therefore, the bodyguards also have to play the role of pastors and listen to the researchers.
But this was fine for Melina, because Professor Belen and Professor Sophie were mixed up with her, nominally Sophie was withdrawn and lonely, and Belen was lonely and withdrawn, and the two professors really needed a short, big-breasted priest to help with the confession.
It's also a reduction in workload.
Unfortunate is Jackria, as a horse lady with a fairly pure blood, she was harassed by the researchers and was about to learn G to vomit in the grove.
The Echo Team is decent, but even if Joan and Lei are so much asymmetrically alike, the researchers can't tell who is who.
In Don Quixote's words:
"The blonde one is Lei, and the double ponytail is Joan."
Incidentally, Don Quixote borrowed a Wilderness Scholar robe (very hard-wearing, very good, and very high-quality), and then he almost blended in with the Scholars. I have to say that the old thing of the fairy wind bone has this kind of passivity, but fortunately it was caught by Professor Belen.
The real crisis on the road is that they provoked the Red Feather Dragon.
Fortunately, Melina and G are both people who do not drop the chain at critical moments.
Probably the most interesting thing is encountering a different world version of 'Pea Shooter'.
A unique potato flower that infuses potatoes with explosive factors and shoots them out, with a powerful attack that nearly kills Don Quixote. Melina felt the preciousness of this 'fully automatic enemy battery', and secretly dug up two plants and brought them back.
It's been a while since she's been boursalizing Caterina's baby plants, and now that she has these potato flowers, if she can get the intelligence of Caterina's treasures, she can make a cheap watcher's battery, which is great news.
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Back in Hamlet, the Bachelors book a tavern run by Clockwork Cat and prepare for a drink.
Even taverns offer juice drinks, and the main thing to watch out for is that the clockwork cats can drink non-alcoholic drinks - these cats will pour the special brew into it and look at you innocently with their big watery eyes.
"It's the pay."
Sophie was dressed in a cute bachelor's robe, with her hands on her hips and long sleeves that kept her little paws from sticking out. This should also be regarded as a kind of cute sleeve dress. She was handing out money to the bodyguards one by one.
Joan and Lei stepped forward.
Sophie's gaze circled among them, and the petite Miss Professor suddenly said, "What about another person?" Aren't the three of you in a squad? ”
Joan replied:
"He's partying—"
She pointed to Don Quixote, who was drinking with the clockwork cat, which was not encouraged, after all, the clockwork cat knew how much to drink.
Sophie already knew, so she pretended to be surprised, and then took out three small bags very simply:
"Then you can get it for him, remember to let him drink less."
Melina thought to herself that this person would definitely not be able to tell the difference between Joan and Lei, so she switched to such a compromise.
The next person to take the money was G, and her expression only became extremely soft when she took the money.
Then there's Jackria, and finally Melina.
"I'm really glad you could help."
Sophie shook Melina's hand, and to tell the truth, it felt weird to shake hands through her sleeve.
She spoke enthusiastically: "I'll look for you next time." ”
Although she treated her with special treatment, Melina felt that she deserved it, and it was more difficult to take care of this group of researchers who were close to the spring outing of clockwork cats than it was to take care of the same number of clockwork cats.
Of course, it's also a little bit weak.
Not many people know about the fact that the off-duty girl group wants to target the tyrant dragon, and even acquaintances think they are joking, after all, it is the first level 14 red dragon species, and the strength can't be harder.
So Melina and the others have prostituted the results and intelligence of the ecological research team for nothing.
But after thinking about it, this is Belen's white prostitution, what is the matter with Xiaomei!
If you think about it in this way, you can accept this result with peace of mind.
Seeing that her expression became soothing, Sophie smiled:
"Let's go eat and drink."
Suddenly, there was thunderous applause in the tavern, Melina turned her head, and saw a group of catwomen dressed only in the light gauze of standard desert dancers appeared on the stage in the center of the tavern, and the music with a desert flavor began to play, and the catwomen danced passionately.
Skin with a shiny finish.
Curious genuine stuffed cat ears.
The slender tail and slender and soft body, coupled with the weak waist, and the exaggerated figure.
Let even those who think of themselves as 'Iron Straight Girls' swallow their saliva.
Even Jackria, a self-proclaimed innocent pony girl, stares intently.
A chubby clockwork cat with a horn shouted:
"Meow, let's welcome, the Desert Cats Oasis Dance Troupe from Milantros, let them take you back to that Oasis night, Meow!"
Clockwork cats are said to have a connection to most of the cat people.
They have enough ability to invite these catwomen, who are rarely seen in the outside world.
Melina heard a few clockwork cats muttering to her, "Meow, these cats aren't even fat." "Not even furry!" "Meow, there's no cat in there!" "And how did they get their tails? Meow? ”
Melina especially wanted to cover her face with her hands at this time.
It's not easy for a cat girl.
As a real world, not every cat lady is particularly beautiful, just as not every cat is particularly cute, there are also ugly. Therefore, in order to make up for part of the 'vacant beautiful cat lady', people will always find a way.
Those who are honest will choose the genetically modified cat banshee (too honest).
Those who are not sincere will choose artificial cat girls (in fact, they are also very sincere).
Don't care how their cat ears and cat tail came from, they dance so samba and passion, and their tail and ears don't fall off, then they can be regarded as cat girls!
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Melina sat at the professor's desk.
Although Professor Nino did not participate in the ecological expedition, he also came to join in the celebration. Her popularity is very strong, even more prosperous than Belen, who is a part-time idol, probably because she is a 'full professor' in the true sense of the word, which is extremely rare in this world.
On average, 1 to 3 results per month.
It's inconceivable for scientific research to produce results consistently, but there's no way around it. There are too many professionals in this world, and if you don't have the level to produce results every month, you can't be a professor.
And when it comes to playing games, Professor Nino is also at a high level.
She and Melina secretly play a game of 'guess the cat lady race'.
Without knowing where the cat lady belonged, she easily guessed the identity of 90% of the cat girls.
Melina, on the other hand, is 100%.
Because Melina is better able to tell which cat girls are purebred humans......
(End of chapter)