Chapter 222: Underdrawn
I smiled, and the Dream Eater instantly shrank its neck, covered its mouth, and stared at me with round eyes.
I shrugged my shoulders indifferently: "Then you just run behind the buggy, you are killed by the sun, I don't care." ”
"Cut! Lao Tzu, cough cough, I don't want you to care, I ran behind Wang Liqing's off-road vehicle before. He doesn't drive as fast as you, and your driving skills are like a snail. ”
My hands began to itch again, and I grabbed the tapir's nose and "snapped" it twice, causing its eyes to go straight and its whole body to go limp.
As for the dream-eating tapir, I met me, if Wang Liqing found out, Wang Liqing would definitely be like a smoke soul, without picking up the skin, so he ate it alive.
It's just underdrawn!
The dream-eating tapir I hit mooed and mooed, and it was honest.
The Dream Eater Tapir reluctantly turned into a chubby little fragrant pig, only the tail was pure black.
A pair of big ears flickering, much more beautiful than the one itself.
I tapped its fangs twice: "Have you become a fragrant pig or a wild boar?" ”
The dream-eating tapir stretched out its hooves and touched its fangs, and its fangs disappeared completely.
Now, just from the outside, everyone will think that it is just an ordinary pet little fragrant pig.
But if anyone dares to underestimate it, this retributive guy will inevitably take revenge in his dreams.
I walked back with the Dream Tapir in my arms, and asked as I went, "Do you know what this ruin is about?" ”
Dream Eater Tapir rolled his eyes: "If I knew everything, I would pretend to be Bai Ze, and I wouldn't become a pet pig here!" ”
It seems that there is a lot of resentment about becoming a pet pig!
The Dream Eater Tapir changed his words and said, "But ...... It's familiar, I think I've seen it in some dream......"
The dream-eating tapir paused and began to think.
I let it think and took it back to the dirt bike.
As soon as Luan Xi saw the Dream Eater Tapir, he immediately exuded a strong sense of friendship.
"Oh, Brother Zhao, this little fragrant pig is so cute!"
Originally, the dream-eating tapir, who was reluctant to become a little fragrant pig, immediately raised his head when he heard the words, and hummed twice, as if inviting merit.
Luan Xi continued: "When we find Brother Ren, we can kill pigs and eat pork to celebrate!" I want to eat braised ......"
Speaking of this, Luan Xi sighed: "It's a pity, there aren't so many seasonings in the desert. Before I came, I specially told Geng Chengping to bring those things that he had taken away, damn it! ”
The white and chubby body of the 'little fragrant pig' froze, and it looked at the simple and kind Luan Xi in disbelief, only thinking that she was more terrible than the demon!
The dry ruler glanced at the 'little fragrant pig' in my hand, showed an expression that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and said slowly: "Okay, we can also collect some cactus, and then mix a cold dish, one meat and one vegetable, and nutrition matching." ”
The body of the 'little fragrant pig' trembled, the fat on his body was white, and Luan Xi's eyes didn't turn when he saw it.
The 'little fragrant pig' shrunk into my arms, and his whole body stiffened, he was angry and helpless, and because of my deterrence, he didn't dare to hurt people, so he could only 'snort' and pant heavily.
Luan Xi nodded again and again: "Okay, okay." Zhao Rui, dry ruler, let's hurry up, Brother Ren doesn't know what the situation is now......"
In the end, Luan Xi's mood was low again, she was so innocent, all her emotions were written on her face.
It's no wonder that Ren Ke likes her, and people probably like the opposite personality to themselves.
I sat in the driver's seat, and the two hooves of the little fragrant pig grabbed my clothes.
The dry ruler laughed lightly, and the copper coin on his face swayed.
She stretched out her hands and gently touched the back of the little fragrant pig, then grabbed it by the back of the neck and pulled it up.
'Little Fragrant Pig' struggled twice, but suddenly stiffened and did not move.
It looked at me with horror in its eyes.
It's scared, probably because it's afraid of being eaten by a dry ruler.
I patted its head soothingly: "Don't worry, I won't eat you." ”
But the little fragrant pig was even more frightened, it shook its head again and again, and leaned half of its body in my direction, but it did not want to approach the dry ruler.
When I saw it like this, I couldn't help but say, "Dry ruler, since it doesn't want to sit in the co-pilot, let it go to the back and stay by itself......
Gan Qi didn't follow my words, but asked, "Zhao Rui, where did you find the little fragrant pig." This is in the desert, and a white and chubby little fragrant pig suddenly appeared, how to think about it is not normal, right? This thing...... It can't be some kind of monster, right? We still threw it away to be more safe......"
I pursed my lips and started the car.
"It's okay, I know it, it's going to be fine."
I winked at the ruler and hinted to her that this so-called 'little fragrant pig' was in the same league as us.
The dry ruler obviously didn't understand what I meant, but instead stretched out his hand, gently twisted the nose of the little fragrant pig, a slight smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and said in a low voice: "Zhao Rui, do you know a little fragrant pig in the desert?" You're so well connected. ”
The dry ruler pulled the nose of the little fragrant pig, and pulled its nose long, like an elephant's trunk.
I just feel extremely embarrassed, the dream tapir guy dropped the chain at a critical moment, let it pretend to be a little fragrant pig, and it can show its filling.
Trash Beast!
Luan Xi, who was sitting in the back row, just happened to see the dry ruler dragging the nose of the 'little fragrant pig' so long, like an elephant's trunk.
She pointed to the dry ruler, the corners of her mouth trembled, and she couldn't speak for a long time.
The dry ruler rubbed the nose of the dream tapir, and the nose of the dream tapir was in her hand, like plasticine, and changed back to its original appearance.
Luan Xi's eyes widened, and his mouth was open enough to stuff an egg.
"Dry ruler...... You, how are you? ”
Ganqi hugged the little fragrant pig, turned his head slightly, and smiled gently: "Luan Xi, what's wrong?" ”
"You, why did you just elongate the nose and nose of the little fragrant pig......
Gan Qi frowned slightly, and said in confusion: "No, you see, isn't this nose very normal?" Luan Xi, what's wrong with you? ”
Ganchi's rhetorical question made Luan Xi panic, and she said in a daze: "Impossible, I obviously saw that you stretched this pig's nose, and then rubbed it back!! ”
The dry ruler sneered, turned his soft fingers twice, and said with a smile: "Luan Xi, you are hallucinating because you are too worried about Ren Ke, right?" It's just a pig, how can I possibly stretch its nose out? Your imagination is too rich......"
"Impossible!! I see it! I really saw it! Zhao Rui, did you see it just now? ”
Gan Qi turned his head to look at me fixedly, and Luan Xi leaned over and looked at me with burning heat.