Chapter Seventy-Seven: Making Money Out of Thin Air
The ancients didn't need bells and whistles at all, as soon as they took off their clothes, their arms were open, they went to the nail bed, and the big stone was covered on the chest. With a bang, the stone shattered in half.
The strong man got up and dusted off his body, except for a few red marks pressed by the nails, almost undamaged!
"Good!"
"Boom la la ......"
The copper coins that were rewarded were like rain.
The strong man is all ruthless, Shen Wenjun and Zhou Yazhao are all beautiful, they are both vegetables and love to watch, when it comes to the tense link, they pinch Song Che's arm fiercely, burying their heads and not daring to look at it, only dare to ask: "Has it fallen!" Dropped! His tongue was cut off and he didn't ......."
It's like I'm expecting someone's tongue to be cut off by a blade.
Song Che said bitterly: "People's tongues haven't fallen out, my shoulder is about to be pinched and swollen by you, in my opinion, let's go listen to the little songs, these are too ruthless, I'm afraid you will have nightmares at night......"
Shen Wenjun and Zhou Yazhao shook their heads into rattles, saying that they had to finish the two brothers' unique work.
The short man plays tricks more gently than the strong man, he claims to have learned a few hands of Qimen Dunjia with the gods on Laoshan Mountain, clavicle magic skills, empty bowl of raw water or something, always outsiders to see the lively, insiders to watch the doorway.
In addition to the hard work that Song Che has been practicing hard since childhood, he also has some small magic tricks used by flirting with girls.
"Look, you see, I have an empty bowl in my hand, as long as I cover this red cloth and recite the mantra, it will give birth to water!"
"If you can really conjure water, we will have a lot of money!"
"Okay, then judges, keep your eyes open and optimistic!"
The short man put the red cloth on the mouth of the bowl, called left and right, and chanted: "The Dragon King of the Four Seas listens to my order, quickly pour water into my bowl!" ”
Then, he presented the bowl to Shen Wenjun: "This son, you shout three times at the mouth of the bowl!" Then the water will come naturally! ”
"Really?" Shen Wenjun also cleared his throat for this reason and shouted three times: "Water!" Here comes the water! Here comes the water! ”
"Here comes the water!" The short man took off the red cloth, and a bowl of cool water filled the bowl, and the short man sprinkled the water one by one, "Ladies and gentlemen, look, is this water coming?" ”
"Wow! Sure enough, he is a disciple of the gods! It's amazing, deserve a reward! Reward! Shen Wenjun should take out the silver taels from his sleeve. Song Che squeezed her hand and said loudly: "What's so strange about changing water, I can still give birth to money!" ”
The eyes of all the spectators focused on Song Che.
The short man also said: "Gold, wood, water, fire and earth, among the five elements, 'gold' is the most difficult to move, will the son really move gold?" ”
Song Che smiled indifferently, "I won't tell you, I have also gone to Kunlun Mountain to learn a few magical powers, if you don't believe it, and see how I make money." ”
Anyway, it's fun, and while everyone is interested, it's okay to show your hands and be lively.
Song Che picked up a copper coin from the ground, placed it in the palm of his hand, and made it public: "Everyone can be optimistic, now the copper coin is in my right hand, as long as I blow a breath, it can disappear out of thin air." ”
The eyes widened.
Song Che clenched his fists, muttered a few words while learning to look, handed his fist to Shen Wenjun, and said with a smile: "Come, Brother Shen, blow a breath." ”
Shen Wenjun cooperated and blew a breath.
Song Che slowly opened his fist, where is the shadow of copper coins?
Shen Wenjun held Song Che's palm, and he didn't find it after turning it over, "Where is the copper coin?" Where have you become? ”
Song Che smiled: "It was taken away by the God of Wealth." ”
At this time, someone questioned: "Most of them are hidden in his left hand, do you dare to spread your left hand as well." ”
Song Che spread out his left hand and made it public, but it was naturally empty.
Everyone sighed.
"Brother Song, this is someone's reward, you can't change it away, quickly turn it out and return it to others." Shen Wenjun said.
Song Che said: "The copper coin is obviously on you." ”
"On me?" Shen Wenjun groped up and down, and shook his head resolutely: "Impossible, impossible, I have ingots on me, and I never carry copper coins." ”
"Here and here!" Song Che grabbed Shen Wenjun's hair bun with a gesture, and what was it that was not a copper coin on his fingertips?
"Hey! God of God, when did you hide the copper coins in my hair? Shen Wenjun scratched his head, puzzled.
"It's not over yet." Song Che grabbed the copper coin in his hand again in public, handed it to Zhou Yazhao and said, "Brother Zhou, you come and blow again." ”
Zhou Yazhao blushed and blew on it.
Song Che took two steps back, raised his fist high, and said mysteriously: "Everyone, don't blink, the next is the moment to witness the miracle-"
He slowly opened his palm, and the copper coin was long gone, replaced by a silver ingot.
"A copper coin becomes ten taels of silver, it is simply possessed by the God of Wealth!"
"Childe, would you like to accept an apprentice to teach me this art of making money?"
Suddenly, the applause was thunderous, and the voices were boiling.
Only the Tong brother looked bitter, and the short man said: "Son, your tricks are willing to bow to the villain, but you are clothed and fed, but the villain has to rely on this to eat......"
Song Che laughed, "Next!" "Throw the silver to the short man," the trick is good, and it should be rewarded. ”
The brothers held the silver, smiled happily, and thanked them again and again.
Song Che took the two beauties and walked out of the crowd in the sound of approval.
In addition to the hustle and bustle of Goolan Washer, there is a more quiet and beautiful scenery by the West Lake, putting lotus lanterns, cruising at night, leaning on the railing to listen to the wind, sitting in the pavilion and tasting tea, most of them are young people in pairs, and the main thing is a comfortable and romantic.
Shen Wenjun bought a large basket of lotus lanterns, lovers, close friends, parents, grandmothers, everyone who knew and cared about asked for peace charms.
"I hope He Xianglian's father and daughter don't suffer in the prison cell......"
Padmasambhava, drifting with the tide, stood on the shore, quietly admiring it, and praying heartily.
"Two young ladies, slave maids...... The slave is looking for you! "A little maid, panting and running over, is the maid of the new school of Wutong Garden, remember that her name is Xiaohuan.
"Xiaohuan, what's wrong?" Shen Wenjun took the maid and asked.
"Old lady, old lady, she ......"
"Grandma, something happened to her!"
"No, it'......s not," Xiaohuan took a deep breath, "Old lady, she sent someone to inform you at noon, asking you to go to the family banquet in the evening, saying that there is something very important to announce!" When the slave heard the news, she came out to look for you, and her legs were going to break this day......"
"Something important?" Shen Wenjun looked at Song Che suspiciously.
The three of them, two are grandsons, and one is a concubine, unless it is a New Year's holiday, it is extremely difficult to eat a family banquet, right?
Song Che asked Zhou Yazhao with a smile, "Auntie, how long has it been since you had a family banquet?" ”
Zhou Yazhao shook his head, and it could be seen from his regretful expression that it should have never been.
A maid who has never been on the table was suddenly called to the table, isn't this serious?
"Let's go back to Zhou's mansion."
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