Chapter 62: Crushing His Waist (Two in One, Ask for a Monthly Pass!) )
Outside Konoha Village, outside the original root base, the figures of Otono and Kakashi appeared here.
Whoosh –
A kunai suddenly pinned in front of the two of them, and a ninja wearing a mask jumped down from the tree: "The darkness is heavy, and the idlers stop." ”
Bang!
kicked the other party out of the air, and Otonai put his hands in his pockets and swaggered into the base.
Kakashi: "......"
Although he said that he had been prepared for a long time, Yin Wu's style was still arrogant beyond his expectations...
"Enemy attack!"
A ninja shouted, and was slapped into the wall by a sand hand.
Inside the base, in a dark room somewhere, Tuan Zang listened to the screams and battles coming from outside, and his face was gloomy as if he was about to drip water.
Bang!
The door was kicked open, and Oto's left hand was in his pocket, and his right index finger hooked the ring at the end of the kunai, and he turned the kunai for a while, and staggered into the house.
"Sasi ignores Da Na ~ Tuan Zang." Looking at Tuan Zang, who had a gloomy face but didn't dare to move, Yin Wule spoke.
"Bastard! Trespassing into the dark land, attacking your fellow villagers for no reason, do you want to rebel?! Tuan Zang's face sank and he said sharply.
"Rebellion?"
Yin Wu tilted his head: "Then you can rebel against me~"
Tuan Zang was stagnant, and he almost didn't hold his breath.
The old man gave you a hat to make you have scruples and restraints, not to make you rebel logically!!
Looking at Yin Wu's face, 'I'm going to rebel, what can you do with me?' 's single-minded appearance, Tuan Zang was depressed for a while.
No, this hat can't be buttoned casually, in case this kid really rebels as soon as he goes up, won't the old man's Hokage dream be completely out of play?
He had already known all about the turmoil in the Death Forest before, and the little ghost in front of him had a kaleidoscope writing wheel eye that was once only available in the ninja world Shura Uchiha Madara, and even opened the ultimate power of the Uchiha clan, Susa Nenghu!
Not only that, but the other party also devoured the power of a tailed crane, and the tailed beast jade said to let it go!
His gaze vaguely swept over Yin Wu's right arm, and a trace of greed flashed in Tuan Zang's eyes.
After being silent for a long time, Tuan Zang looked like he hated iron but not steel, and slowly spoke: "What a frizzy guy, you are here for the child of the Vortex Clan, right?" ”
"Oh?"
Yin Wu raised his eyebrows, a little curious about what this guy was going to do: "'The village cleaned up the mess for me, so the detained vortex descendants should be handed over to the village for cultivation...' I heard you said so?" ”
"You're mistaken."
Tuan Zang shook his head slightly, with a heavy expression on his face that I did all this for the sake of the village: "That kid has perfectly inherited the abilities of the Uzumaki clan, and the old man is just thinking about cultivating it well..."
"Cultivate?"
Yin Wu glanced at him contemptuously: "What kind of goods are you Tuanzang, who in the world doesn't understand?" When I was one of the two fools of the Uchiha family? ”
Tuan Zang's cheeks twitched, and the scolding of Yin Wu could be said to be quite ugly, and by the way, even Uchiha also scolded together.
Although, it's true that the people of that group are not very smart...
"The bravest thing the old thing has ever done in his life is the deafening silent sound that came out when the second generation was broken, right?"
As always, Yin Wu exerted the strength of the strongest king, and Tuanzang's pupils shrank suddenly, and then the killing intent in his heart could not help but rise.
"The old man doesn't know what you're talking about..."
"Well... You don't need to be clear, in short, hurry up and hand over the person to me, I'm in a good mood today, don't know what to do if you leave your life. ”
Tuan Zang's cheeks twitched again, at this moment he really wanted to kill the poisonous tongue imp in front of him desperately.
But no, you'll die...
His face was cloudy and uncertain for a while, and Tuan Zang's mind was racing, but he decided to hold on to it one last time: "It is the decision of the village leaders to let Xiang Phosphorus join the dark department!" You're just a village tobear—"
Poof!
The blood light rose to the sky, Tuan Zang was stunned, took a step back tremblingly, and his face turned pale.
His left arm is gone!
The bloodstained blade of sand slowly disintegrated, and he returned to Otonai with the withered arm that had been with him for decades.
Yin Wu raised his hand and pointed at it, and a soybean-sized tailed beast jade slammed that arm into a blood mist.
Tuan Zang gasped, his whole body trembled uncontrollably, and his only remaining arm was destroyed by Yin Wu!
Previously, because Uchiha Fugaku pointed out the problem of his right arm at the meeting, due to the joint pressure of various families, even Sarutobi only barely saved his life.
As for the arm that transplanted the intercolumnar cells and the writing wheel eye, the Uchiha police force was red-eyed and monitored the whole process of removing his arm!
But fortunately at that time, because of the particularity of the intercolumnar cells, the arm was woodened as soon as it was removed, and the trace amount of intercolumnar cells remaining in the body quickly sealed the wound without him feeling any pain.
But there are no intercolumnar cells on this arm!
"Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking to you."
Blowing his index finger carelessly, Yin Wu raised his eyelids slightly: "Although I am only a little patient in the village, if I am unhappy, I can also force you to be your father, I don't think anyone will dare to have an opinion." ”
"So now listen to me, I'm going to go to the hot springs later, and I'm going to have a barbecue at night, and I won't see anyone in two minutes, and you'll have to suffer an old sin..."
Cold sweat rolled down from the top of his head, Tuan Zang was full of fear, his face twitched violently, he endured the pain in his shoulder, and hurriedly said: "She's in the training ground!" ”
Yin Wu leaned against the wall, glanced at him, and said in a leisurely tone: "You still have one minute and fifty-five seconds, fifty-four..."
Tuan Zang rushed out of the room and hurried in the direction of the training ground: "Someone! Come on! Bring the 'phosphorus' here! ”
Hearing Tuan Zang's shouting, Yin Wu sneered lightly: "The action is quite fast, the code name has been chosen..."
The light and shadow in the room flickered, and Kakashi quietly appeared beside him, "I thought you were going to kill him." ”
"What am I going to do with him?" Yin Wu rolled his eyes: "My father was not forced to death by him with rumors. ”
Kakashi: "......"
He now seriously suspects that this kid's mouth and chrysanthemum are reversed when he was born!
"The reaction was unexpectedly calm." The tone is silent and the tone is leisurely.
"Well... There is nothing surprising about what I have already guessed. Kakashi sighed lightly, "Is it because of the power struggle?" ”
"It's because your father is too popular, and the name of Konoha White Fang is resounding all over the world."
Otonari shrugged: "That old guy always dreamed of being the Hokage, so... You can get the idea, right? ”
Kakashi frowned, "Those three generations...?" ”
Yin Wu shrugged his shoulders again: "No strength, no rights, of course limited." ”
Kakashi's brows furrowed even tighter, and he felt something strange about things, "How come?" The third generation is the strongest Hokage, proficient in the five attribute changes, even when he was young, he shouldn't be so restricted..."
"The strongest Hokage?"
Otonai was stunned for a moment, and looked at Kakashi with an incredulous expression.
Good guy, when I first watched the anime, I thought you Kakashi was a bastard, so I would say something like the strongest Hokage, but I didn't expect you to really think that?!
(PS: At the beginning of the plot, this guy was shocked when he saw the white one-handed seal, and he really didn't have much knowledge... )
Noticing Otona's ghostly expression, Kakashi wondered, "Is there anything wrong with what I said?" ”
That's five attribute changes! Isn't it strong?
"Five attribute changes, does he have any blood inheritance?" Tone no questions.
"Nope." Kakashi shook his head.
"Can he destroy Konoha with one blow?" Otomu asked again.
"Can't—" Kakashi shook his head again.
"You see, this is not there, although as far as ordinary people are concerned, he should already be very powerful, but this world still has to pay attention to bloodline after all." Otonai sighed.
"Bloodline?"
Kakashi looked at Oto-no in some surprise, he didn't expect this kid to believe in this thing.
As a genius ninja who was once famous, Kakashi had always felt that he was no worse than those Blood Succession ninjas, even if it was the likes of Sharingan, he didn't feel that he would lose to these geniuses of the Blood Succession Family.
If it weren't for the fact that he had been decadent for so many years, and the writing wheel eyes that couldn't be turned off continued to wear out blue, he felt that his strength should not be worse than that of the ape flying sun.
I wanted to discuss this issue with Yin Wu, but was interrupted by the sound of hurried footsteps in the corridor.
A root endured walking into the house with Xiang Phosphorus, Yin Wu glanced at Xiang Phosphorus, and after sensing it with mental power, after confirming that it was me, his right hand rested on Xiang Phosphorus's shoulder: "It seems that it hasn't been marked with any strange curses." ”
"Although the training method is still harsh, the current training of newcomers in the dark department is dominated by the three generations, and the Uchiha is staring at him, so he doesn't dare to do anything in this regard." Kakashi explained.
Otonai asked, "What about the Uchiha?" I haven't seen them for a long time..."
Kakashi glanced at him, "Do you think they'll take care of the life or death of the group?" ”
"It's also..."
Otono nodded and beckoned to Kao, "That old thing shouldn't have the guts to come to see me, Kakashi, you really don't plan to take this opportunity to kill him?" I don't mind helping you carry the pot once~"
"There's no need."
Kakashi shook his head slightly, "Killing him now will only give someone else a talking point, and... I want to give him the most painful punishment. ”
Otono: "Emasculated him?" ”
"It's not!"
Kakashi's face darkened, how about you being like you, with a mind full of women? A guy like Tuanzang, if you give him a waist, he won't take it seriously, right?
"I want to carry on the legacy of my old friend and become the Hokage!"
Kakashi's tone sank, and his face was serious: "Then openly try Danzo's crimes, destroy his dreams, make him ruined, and finally give him a final judgment in the name of Hokage!" ”
"Didn't you say he dreamed of being Hokage? Then I will completely crush his dreams, and there is nothing more cruel than crushing his dreams. ”
"There are still some."
Otono thought for a moment: "For example, smashing his waist..."
Kakashi: "......"
Why does this kid always run to other people's three ways?
Sure enough, in the eyes of the color critics, there are no more important organs in the body than the reproductive system...
Glancing at Phosph, who was also following behind Tone, Kakashi sighed in his heart, this is also a beautiful girl.
"What are you going to do with this kid?" Kakashi asked.
"What else can I do? Sign up for Konoha Ninja status, then rent a house to do quests, and be a member of Konoha Ninja from then on. ”
Yin Wu said, looking at Xiang Phosphorus: "I don't need you to be used as an emergency blood bag like when I was in the grass, I will guarantee your human rights, but occasionally when my friend is injured, I hope to borrow your ability, is it okay?" ”
Hearing this, Xiang Phosphorus was a little silent for a while.
Yin Wu saw that she was silent, and frowned slightly: "With my strength, I can guarantee that I will not use your ability most of the time, if you feel dissatisfied..."
"I'm satisfied!"
Xiang Li hurriedly grabbed the corner of Yin Wuyi, a pair of red eyes were shining, noticing Yin Wu's gaze, and turned his head with red cheeks: "I just... I don't want to give a bite to anyone other than you..."
"Ahh I knew it. Kakashi looked up at the sky, his hands in his pockets as if he hadn't heard anything, and the dead fish's eyes were extremely blank.
"Yoh?"
Yin Wu was also stunned, is this girl so easy to strategize?
It's true that I like to flirt with girls, but this hasn't started yet!
In the original book, Sasuke saved Xiang Phosphorus, and then the evil smile hooked the girl's soul away, but if I'm not mistaken, the last time I met this girl, I killed their two teammates without saying a word, right?
Although it is said that everyone in Caoyin Village is considered the enemy of Xiang Phosphorus, a guy who kills people without saying a word, even if he helps her kill the enemy, shouldn't he like it all at once, right?
My charm is terrifying?!
Justly, it is worthy of me!
Thinking of this, Yin Wu smiled greasy: "Miss, please respect yourself, I already have two girlfriends, I have two girlfriends..."
Xiang Phosphorus silently let go of his hand and looked at him as if he was a nervous disorder, then pushed his glasses and muttered: "You are a good person, I just want to thank you..."
You're a good guy...
Scald!
I was issued a good person card!
"Sorry, just kidding, I was abrupt." The corners of Otonai's mouth twitched, and he turned his head silently and glanced at Kakashi, who was smiling and couldn't see his eyebrows...
Xiang Phosphorus pursed her lips and smiled, looking at Yin Wu's back with a smile, with a faint flush on her face.
"Let's get here first, I need to go see Hokage-sama first, and see you at the barbecue in the evening."
Walking to the vicinity of the shopping street, Kakashi said hello and disappeared in front of the two of them in an instant.
Otomo went home and got a new set of clothes, and walked towards the hot spring street with Xiang Phosphorus.
"Wait until you go in, you can go directly to the women's bath, I asked Ino to bring you clothes, Ino is the yellow-haired girl who was next to me that day, I will open a room for you, you will stay in a hot spring inn for the past two days, and Kakashi will help you find a rental house later..."
Otonai walked ahead, talking as he went, his eyes searching for the hot springs that everyone had agreed upon.
I went to Tuanzang for a while, and the others should have arrived.
After looking for two minutes, I didn't find the hot spring shop, but I first found a white-haired old pervert who was glaring at the wall of the female soup...
Otono glanced at the hot spring shop that was peeed at, and quietly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, fortunately it was not the hot spring that everyone had agreed on.
Looking at the white-haired old pervert again, Yin condensed his pupil power without a face and expression, and decided to get rid of the troubles here directly, so as not to let Inono and them be peeped at later.
"Susanoo!"
The complete body of Susa was able to rise from the ground, and the white-haired ghost heard the movement behind him, and turned his head with a squinting face, and then his eyes exploded, and in his sight, a huge scabbard dozens of meters long roared with the sound of breaking through the air!
"Nani?!"
"Sine!!"
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(PS: Some readers say that Cthulhu is not pure spiritual pollution, but an excess of knowledge shock, of course I know this, but if I can really write that excess knowledge, I will not write a novel here, but do research at the Chinese Academy of Sciences.)
Because my ability is limited, this will be followed in the setting of this book.,But the plot will only be limited to the level of mental pollution.,So if the taste is uncomfortable, please forgive me.。 )