Chapter 495: Primitive Society is Good
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The weeping Wenfu team brought by Chuan Lin is called Man in the system... Province, the implementation of the cultural invasion propaganda action detachment of the strategic plan against the orcs"
At first, Leo was curious, and after reading such a long name in one breath, his face immediately turned red, and he almost didn't suffocate to death. Rao was like this, but he was also dizzy, lying on the table, sticking out his tongue and gasping for a long time. At the time, he was skeptical that this was another high-tech method of rectification that Lorraine had recently developed. can kill people invisibly, with what "potassium cyanide," with a smile half a step. and so on.
But it can't be said that his idea is wrong.
Because the reason why Lorraine gave the name so long is mainly because although this war was led by him, after that, things such as the course of the war, military orders, personnel transfers, etc., all had to be reported to the Imperial Ministry of Affairs.
And in the end, they have to go through a very strict review before they can approve the tongguΓ².
This is understandable, after all, such as military merit awards and military expenditures of personnel, they have to be reimbursed in the end.
Although everyone knew about the military expenditure this time, like Spiegel, His Majesty the Emperor was planning to play hooligans and get rid of it.
But the rules are hoes. If there is no such thing, the senators who have nothing to do all day long, only know how to make trouble with people, and have a nose bigger than a dog Turin, are arguing in the senate.
And what, the Count of Lorraine is not transparent about his military spending?
A large sum of money is extremely mysterious and missing?
What is he trying to do?
Do you want to form a private army and rebel when the time comes?
Or use that money and want to train killers, just like Director Hoover of Yangsi, his old man took advantage of the opaque cost of the Investigation Bureau, trained the killer, and used a Carcano rifle to "snap" Kennedy with one shot.
Lorraine didn't care about the flies' accusations, and no one would believe them. The adulterer of Her Royal Highness the eldest princess will want to assassinate His Majesty the Emperor.
But when those bastards get arguing, it's a big headache. Sometimes, even the emperor has to concede three points.
Lord Lorraine was also forced to do so.
And he gave this name to the propaganda team, which is to absorb the advanced experience of the devils of the United States in dealing with their Congress.
With such a long name, it can make those veterans who are engaged in approval and supervision breathless when they read here.
If you're lucky, you can suffocate two of them on the spot. It saves you a lot of trouble. Maybe there will be people who will send thank-you letters and pennants when they come back
Second, out of people's instinct, when the name is long, when reporting the public account, it can be reported much more than the name is shorter.
For example, Cixi, and Xiaoqin Cixi Duan estimate Kang Yi Zhao Yu Zhuang Cheng Shou Gong Qin Xian Chongxi with Tianxing Shengxian Empress, although they refer to the same person, but which one sounds more majestic.
And it is said that according to the rules of the royal family, every word of this is spoken to the title. It is related to the strict political issue of rank and treatment
Lorraine, as a good strategic commander, knew what the power of this cultural invasion was.
You don't need to fight in a group, you can make the opponent's brother surrender in a group, and then help yourself to fight in a group. This is the most admired realm in the Art of War.
This propaganda team, of course, he also put a lot of effort into it.
There is nothing to say about the treatment. Don't say anything else. Just with this long name, you can't help but attract everyone's attention.
In this way, there will naturally be more funding or something, and Lorraine can also give himself two more salaries in the name of a senior consultant and a director and screenwriter. Put a few more in your pocket.
At this time, the propaganda team began their first live performance.
By the time the sun had set on the other side of the horizon, they had set up a large meeting place in front of the Ampibali tribe. Begin the energetic performance of singing and dancing in the sunset and bonfire.
The fiery bonfire, the enthusiastic and unrestrained dance, the loud and cheerful singing, coupled with the fragrant and fragrant mutton cake that is roasting on the fire, and the mutton cake that is dripping with grease incessantly,
For the orcs of the Ampibaly tribe, this was something new that they had never seen before. Immediately, the clan went out to surround the propaganda team to see the freshness.
In addition, there are also the half-orcs under Lorraine, although along the way, the propaganda team has performed a lot of performances, but the enthusiastic and unrestrained cancan dance is not enough.
Especially when those half-orc girls kicked their plump thighs high into the air, every time they detonated the atmosphere of the scene, and the hall was full of applause.
At the same time, Lorraine's army also set up camp. The bonfires lit were more intricate and brighter than the stars in the sky.
As the commander of the Southern Expeditionary Army, the governor of Lorraine, in his busy schedule, also took time to meet with the patriarch of the Ampibali tribe in his own Chinese army tent.
Lorraine looked with interest at the Bribard patriarch, who was older than Dorieta, through the torches burning in the tent.
His face was wrinkled, the long hair on his body was about to fall out, even the hair on the top of his head was thinning, and the sharp teeth in his mouth that the orcs were proud of had also fallen out a lot. As soon as he spoke, he was a little uncontrollable, and it sounded a little vague.
It's like a thin old man who has worked hard all his life in the countryside. If you throw him into the pile of old human farmers, I believe it will be difficult to find him again.
Lorraine observed him for a long time, but now Bribard was facing him very much, his eyes were extremely obscene, and he secretly went to the place where the Wenfu team was not happy.
Lorraine was surprised, and said to herself, what is this old guy trying to do?
But Deibolle, who was at his side, was understanding. Seeing Lorraine's puzzlement, he whispered beside him at the moment: "This old guy has been a patriarch for less than twenty years, but he has twenty-two wives. β
Unbeknownst to Deibola, that number had risen to twenty-four in just six months.
"It's really amazing" After Lorraine heard it, he was immediately shocked. The way he looked at Brimbard changed suddenly.
Even Deibolle next to him could see the envy and jealousy in Lord Lorraine's eyes.
Although Deibol clenched his teeth and held back himself, he didn't laugh out loud, but he also endured it very hard, and even the face towel on his face shook one after another.
Lorraine took a deep breath, silently reciting the name of the Internet Divine Beast in his previous life, and felt angry when he looked at the old guy in front of him, and lost interest in talking to him again.
In case that old guy knows that he doesn't have a wife, his three girlfriends are still uneven, and he lives in dire straits every day, if he casts a contemptuous look, he will only have to slaughter him with a knife and kill him.
He sighed in his heart: It's still a primitive society, and everyone runs bare-bottomed. If you want to pack a few second wives, just pack a few second wives. If you want to find a few threes, just find a few threes. Whoever you like, as long as the fist is hard enough, just grab it directly.
He asked Brimbard a few casual questions and waved away.
After leaving Lorraine, Bribard was pardoned, and rushed straight into the crowd, cheering around the dancing female orcs.
Lorraine scratched his head and said to Deibole, "Are the half-orc chieftains like this? β
Deibol nodded and said, "Mostly. Greedy, ignorant, short-sighted, lustful, even if there are one or two eloquent characters once in a while, they are quickly overwhelmed by these stupid talents. β
Lorraine looked at Bribard's back in the distance, and took a disdainful "puff, puff, to show his contempt and contempt for the orc patriarch who had married more than twenty wives."
He returned his attention to what had happened before he met Patriarch Bribard.
Lorraine looked down at the map on the table. After a brief measurement on it, he said casually: "The next thing is to enter the Star Lake, do you estimate that the tribes you meet below will be as easy to talk as this."
Deibol pondered for a moment, shook his head and said: "No, you have to know about the orcs, their nature is to bully the weak and fear the hard, if they don't have a chance, just like this Bribard, he will know the times and lie down to be a dog."
If they see an opportunity, they will definitely fight to the death. The orcs on the shores of Star Lake are densely populated, and if they can see a little hope of defeating us, they will unite and fight us in this battle
Listening to Deibole bite us one by one, Lorraine smiled slightly with satisfaction and said, "If this battle is inevitable, do you see if there is a way to guarantee our victory."
Deibol frowned and said, "What do you mean?"
Lorraine shrugged his shoulders, then looked at the other party in surprise, and said, "Division, co-optation, bribery, separation, I don't need to teach you this, right?"
Deibol pointed his finger to his chest and said, "Are you going to leave this to me?"
Lorraine looked in the direction of Deibole's finger and saw the pink and white jade peak, smoother than mutton fat, and the bottomless ravine in the middle. I swallowed a mouthful of saliva involuntarily at the moment.
The voice was so loud that Lorraine herself was startled, and she hurriedly raised the water glass in her hand to cover it up.
Deibol also quickly felt that his action was inappropriate, especially after seeing Lorraine's fascinated appearance, he hurriedly withdrew his fingers, and his face under the face towel turned red all of a sudden, but unfortunately it was blocked by a thick gauze scarf, his eyes drooped and stared at the table, and then secretly glanced at Catherine and them in the distance, and saw that no one of them noticed here, so he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Deibol secretly warned himself in his heart: there is no way back for you, and this is the best chance of your life, don't mess up.
When he raised his head again, although his face was still a little hot, Deibol was much calmer, looked at Lorraine and said, "Are you going to leave the matter of dividing and pulling over the orc tribes around Star Lake to me?"
Lorraine snorted and said, "Only you know the chiefs of the orcs here, if someone can be used by us, then win him over at any cost, if someone wants to unite against us, then we will kill him." β
Deibol smiled: "All the means are fine?". "Nature". Lorraine said, "Show me a plan, and if it works, you'll know how strong the venture capital firm is." β
Deibol said "yes" and jumped out of his chair, turned and walked towards his tent.
Lorraine was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect Deibol to be so resolute, and whispered to himself: "Full of energy." However, it's time for Vera to make a move. β
That night, after Catherine and Adele had fallen asleep, Lorraine sneakily pulled Vera away from the main tent. As a result, Vera always dozed off during the day, but often fell asleep and woke up laughing, and Catherine and Adele only put it into account when they knew about the strange things between Lorraine and Vera.
The next day, without stopping, the whole army continued its march south as planned, and the orcs of the Ampibaly tribe were guarded by the militia transporting supplies, and headed for Naian.
When they got there, they would be picked up by someone from the Naian Immigration Bureau, and the entire tribe would be scattered and placed in different places.
At this time, the prestige of Lorraine's unpredictable prophet began to appear, and Lorraine only had to point to the map that there was a tribe of orcs, and when the legion commanders rushed over with their men, that tribe was really there.
The closer they got to the Star Lake, the tribes they encountered gradually increased, and after going south from the territory of the Ampibali tribe, they only walked for three days before they encountered two tribes.
Due to the unpredictable prophet of Lorraine, the legion commanders can be arranged in advance, and several legions work together to ambush the troops on all sides of the half-orc tribe, and when the half-orcs appear in the human legion, they have been surrounded by regiments.
And those tribesmen who are grazing outside the orcs have been regarded by the soldiers as the only source of extra money, and have become hot and sought-after goods, and they have been knocked down by the screams of a large group of human soldiers with green eyes, and they are not in a hurry to report back.
Wait for the army to surround the tribe of orcs. First the soldiers went up and scared them, threw two stones into it, set rockets to burn a few tents, and then the working group led by the goblins appeared, and Doretta's old mouth now talked about it in a big way, and the patriarchs who had never seen the market were stunned.
The most critical. And the most convincing thing is that the knife is already on their necks, and if they dare not surrender, their heads will have to move.
The half-orc patriarchs are all the most knowledgeable about current affairs, and they raised their arms high at the moment, honestly put things right, and threw themselves into the warm embrace of the people of Naian.
Although Lorraine's men swept away all the lone orcs they could meet on the grassland for a bounty of five gold coins, the news of Lorraine's arrival quickly spread in the grassland, especially in the densely populated Star Lake area, where the number was unknown, but the overwhelming human army caused great panic among these tribes.
Two more days later, Lorraine waited until midnight. Quietly pulling her arm from under Catherine, she stood up from the bed with her heart in mind.
Catherine whispered twice in her dream, rolled over and left Lorraine with a graceful back, Lorraine smiled silently, got dressed and tiptoed out.
The place where Lorraine was located was the center of the whole army, with a large tent for meetings in front and Lorraine, Catherine, and Adele in the back.
Lorraine slipped out of Catherine's. I walked into Vera's tent in the dark, and saw Vera lying lazily on the bed, her full chest slowly rising and falling with her breathing, and her cute face with a sweet smile, a cute mess.
Lorraine pursed her lips, nudged Vera gently, and said, "Get up, get up, it's time to work."
Vera's eyelids moved, she let out a dream "um", waved her arms impatiently to chase away the annoying flies, then rolled over to the side and fell asleep.
Lorraine muttered, "This dead girl." β
Then the thief smiled, raised his hand, and slapped Vera's upturned buttocks.
Vera exclaimed "ah" and said urgently: "Mom, I'll get up." β
Then as soon as he turned over, he jumped up from the bed, pouting dissatisfiedly, and rubbing his sleepy eyes with his hands.
Lorraine knew that this was how Queen Anrelia woke up her daughter.
After Vera saw that it was Lorraine in front of her, she muttered with a bitter face: "It turned out to be the young master, I thought it was my mother." Sleep for another five minutes. β
As he spoke, he wanted to fall into the bed.
Lorraine hurriedly hugged Vera and said, "The money has been deducted." β
"Oh" Vera obediently opened her eyes, grabbed Lorraine's arm and stood up, and said, "Young Master, I think you can also be called Lorraine Recording now."
Lorraine raised her palms and gestured to spank, Vera grinned, jumped away from Lorraine's arms, spat out her pink tongue, grimaced at Lorraine, and ran outside first.
The Praetorian Guards on duty just watched Lorraine and Vera disappear behind the tent, although they wondered why Lorraine didn't sleep in the middle of the night with Vera. Sneaking to hide is very curious, but the Praetorian Guard Lorraine has a strict order not to follow them, and the Praetorian Guard can only secretly say in their hearts: beasts.
It would be two hours before Lorraine and Vera returned to the main camp, but seeing Vera sleepy, the Praetorian Guard soldiers confirmed their suspicions.
Lorraine pulled Vera back to the tent where she bowed, and Vera marked the half-orc tribes she saw on the map one by one, pointed to a few circles on the map, and said, "These two half-orc tribes are still walking south at night. There are also a lot of people going north at the lake, and they seem to be converging. β
Lorraine nodded and said, "They are indeed gathering, it seems that the orcs want to fight us by the Star Lake." β
"Oh," Vera replied in a low voice.
"How many orcs are there on the northern shore of the lake now?"
Vera snorted, shook her head and said, "I don't know, anyway, there are a lot of them, all over the place." β
Lorraine took a pen and sketched on the land to mark the movements of the orcs, and said without raising her head: "Vera, go to sleep." β
I screamed but didn't respond, and when I looked up, Vera was already asleep on the table. , please climb 6 muscles, just old old mouth yang... 8. A different experience for fishing books!