Chapter 12 There is no absoluteness in Da Chu

"Flowing water without strings?"

"Good! That's right! I didn't expect you to be a dog minion, and you are really a little talented! ”

Ji Yunlan's beautiful eyes lit up, and she clapped her palms excitedly.

Zizhu and Qing'er glanced at each other, and it was difficult to hide the shock in their eyes, Xiao Chenzi ...... It's really right!

"Master Cen, is the villain qualified to compete with you?"

Xiao Chen grinned, and bowed his hand slightly to Master Cen.

"Qualification ......"

A hint of surprise flashed in Master Cen's clear eyes, and he looked at Xiao Chen seriously.

In the Great Chu Dynasty, the style of writing declined.

Poetry is even more rigid and vulgar!

People who are good at couplets are naturally rare, and he is already at the top level in this way.

But even so, the upper link just now, Master Cen also thought about it for a long time before he came up with the lower link, and in terms of neatness and artistic conception, it is far inferior to the little eunuch in front of him!

"Master Cen, why don't you speak?"

Ji Yunlan's eyes were cunning, and she deliberately provoked: "Could it be that you are afraid?" ”

As soon as these words came out, Master Cen immediately came back to his senses.

I saw him snort coldly and flick his robe, "How can the old man be afraid of a eunuch?" In that case, let's compete! ”

When the words landed, Master Cen walked directly to the table, picked up the brush, and began to draw directly on the paper.

A few breaths later.

The pen stops, the ink stops!

Master Cen picked up the paper on the table that had not yet dried, and opened it towards Xiao Chen, "This is the old man's second uplink!" ”

Several people in the Butterfly Pond Palace turned their eyes at the same time.

On that paper, it was a picture of wind and snow.

In the windy and snowy suburbs, a single wooden bridge is formed, and the yellow dog walks alone on the bridge.

And in the snow, several black crows are spreading their wings and jumping.

Ji Yunlan snorted coldly, her voice was cold, "Master Cen, isn't this comparing couplets?" When you draw a picture, are you deliberately making things difficult? ”

Seeing that Xiao Chen had a chance to defeat Master Cen and let him not have to listen to this old man's nagging in the future, the sixth princess immediately stood on Xiao Chen's side.

"Princess, this painting is a couplet!"

Master Cen smiled meaningfully, "If this eunuch can't even see the upper link, then there is no need to compare!" ”

Ji Yunlan gritted her silver teeth, this dead old man, he plucked out his beard in a while!

Thinking about it, Ji Yunlan snorted coldly, glared at Xiao Chen and said, "Xiao Chenzi! Do you see this? ”

Xiao Chen took a step forward and nodded, "This uplink is the yellow dog crossing the frost bridge, and the plum blossoms are on the ground!" Master Cen, the villain is not wrong, right? ”

Master Cen's pupils shrank, and he was seen again!

This Shanglian, but what he found out from the ancient books is absolute, there are very few people in Dachu who can see the Shanglian, and there is no one who can neatly match the Xialian, not even himself!

He narrowed his eyes and said in a deep voice, "Not bad! But what about seeing the upper link? You might be right out of the next link? ”

"Good! Xiao Chenzi, hurry up and get the next couplet out! ”

Ji Yunlan was overjoyed, stepped forward directly, and patted Xiao Chen's shoulder, "As long as you beat this old man, this princess will be rewarded!" ”

Xiao Chen grinned, "This link is naturally there, Master Cen and listen well......"

In the Butterfly Pond Palace, four pairs of eyes focused on him at the same time.

And in the expectation of several people.

Xiao Chen also slowly chanted out the lower link, "The next link is...... Lao Tzu went out of Gong, Tuotuo stinks and can't smell! ”

“……”

“……”

In the butterfly pond palace, it was quiet for a moment.

Ji Yunlan, Zizhu, and Qing'er were dumbfounded, even if their talents were not as good as they were, they were equivalent to ordinary children, but they could hear how vulgar this couplet was!

Master Cen's old face turned even redder, "You are a eunuch, how dare you humiliate the old man like this?" This lower link, the artistic conception and the upper link are like clouds and mud differences, you, how can you be right? ”

"Princess! This dog slave has been defeated, and according to the gambling contract, the old man doesn't want this eunuch's life! As long as he fights fifty, punish him for rudeness! ”

Before Ji Yunlan could speak, Xiao Chen chuckled, "Master Cen, there is more than one villain. ”

"Oh? Do you have another link? ”

Master Cen said mockingly, and when he heard the couplet just now, he was already sure that this eunuch couldn't get this couplet!

If it weren't for Xiao Chen's true talent, he would definitely not have left his life!

"Naturally! And the next couplet is in this painting! ”

The corners of Xiao Chen's mouth hooked up a touch of arc, "The crow jumps in the snow, and the bamboo leaves are facing the sky!" I don't know Master Cen, is the villain right? ”

Hiss!

Master Cen's face changed suddenly, and his old body trembled.

Crows jump in the snow, and bamboo leaves are facing the sky!

Break off!

It's absolute!

It is also the realm of the painting, and the artistic conception is also integrated with the Shanglian!

Why didn't the old man think of it?!

For a while, Master Cen looked at Xiao Chen's gaze, as if he was looking at a treasure, and at the same time it was extremely complicated.

Such a talent.

It's a pity...... It's a eunuch!

At this time, Xiao Chen stepped forward and asked with a smile: "Master Cen, this competition, but the villain wins?" ”

Hearing this, the excitement in Ji Yunlan's heart was almost overflowing, "Master Cen, according to the gambling agreement, you don't have to come to give a lecture to this princess anymore!" ”

Master Cen was slightly silent for a moment.

He knew in his heart that Xiao Chen could match the couplet just now, and he would have lost, but giving a lecture to the princess was an edict from the emperor, and if he left like this, he was afraid that he would ......

Thinking of this, Master Cen opened his mouth and said: "Princess, the old man hasn't lost yet, just now there are just two couplets, a small test, and then the real competition...... Listen up, you dog minion, the green water is worry-free, and the face is wrinkled by the wind! ”

Seeing that she was going to compete, Ji Yunlan frowned, and scolded in her heart, this old thing is really shameless!

But Xiao Chen didn't have the slightest panic on his face, and said indifferently: "Qingshan Yuan is not old, it is snow-white!" ”

"Come again! The Big Dipper, the sky under the water, fourteen o'clock! ”

Master Cen directly read out what he had seen before.

"Lonely geese from the south, with a shadow in the middle of the moon, a pair of flies!"

Xiao Chen is right, there is almost no time to think, blurted out!

"A cup of tea quenches the thirst of the yuan!"

Master Cen gritted his teeth and made another couplet!

Xiao Chen still didn't have to think about it, and said lightly: "The five-word quatrain is the main idea!" ”

"The lonely tree is the wood, the wood is the forest!"

"Three people are men, and everyone is from all."

“……”

The two of them spoke very quickly, and by the time of the tea, they had already matched more than a dozen couplets.

At this time, Master Cen only felt that his mouth was dry, and he hurriedly grabbed the tea on the side and drank it all in one gulp, looking at Xiao Chen's gaze, as if looking at another monster.

He recited all the absolutes of the entire Great Chu.

Outcome...... All on!

After today, there will be no absolutes in Da Chu!

And after Xiao Chen heard the dozen or so couplets, he also knew that this old man was trying to play a scoundrel, if he continued to do so, when would the outcome be known?

A dignified generation of Confucianism is so shameless!

Then why should I show him mercy again?

Xiao Chen snorted coldly and came to Master Cen, "Master Cen, I have an upper link, as long as you can match the lower link, the villain will admit defeat!" ”

"This is the ...... Smoke lock pond willow! ”