Chapter 189: Pretending to be a ghost
Don't be, holding this herb detoxification pill, a cool breath rushes straight to your nose, which is ten times better than dried mint leaves.
"Huhuhu......"
The yin wind blew the ghost fire into the temple, and then a woman in red and two blue-faced men made a gesture of deep resentment, really like a ghost.
Seeing that the three of them had been fascinated, the ghost simply stopped pretending, and smiled coldly, with an arrogant look:
"I thought it was so powerful, I could kill a tiger, but I didn't know that it was also three straw bales that didn't survive."
A dagger flowed out of the sleeve of the woman in red, and she shouted at the two blue-faced men beside her, "You are guarding the door, and I will search them." ”
Then he walked to the three of them, looked at them casually, and kicked Jiang Yun away: "You look like a poor bastard." ”
She squatted down next to Song Che first, pinched his chin first, and stroked his face playfully, "I look pretty good, but I don't know if the oil and water on my body are insufficient." ”
She put her hand into Song Che's chest and groped it unceremoniously, not like a person who was scavenging for money, but more like a person who was rubbing oil and robbing sex.
Song Che was really itchy by him, opened his eyes suddenly, grabbed her wrist, and said with a smile: "If you continue to touch it like this, I'm afraid that it will be ghostly tonight." ”
"You-"
"Pretending to be a ghost!"
Jiang Yun stood up from the ground with a carp, drew his sword and was about to stab it, but the woman in red reacted quickly, broke free from Song Che and retreated, and at the same time exclaimed:
"These people are cheating! Kill them! ”
The two blue-faced men guarding the door each took out a short knife from their arms and shouted to kill the three of them.
"Something that doesn't take it easy!"
Jiang Yun scolded, cut a sword qi horizontally, and without waiting for the blue-faced man to approach, he made a "poof" sound, and instantly slashed down in the hall.
"Ah......hh I want your life! The woman's face was hideous, her feet lifted off the ground again, turned into a red-clothed ghost, and flew forward.
"Carving insect skills, dare to get an axe!"
Jiang Yun didn't know when he had an extra copper coin in his hand, and flicked it lightly towards the top of the red-clothed ghost's head, and when he heard a "whoosh" sound, the silk thread hanging on the back of the female ghost's neck broke, and then fell from the air.
Jiang Yun lunged with a sword, stabbing the red-clothed ghost to the core, and then he shouted outside the door:
"Get in here!"
But in a moment, two living people pretending to be "black and white impermanence" climbed into the temple with rolling belts, knelt in front of Jiang Yun and kowtowed and begged for mercy:
"Heroes spare their lives, heroes spare their lives......"
“! Why do you want to pretend to be a god here? Jiang Yun asked in a loud voice.
That Bai Impermanence said in a trembling voice: "It's a robbery ......"
"I'm afraid it's more than just robbery, right?" Song Che stepped forward and asked: "If you really want to rob money, why do you choose a mass grave that everyone is taboo about, and it still haunts at night, such an efficiency of robbing money, I am afraid that it is three dozen fish and two drying nets." ”
"A few heroes, we really don't know...... We are just a drama in the township troupe, and we think that the money is too slow to get out of the way, if you ask the person in red, she may know better, we ...... We're just running errands for the ropes! ”
Look at their frightened looks, it really doesn't look like lying.
Song Che went to test the snort of the female ghost in red again, she had already died thoroughly, and Jiang Daxia was too fast to draw her sword.
"And these swordsmen were also killed by you? Where are their horses and their money? Jiang Yun asked.
"It's in the village behind the temple."
"Huh!"
One sword seals the throat, and the other is not left.
Song Che wanted to stop it, but it was too late, so he had to sigh: "Brother Jiang, in fact, the living are sometimes more valuable than the dead. ”
Jiang Yun flicked the blood beads on the sword, and returned to the sheath: "These people have done a lot of evil, and they can't escape the ghost's head knife if they are sent to the government, so it is better to let me kill them, and let them die a happy death." ”
In the Yizhuang behind the temple, there were indeed six horses tied to them, and more than 130 taels of silver. When people are dead, these things naturally have to be "confiscated".
The three of them dug a pit overnight, buried the bodies of six swordsmen, and as for those who pretended to be ghosts, they were thrown to the mass graves at will.
With horses, silver, and a few bags of good wine by the way, the three of them set up a bonfire, roasting the fire to avoid the rain, and eating meat and drinking freely.
"By the way, Brother Jiang, your martial arts are so strong, you can rub your hand and it is a panacea, I don't know where you come from?" Song Che asked curiously.
Jiang Yun said: "When I came out of the valley, the master told me not to reveal my heels to others at will-but since everyone is so familiar, it will not be enough to hide from you,"
He paused, and then said heroically: "I am from Kunwu Mountain, Nangu!" ”
He thought that the two of them would be shocked when they heard it, but Song Che and Liao Heng looked at each other, they were not people in the rivers and lakes, how could they hear about the rivers and lakes?
He coughed lightly twice in embarrassment and waved his hand, "Nangu is known as the 'hidden immortal of the world', some people in the rivers and lakes have never heard of it, and it is normal for you people in the world not to know." ”
Regardless of the size of the sect, Jiang Yun's superb martial arts are real, Song Che rubbed his hands and asked with a smile: "Brother Jiang, I have had a dream of martial arts since I started, I don't know...... Do you still accept apprentices in Nangu? Even if it's an outer disciple, a registered disciple is also a school."
"You?" Jiang Yun is a straightforward person, and he does not hide the disgust in his eyes, "You are not good at your roots, and you are old, you are still honest and good at business, and it is very hard to practice martial arts." ”
Song Che was somewhat disappointed. Originally, he thought that he could walk sideways in the rivers and lakes with his musket and electric baton in hand, but the fact was that he was not enough to see in front of these masters, and he still did not give up:
"Then you can teach me a one-and-a-half-trick to strengthen my body and defend myself daily?"
Jiang Yun still shook his head: "Of course not, the threshold for inheritance in Nangu is very high, and only when you become the 'Lord of Nangu' can you open the door and accept apprenticeship;
With my master's immortal wind bones, it will not be a problem to live for another seventy or eighty years, not to mention that I still have a senior brother on my head, even if the master and his old man abdicate, the successor to the valley master is also a senior brother, and it will not be my turn at all;
Moreover, the Lord of the South Valley will only accept two apprentices in his life, and he must also be a martial arts wizard who is rare in a hundred years. Anyway, our generation is already full, if you really want to inherit martial arts, wait for my senior brother to become the valley master, and when you have a son in the future, I will sell your personal favor and help you recommend it. ”
It's all about the sons, that's the Year of the Monkey?
Song Che dispelled his thoughts, and said bitterly: "With me and my husband Rao's bones, most of them won't be able to give birth to martial arts wizards, so forget it......"
"You're all married!"
Liao Heng and Jiang Yun were surprised in unison.
Song Che raised his eyebrows, although he was passively married, but at his age in ancient times, isn't it normal to get married?
Jiang Yun shook his head and sighed: "It's a pity, it's a pity, I still think, we got a sum of silver, and when we go to the county seat tomorrow to drink flower wine in the Qinglou, you are a family man, you are not worthy." ”
I'm not worthy?
When Lao Tzu hugged left and right in the Red Mansion, you didn't know where to play eggs!
Of course, Song Che would not know this, lest they be jealous.
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