Chapter 195 Under the oil pot, all beings are equal
"Okay, Ben Dao will go to Shimalin with his disciples today and catch the harmful zombie and make it public!"
Zhang Xianshi agreed.
"Immortal Master, you have to give an hour, right?" Song Che asked.
Zhang Xianshi said: "Zombies are afraid of the sun, so they squat and look for it during the day, and they will definitely catch it after nightfall." ”
"Good! Then I and the people of Shima County are still waiting here for the good news of the Immortal Master after nightfall! ”
……
It was still raining today, and there was nowhere else to go, so Song Che and the others went back to the inn and waited for night to fall.
"Brother Chen, what kind of medicine are you selling in this gourd? That old god stick is full of charlatans, proficient in pretending to be a god and a ghost, and when he catches someone casually to pretend to be a zombie, don't we really have to pledge a thousand taels? Liao Hengda was puzzled.
"Hey, there's no need to ask anything else, you go and buy me some vegetable oil, the more the better, and then buy a big iron pot."
"Oh!"
"Oh!"
"Oh yes, hurry up and do it, let's have a 'fried zombie' tonight!"
……
In the midst of panic and anticipation, before the color was completely dark, the people lit torches, and the entire East Market was brightly reflected, waiting to see the appearance of the zombie.
gradually
Night falls.
"Immortal Master Zhang is back!"
"I'm still carrying a coffin!"
Hearing an exclamation, thousands of pairs of eyes looked towards the end of the street - Taoist priest Ba carried a red coffin, and Zhang Xianshi sat cross-legged on the coffin, holding a sword in his left hand and dusting in his right hand, with a posture of triumphant.
The coffin was carried to the East Market and stood upright in front of the crowd.
"This way into the mass grave, through the hexagram calculation, to find the cave of the extreme yin, sure enough to see the zombies hiding in it to avoid the light, so I subdued it with the Tao method, and brought it to open your eyes!"
Zhang Xianshi gestured with his disciples, "Open the coffin today, the yin people will see, all the people who belong to the yin, the old people who are over seventy years old, and the children under the age of ten, it is best to avoid it, so as not to be contaminated with yin qi." ”
Those who are qualified have been recused.
"Open the coffin!"
The disciples pulled out the nails of the coffin and tried to uncover the coffin board, but no matter how hard they tried, it was difficult to shake the slightest.
"Master, we have used all our strength, why can't the coffin be opened!" The disciple asked in a loud voice.
Immortal Master Zhang replied: "This zombie is extremely angry, the corpse qi has sucked the coffin, you are too shallow, naturally you can't open it...... And dodge. ”
The disciples withdrew.
Immortal Master Zhang drew a talisman in the air with a dusty brush, and then waved it lightly on the coffin:
"Open!"
"Bang!"
Like an explosion, the coffin board instantly shook several feet, and a faint turbid air slowly faded out of the coffin.
The people exclaimed in surprise as they stared at the inside of the coffin with wide eyes.
When the breath dissipated, a dried corpse with a yellow talisman on its forehead was exposed to the public eye, its green face was like a bark fold, its two fangs were still bloody, its hands were crossed on its chest, and its light green nails were inches long, which was even more terrifying than the evil spirit from hell!
"Now, there are zombies in this world!"
The people were so frightened that they retreated.
Immortal Master Zhang soothed: "You don't need to worry, with this Dao in charge, it doesn't dare to make a mistake." ”
At this time, Master Huang stood up, and from the beginning he stared at Song Che, "The stranger friend who pledged to donate 1,000 taels this morning, now that the immortal master has captured the zombies, shouldn't you also fulfill your promise?" ”
Song Che walked out of the crowd with a smile, came to the coffin, stroked his chin and looked at the zombie, "Seeing this thing today is really an eye-opener for Zaixia,"
He turned his head and asked Immortal Master Zhang: "Immortal Master, if I remove the yellow talisman from its forehead, what will happen?" ”
Zhang Xianshi said: "This talisman is a corpse suppression talisman, if you remove it, the zombies will wake up." ”
"I want to meet a living zombie, can the immortal master allow it?" Song Che asked with a smile.
Zhang Xianshi smiled coldly: "It seems that you still don't give up, as long as you are not afraid, it doesn't hurt to take it off." ”
Song Che was too late and that time was fast, and ripped off the corpse suppression talisman.
"Goo-goo-goo......"
The zombie let out a low growl in his throat.
Suddenly!
Suddenly opened his blood pupils, stretched out his claws and pounced on Song Che.
"The zombies are resurrected!"
Song Che retreated again and again.
"Evil animals, don't hurt anyone!"
Zhang Xianshi's eyes were quick, and he grabbed a corpse suppression talisman and pasted it on the zombie's forehead.
The zombies remained hideous like wooden men, and stopped all movements.
Song Che patted his chest, frightened: "Scared me to death, scared me to death......"
Zhang Xianshi smirked, "How?" You should believe it this time, right? ”
"Believe it, believe it! Whoever wants to believe it, I'm in a hurry! Song Che's words were round, and the next moment he asked: "Then I don't know how to deal with the evil things in the fairy city?" ”
Zhang Xianshi stroked his beard and said: "This zombie has sucked human blood, and it is about to become a sperm, so this way should seal it in the coffin and bring it back to Taicang Mountain to eliminate it." ”
"Hey, why bother? I have found a way to turn this harmful spirit into scum! ”
Song Che clapped his hands and greeted: "Push it up!" ”
"Folks, get out of the way, get out of the way, my heart is hot!"
Jiang Yun and Liao Heng pushed a large iron pot through the crowd with a plate cart to the coffin. Lift the lid of the pot, "Grunt...... "Good guy, the yellow and clear hot oil is still bubbling."
Song Che pointed to the oil pot, and turned to the crowd: "Fellow villagers, I heard that in the eighteen layers of hell, there are swords, mountains and seas of fire, and the oil pot is specially used to punish evil ghosts, this zombie that is not shallow to harm people, let's blow it up tonight to comfort Zhang Dazai's spirit, okay?" ”
"Okay!"
"Blew it up! Let it never be reborn! ”
It was a cheer.
Zhang Xianshi was obviously panicked, "No, no! This zombie is about to become a sperm, and if it can't be fried, it will easily cause a corpse to mutate, so-"
"Hey, don't worry, as the saying goes, under the oil pot, all living beings are equal, let it become a fine or not, roll it in the oil pot, and then sprinkle cumin and green onions, you can eat it!"
Song Che didn't argue with it, and made a look at Jiang Yun.
Jiang Yun dragged the "zombie" out of the coffin, but before he could pull it to the side of the oil pot, the "zombie" suddenly came to life, he tore off the yellow charm on his forehead, and shouted:
"It's only a few dozen taels of silver, what kind of life am I playing! Lao Tzu is no longer acting! ”
"Huh? The zombie spoke, it was really a sperm, fried, blow it up! Song Che fanned the flames.
Under Jiang Yun's strength, the "zombie" couldn't break free, and could only cry and beg for mercy: "A good man spares his life!" I...... I'm not a zombie! I am a living man! ”
He cried as he tore off his wig, pulled out his fangs and nails, "It's all this old god stick that made me dress up!" He gave me fifteen taels of silver and told me to stand and not open my mouth, who the hell knew that even the oil pot had been moved! ”
"You don't want to spew blood, when did I tell you to pretend to be a zombie!"
Zhang Xianshi lost his usual spirit, and was flustered like a lost dog.
No matter how stupid the melon-eating masses are, they should understand the truth at this time.
For a time, those who wore Taoist robes were pointed out by thousands of people.