"Hahaha, young lady, you are so beautiful, come, let the uncle have a fragrance!"

The whole classroom was terrifyingly quiet, and Ma Fuguo's face was extremely gloomy.

"Li He!"

With a roar, a piece of chalk that was only half cut was thrown out and smashed into Li He's head with unmistakable accuracy.

"Yo, the chick is quite good at resisting, I like you!"

Niu Dazhuang next to him saw that he was still full of dreams, and pinched his waist fiercely.

A pig-like cry resounded throughout the entire teaching building, and Li He's sweet dream was interrupted, and his stomach was full of anger.

"Hemp, which turtle grandson pinched me, see if Lao Tzu didn't pick your skin!"

Niu Dazhuang turned his head weakly, and Ma Fuguo put on a stinky face.

"The turtle grandson you're looking for is me!"

When he looked up, he saw that it was Teacher Ma Fuguo, known as the "Lightning Whip", and Li He sighed in his heart.

Didn't you graduate three years ago, but how did you go back to high school?

At this time, the focus of the audience was all on him, and even the good deeds took out potato chips and prepared to watch a good show.

"Hehe, Mr. Ma, you're joking, you don't look like Wang Ba at all, really!"

Wait, what the hell is written on the blackboard, the postpartum treatment of spirit animals?

Li He rubbed his eyes to make sure he was not mistaken, but he remembered that this Ma Fuguo was obviously teaching history, why did he still engage in these strange things?

Ma Fuguo was so angry that he tried to suppress his soaring blood pressure.

"Good, you're kind!"

"That's nature, is it still a man who doesn't plant?"

Niu Dazhuang gave him a thumbs up on the side, and the other classmates also looked at him with adoring eyes.

Ma Fuguo slapped the table suddenly, and then as if he thought of something, he lit a cigarette to calm himself down.

I took a sip and felt that something was wrong, so I quickly snuffed it out again.

"Ahem, smoking is harmful to your health, I'm here to demonstrate to you, young people should have a high level of ideological awareness!"

There was a sigh below, which was obviously not convincing, and Ma Fuguo didn't take it to heart, because he knew in his heart that absolutely no student would dare to report it.

"Li He, I don't embarrass you, teacher, as long as you can tell what the conditions for the evolution of spirit beasts are, nothing will happen."

It's a spirit animal again, what the hell is that?

Li He knew that the other party's set of lightning five consecutive whips came down, and he was bound to be abolished.

I had to bite the bullet and say, "I don't know." ”

"Don't know?"

Ma Fuguo can no longer suppress the anger in his body, this is knowledge that even primary school students know, this kid actually said that he doesn't know, this is clearly a fish that has slipped through the net for nine years!

"I don't know if you dare to sleep in my class, get out of here, and the classmate who eats potato chips, if you are blind or deaf, roll together!"

Li He was used to it, and was about to raise his leg when an electronic synthesized sound sounded in his head.

[The Beast system has been activated, you can get rewards for completing the selection, and the event will be triggered randomly.] 】

Well, the beast system, could it be said that it is actually crossing?

The afterglow swept away, and the others were unaware, and the voice should only be heard by him.

"What are you still sitting in a daze, get out of here!"

Li He came back to his senses, but three transparent virtual frames suddenly appeared in front of him.

[Event option 1: Ignore the other party, stay in your seat and don't leave, and reward the next grade of the marrow washing elixir×1.] 】

[Event option 2: admit cowardice, obediently go to the corridor penalty station, and reward 500 ×in cash.] 】

[Event option 2: Domineering walk up to the podium, warn the other party that they have the ability not to leave after school, and reward the spirit beast with a permanent increase of 1% in attack attributes, note: This option has a certain degree of danger. 】

Pulp-washing elixir...... Is it the kind that can be reborn after drinking it and become a cultivator?

The second option rewards too much crotch and doesn't fit your style.

As for the third one, he still doesn't even know what a spirit beast is, what's the use of that attribute bonus, a fool will choose!

"I'm Cao, Li He, when did you get so fat that you didn't even listen to the words of our Ma University head teacher!"

Niu Dazhuang on the side said in a low voice, which also made Li He even more sure that this was a parallel world.

Because in the original world, Ma Fuguo was just a history teacher, not a class teacher, and he couldn't think of taking a nap to cross over, so who would be reasonable.

Li He simply ignored Ma Fuguo's shouts, and even raised Erlang's legs and picked his nostrils with his hands, looking fearless.

Ma Fuguo's face darkened with anger, and he couldn't say a cruel word for a long time.

"Okay, you have a kind, it's grown, don't leave after school, I'll invite you to tea!"

"Then I want to drink Da Hong Pao, the quality can't be too bad, just a thousand pieces and a catty."

Ma Fuguo didn't laugh angrily: "Isn't it just a big red robe, I'm afraid that you won't be happy when the time comes, so let's have some fun shows!"

Li He knew that this guy didn't have any good ideas, but the matter had come to this point, and it was difficult to ride a tiger.

[The event ended successfully, due to the overcompletion, the reward was issued under the marrow washing elixir ×2, and the items have been automatically stored in the system space and can be taken out at any time. 】

Li He secretly rejoiced, the reward was doubled!

Although he was a little curious about these new things, he couldn't help but fall asleep again because the above was so boring.

Ma Fuguo didn't say anything after seeing it, as long as the other party didn't make trouble, let him go.

In this way, Li He slept all afternoon, and slept so much that it was called death.

Niu Dazhuang tried to wake him up halfway, but this time it was not easy to pinch his waist.

When the bell rang for school, Li He instantly opened his eyes and ran to the door at a speed of 100 meters.

Others just felt a wind blow around them, unaware that it was actually a person.

Seeing that he was about to go out of the gate, a figure appeared, Li He didn't have time to brake the car, and hit it straight.

It hurt so much that he quickly covered his nose, but fortunately there was no nosebleed.

Ma Fuguo on the other side is also not very happy, I didn't expect this kid's explosive power to be so strong.

With his height of 1.85 meters and a weight of 170 pounds, he is no problem at all.

But in the state of full luck, he was still hit lightly.

Although he only took half a step back, the qi and blood in his body surged, and he couldn't move for a while.

Li Hegang wanted to scold, but looked up.

Damn, what's this old guy!

He sneered: "Teacher Ma, no, Director Ma, why are you here, it's all out of school, shouldn't you go to the cafeteria to eat!"

Although the school has evening self-study, it will follow the wishes of the students, and those who do not want to participate can go home directly.

Ma Fuguo said angrily: "Don't exalt me like this, I'm not worthy, don't you want to drink the big red robe, I'm ready for you, please!"

Li He saw that he couldn't shirk it, and began to look around, looking for a way to escape, he didn't want to really "drink tea".

"Oh, my mother said today that she was going to let me go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, but if it's too late, it's too late!"

Ma Fuguo was silent for a while, and muttered: "But aren't you an orphan, when are you looking for a new mother?" ”

"What, orphan!"

Li He was stunned, how could he wear more, he didn't even have his father and mother, that was really ......

It's so cool!

Thinking that no one would take care of him in the future, Li He couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Ma Fuguo sighed, thinking about what to do with a child.

"Forget it, I'll let you go this time, go back to your aunt's house early, and don't fool around outside."

Hearing this, Li He's face was like a sunny and cloudy, where did an aunt pop up again?

He seemed to be hollowed out of his body, and replied weakly: "I know, I will go back early." ”

Ma Fuguo nodded, and suddenly remembered something.

"By the way, you won't come to the classroom tomorrow."

"Huh?"

Didn't you just contradict a few words, maybe you were too cautious!

As if seeing the doubts in his heart, Ma Fuguo explained: "I'll apply for you the qualification to enter the Royal Beast Class, and from tomorrow you will go to the Seventh Class of the Royal Beast to report." ”

Beast class, what is that?

Li He hurriedly said goodbye to Ma Fuguo, obviously not taking it seriously at all.

Ma Fuguo looked at his distant back, and muttered in his heart, that is the beast class!

I tried my best to get him, a scumbag with as poor grades and talent, but in the end, I didn't even have a word of thanks.

At this time, Li He wandered aimlessly on the street, not knowing where to go.

Although it is similar to the original Quzhou City, there are still gaps in many details.

Li He's current status is an orphan, so it means that his original home definitely doesn't exist.

And as for that aunt...... I don't know where the other party lives!

Just as Li He was considering whether to go to the police station for a free night, the phone rang.

That's right, how to forget this stubble!

Li He hurriedly took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and the remarks displayed on it were female devils.

The female devil, is it a girlfriend, I can't imagine that I am so blessed and pick up a wife for nothing!

picked up the phone, and there was a girl's roar on the other end: "Li Wangba, did you fall into the pit, or were you hit by a car, today is my mother's birthday, didn't you let you go to get the birthday cake, what time is it and you haven't come back!"

Although the owner of the voice is currently in an extremely unstable mood, Li He has countless women, and he can conclude that the other party must be a big beauty just by his voice.

Of course, this is just a personal judgment, there are many voice killers, and there are even people of the same sex among them!

"Did you hear clearly, hurry up and get the cake at No. 21 Jianghe Road!"

"Where's your house, dear, can I spend the night with you?"

Su Moxi was so angry that she hung up the phone all of a sudden, she usually endured it when she ate and drank for nothing at her house, but now it's good, and she pretends to be confused with her!

Su Moxi is the daughter of Aunt Li He, and the relationship between the two is actually cousin.

Li He only felt that this girlfriend was a little difficult to serve, there was no way, who made himself a peerless good man!

"A good man is me, I am Li He!"

Passers-by cast "envious" glances and spit out.

After the stinky beauty, he quickly rummaged through the address book and dialed his aunt's number.

This aunt was much gentler, not only asked for the address, but also asked him to hurry home and celebrate his cousin's birthday.

My cousin also has a birthday, is it such a coincidence, no, should it be ......

Li He smiled bitterly, after a long time, it turned out that it was all his own fantasy, and it seems that his life in the future will be very exciting!