"A little girl is a little girl, how dare you come to the ring with such an inferior anagram?"

Zou Youwen strode into the ring and said: "On the fifteenth, it is obviously the word 'fat', and when the fat word is taken apart, it will be half a month, and half a month is only the fifteenth,"

He paused, and then came up with the question: "Blossoming flowers, type a clutch, guess?" ”

Liu Xiang'er is also real, and her little mouth is proud: "People can't understand it, how can you guess it?" Can't guess! She strode out of the ring.

"The answer to the puzzle is 'rich and colorful'." Nangong Yue confidently stepped into the ring.

Zou Youwen is still yin and yang: "You are worthy of the former famous prostitute in Luoyang City, and your poetry and character attainments are really different from ordinary people, it is a pity that you are good." ”

"Hypocrite, don't talk nonsense, I also have a clutch, I can't guess that you are a stupid donkey!"

Nangong Yue said loudly: "This mystery is 'the most difficult to find a confidant in the world', play two clutches, you can't do without one, guess!" ”

Zou Youwen frowned and fell into deep thought, almost wanting to open his mouth but feeling that it was wrong, staring at Nangong Yue, unwilling but helpless.

To be honest, Song Che is all Meng. He is a modern person, and he is probably not qualified to chew words with ancient people.

"Lord He, is this riddle difficult?"

"The vast majority of people can only guess one couplet, but her clutch has to be two, and it must be pulled up and down, which is difficult, difficult."

"Can you guess?"

He Qiu snorted lightly and didn't speak, obviously not bothering him.

Half an hour was coming, and Zou Youwen was sweating profusely, and his teeth were chattering.

The more embarrassed he was, the more cheerful Nangong Yue became, and she mocked: "Zou Youwen, you can only become the deputy envoy of Taichang Temple by relying on the trend of inflammation and saddle people before and after giving horses." Yes, I was a prostitute, but my body is innocent, and my heart is much cleaner than yours! ”

"Get down, you guys!"

"That's right, if you can't guess, come down, waste the big guy's time!"

In the midst of shouting and scolding, Zou Youwen fell in shame.

"Hmph, useless guy, I can't even guess a woman's riddle."

Zhou Chunlai strode into the ring and said proudly: "It is difficult to find a confidant in the world, and the answer is 'who can understand my heart'." Right? ”

Nangong Yue's eyebrows sank: "You answered correctly, you made the question."

"My question is very simple, you don't need to use your brain, you can answer it," Zhou Chunlai smiled coldly and said loudly: "'Prostitutes set up archways', talk after a break."

Nangong Yue clenched her fists.

"It's too much, it's bigger than the New Year, how can you scold!" Shen Wenjun was indignant.

Zhou Chunlai didn't think so, and looked at the doctor: "There is no rule that you can't use riddles to scold people, right?" Besides, isn't this a riddle for me? ”

The doctor could only smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, the Shangyuan Festival, harmony generates wealth, harmony generates wealth, and harmony generates wealth......"

If Nangong Yue answers, it will be seated, and if she does not answer, she will admit defeat.

Her lips were about to rise, Song Che jumped into the ring and stopped her behind her, "She admits defeat, I'll answer this - prostitutes set up archways, and the obscene people think it's 'fake and serious', and the amorous people think it's 'chastity'." ”

He asked Zhou Chunlai again: "So, do you think the prostitutes who set up the archway are hypocritical or chaste?" ”

Zhou Chunlai snorted lightly: "Let's come up with your riddle." ”

"Then listen well, this question is very brain-testing, and ordinary people can't answer it," Song Che paused and asked:

"I heard that there was a big fat pig who was short and ugly, and rushed out of the pigsty in a mad way, and galloped forward at the speed of a racehorse, and then crashed into a tree with a 'clang' and died.

Zhou Chunlai frowned, "Can this also be considered a riddle?" ”

Song Che said in a cold voice, "I'm not a riddle, so what is the afterword you just came up with?" ”

The doctor still laughed: "As long as people can turn their brains to guess, it can be counted as the topic of this guessing conference." ”

Zhou Chunlai could only answer: "Maybe it's that pig, his eyes are not very good, or he has some mad pig disease." ”

"Wrong!"

Song Che smiled, full of mockery: "Because that pig can't make brain teasers, just like you." ”

"Hahaha......"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone present laughed.

"How dare you—"

"Listen to me again!"

Song Che asked again: "It's the New Year, my family has a pig and a donkey, do I kill the pig for the New Year, or kill the donkey for the New Year?" ”

Zhou Chunlai gritted his teeth: "Donkeys are used to grind, if there is a pig at home, it must be killed for the New Year!" ”

"Congratulations, that stupid donkey thinks so too."

"What if you kill a donkey?"

"That's what that stupid pig thinks too!"

"Brother-in-law is so powerful, he plays this stupid pig around!"

"Stinky boy, how do you dare to fool me!" Zhou Chunlai rolled up his sleeves and planned to do it.

Song Che hurriedly stopped him, "Hey, Zhou Gongzi is angry, you are so smart, how can I fool you?" The first two questions are just a joke - I'm going to get the real out of the question, and if you can answer them, I'll jump out of the ring and honor you as the champion of today's quiz competition. ”

Zhou Chunlai suppressed the anger in his heart and pointed at Song Che's nose: "If you dare to cheat and play tricks again, my son will definitely tell you to get out of the ring sideways tonight!" ”

"Then you listen, this question may not even be able to be answered by a scholar of the Hanlin Academy."

Song Che asked as he walked in the ring: "Anyway, there are a hundred monks in the temple, and one hundred and forty steamed buns are steamed in the room, and the big monks are divided into three, and the small monks are divided into one, may I ask, how many monks and monks are there in this temple?" ”

The binary equation in the fourth grade of primary school, may you want to know about it?

Zhou Chunlai counted with his fingers for a moment, realized the profundity of this question, and shouted: "Doctor, quickly get a pen and paper!" ”

The doctor hurriedly sent pen and paper, and Zhou Chunlai lay on the ring, adding left and subtracting right, and converting one stroke at a time.

"Doctor, look at the time, if no one answers it in half an hour, I will win this quiz conference."

Song Che deliberately reminded him, like a spur again and again, whipping and urging Zhou Chunlai.

Anyone who has done math problems knows that the more nervous you are, the more you can't solve them. Zhou Chunlai threw one straw paper after another, sweating profusely.

"Half a quarter of an hour is here!" The doctor reported on time.

Zhou Chunlai was like a deflated ball, so angry that he threw the brush on the ground and shouted: "I don't accept it!" This kind of problem can't even be solved by a scholar in half an hour, and you are obviously deliberately making things difficult for me! If so, what kind of quiz conference will be held, and tomorrow I will ask the bachelor for a difficult question, so that you can't answer it all! ”

The doctor's face was about to turn into a bitter melon, "I just want to hold a lantern riddle party, so that everyone can celebrate and celebrate, I am easy to ......"

Song Che was generous: "Okay, if you are not convinced, you can also come up with the same question, if I can't answer it within ten numbers, how about you win?"

"That's what you said!"

Zhou Chunlai immediately asked: "Today, there are pheasants and rabbits in the same cage, with eighteen heads on the top and sixty-six feet on the bottom. ”

After that, he beckoned his accomplices in the audience: "Ten counts, count them out loud for Lao Tzu!" ”