Chapter 556: Pulp Fiction (I) Tiger Prison
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Chapter 556 Vulgar
Is Sylmelia pregnant?
Oh, my God
Who did this?
It is said that a certain local magazine held the "World Short Story Contest" when stipulating that the work should involve politics, religion, the royal family, the chaebol, sexuality, and suspense.
So someone wrote a few words on it, and immediately won the top prize of the world's best award.
Because this article was so magical, it spread to the whole world in an extreme time, so that even the not very famous grass platform magazine and this award at that time were sensational, and even went down in history.
And that left an indelible mark on the history of the world.
directly created a genre and sought after it for the later Daqing theory.
Of course, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and there are fights, don't look at this for the highest prize of seventy silver coins.
Under the circumstances, those who objected pointed out that although the story was concise and clear, it did not contain the two conditions of the royal family and the chaebol that the conditions were required. Therefore, it is not possible to win the award.
In response to this objection, the judges beat the fool with a 'idiot'. They don't even bother to argue.
Because this kind of thing is for normal people.
Facts have proven countless times that if you are reasonable about that kind of stupid fork, you will only lower your IQ, and then be beaten by the other party in his familiar position.
Who doesn't know that the greatest military strategist in history, the world's most famous man, the philosopher who is beyond everyone's reach, the genius of human music, this family, that family, or even all of them...... The story of Lord Lorraine?
And the love story between him and those peerless celebrities who have brought disaster to the country and the people are lingering, singing and crying, earth-shattering and touching?
What's more, look at the level of Lord Lorraine's pickled girl, his women are not only very powerful, but also tough in the background.
Let the young people of the same era as Lord Lorraine envy and jealousy, marvel at how unfortunate they are, and Lorraine was born in the same era, no matter how good the cabbage is arched by Lorraine, people like me who have the talent of heaven and earth in their hearts, why no one gives me a minister to let me do it? Why can't the daughter of the landlord's family look down on me?
Even the love history of Lord Lorraine has become a historical subject that has been studied in later generations.
Such as what "The Love History of the Lord"
The Story Catherine and Lorraine Had to Tell
"Is it a vixen or a virtuous helper-a special comment on Mrs. Adele"
"Love Leaps Race"
"Forbidden Love"
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Belch...... Got the wrong one, and this one wasn't in the end
Historians of all stripes have written countless books on this subject, and every year there are people who claim that there is a new one, and at this time the imperial propaganda department and the church overseer are as tired as Sun Tzu.
Although there are many books dedicated to Lord Lorraine that come out every year, this short story of only three sentences has beaten all the historical masterpieces in the people.
The reason why everyone only writes about the love history of Lord Lorraine and ignores one of the two greatest figures of his time, Leo the Great, is simple...... Leo, the poor baby, has been managed by Melina since she was ten years old, and she has never turned over in her life.
However, although everyone selected the gold medal work in a fair and just manner according to their conscience, the editors-in-chief even put it out under pressure.
But immediately, all the people were invited by the Gestapo to drink coffee at the Guantanamo base for half a month.
The Imperial Propaganda Department and some mysterious people in black had cordial and friendly conversations with them during the past half month, and these judges and editors-in-chief were deeply moved, and they all expressed their reluctance to leave the Guantanamo base and want to live here for 30 or 50 years.
In the end, under the friendly persuasion of the staff, he reluctantly left the Guantanamo base, and at the same time said that he must come back often when he is free.
The judges had just returned home, still reminiscing about their happy life at Guantanamo, when the Cheka dogs of His Majesty the Pope, the feared puppies of the Inquisition, were waiting at home.
Then these unfortunate people were sent to Auschwitz...... Well, Auschwitz holiday camp, after a month of happy, healthy and uplifting low-carbon life, spent a perfect vacation.
Everyone has developed wheat-colored skin and muscles.
Despite all the injustices they have encountered, no one has sympathy for these stinky old men.
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You have nothing to do to provoke the Flying Eagle God of War, the largest shareholder of the Flying Eagle multinational corporation, the daughter of the god and the adulterer of Her Royal Highness the eldest princess of the empire, the eldest brother of the Emperor of the Ruman Empire, and the father of His Majesty the Pope......
Aren't you dead pressing?
While we all don't like that guy in Lorraine, we don't like the guy Lord Lorraine doesn't like even more.
This time, Lord Luo has a good temper and is not familiar with these characters.
If this is a different person, no...... It fell into the hands of the Queen of Shadows, Deibolle, and you bastards were behind her back to make an adulterous scandal, and they were directly dragged to the shooting range and bombarded with sixteen-inch howitzers for an hour and a half.
And the more important reason for this matter, in the future, may be to engage in some kind of 'literary prison', burning books to pit Confucianism, cracking down on art, suppressing public opinion, and so on.
But under the circumstances at that time, it was an extremely strict political incident
The series of follow-ups caused by the political incident of "Sylmelia is pregnant" also brought great turmoil and shock to the entire continent and the whole world, and has extremely far-reaching social and historical significance
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At the beginning, Shilmelia was extremely inexperienced, and she obviously had it, but she didn't even know it. Running around. As a result, at the banquet at the Governor's Palace, I couldn't help but spit out.
Although Obakhim repeatedly covered it up, he criticized Shirmel Melia very harshly, hinting to everyone present that Shirmel was just motion sickness, motion sickness.
If it was just a party of big men, and those men were careless, maybe it would have been a mess of Schilla's motion sickness.
But in order to enhance the influence, Lorraine also specially noted on the invitation card that everyone should bring their families with them, so half of the party venue that day was women, and most of them were women who were not old.
Those aunts and aunts are all masters who have experienced it, and none of them have other skills, but for this kind of thing, all of them are clear
Due to the absence of family planning, coupled with the traditional call of the empire: more children, more blessings.
What's more, the empire has not formed a perfect pension insurance system, and everyone can only rely on raising children to prevent old age. Therefore, these old ladies are not unborn, and it is common to have three or five children in the family, no matter how hard Obakhim and the women of the Governor's Mansion try to cover up, but how can they be easy to deceive?
One by one, the eyes are poisonous, and when you first glance at it, you know what is going on?
Even Hillemelia's still smooth belly knew when the child's forbidden movement was born, and what the due date was.
And when everyone gave gifts to Lord Luo again, not only did they give gold and silver treasures, but also added a lot of baby products, which had already given gifts to Lord Luo Lin before, and at this time they hurriedly made up a baby product.
Out of a woman's nature, those delicate things made the women of the Governor's Mansion can't help but scream at the moment.
Then he looked at his flat and smooth belly, and looked at the expression of Sylmelia who was now as happy and contented as the Virgin, and then glared hatefully at the innocent Lorraine next to him, and finally flew into a wink, shrugged his breasts, and seduced him
Directly, like Adele or something, just pull him directly, and then go back to the room to carry out a series of very yellow and violent, and forbidden by children.
To describe it in literary terms, it is called 'reluctant'......
And because of this kind of thing, because of Shilmelia's identity, it must not be announced to the public, and everyone understands it.
Lord Luo wanted to refute it and clarify the rumors, but just mentioned that the relationship was good, and he just squeezed his eyes, and then said mysteriously: "Understood, understood, haha...... It's motion sickness, we all know, hahahaha.
In a few days, it is estimated that Her Royal Highness the eldest princess will also get motion sickness? By the way, I will add Sister Adele and Lorena will grown, right?
I think I need to discuss it with my family and prepare in advance......"
And those fox friends have gone one step further.
Everyone was very dissatisfied with Lord Luo's justification: "If you have a fork and a circle, you will soak it in your hand." Now come and talk to us bachelors about this, show this, what do you mean?
You show that you have outstanding abilities, do you have enough stinky fart?"
Even if Lord Luo had a thousand mouths, he had to obediently close them all.
At the same time, this unconfirmed news passed through the mouths of the three aunts and six mothers-in-law and the senior members of the gossip party, as if they had grown wings, and quickly opened away.
It's just that in just a few days, almost the whole world knows about it. And that includes...... Including the holy city of Vatino
Cardinal Maryknoll served for fifty years as the most devout attendant of God the Father, the greatest and brightest temple in the world.
The years have carved countless marks on his body.
The originally handsome face has also become full of wrinkles, and the straight back has also become rickety. The only constant was his belief in God.
He walked slowly through the hallway, absent-minded, his gaze wandering over the intricate patterns carved into the marble floor.
It is said that all of these patterns were carved by craftsmen with a lot of time, and each piece is very valuable. Placed outside, it can make a middle-class family live comfortably for a year.
He walked down the hallway into the middle of the hall, and when he looked up, he saw several young clergy whispering there. I couldn't help but frown a little annoyed.
He thought to himself: Don't these young people know what it is glorious to serve the Father, and how many people will go bankrupt just because they can come to this city and kiss that famous wall. Even willingly sacrificing one's life.
But as a cardinal archbishop, he didn't point it out directly, but coldly threw it away.
When the young clergy saw his gaze, they all closed their mouths, and like a group of thieves who had been caught, they saluted him in a panic, and then slipped away as fast as they could.
Marikor looked at their hasty backs and shook her head for a moment. sighed in my heart: Today's young people are really not as good as the generation, thinking that when I was young, how could I be so frizzy.
In the old days, when the young clergy who had made a mistake realized their mistake, they would whip themselves very hard with a nine-headed whip with an iron knot, and then wept and fell at the feet of God to repent of their mistakes. And now......
Archbishop Maryknoll frowned again and sighed.
He hesitated slightly in the hall, then turned down the hallway made of white marble—his daily routine of patrolling the temple.
What made him feel strange was that along the way, he saw several times that the young people gathered in inconspicuous corners, whispering incessantly.
And even those young saints who are usually dignified and holy, and meticulous, are hiding to the side, whispering something incessantly, their eyes bright and their cheeks red. Even from time to time, a low exclamation erupted, and there was no dignified and solemn appearance of the clergy.
Cardinal Maryknot smelled a faint smell of unease, and he even felt as if something was fermenting leaven, like a cream cake in the kitchen.
But the cardinal's eyes were accustomed to the events of the world, and he had long since lost interest in them.
Even if this is a precursor to another storm, so what?
Anyway, this world will never perish.
Some people come to the stage, some people go down, but no matter what, they need to be carried underneath, otherwise they will fall hard from a height and fall to death and injury
He silently dispersed the young men again, and then continued on his way.
Just as he was about to finish his patrol and was about to take a good rest, he heard a sweet voice whisper, "Bishop Marynoll." ...... Master Maryknoll
Marikor looked back in a stunned direction to see a low-ranking priest in a white robe standing behind him.
The young man's face was marked by the coldness and arrogance of a tyrant—there was no expression on his white face, his head slightly raised, and his eyes looked down at each other.
Malino smiled in his heart, he had seen a lot of such people. It is precisely because he is a tyrant that he desperately pretends to be 13, and declares his existence in this stupid way, lest others will look down on him, but he does not know that in the strictness of others, they are as ridiculous as monkeys in silk.
The real aristocrats, on the other hand, are all extremely low-key, and they must remove their trademarks as soon as they wear new clothes, so as not to reveal the true image of their wealth, which will be remembered by thieves or tax collectors.
The latter, in particular, is even more terrifying
Marykno, however, still didn't show any expression.
He nodded slightly, and said, "You call me, my brother." ”
The young man was extremely unaccustomed to his 'brother', his eyebrows twitched twice, his face showed disgust, and he still said coldly: "Your Excellency Cardinal Cardinal Calados, I have something important to discuss with you. ”
Marino was stunned.
Your Excellency Cardinal Cardinal Carados?
The one who is said to be the first in line behind His Majesty the Pope is likely to be the next Pope.
It is said that the first thing he did when he got up in bed every morning was to ask his attendants: His Majesty the Pope died last night...... Well, was he summoned by God the Father?
It is even rumored that the lord is no longer in a hurry, and is now handling government affairs for His Majesty the Pope.
Malinocchi said, "Your Excellency Cardinal Carados, has he also come to the Holy City?"
The young man's face flashed with displeasure, and a flash of anger flashed as if he felt that Marykno's question was an offense to him, and the young man said coldly: "Yes, he moved from the parish the day before yesterday, and he just arrived this morning. ”
Only then did Marino notice the badge on the young man's chest, indicating that he was a descendant of Cardinal Cardinal Calados.
Marino suddenly skipped a strange plot in his mind, and his eyes immediately swept over the young man's face, and then he took a serious look at the other man's face, and then sighed in his heart: it is indeed feminine and beautiful
But then, the cardinal repented in his heart for his evil thoughts.
The young man caught his gaze keenly, and two reds flashed across his face, but then he straightened his waist even more, and his head was raised higher, and he looked proud and proud.
When Marino saw it, he couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic at the moment, and said secretly in his heart: "What trick has deceived this poor young man this time, the horn of heaven, or the key to heaven?
He remembered the two yellow joke allusions, and hurriedly repented again, but he couldn't help but smile anymore.
Seeing the smile on the corner of his mouth, the young man understood it as a mockery of himself, and immediately felt that his pride had been hurt, and he forcibly suppressed the resentment in his heart, pursed his lips tightly, and said coldly: "His Excellency Cardinal Cardinal Calados is waiting for you in the first meeting room. ”
After speaking, he turned around, took a big stride, and walked away with a proud face.
It's just that this kind of chin tilting slightly, which should have been like a swan-like step, was forced out of the duck by the young man for some reason.
In order to take care of the young man's poor self-esteem, Marino endured it for a long time before he did not laugh out loud. And at this time, the displeasure felt by the young man's rudeness disappeared at once.
He paused for a moment, then walked towards the temple's reception room.
When Marino came to the door of the reception room, he was surprised to find that there were two priests standing at the door, which was a very unusual sight in the Vatino.
This is the abode of Vatino, the great god of light.
Even if it was a million-strong alliance between the undead high priest and the demons, it had to stop at five hundred miles away.
Not before, not now, and there will never be that person who dares to make trouble in this place in the future?
He didn't know that his words were completely broken in less than a month
There's a real daring guy who turned this place upside down.
That day has even become an unforgettable memory for all the pastors of the Vatino, and they think of it like a group of goblins who have just been released from the tax office, beating their chests and sobbing bitterly.
Marino pushed open the door in amazement and stepped inside.
But before he had time to sigh at the soft carpet that was thicker than his feet, an even greater wonder awaited him.
I saw that in the conference room, there were already several people seated.
Marino's gaze swept over everyone's familiar faces, and he was surprised to see that these were all high-ranking and powerful characters in the Holy See, stomping and shaking three times.
Magistrate Dartle, who terrified all apostates.
The most heroic and combative paladin Sindara.
Cardinal Draquin of Lund Island, known for his fanatical beliefs.
……
And sitting at the top is, of course, Cardinal Carados.
Malino couldn't help but feel her heart pounding at the moment.
What is going on? All these big men are here? Could it be that His Majesty the Pope is really dead?
But then, he denied this answer in his heart, if such a big thing really happened, sitting here, it should be Cardinal Obakhm who is presiding over the meeting.
Otherwise, it would be an illegal meeting and would not be recognized by the churches everywhere.
But......
He hesitated for a moment and then thought: But looking at this frame, it is a strict incident that is comparable to the death of His Majesty the Pope.
Although he thought this in his heart, he did not show any uneasiness on the surface, and bowed slightly to the cardinal archbishop, and then said, "My lord, what is the matter with you calling me here?"
Marino, though as calm as he could, heard a faint tremor in his voice.
Cardinal Carados has apparently been waiting for some time.
When he saw Marino coming, he was not displeased, but exchanged glances with everyone present, and then opened his arms and greeted him with a smile. "Marynorew, my old friend, long time no see. How have you been?"
His attitude immediately caused De Marino to shiver in his heart, and he became more vigilant.
There is absolutely nothing good about this deadback weasel smiling so affectionately