"I am the cousin brother of your master's third cousin, my name is Chen Rencai, and I am still his uncle."

Song Che took a silver ingot, put it on the table, and counted it as ceremonial money.

Many poor relatives gave them broken silver and copper coins.

The bookkeeper originally wondered if there was really such a person, but when he saw the white silver, he said a long "oh": "It turned out to be an old man, I remembered, remembered." ”

The bookkeeper happily accepted the silver taels, returned a box of candy cakes, and invited Song Che into the children's house.

In modern times, pork is a very profitable business, and monopolizing the pork business is no worse than monopolizing salt.

There are many guests who come to the children's house to congratulate, and there are fifty or sixty tables of banquets in the front hall, which shows that this butcher surnamed Tong still has some face in the local area.

Song Che pretended to be a guest and sneaked in to survey the terrain of the house so that he could steal the bride next.

The Tong family has a big business and many disciples, so obviously they can't rob it hard, they can only rely on outwitting.

Normally, the process of marriage begins with a visit to the church, followed by the bride in the bedroom, and the groom stays behind to make a toast.

There are so many guests in the Tong family, even if there is a drink at one table, it will take a long time to play around - stealing the bride while the groom is toasting, this is Song Che's plan.

"Stop! What the hell! ”

As soon as Song Che approached a viewing garden in the backyard, he was stopped by two big men.

"The first time I came to this big house, I was in a bit of a hurry, and I couldn't find a thatched house after looking for a long time." Song Che covered his crotch and pretended to be eager.

A big man raised his hand and pointed behind him: "Go all the way from this road to the end, then turn right into an alley, and as soon as you enter, you will be able to ask about the smell." ”

Song Che said thank you, and glanced at the small building in the garden-

At this moment, it was dark, the candle was lit on the small building, and the figure of a woman was printed on the window shadow, most likely the bride.

Thinking about it, this Tong Gui is still a real person, marrying a concubine, holding a banquet, and giving a small building. If you want to stay in the modern blind date market, no matter how old and ugly you are, it is a hot item.

Song Che followed the guidance of the big man and came to the alley where the thatched toilet was, and sure enough, before he could get in, he smelled a foul smell.

At the end of the alley is the latrine, which has a small door next to it, and next to it are several large wooden barrels.

In ancient times, it was basically a dry toilet, and when the manure tank was full, it would be packed into buckets and shipped out, so there would be a back door next to the toilet to facilitate Ye Xianglang to deal with it, and it was more convenient to steal the bride tonight.

After reviewing the terrain, Song Che walked out of the children's house, came to the carriage parked at the corner, and explained the plan with the three little Langjun:

"Later, I will go back to the boy's house again to eat, and when the time comes, I will set a fire to the west, and then all of me will be attracted by the fire;

Brother Lin, as soon as you see a fire in the house, you will climb over the wall and go to the small building on the east side, the bride is inside, and there may be two big men guarding the door, I believe that with your skills, it will be easy to deal with them;

After picking up the bride, go out and turn right to the end, and then right into the alley, there is a small door by the latrine at the end of the alley, where we will meet;

Brother Shen, Brother Qin, the two of you drove the carriage and found a small door with scum frames and buckets piled up on the east side of the house, and waited outside the door for us to come out. ”

"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"

"Okay, let's get started!"

After arranging the plan, Song Che turned back to the children's house, and the wedding banquet was about to begin.

Song Che picked the most inconspicuous seat and waited for the opportunity while eating.

"Fellow villagers, today is Tong's big day, everyone eats and drinks well......"

A big fat man with almost the same length, width and height, about forty years old, beard like fried hair, born black and ugly, and the appearance of "Li Kui", if he walked on four feet on the ground, he might really be regarded as a monster.

Above the high hall, there was a fifty-year-old man sitting with tears in his eyes, presumably Li Laohan, the father of the bride.

Which father is willing to marry his daughter to such a big black pig?

"Oh, Li Laohan, I will take your daughter as a concubine and treat you as a high hall, that is to respect you, even my own son is not treated like this, you don't have to cry and cry, it will ruin the celebration of tonight!"

Tong Gui's eyes widened, and Li Laohan didn't even dare to cry.

Begin the worship hall.

The bride instinctively didn't want to, but she was ruthlessly escorted and kowtowed, and a drop of crystal tears slipped from the hijab, which was extremely pitiful!

"Licheng! Send it to the cave room! ”

"Little beauty, you go back to the room first, wait for your husband to accompany the guests, and then come back to celebrate the Spring Festival with you."

really

The bride was sent back to the wedding room first, and Tong Gui stayed behind to accompany the guests.

Song Che saw that the time had come, so he secretly got off the table while it was busy, came to the west side of the children's house, ignited the Molotov cocktail that had been prepared, picked a building and threw it away, and then rushed back to the seat and sat down, and continued to eat as if nothing happened.

"Hey, why does it smell mushy?"

"It's not good, Brother Tong, your west wing is on fire!"

Song Che didn't think it was a big deal, so he got up and shouted: "Hurry up and put out the fire!" ”

The fire burned not small, and soon the whole children's house was full of smoke.

The guests went to put out the fire, the guests rushed to escape, and the banquet was chaotic!

Song Che took advantage of the chaos to come to the guest hall, grabbed Li Laohan and ran out.

When they came to the latrine, Lin Yue happened to arrive with the bride on his shoulder.

Song Che kicked open the side door, and Shen Wenjun had been waiting for a long time with the carriage.

Get in!

"Drive!"

Driven by four horses, he suddenly picked up speed and galloped out of town.

After running for about twelve or thirteen miles, and came to a Yangtze River port, Song Che put the father and daughter down from the carriage, and gave them a set of clothes and twenty taels of silver, and said:

"Later, you will go to the shore and call a fishing boat, let it cross the river for you, go east to the other side, you can get to Jiangning in one day's work, my two clothes are worth a lot of money, wear it and be a businessman, don't expose your identity along the way, it's best to change your name and surname."

The father and daughter were so grateful that they knelt down and kowtowed.

Shen Wenjun hurriedly helped them up, "Uncle, sister, it is estimated that the bully will soon find out that you are gone, so let's hurry up." ”

The father and daughter thanked them again and again with tears, and according to Song Che's instructions, they stopped a fishing boat, and after a while, there was only a faint fishing fire left on the river.

"Hoo ......"

Shen Wenjun took a long breath, "It's really happy to do good deeds!" ”

"Let's get out of here quickly, lest they catch up." Lin Yue urged.

"No, we're going back."

Tong Gui will definitely bring people to chase him, there are only two avenues of east and west, and their car driving is too conspicuous, not to mention that Song Che has also shown his face in the Tong Mansion, in case he is recognized, and he will definitely be suspected and cause unnecessary trouble.

The safest places are the safest.