Chapter 468: Dijon's Envoy

"Emperor Daliang, I know that you are on the wall at the moment, our general thinks that before the capture of Xuzhou, I can talk to you, these court officials are the meeting gifts that the general will give back to you!" The Dijon envoy pointed to Jia Taishi and other ministers to clarify their intentions.

Jia Taishi was not ambiguous, and stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, please open the city gate, Weichen has drawn up a peace negotiation plan with Dijon, and the soldiers are not bloody, or it can be tonight!" Liao Heng clenched his fists tightly, gritted his teeth and said: "It's all this old horseman, who caused the fall of the Jingshi, and didn't say anything about the emperor's brother, but he still came to pit me!" Bring me the bow and crossbow, and I will shoot this thief with my own hands! ”

"Hey, Your Majesty, don't be in a hurry, you might as well let them in first, listen to what kind of plan it is, and then weigh the pros and cons." Song Che's words, Liao Heng listened, he had to hold back his anger and nodded.

Song Che beckoned to open the city gate and welcomed the Dijon envoy and Jia Taishi and others in. The moment the officials entered the city, they all knelt down in front of Liao Heng and cried bitterly.

"Get it all up!" Liao Heng said: "As a courtier of the Great Liang, crying and crying, what kind of system!" The officials had no choice but to wipe away their tears and stand up.

Dijon's envoy said that he was called Ao Gui, and from a diplomatic point of view, he dared to enter Xuzhou alone, which can be regarded as quite courageous.

As a diplomatic envoy, his toughness and arrogance are inseparable from the fact that there is a powerful country behind him.

"Emperor Daliang, don't say that these ministers, from Emperor Taishang Zhao Sui to millions of people in the capital, all day long with tears on their faces, crying so sad that it is sad." Ao Gui smiled.

"You're looking for death!" Jiang Yuntian wanted to draw his sword.

"You dare to kill me!" Ao Gui said proudly: "Our general said that if I go in and out of Xuzhou this time, I will lose a hair, and I will slaughter a city for burial!" "How arrogant?

How helpless? The generals of the Great Liang clenched their fists with a clenching sound. Song Che opened his mouth and asked, "Since the envoy is here for peace talks, don't talk nonsense anymore, just say your requests, right?" ”

"Hey, there's no hurry." Ao Gui waved his hand, raised his voice and said: "I heard that your Liang is full of wise men, Ao Mou is not talented, I have a few questions in my heart, I want to ask for advice, I don't know if your country dares to answer?" ”

"Peace talks, peace talks, if you don't talk, get out of Xuzhou, where is so much!" Jiang Yuntian scolded. Ao Gui glanced at Jiang Yuntian and said contemptuously: "Anyone can be a wise man, but you can't be a reckless man." ”

"Okay, then I'll play with you." Song Che took a step forward, confronted Ao Gui, and motioned for him to ask.

The corners of Ao Gui's mouth rose slightly, twisted his beard, pointed to the ground and asked: "It is said that the earth is vast and the sky is round, so may I ask, where is the center of the earth?" "Song Che is so disdainful, this question is really ...... It's too retarded.

"Do you know the answer to this question, Ao Envoy?" He asked rhetorically. Ao Gui said, "If I knew the answer, would I have come to ask you? Song Che said of course: "That's right, with your brains, it's really hard to think about this kind of problem...... But even a three-year-old boy in our girder could easily reply," and then he walked around the hall, and at last he returned to his place, stamped his foot, and said to Aogui, "The center of the earth is at my feet." Ao Gui laughed,

"How smart am I? There is no end to the ends of the earth, how do you know that the center of the earth is at your feet? Song Che said: "If you don't believe it, take a ruler and measure it, if the center of the earth is not under my feet, I will represent His Majesty the Emperor and give you the Great Liang River and Mountains to Dijon." Ao Gui wanted to argue, but he was speechless, he sneered lightly, and pointed to the sky again: "Excuse me, how many stars are there in the sky?" Song Che turned around and walked to the incense burner, grabbed a handful of incense ashes and said, "There are as many stars in the sky as there are particles of incense ashes in this handful. Ao Gui glared at the incense ash in Song Che's hand and shouted angrily: "How can I count how many incense ashes there are!" ”

"Ah......hh Ahh Song Che sneezed, and happened to spray out the incense ash, pouring the ashes on his face.

"Hahaha......"

"Look, he looks like a dirt dog!" The room burst into laughter.

"I'm sorry Ao envoy, this incense ash is too pungent, I really can't help it," Song Che smiled and apologized first, and said,

"I have counted it when I have just sprayed the incense ash, and it is sixteen million eight hundred and twenty-three thousand and seventy-five in total, and there are so many stars in the sky, if you don't believe it, you can fly to the sky and count them." Ao Gui wiped his face while sneezing, but the more he wiped it, the more he wiped it, the more funny it became, and he was a clown who jumped off the beam.

"Ao Messenger, I answered your two questions, so how about you answer me two questions as well?" Song Che asked.

Ao Gui gritted his teeth,

"You ask!"

"Excuse me, how high is the sky?"

"This ...... This...... Scold! Do you want to stump me with such unsolvable questions? I tell you, there is a ...... The sky is 100,000 feet high! ”

"Wrong, the sky is 110,000 feet high! I have measured it myself, and you will definitely ask me how I measured, and I will tell you that I measured it with my hands, and you will question, how can I measure the sky with my hands? Tsk, you are all in Dijon and small states, you dare to offend Liang Tianwei, why can't I measure the sky with my hands? ”

"This ......"

"How thick is the ground?"

"I ...... I don't know how thick it is! ”

"This time I will answer you with scientific data, from the earth's crust, to the mantle, to the earth's core, the thickness of the entire earth is 12,742 miles! If you don't believe me, then try to live a thousand years, and then you will see how accurate my answer is! Song Che glared and aggressively, he went further, and Ao Gui took a step back,

"You don't know the height of the sky, you dare to come to me to show your knowledge, the knowledge in my head has no ancients in the first thousand years, and no one in the next thousand years! Compared with me, you are also worthy? ”

"You! You...... Count you ruthless! Ao Gui pushed Song Che away, erected his clothes, and pretended to be calm: "Just now, I just wanted to test it and see if there are any smart people in your Daliang - since it is a peace talk, it is natural to talk with smart people, so that you can talk less!" He paused, stopped selling Guanzi, and said bluntly: "The Great Liang Dynasty needs to pay Dijon five million taels of gold, fifty million taels of silver, 30,000 cattle and horses, and one million silk horses, and then declare himself to our Dijon, and cede Taiyuan, Zhending, and the sixteen states of Yanyun; If you can accede to these demands, we will return the Emperor and withdraw our troops to the north!" "Simply, the lion opened his mouth!