"If you want to talk about this Dapeng, you have to mention Kun, which is said to be in the distant Northern Netherlands, there is an extremely large creature called Cai, oh no, it's Kun, this Kun is so big......"

Song Che sat cross-legged under the big tree, like a prophet and a wise man, gesturing to tell the children fantastic stories.

The children held their faces and listened with relish.

But there was one person whose face was more ugly.

was robbed of her "job", can her face look good? These children were supposed to revolve around her.

"Knock knock!"

"Ahem!"

Guo Shuyun tapped the question board heavily, coughed lightly twice, and said sternly: "All people, let me go back to my place and sit down." ”

This "head teacher" is still somewhat dignified, and the children hurry up to their places.

"The surname is Song."

"What?"

"Teaching and educating people is teaching knowledge that can be applied to what you have learned! What's the use of talking about these ethereal things? Guo Shuyun reprimanded.

Song Che waved his hand and said with a smile: "Hey, they are still children, which child doesn't like to listen to stories?" Cultivate divergent thinking from an early age, have infinite imagination, and have unlimited creativity. ”

"I've never heard of any imagination or creativity, don't make it up here and mislead people."

"Me? Mistaken children? ”

Song Che got up, dusted off his buttocks, and faced Guo Shuyun: "I went to kindergarten at the age of three, graduated from the kindergarten early at the age of five, began to receive nine years of compulsory education at the age of six, was admitted to a key university at the age of eighteen, and was able to think about life alone at the age of twenty...... If I mislead people's children, there will be no one in this world who can teach them well. ”

Guo Shuyun looked at Song Che back and forth three times from beginning to end, sneered lightly, and smiled: "You are so powerful, why do you still become my prisoner?" ”

Now, this is a woman, but she started to attack herself.

"Test me."

"What?"

"Take out the most difficult questions you think are the most difficult and test me, no matter astronomy and geography, poetry and songs, as long as you can stump me, I will kneel down, kowtow to you three times, and call you 'aunt and grandma', but if I answer,"

The corners of Song Che's mouth rose slightly, and he pointed at the children and smiled: "How about letting me teach them to read with you?" ”

Anyway, Song Che is not interesting in this village, and he may not be able to escape for ten days or eight days, so it is better to have some fun for himself and cultivate his sentiments.

"Cut, it's up to you? A businessman who only seeks money and is hungry for profit? ”

"Miss Guo, I'm not an ordinary businessman, and those who know me know that I'm a terrifying person."

"Hey, I almost threw up my lunch."

Guo Shuyun agreed: "Okay, Kuijin praises you so much, but I don't believe it, then I will make my debut to test you, if you can solve it, I will let you teach the children to read with me, but if you can't solve it, I don't mean that you call me aunt and grandmother, from now on, you will pick up hoes with those businessmen, how about it?" ”

Song Che confidently said yes.

"You've got it."

Guo Shuyun picked up four wooden sticks, skimmed them to the same length, and put out the word "mountain" on the ground, saying:

"This problem is called 'turning a mountain into a field', you can move the stick at will, if you can change it into the word 'field', you win, of course, there is a time limit;"

She casually pointed to a caterpillar on the trunk of the tree and said, "If you can't get rid of this worm when it reaches the first treetop, go up to the north slope and pick up the hammer." ”

The children and the poker quartet gather around and discuss how to move the sticks.

"There are only four wooden sticks, no matter how you move them, it can't become the word 'Tian', right?"

"The big boss, can you cut off this stick?"

"Of course not, if you put out four, you can only move four."

Guo Shuyun hugged her arms, cocked her chin, looked at Song Che proudly, and mocked from time to time: "Aren't you a little scary to be perfect?" How is it? Can't solve it, right? If you give up now, I'll only let you use the hammer for three days, if not—"

"It's solved."

Song Che grabbed four wooden sticks, put them side by side, and showed the cross-section to everyone: "Look, isn't this just a spelling out of the word 'Tian'?" ”

"Huh! That's right, I only said to move the stick, but I didn't say that I can't put it up? ”

"Uncle Song, you're so smart!"

"It's wrong, it's wrong, it's right to call my brother."

Song Che showed the wooden stick in his hand to Guo Shuyun, and said with a smile: "Miss Guo, I agreed." ”

Guo Shuyun pursed her lips, but said, "You are still a little smart, but ...... This question is just a small test, do you dare to solve my problem again? ”

Song Che shrugged his shoulders, threw the wooden stick, and said fearlessly: "I can do it." If the next question is solved, Miss Guo will have to fulfill her promise, otherwise she will have a long nose if she lies in front of the dishonesty of so many children. ”

"Brother Song, why...... Why does lying make your nose longer? ”

"Ah, this is from a fairy tale, called "Pinocchio", I'll tell you about it later, at the moment, let's ask Miss Guo about the problem, right?" Song Che winked at her.

Guo Shuyun rolled up his sleeves and made a gesture of doing a lot of work: "Then you listen, this is a difficult problem about trading-

Buy a cow, I buy the difference of fifteen taels, you buy the difference of twenty-five taels, the two of us add up to a total of seventy taels, excuse me, how much is this cow?

Solving this problem should be easy for you businessmen, so I'll only give you a quarter of an hour to solve it, isn't it too much? ”

"The answer is, I have forty taels on me, thirty taels on you, and the price of a cow is fifty-five taels."

Song Che blurted out.

Guo Shuyun was stunned by the speed of solving the problem, she bit her lip, "You...... You clearly met a dead mouse with a blind cat, you guessed! ”

"This kind of three-year-old child's question, you still need to use your brain to guess?"

Song Che snatched the chalk from Guo Shuyun's hand, knocked on the question board, and asked the children to come closer and teach on the spot:

"You will definitely not understand the equation to solve it, so I will explain it by drawing line segments-

This solid line represents the money on my body, and the extended dotted line is the added fifteen taels, which can buy a cow;

In the same way, this second solid line represents the money on Miss Guo's body, and the dotted line is the twenty-five taels added, which can also buy a cow;

The sum of the two solid lines is the money on me and Miss Guo, a total of 70 taels, plus two dashed lines for the price difference, 15 taels and 25 taels, a total of 110 taels;

One hundred and twenty taels, you can buy two melons, so may I ask the children, how much is a melon? ”

The child and the big man laughed in unison and replied:

"Fifty-five taels!"

Song Che threw the chalk back to Guo Shuyun and smiled faintly: "Miss Guo, this is called teaching." ”

Guo Shuyun's head tilted and snorted lightly: "You are amazing." ”