Chapter 563: The Holy Hand of Gynecology
Song Che just walked out of the inn.
A woman in blue with a white veil suddenly appeared in front of her, with a cyan scarf tied around her neck and a beautiful blue eye wrapped in a heavy eye bag.
She just looked at Song Che directly.
"Girl, is there anything wrong with you?" Song Che asked.
She narrowed her eyes and said softly, "I'm here to take you to the appointment." ā
Raiding Lan?
is like two people when she wore armor and tied a ponytail last night.
"It turned out to be ...... General Raid, it's really a night away, like every three autumns. ā
"Don't be verbose, Her Majesty's temper will only be better in the morning, if you miss it once, you won't see it next time."
She leads the way.
Song Che followed up and asked, "What?" The queen of your family, with a very hot temper? ā
Xi Lan paused, turned around and said: "It's too late for you to regret it now, if you enter the palace and anger the queen, you can't eat and walk around." ā
Song Che sneered in his heart, the country is not big, and his temper is not small.
"If you can't eat it, take it away, saving food is a traditional virtue."
"Tsk...... I hope you can be so confident before you get to the Venerable Driver! ā
On the way to the palace, Song Che took a general look, the ratio of men and women on the street was in three or seven, many faces were similar to Liang people, and they also used the official dialect of Liang to talk and communicate.
Although the Great Liang has lost control of the Western Regions in the past decade, the Central Plains culture has been deeply rooted in the Western Regions, but the smaller the country, the heavier it is "Liangized".
After a few steps, the palace was reached.
The female guards all controlled the palace gate, and they all looked at Song Che with strange eyes.
"You're the only man who's ever entered the palace in recent years." Raid Lan said.
"There are no men in the palace?"
"Even cats are female."
Gee......
No wonder the yin qi is so heavy.
Bedroom.
Just arrived at the dormitory.
"Get out! Get out of here! A bunch of quacks! What do you want? There was a burst of angry scolding from the palace.
Several female doctors dressed in plain clothes ran out of the dormitory in embarrassment with tears in their eyes.
Lan Lan stopped them and asked in a low voice, "What?" Your Majesty's illness has not yet been investigated? ā
One of the female doctors cried: "Your Majesty, she doesn't want to tell us anything, she only calls us the pulse, and we ...... Even if we are immortals, we can't cure her disease! ā
Xi Lan sighed helplessly.
Song Che said: "If she is sick but she is unwilling to tell you, it means that she has an obscure disease, you can first observe the words and looks, use your brains to guess, and then tacitly cure the disease for her." ā
"Yikes! How can there be a man here? Only then did the female doctors find out that Song Che was not very welcome and convinced:
"You speak lightly, Her Majesty's temper is uncertain, who dares to speculate on her thoughts?"
"Lord Xilan, you should know the rules of the palace best, how dare you bring a man into the palace?"
He ...... He...... He'sā"
"I'm here to treat your majesty, physically, psychologically, spiritually, I can get rid of them all!"
Song Che deliberately made it loud, deliberately to let the one in the dormitory hear clearly.
"Are you crazy? Don't you see that Your Majesty is still angry? Xi Lan pulled Song Che and was about to leave, when a greeting suddenly came from the dormitory:
"Who is speaking outside the door? How can there be a man's voice? ā
Xi Lan hurriedly stepped forward to explain: "Your Majesty, when Wei Chen was patrolling outside the city last night, he stumbled upon a caravan from Daliang, and they said that they were separated in the desert after a sandstorm...... When the first king was in power, he had always been friendly with the Liang State, and Wei Chen took it upon himself to bring him to see you, who would have expected that this Liang merchant was arrogant and arrogant, and dared to speak wildly in front of His Majesty...... Please calm your majesty's anger, and I will blast him out! ā
Song Che disagreed, and said loudly again: "I'm just telling the truth, how can I speak wildly?" The king of Gaochang was dying due to a wound infection, and Song only used one trick to make him alive, if you don't believe it, you can immediately send an envoy to Gaochang to ask what happened. ā
Xi Lan tugged at his sleeve fiercely: "Don't say it!" ā
"What? Are you not allowed to tell the truth? Or do you look down on me, a businessman from Daliang, from the bottom of your heart? ā
Helplessly, the customs clearance document was in Nangong Yue's baggage, otherwise Song Che would have already taken out his self-identification.
"Raid Lan, let this Liang merchant come in." The voice in the dormitory was relatively indifferent.
Before Song Che was about to enter the palace, Xi Lan squeezed out a warning from between his teeth: "If you dare to have the slightest disrespect for Her Majesty the Queen, I will definitely not let you go......"
Who is rare?
Song Che snorted lightly, flicked his sleeves, and walked into the dormitory.
On the soft collapse of the palace, there is a woman sitting dignifiedly, she wears a light veil on her face, wears a white dress, wears a snow coat on her shoulders, her head is slightly raised, her eyes are indifferent, her expression is cold, seven points are majesty, three points are haggard.
Although she couldn't see her specific appearance, she could roughly judge from her voice that she was only in her twenties.
"In Xia Song Che, see Your Majesty." Song Che bowed his head to show etiquette.
Queen Po Sa glanced at Song Che up and down, and said, "You just spoke, no matter physical, mental, or spiritual, you can get rid of the disease, right?" ā
Song Che said yes.
"Okay, then you will first come and see what diseases are in the body of this king, if you look good, this king will be rewarded."
"As a matter of fact, I have seen what His Majesty is guilty of, and I have thought of a cure, but before I say that, I have a question for Your Majesty, which may be a little offended." Song Che said.
The Queen frowned slightly, "You asked." ā
"Your Majesty, has you been having sex a lot lately?" Song Che asked.
The queen's legs suddenly tightened, and her eyebrows almost came together.
"You're bold!"
Xi Lan angrily: "Her Majesty is still unmarried, and she is still a saint, how can there be...... There will be that kind of thing! ā
The corners of Song Che's mouth rose slightly, probably knowing it, and said bluntly: "Your Majesty was born with a disease!" ā
Belt-down disease, commonly known as gynecological disease.
Thanks to the words of the medical women, they said that the queen only let the pulse but not talk about the condition, which is obviously something difficult to hide.
As the king of a country, she has never been married, and this kind of illness is difficult to talk about, the reason why she is angry may not be that she has a bad illness, but that these medical women can't see her difficulties.
The queen looked calm and did not deny it.
Xi Lan was incredulous, "Your Majesty, are you ......?"
Song Che said: "Hey, don't guess, bringing the next type of disease is something that every woman will have, and it is related to many factors." ā
"You...... Now that you have seen the illness committed by this king, you can prescribe medicine directly, and there is no need to say anything else. The Queen's eyes wandered, and she urged.
Song Che said: "Since this layer of window paper has been pierced, why is Your Majesty embarrassed? It's better to be more subtle and concise, I'll ask you to answer, and then prescribe the right medicine when the symptoms are clear. ā
The queen did not speak, but took it as a tacit.
"So, the first question," Song Che blinked:
"It hurts?"
"Itchy!"
"Li?"
"Outside!"
"Swollen?"
"Swollen!"
"White?"
"Nope!"
"Oh!"
"Hmmm......"
Her cheeks were red and hot.