"Are you blind? I can't even see it! ”

So angry that the dwarf almost jumped.

Song Che scratched his head and scolded secretly: "I met a ghost today, I just heard someone calling, but I couldn't see a human figure." ”

"You!"

The dwarf hurriedly moved a stool, and when he stood on it, it barely reached Song Che's chin, and he shouted angrily: "Can you see Lao Tzu now?" ”

Song Che glanced at the dwarf up and down, and asked left and right, "Whose child is this!" How can children be allowed to play in the main hall? ”

"Hahaha......"

provoked laughter, and even the reserved queen couldn't help but cover her mouth and snicker.

Chocolate blushed, clenched his fist and was about to fight, but Song Che kicked lightly on the stool leg, causing him to fall on all fours.

Another burst of laughter.

"Master Zhu, are you alright?" The tall man hurriedly lifted the dwarf up.

"It's ...... It just doesn't make sense! Chocolate glared at Mandolin, "Is this how you treat the envoys?" ”

Xi Lan said: "Open your eyes and see, he is not from the country." ”

Chocolate held his head high and looked at Song Che for a while before saying, "You are a Liang person!" ”

Song Che smiled and apologized: "I'm really sorry that my feet are shaking and I accidentally kicked your stool, please don't spoil the friendship between the two countries because of me." ”

Chocolate gritted his teeth, suddenly smiled, turned his head and asked Mandolin: "Your Majesty, I heard that the palace of the king has never let men enter easily, what is the matter with this Liang man?" ”

He circled around Song Che again, and sneered from time to time: "Look, how rich and handsome he is, such a man, or a man from Dongtu Daliang, should be very popular with you women, right?" Could it be that he's Your Majesty—"

"Presumptuous!"

Xi Lan pulled out the saber at his waist, "Dead dwarf, if you dare to blaspheme again, I will make your head fall to the ground in the court!" ”

"Hahaha......" Chocolate laughed, "I haven't finished my sentence, so why should the general be so excited?" Hey, I know, I know, how can this woman be separated from a man? It's like your country, seventy percent of them are women, and in our country of Zhuzi, there are more women and men, if the two countries can be combined into one, wouldn't they be able to solve their respective needs? ”

He walked up to the mandolin again, bowed his chin and said with a smile: "My esteemed majesty, the princess and Zhuzi are originally a country, if there is a war, it will be fratricidal and life-threatening, you don't think so, you hand over the national seal, our merciful king Atuba will definitely stop waging war for the sake of his compatriots, then Juzi and Bo Su will reunite, and then continue the glory of the Xishan Kingdom, why not?" ”

"You fart less!"

Xi Lan scolded: "What is Atubai? What qualifications does a thief who does not know shame and will take revenge to hold the seal of the king! ”

Chocolate shook his head and sighed lightly: "You women, you like to be emotional, you rely on strength and fists to hold the Wang Yin, and etiquette, righteousness and shame are just an excuse for self-deception,"

He also said, "It is okay if you do not hand over the king's seal, and our merciful King Atuba has said that if Her Majesty is willing to marry him as queen, you can also stop the army." ”

"Shameless bastard, I'll kill you!"

Raid Lan swung his sword down the hall and slashed at the chocolate in anger.

Chocolate was not afraid at all, and at the moment when the knife fell, the big man flashed over, slapped his hands, and sandwiched the blade between his palms, no matter how Xi Lan drew the knife, he didn't move at all.

Chocolate said coldly: "Before coming to your country, I gave an order to the army of the country of Zhuzi, if they don't see me back before noon, they will attack with the whole army and break through your capital city, leaving no people and animals behind!" ”

"Her Majesty! Since they are going to fight, why do they have to stay! Ordered the guards to kill them! Raid Lan kicked the big man away, trembling with anger, and the guards had surrounded the main hall.

Mandolin clenched her fists tightly, if she gave the order, war would be imminent, and it would be the life and death of tens of thousands of people......

When she hesitated, she asked for help and looked at Song Che.

Looking for Song Che?

Just look for Song Che.

"Wait, I have a better way, but the soldiers are not bloody, and each fights for interests," Song Che asked the dwarf with a smile: "I don't know this little friend, are you willing to listen?" ”

Chocolate rebuked angrily: "Open your dog's eyes and see, Lao Tzu is twenty-eight years old this year!" ”

Twenty-eight the?

He looks like fifty-eight!

"Hmph, Liang Ren, I solemnly warn you! Even if your Great Liang Dynasty is strong, but this is the Western Regions, and the battle between Po Su and Zhu Zi is also our own family's business, if you dare to get in the way, when the city is broken today, even you will be killed! "Chocolate spoke harshly.

"Hey, you can rest assured that Song is just a businessman and never does anything to make himself suffer," Song Che smiled and said:

"Chocolate, you say—"

"My name is Chocolate!"

"Harm! It's not bad...... You just said that the two countries are compatriots, and if a war starts it, it will be fratricidal, so why don't we decide the ownership of the national seal in a more civilized way? Song Che paused, and then said:

"Therefore, I propose that the two countries have a 'contest to win India' -

On the border of the two countries, a ring was set up for three rounds of competition, king against king, general against general, and two wins in three games. What do you think of the winner holding the national seal, and the loser bowing to the vassals? ”

"Huh? What? Did I hear me right? ”

Chocolate plucked out his ears, "A country where even the king is a woman dares to compete in the ring of our powerful Zhuzi country?" Return the king to the king? Don't you know that our esteemed King Atuba was once the most powerful warrior in Xishan? You let Her Majesty the delicate Queen compete with him, it is better to marry him directly and be the princess! ”

Song Che smiled: "The vast majority of successful men are inseparable from women, and the vast majority of failed men are because they see women clearly,"

He turned his head and winked at Mandolin: "Did you say?" My Honourable Majesty the Queen. ”

Mandolin looked at Raidan and asked for her opinion.

Lan pondered for a moment, clenched her fists, and nodded.

Mandolin decided loudly: "Okay, for the sake of the people of the two countries, this king promises to 'compete with each other to win the seal', the winner will be the king, and the loser will be the minister!" ”

"Since you have brought humiliation upon yourself, then I will also agree to the contest on behalf of Zhu Ziguo," said Chocolate again: "However, since it is a contest, there must be a rule, so as not to hurt and kill anyone when you get it, and you will not admit it!" ”

"No problem." Song Che said: "The date of the competition is set at noon two days later, the ring is set on the border between Bosa and Zhuzi, the two countries sign an alliance before the competition, no one is allowed to repent, there is no limit to weapons, no time limit, no limit to life and death, the one who occupies the battle wins, and the one who loses the fight, how about it?" ”

"You're going to lose!"

Chocolate left a cruel word and strode out of the palace.