"Strategist, the stage has been set up!"

"We've rehearsed it too!"

"Good, Crooked Good!"

On the third day of the fourth month, the army came to the city again, and today it was different from the usual scolding, but to play a drama for the soldiers and civilians of Lucheng.

The stage was set up under the city gates.

"Dangdangdang......"

The gongs rang out, and the loud soldiers shouted at the city wall:

"Lucheng folks, you have worked hard to defend the city, today our military division specially arranged two good shows for you, don't miss it!"

In fact, there is no need for him to shout, and the city wall is also crowded with people.

"The surname is Song, what the hell are you doing!" Chachai scolded.

"What are you yelling about? Keep your eyes open and you're guaranteed to be impressed! Song Che echoed and waved his big hand:

"The first scene "The Prince Kills His Father", start now!"

I saw a group of soldiers wearing Hu costumes on the stage, playing the drama of the ministers of the Hu State and the Great Khan ascending the throne and becoming the emperor.

"My name is Timur, I am the Great Khan of Hu, I want to be the emperor today, I want to be the king of this steppe......"

"I am the Great Prince Sultan, and my two hateful brothers want to take my throne......"

"I'm the third prince Bach, and my father is going to make me the crown prince today......"

"I am the second prince Kuimu, and I will kill my father with poisoned wine today......

Gee!

What kind of drama will these soldiers play?

Even Song Che felt embarrassed, not to mention the Hu people on the city wall, the show had just begun, and they were so angry that they scolded.

"Damn it, there's poison in this wine!"

"Father Khan, Father Khan, what's wrong with you? Don't die! ”

"Hey, hey, who told you to change your lines? The script I gave didn't have the three modal words 'fucking'! ”

……

When the first scene ended, Song Che took the opportunity to greet the wall:

"General Chachai, is this drama exciting? Don't think I'm insulting you, I'm telling you the truth through acting...... Hey, all the soldiers of the Hu tribe, listen, your allegiance to the Great Khan is actually a scumbag who killed his brother and father! ”

"Don't listen to his nonsense! He's sowing discord! Shoot the arrows! Give me arrows! ”

Arrows?

Song Che specially set up the stage outside the range of the bow and crossbow, the purpose was to finish the show without interference.

"I know you haven't seen it, but don't worry, the next one will be even more exciting!" Song Che clapped his hands and greeted:

"The second performance of "Flooded Chitong City" begins!"

Another wave of soldiers stepped onto the stage, and one of them, an "actor" who was nearly a foot tall and had a big beard but was wearing women's clothes, was the first to monologue himself:

"My name is Chachai, and I am the bravest man in the Hu Kingdom, as long as I guard Chitong City, the Liang army will not want to cross the border even if he has wings!"

"Good! Although the expression is contrived and slightly exaggerated, the acting skills are still not bad after all, and you will be rewarded with ten catties of mutton tonight! Song Che clapped his hands and applauded, pointed to the "fake chachai" on the stage, and shouted at the real chachai on the wall:

"General Chachai, it's really hard to find a special actor for you, I picked out such a person in my army of 500,000! But this women's dress is really suitable for you, and when you finish acting, I'll take it off and give it to you! ”

I was so angry that I beat my chest!

"General, it's not good, the Liang people blew up the Lianghe embankment!"

"The flood is coming, the flood is coming!"

Guess how the play is played? Seeing more than a dozen soldiers, in front of the city wall, he took off his pants and shouted while peeing:

"Flooded Chitong City, flooded Chitong City!"

"The surname Song, you...... You...... You're insulting too much! Today...... I'm going to have to skin you today!" Prepare a horse for Lao Tzu! ”

Chachai's anger that had been held back for a month finally broke out, and he turned around and was about to rush down the city wall, but the adjutant general and staff officers on the side repeatedly blocked him:

"Don't be a general, don't fall for this man's tricks! Today, he set up this stage to provoke you to fight! ”

"Yes, General, Lord Arhan has told me a thousand times, only defend and not attack, otherwise the military law will deal with it!"

"Get out of here! I can't bear this kind of anger, and I can't bear it with bloody soldiers! ”

Chachai pushed away all dissuasion, and shouted with his real arm: "Brothers, follow me out of the city and fight to the death with the Liang people!" ”

"Roar! Roar! Roar! ”

Hu Ren's anger was out of control.

Song Che smiled secretly in his heart, the shrunken turtle was finally about to show his head, he turned his head and said to the soldiers: "Order the artillery battalion, aim at the gate of Lucheng, take my gun as an order, and the gun will be fired, and there must be no mistake." ”

"Yes!"

After a while, the gate of Lucheng opened and the drawbridge was lowered, and Chachai led the troops out with great momentum, brandishing a sledgehammer and shouting:

"Grandpa came out today, which enemy will come first to die!"

"Hu Manxiu is going to be rampant, I'll pick you!"

Wu Wei rode out with a halberd and shouted to kill Chachai.

"Drum cheers!"

"Knock Knock Knock ......"

The heavy drums are deafening, and the warring generals are furious!

What is a good show?

That's the show!

"Hu Barbarian is dead!"

Wu Wei stabbed at Chachai with a halberd.

Chachai didn't dodge at all, he slapped the halberd away with a hammer, he reined in the horse with one hand, hammered with the other, as if he had infinite strength, but he didn't fight but three or four moves, Wu Wei was beaten back again and again.

"Ahh

Chachai hit his head and face with a heavy hammer, Wu Wei blocked it with a halberd, but the force was so great that even the horses under his crotch fell to the ground.

Wu Wei gritted his teeth, but it was difficult to move.

"General Wu, come back quickly!" Song Che pinched a handful of sweat in his palms and shouted loudly.

Guess this monster, one arm can lift a jack, how can ordinary people fight against it?

"Don't worry, I'll help General Wu!" Liu Kuang held a long knife in his hand and rode out.

Liu Kuang rushed to Chachai's horse, relieved Wu Wei's siege with a single blow, and then brandished a long knife to force Chachai back for the time being.

Wu Wei stood up and attacked Chachai with Liu Kuang in two directions.

Chachai rotated the sledgehammer in his hand, like that spiral, stirring up the dust all over the sky, fighting two people with the strength of one person, not only did not fall behind, but occupied the upper hand, Wu Wei and Liu Kuang could not enter him, and every hammer he could make people retreat!

"Get out of the way!"

In the end, it was a hammer that shook the horses and neighed.

Wu Wei and Liu Kuangda gasped heavily, and could only turn around and flee in defeat.

"Quick, get some wine to quench the thirst of the two generals!" Song Che ordered.

The soldier took two urns of wine and handed them to Wu Wei and Liu Kuang, who were defeated, and their hands trembled when they took the wine.

"Strategist...... That man was too ...... Too...... Alas! ”

Wouldn't the general of the defeated army be annoyed?

Song Che hurriedly comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, the two generals have done their best, so it's good to drink and rest." ”

"Hey! Is this all you Liang Jiang have to do? Lao Tzu was defeated before he could exert his strength? Hahaha...... "The victorious Chachai and Hu Jun are not arrogant.

"Snort...... It's really for him to put it up! ”

Jiang Yuntian raised his head and poured an urn of spirits, drew his sword and reined in the horse.